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#Star Trek Incorrect Hogwarts Quotes
bookworm-with-coffee · 11 months
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The Hobbit & Lord of the Rings 🍃
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• Excuses - (Thorin Oakenshield x Child!Reader) Part One, Part Two & Part Three
• LOTR/TH Characters as wrong number texts! - Part One, Part Two & Part Three
• Sleepless Nights - (Fili x Reader)
• Insecurities - (Kili x Reader)
• Softly - (Kili x Reader)
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Assassin's Creed 🗡
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(*mainly writing for Assassin's Creed III & Rogue )
• Aesthetics - Shay Cormac , Haytham Kenway , Liam O'Brien & Chevalier de la Verendrye
• Torn - (Liam O'Brien x Reader)
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Hogwarts Legacy 🪄
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• Incorrect Quotes - Punch in the Crotch
• Aesthetics - Ominis Gaunt & Sebastian Sallow
• The Greatest Heist of All - (Slytherin Boys x Reader)
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Van Helsing 🦇
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• Night Terrors - (Van Helsing Boys x Reader Imagines)
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Being Human 🩸
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• Dancing With Death - (John Mitchell x Reader) Part One, Part Two & Part Three - COMING SOON
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Star Trek 🪐
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(*mainly writing for AOS movie series - 2009-16)
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*Slyth is lying on the table for some operation or experiment*
Hufflepuff, next to the table: Okay, see you then
Hufflepuff: *leans over*
Hufflepuff: *kisses Slytherin* *leaves*
Gryffindor, who is conducting the experiment: *comes over and presses some buttons*
Gryffindor, leaning over Slytherin to reach something: Don’t worry I’m not going to kiss you, I’m only adjusting the restraints
Slytherin, sarcastically: I will try to contain my disappointment
Gryffindor: *rolls eyes*
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Slytherin: You’ve come a long way from the naïve young mage I met a few years ago. You’ve become distrustful and suspicious.
Slytherin: It suits you.
Ravenclaw: Thanks, I had a good teacher
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incorrect-slytherin · 5 years
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**tension**
Slytherin: I should have killed you on that station.
Gryffindor, using slytherins suitcase as a footrest and eating their food: But you didn't.
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kathrynalicemc · 5 years
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Mc finds Jacob and asks the important questions
Based on this post
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shitthehousessay · 7 years
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I’m gonna let you take your hand off my thigh, instead of shattering every bone in your body.
Slytherin giving a fair warning
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milklaren4 · 4 years
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«I’d far rather be happy than right any day.»
Hitchiker’s Guide To The Galaxy
Thought I’d do a some sort of introductory post, for the sake of it - let you know who you’re dealing with :D
About me:
✿ name: Anastasia (Ana, Stasia, Nastia, single-n anna)
✿ age: i’m 20,5 (August 17th, 1999)
✿ relationship status: chronically single af
✿ nationality: Russian
✿ languages: Russian, English, conversational Italian; also attempting to grasp Dutch
✿ an International Baccalaureate survivor (IB was a bitch but i’m glad i did it! My subjects were Art, Geography, Biology (High Level) and Math, English and Italian ab initio (Standard Level))
✿ i’m in my final year of studying towards Bachelor of Arts in Geography in London, but looking to do a Masters course in Public Administration or Urban Development in the Netherlands
✿ Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
✿ favourite colours: navy, lavender, sky blue, burgundy, turquoise
✿ favourite food/dishes: any pasta, avocado & fennel salad, brownies, grapefruit juice, sweet&salty popcorn, stracciatella ice cream
✿ 3 random facts: i’m left-handed (used to be ambidextrous); i attended the same school as Christopher Nolan; i once worked a catering event at McLaren Technology Centre and served Lando Norris (current McLaren F1 driver) because he sat at one of the tables assigned to me
My Interests:
✿ Books: sci-fi, detective novels, historic novels, adventure fiction, biographies
