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End of the Road
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-Oh Sunset, I'm so lucky to be in a loving relationship with such a kind, loyal and non-criminally insane person such as yourself!
You're so on the money, buddy, the only thing you missed was 'sexually repelled by cousins'.
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-I CAN'T DO THIS, TYLER, YOU'RE SUFFOCATING ME -I'm sorry! Also my name is Ty! -I KNOW BUT IT'S A STUPID NAME AND I'M NOT CALLING YOU THAT
She's right, Ty, and to top it off your last name isn't Union, it's like you're not even trying!
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Bruh.. This chain of interactions from the hugging to the insulting to the making out took place in about 1 minute, I can't believe Stacy and Julian of all couples produced Sunset. Why can't you be more like your parents?? They were my cutest, healthiest couple ever!!
-They only thing they cared about having sex 50 a times a day! Aunt June basically raised me!!
Omg I'm looking at the pics of the spare updates I never posted because I suck and YA SHE DID, that explains so much, June is truly the platonic ideal of the hot-batshit combo.
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Speaking of batshit-
-And hot!
If you say so, Barth is putting the moves on Marla Biggs, whomst we last saw when June (there she is again) used her to dump Erik-
-Yes, and that one wolf whistle from June turned me gay for all eternity, so don't even bother!
-UGH. So I guess I have no choice..
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-..but to sleep with another one of my second cousins! -Oh Barth, I can't believe this is finally happening!!! -I know, Cyan, it took way too long!
We've been here for a week.
-Don't worry, nothing will interrupt this magical moment-WHAT THE FUCK I'M BEING CHEATED ON GOTTA RUN SORRY CYAN CATCH YOU LATER
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Ok apparently I was laughing too hard to take a decent pic, but yes, BARTHOLOMEW CAUGHT HIS COUSIN 'CHEATING' ON HIM AS HE WAS HOOKING UP WITH HIS OTHER COUSIN. I HATE MY GAME.
-AND I HATE YOU, SUNSET. YOU BROKE MY HEART -FUCK YOU, BARTHOLOMEW, I'M NOT GONNA BE PART OF YOUR SECOND COUSIN HAREM -I HOPE YOU DROWN IN THE POOL -This was so beautiful, Sunset, I think I'm falling in love with you💙 -GET OUT OF HERE, TYLER -It's Ty! -NO ONE CARES, ASSHOLE -DON'T TALK TO TYLER LIKE THAT -That's not my name! -IT IS NOW, SHUT UP
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I gotta hand it to Ty, he's in it to win it, whatever it is one could possibly 'win' when it comes to Sunset.
-Oh Sunset, you're the queen of my heart! -Gross!🥰
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-Aw baby, I love spending all our awake time woohooing and doing nothing interesting, huhu!🌞 -It really is the best, thanks to your horrific LTW we don't even have to try! It's so awful people are bound to vote for us just to watch the trainwreck!
Ya I wish I had a counter-argument but you two really have this thing figured out, even I wanna watch me have a mental breakdown trying to raise your 6 asshole kids.
-Our kids are not gonna be assholes!🌞
LOL YA OK MEADOW, whatever helps you sleep at night.
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-Meadow and Felina are not the only ones with a perfect relationship! Britannicus and I are also deeply in love!! I'm writing a novel about it as we speak!!!
Jimmy no offense but I literally forgot you live here and I can barely remember who Britannicus is half the time.
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-THE PARTY HAS ARRIVED
Oh Britannicus here you are, thank God, you're so indispensable to this legacy!
-All you main-houser bitches look down on me but I have a lot to offer!! I'm grandpa Gunther's heir!!!
Of course you are, now give us the pizza so the people who matter don't die.
-I'll show you! I'll show you all!! >:(
Yes yes, it's been lovely catching up-
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-and now it's time to get serious and break Cyan and Barth up! Hit us with your best shot, Marg, we've been on a winning streak lately with those matches, please don't go back to Cyn's leftovers.
-Got you, say no more..
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-Here's Kennedy Cox!
MARGARET
-Well it's very hard to find someone Cyneswith hasn't banged!
Ok ya that's very true but Cyan is understandably like 😬 so let's try this again, here's another dollar.
-Alright, you didn't want Cyneswith leftovers..
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-How about Sandy the Zombie leftovers??
I hope I don't have to explain to you why that's SO MUCH WORSE
-And I hope I don't have to explain to you that you get what you pay for when you give a dollar for a date!
Fucking touche, Marg, get out of here.