✿ Music: Linkin Park, Imagine Dragons, Mike Shinoda, Nina Nesbitt, Lewis Capaldi, Little Big, Oxxxymiron, Eminem, Harry Styles, Ed Sheeran, The Kooks, Rag’n’Bone Man, One Direction, various film/play soundtracks (but all in all my playlist is a m e s s, i’m more of a ‘random songs i like’ listener than a ‘single creator i support’ listener)
✿ Travel: I absolutely love visiting new places and discovering cultures and traditions of different countries! My ultimate dream is to visit every country before I pass away (32/197 for now)
✿ TV shows: Merlin, One Day At A Time, Sherlock, Queer Eye, The Dragon Prince, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Star Trek, Disenchantment, Dark Tourist, Formula 1: Drive To Survive, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Lewis, Castle, Marvellous Mrs. Maisel, 2 Broke Girls, Modern Love, Bones
✿ Dark Tourism: yes it deserves a whole another section. Basically I’m fascinated with and attracted to abandoned and eery places that have deep and sometimes dark history (easiest examples would be Auschwitz, Chernobyl, Suicide Forest in Japan etc), because I think it’s those places that carry the most meaning and should be treasured by humanity. I’d love to be able to travel to as many of such locations at some point in life (hence why the whole Dark Tourist show is like my Holy Grail lol). I’m also writing my Bachelors dissertation about The Troubles in Northern Ireland and the significance of dark tourism in our perception of history and the accuracy of its narrative 
✿ Formula 1: (again - deserves its own section)
When did I start watching? I recall seeing my mum watch races since maybe 2011, but myself I really got into the sport circa summer 2017, first GP I clearly remember watching was Silverstone that year
Who in my family watches, besides me? my mum was the one that got me into it, dad also used to follow the sport but not anymore
Favourite driver(s): Daniel Ricciardo, Lando Norris, Sebastian Vettel, Charles Leclerc, Daniil Kvyat, Kimi Raikkonen, Esteban Ocon, Alex Albon (+ from F2: Robern Schwartzman, Callum Illott, Marcus Armstrong, Jack Aitken, Mick Schumacher)
Favourite team(s): McLaren
Attended any GPs? Silverstone 2019, my first and only so far
What kind of content I may be expected to post?
✿ incorrect quotes
✿ fanfiction & drabbles (I do have an AO3 and I hope to be able to write more fics once I’m done with my dissertation in mid-June)
✿ maybe occasional art, if I decide to say ‘fuck it’ and order a new apple pencil (I also have some old goodies stored that I may share at some point, they are mainly F1 though)
✿ shitposting. A LOT of shitposting
✿ poor attempts at memes
(in other words - nothing original and outstanding)
Anyhow, this is me - hello, ciao, привет! I don’t know how long I may be here and how active I’ll be on this blog, but while the fire is there - let’s burn some shit, I guess? 👀
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tag i guess
Thank you for tagging me @omg-notobsessed, I haven’t done any of these bad boys in some time so here we go, not that people actually want to know shit about me.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rules: Answer all questions and tag 20 people.
1. What is your nickname?
I don’t really have a nickname, so yeah but people keep calling me Clark Kent because of this little curly strand of hair falling into my face.
2. What is your zodiac sign?  
Aquarius
3. What is your favorite book series?
don’t have just one so The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter and The Kingkiller Chronicle probably
4. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts?
I still believe those alien fuckers will abduct my ass.
5. Who is your favorite author?
Tolkien, Rothfuss, Poe, Twain an many more!
6. What is your current favorite song?
Flesh by Simon Curtis
7. What is your favorite word?
fuck
8. What was the last song you listened to?
Where is my mind? by Pixies
9. What TV show would you recommend for everybody to watch?
Mr. Robot
10. What is your favorite movie to watch when you’re feeling down?
The Night at the Museum, not kidding
11. Do you play video games?
Hell yeah!
12. What is your biggest fear?
People
13. What is your best quality, in your opinion?
....sense of humour....?
14. What is your worst quality, in your opinion?
all of my qualities are equally terrible tbh
15. What is your favorite season?
Autumn and winter
16. Are you in a relationship?
Nah, that’s not for me
17. What is something you miss from your childhood?
My past self
18. Who is your best friend?
I don’t have a best friend
19. What is your eye color?
Blue with bits of brown and green
20. What is your hair color?
Currently pink but the natural colour is brown
21. Who is someone you love?
Crap ton of amaying actors and game characters
22. Who is someone you trust?
no one, really
23. Who is someone you think about often?
a lot of people?