And now for another sequence of events so absolutely ridic I'm just gonna describe it with no dialogue:
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So I send Cyan inside to check the college directory thing and see what available bachelors we might booty call up, but there's no one that I like for her so I send her back out to ask Margaret for another dollar date-
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-once outside, we find BRITANNICUS SERENADING BARTHOLOMEW, to which Cyan has no reaction as she's probably too shocked-
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-poor dumbass loved up Jimmy has no clue and is inside getting high-
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-Cyan asks Marg for another date as Barth is performing the Second Cousin Vagina Monologues-
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-Margaret gives us Neon Vest Zomb AGAIN and I'm like wtf-
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-at which point Britannicus, who just one moment ago was serenading Barth, WOLF WHISTLES AT CYAN-
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-CAUSING BARTH TO FEEL CHEATED ON AND DUMP HER
-BETRAYED BY MY OWN BLOOD TWICE IN ONE DAY! OH, THE SHAME!
BARTH SHUT UP. BRITANNICUS WHAT. THE. HELL
-I told you! >:D
Ok you know what, at least with this I feel we have peaked and there is simply no way the situation in this house can get more insane and degenerate-
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-Think again!
NO FUCKING WAY. NO. SPICE WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE DATING ELDERLY GOOD WITCH, I SPECIFICALLY FOUND YOU A GF TO KEEP YOU OUT OF THIS BS
-I know but there's something almost genetically inherited drawing me to Cyan! -Yes, It's almost like our parents were into each other but there was some invisible force separating them!
YA THAT WAS THE LAWS OF NATURE
-Oh please, it was the extended family mod and we no longer have to function under its oppression!
NOTHING IN THIS HOUSE IS REMOTELY FUNCTIONING. You know what, enjoy this while it lasts because I'm breaking every single one of you mofos up, istg I feel like I'm fighting the Hydra, I chop one semi-incestuous head off and two others pop up. WELL I'LL WIN LIKE HERACLES
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I'd like to end this disgusting update with this image of the rose Ty left for Sunset next to the flaming shitbag Neon Vest Zombie left for Cyan. What is this world coming to that men no longer appreciate you cheating on them with 2 of your cousins during a date?? Chivalry is dead!
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"Mo Soul" Player Playlist 16 January
Samantha James - Angel Love
Terrace Martin - Angel
Dego & Kaidi Tatham - Face Butter Angel
Mystic Diversions Feat. Mario Puccioni - Angel Soul
Simply Red - Come Get Me Angel
Paul Brown - Angel
Minnie Riperton - Perfect Angel
Raphael Saadiq - Angel
Soul Bassement Feat. Jay Nemor - Angel
Mike Lindup - Fallen Angel
Freddie Hubbard - The Black Angel
Sam Jones - Angel In The Night
John Legend Feat. Stacy Barthe - Angel (Interlude)
Stanton Moore - Angel Nemali
Massive Attack - Angel
If you really want to enjoy music and help musicians and bands, buy their lp’s or cd’s and don’t download mp3 formats. There is nothing like good quality sound!!!
(Angel Lo Verde / Mo Soul)
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gelato444 · 8 months
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i got questions i got questions i got questions SPIRITUAL QUESTIONS where do i go in the afterlife?? where do i go IN THE AFTERLIFE!!!!! WHERE DO I GO?? Where do I goooooooo?????
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thoraway125 · 2 years
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Every book/movie/show Sara Quin has recommended.
and some reviews at the bottom, not the ones on skq reads 
Books
Abandon Me by Melissa Febos
After the Tall Timber: Collected Nonfiction by Reneta Adler
Against Everything by Mark Grief
A Gate at the Stairs by Lorrie Moore
Air Guitar: Essays on Art & Democracy by Dave Hickey
Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & and Clay by Michael Chaboan
A Lover’s Discourse by Roland Barthes
A Moveable Feast by Ernest Hemingway 
A Natural History of the Senses by Diane Ackerman
*An Education by Susan Choi
*Anything That Moves, Dana Goodyear
*Are You My Mother? By Alison Bechdel
*Artful by Ali Smith
*A Sport and a Pastime by James Salter
Asymmetry by Lisa Halliday
Asterios Polyp by David Mazzucchelli 
Atmospheric Disturbances by Rivka Galchen
A Visit from the Goon Squad by Jennifer Egan
*A Widow for One Year by John Irving
A Zine Yearbook by Jason Kucsma
Barbarian Days Surfing Life by William Finegan
Bark by Lorrie Moore
Barney’s Version by Mortecai Richler 
Behind The Beautiful Forevers: Life, Death, and Hope in a Mumbai Undercity by Katherine Boo
Berlin Stories by Robert Walser
Borne by Jeff VadnerMeer
Bossy Pants by Tina Fey
Blood Horses by John Jeremiah Sullivan
By Blood by Ellen Ullman
By Grand Central Station by Elizabeth Smart
Call Me By Your Name by Andre Aciman
Can’t and Won’t by Lydia Davis 
Cats & Plants by Stephen Eichhorn
Changed my Mind by Zadie Smith
Cleopathra: A Life by Stacy Schiff
Colour by Icons by Never Apart
*Conversations With Friends by Sally Rooney 
Death & Co by Alex Day and more
Dept. of Speculation by Jenny Offill 
Diary of a Bad Year by J.M Coetzee
Don’t Get Too Comfortable by David Rakoff
Do What You Want by Ruby Tandoh
Dykes to Watch Out For by Alison Bechel
Einstein’s Dreams by Alan Lightman
Empire Of Illusion by Chris Hedges
Empty Nest End of Eddy by Edouard Louis
Epilectic by David Beauchard Essays Against Everything by Mark Grief
Essex County by Jeff Lemire
Everything Ravaged, Everything Burned by Wells Tower
*Far From the Tree by Andrew Solomon
Farther Away: Essays by Jonathan Franzen
Fear of Music by Jonathan Lethem
Feeding My Mother by Jane Arden
Fifteen Dogs by Andre Alexis 
*Flutter by Jennie Wood
Forty One False Starts by Janet Malcolms
Forgive Me if I’ve Told You This Before by Karelia Stetz Waters
Fosse by Sam Wasson
Fraud Essays by David Rakoff
Fun Home: A Family Tragicomic by Alison Bechel
Getting A Life: Stories by Helen Simpson
Girls in the Moon by Janet McNally
Go Ask Alice by Beatrice Sparks *Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn
Groomed by Jess Rona
*Habibi by Craig Thompson
Half Empty by David Rake
Helter Skelter by Curt Gentry and Vincent Bugliosi
Her Body And Other Parties by Carmen Machado
Here Comes the Sun by Nicole Dennis Benn
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the II by Christopher Warwick
*H is For Hawk by Helen Macdonald
*Hotel New Hampshire by John Irving
Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
I Am a Camera by John Van Druten
I Love Dick by Chris Kraus
Important Artifacts and Personal Property from the Collection of Lenore Doolan and Harold Morries, Including Books, Street Fashion, and Jewelry by Leanne Shapton
*Independence Day by Richard Ford
Independent people by Halldor Laxness
Intimacy by Jean-Paul-Satre
I Pass Like Night by Jonathan Ames
I Want To Show You More by Jamie Quatro
Jamilti and Other Stories by Rutu Modan
Juliet Takes a Breath by Gabby Rivera 
*Kramers Ergot by Sammy Harkham
Krazy! By Bruce Grenville
Leaving the Atocha Station by Ben Lerner
*Let’s Explore Diabetes With Owls- David Sedaris
Let the Great World Spin by Colum McCann
*Light Years by James Salter
Likewise by Ariel Shrag
Little Fires Everywhere by Celeste Ng
Love Dishonor Marry Die Cherish Perish by David Rakoff
Love In Infant Monkeys by Lydia Millet
Making Nice by Matt Sumell 
Margaret Fuller: A New American Life by Megan Marshall
May We Be Forgiven by A.M Homes
Mean by Myriam Gurba
Me before You by Jojo Moyes
Monkey Grip by Helen Garner
Mother of All Questions by Rebecca Solnit Music for Torching by A.M Homes
*My Education by Susan Choi
My Father’s Tears and Other Stories by John Updike
My Lifte in France, Julia Child and Alex Prud’homme
My Misspent Youth by Meghan Daum
Mourning Diary by Roland Barthes
My Struggle by Karl One Knausgaard
My Struggle 2 by Karl One Knausgaard
Mythologies by Roland Barthes
Nasty Woman by Heather McDaid
Netherland by Joseph O’Neill 
Nightfilm by Marisha Pessl
Nobody Is Ever Missing by Catherine Lacey
No Straight Lines: Four Decades of Queer Comics by Justin Hall
Notes on a Foreign Country by Suzy Hansen 
Nothing to be Frightened of by Julien Barnes
On Boxing by Joyce Carol Oates
Open City by Teju Cole
Opposite of Hate by Sally Kohn
*Paper Lantern: Love Stories by Stuart Dybek
Pauline Kael: A Life In The Dark by Brian Kellow
Paying For It by Chester Brown
*Pirates and Farmers by Dave Hickey
*Pitch Dark by Renata Alder