24. Are you currently excited about/for something?
nope
25. What is your biggest obsession?
TV shows/movies/books/games
26. What was your favorite TV show as a child?
Spongebob?
27. Do you have any unusual phobias?
Philophobia
28. Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it?
behind it
29. What is your favorite hobby?
binge watching tv shows
30. What was the last book you read?
I was rereading The Kingkiller Chronicle 
31. What was the last movie you watched?
Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb
32. What musical instruments do you play, if any?
I can’t really play any instrument
33. What is your favorite animal?
all of them
34. What are your top 5 favorite Tumblr blogs that you follow?
@frenchhotmess @incorrect-star-trek @tree-of-blue-squirrel @littlesasquatch @music-x-freak probably
35. What superpower do you wish you had?
manipulating time and space
36. When and where do you feel most at peace?
in my room or far from civilization
37. What makes you smile?
Rami Malek
38. What sports do you play, if any?
Volleyball
39. What is your favorite drink?
tea and coffee
40. Are you afraid of heights?
not really
41. What is your biggest pet peeve?
it’s a cosplay pet peeve and it’s basicaly when poeple weight-shame someone
42. Have you ever been to a concert?
nope
43. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?
an actor or an astronaut
44. What fictional world would you like to live in?
Harry Potter/Kingkiller Chronicle/Lord of the Rings universe, one of these
45. What is something you worry about?
my poor decisions
46. Are you scared of the dark?
no
47. Do you like to sing?
sometimes although I don’t really sing well
48. Have you ever skipped school?
of course
49. What is your favorite place on the planet?
my room probably
50. Where would you like to live?
Venice maybe
51. Do you have any pets?
yeah I have a doggo
52. Are you more of an early bird or a night owl?
night owl
53. Do you like sunrises or sunsets better?
both
54. Do you know how to drive?
yup
55. Do you prefer earbuds or headphones?
i like both
56. Have you ever had braces?
no
57. What is your favorite genre of music?
I don’t have a favourite genre, I like all songs except the ones I don’t.?
58. Who is your hero?
not sure tbh could be Markiplier though
59. Do you read comic books?
yea
60. What makes you the most angry?
people
61. Do you prefer to read on an electronic device or with a real book?
i don’t mind either but a real book is always better
62. What is your favorite subject in school?
art
63. Do you have any siblings?
three older sisters
64. What was the last thing you bought?
cigarettes
65. How tall are you?
5″10/1,78m
66. Can you cook?
yes
67. What are three things that you love?
TV shows, privacy, sweets
68. What are three things that you hate?
people, romance, myself
69. What is your sexual orientation?
hell if I know
70. Where do you currently live?
slovakia
71. Who was the last person you texted?
my mom
72. When was the last time you cried?
last night
73. Who is your favorite YouTuber?
Markiplier
74. Do you like to take selfies?
sometimes
75. What is your favorite app?
youtube or tumblr
76. What is your relationship with your parent(s) like?
it isn’t, well basicaly bad
77. What is your favorite foreign accent?
irish
78. What is a place that you’ve never been to, but you want to visit?
toronto
79. What is your favorite number?
23
80. Do you find outer space of the deep ocean to be more interesting?
both!!!
81. Do you consider yourself to be a daredevil?
idk maybe?
82. Are you allergic to anything?
nope well except people
83. Can you wiggle your ears?
what? no? 
84. How often do you admit that you were wrong about something?
not very often
85. Do you prefer the forest or the beach?
forest
86. What is your favorite piece of advice that anyone has ever given you?
just don’t give a fuck
87. Are you a good liar?
i suppose I am
88. What is your Hogwarts House?
slytherin
89. Do you talk to yourself?
yeah all the time
90. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
introvert
91. Do you keep a journal/diary?
i used to but not anymore
92. Do you believe in second chances?
depends
93. Do you believe that people are capable of change?
maybe
94. Are you ticklish?
yes.... yes I am...
95. Have you ever been on a plane?
yes, multiple times
96. Do you have any piercings?
i have my ears pierced
97. What fictional character do you wish was real?
the better me I created
98. Do you have any tattoos?
no, not yet
99. What is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far?
best? i don’t think I ever made a good decision in my whole life
100. Do you believe in karma?
yeah, bitch got back at me few times already
101. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
glasses
102. Do you want children?
no
103. Who is the smartest person you know?
i don’t know?
104. What is your most embarrassing memory?
pretty much everything about me is embarassing
105. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter?
yes, more than once
106. What color are most of you clothes?
dark colours
107. Do you like adventures?
yeah
108. Have you ever been on TV?
jeez.... yes... that was probably the most embarassing...
109. How old are you?
17
110. What is your favorite quote?
“I see the beauty in the rules, the invisible code of chaos, hiding behind the menacing face of order.”
111. Do you prefer sweet or savory foods?
sweet 
112. Have your friends ever badly disapponted you?
yeah and who would think it was the poeple I met here
113.  What is your favorite scent?
cinnamon?
114. Random fact you know?
For every human on Earth there are 1.6 million ants.
115. What is your opinion on long distance relationships?
hardcore thing to put up with, I don’t really think they work, 2/10 wouldn’t try again
Tagging: @godbriel @getmeoutofthisfandom @henkin-honk @hooker-legs @high-on-spn @jimminovak @nightwalker6200 @okie-dokie-angel @ordinary-chaos @freaking-out-on-the-inside @frenchhotmess @tree-of-blue-squirrel @trisscar368 @wildtendermythologia @wildricebear @music-x-freak @littlesasquatch @sadboiepng @o-l-y-m-p-i-a @lordmushroomkat @mancamonster @messy-haired-bum  @caitisaddicted @luciferisbackintown @lunar-moon-pies @slytherin--king @hyrulehearts1123 @autumnwhisp @jace-parabatai-spn @highlyfunctioningassbutt @castheweepingangel @crowleys-goldfish you guys can do this or not, it’s your choice
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*conversation*
Slytherin: *makes vague comment*
Gryffindor: *waiting for more*
Gryffindor: Is that it?
Slytherin: Dismissed
Gryffindor:
Slytherin: That’s a Muggle expression for “get out”
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Insufficient facts always invite danger
Ravenclaw
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Ravenclaw: You instincts were correct, however one day your intuition will fail, and you will finally understand that logic is primary above all else, instinct is simply another term for serendipity
Hufflepuff: and one day, Raven, I’ll get you to trust your gut
Ravenclaw: That is Doubtful
Hufflepuff: Well see
Ravenclaw: Your attempts have yet to succeed
Hufflepuff: You always have to get in that last word dontcha *starts to leave*
Ravenclaw: I am simply responding to you erroneous statement
Hufflepuff: Something tells me you just hate to lose ann argument *continues to leave*
Ravenclaw: Losing is irrelevant
Hufflepuff: See what i mean *leaves*
Ravenclaw: No, i do not
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Pretty muggle: I’d like to ask you another question Gryff, would you like to kiss me?
Gryffindor: is that a trick question
Gryffindor: *leans in for a kiss*
Slytherin, in the shadows: *de-transfigurises the “muggle” back to a cow*
Gryffindor: *kisses cow*
Gryffindor: ACK
Ravenclaw from around the corner who didn't think they would fall for it: Holy mother of god
Slytherin: *snickers*
Gryffindor: SLYTH
Gryffindor, chasing Slytherin with wand drawn: Don’t you have anything better to do?!?
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Some Aurour with a gadget: Strange, according to my readings, you are not here
Ravenclaw: believe me I wish I weren’t
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Slytherin, in labor: AHHHHH
Ravenclaw, who’s delivering: Try to relax
Slytherin: I SWEAR IF YOU TELL ME TO RELAX ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO RIP THAT FACT FILLED HEAD OF YOURS OFF.
Ravenclaw: I hope you don't intend to kiss your baby with that mouth
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Gryffindor: are you afraid of brooms?
Ravenclaw: not at all, Gryffindor, it’s your riding that alarms me
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Gryffindor: *holding a soda can hesitantly*
Muggleborn!Hufflepuff: Just try it
Gryffindor: *Slowly brings it to their lips*
Gryffindor: *sips*
Gryffindor: *eyes wide*
Hufflepuff: You see, its a muggle drink, Soda
Gryffindor: This is a warriors drink
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