Political Fictions by Joan Didion
Polyamorous Love Song by Jacob Wren
Priestdaddy by Patricia Lockwood
*Provence 1970 by Luke Barr
Pulphead-Essays by John Jeremiah Sullivan
*Random Family by Adrian NicoleLeBlanc
Senselessness by Horacio Castellanos Moya
She believed she could so she did by Julie ‘Hesta Prynn’ Slavin
She of the Mountains by Vivek Shraya
Somebody with a Little Hammer by Mary Gaitskill
Speedboat by Renata Adler
Special Exits by Joyce Farmer
State of Wonder by Ann Patchet
Stoner by John Williams
Summertime by J.M Coetzee
Sweet Tooth by Jeff Lemire
Swing Time by Zadie Smith
**Tenth of December by George Saunders
That Summer Time Sound- Matthew Specktor (sara narrates a part in the audio version)
The Art of Fielding by Chad Harbach
The Association of Small Bombs by Karan Mahajan
The Best American Comics 2007 by Charles Burns
The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2009 by David Eggers
The Cement Garden by Ian McEwan
The Children of Palomar by Gilbert Hernandez
The City and the Pillar by Gore Vidal
The Birth House by Ami McKay
The Book of Laughter and Forgetting by Milan Kundera
The Dark Room by Susan Faludi
*The Days of Abandonment by Elena Ferrante
The Disappointment Artist by Jonathan Lethem
The Doors Of Perception and Heaven and Hell by Aldous Huxley
The Ecstasy of Influence: Nonfictions by Jonathan Lethem
The End of The Story by Lydia Davis 
The Essential Elle Willis by Ellen Willis
The Fight by Norman Mailer
*The Flamethrowers by Rachel Kushner
The Folded Clock by Heidi Julavits
The Forgotten Waltz by Anne Enright
The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt
*The Guest Cat by Takashi Hiraide
The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins 
The Idiot by Elif Batumam
The Informed Air by Muriel Spark
The Innovator’s Dilemma: When New Technologies Cause Great Firms to Fail by Clayton M. Christensen
The Interestings by Meg Wolitzer
*The Invention of Solitude by Paul Auster
The Irresponsible Self by James Woods
The Journalist and the Murderer by Janet Malcom
**The Last Word: Reviving the Dying Art of Eulogy by Julia Cooper 
The Little Red Chairs by by Edna O’Brien
The Man Without Qualities by Robert Musil
The Marriage Plot by Jeffrey Eugenides
The Missing Piece by Shel Silverstein
The Missing Piece Meets The Big O by Shel Silverstein 
The Moronic Inferno by Martin Amis
The Mother of All Questions by Rebecca Solnit
The Neopolitan Novels by Elena Ferrante
The Nobody by Jeff Lemire
The Noonday Demon: An Atlas of Depression by Andrew Solomon
The People in the Trees- Hanya Yanagihara
The Notebooks of Malte Laurid’s Brigge by Rainer Maria Rilke
The Price of Salt by Patricia Highsmith
The Property by Rutu Modan
The Remains of the Day by Kazuo Ishiguro
The Road by Cormac McCarthy
The Rules Do Not Apply by Ariel Levy
This life by Martin hagglund
The Sense Of An Ending by Julian Barnes
The Slow Man by J.M Coetzee
The Spirit catches you and you fall down by Anne Fadiman
The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway
The Topeka School by Ben Lerner65
The War Against Cliche by Martin Amis
The Yiddish Policemen’s Union by Michael Chabon
Things Are What You Make Of Them by Adam J. Kurtz
Thinking, Fast And Slow’ by Daniel Kahneman
*This is How You Lose Her by Junot Diaz
Those Who Leave and Those Who Stay by Elena Ferrante
To my Trans Sisters by Charlie Croggs 
Tranny by Laura Jane Grace 
True Stories by Helen Garner
Two Lives: Gertrude and Alice by Janet Malcolm 
Unless by Carol Shields
Versed by Rae Armantrout
Visiting Mrs. Nabokov by Martin Amis
Vitamin PH: New Perspectives in Photography by Rodrigo Alonso
Waiting for the Barbarians by J.M Coetzee
WACK! Art and The Feminist Revolution by Cornelia Butler
*Wake In Fright by Kenneth Cook
Wanderlust A History of Walking by Rebecca Saint
Ways of Seeing by John Berger
*We Are All Completely Besides Ourselves by Karen Joy Fowler
Whatever happened to Interracial Love by Kathleen Colleens 
What Happened by Hillary Rodham Clinton
What I Talk About When I Talk About Running by Haruki Murakami
When Things Go Missing by Kathryn Schulz
*White Girls by Hilton Als
Winter by Ali Smith
Women by Charles Bukowski
(Woman) Writer: by Joyce Carol Oates
Works of Love by Søren Kierkegaard
1Q84 by Haruki Murakami
*100 Essays I don’t Have Time To Write by Sarah Ruhl
-Any works written by Renata Adler, Edward Albee, Roland Barthes, Alison Bechel, Beverly Cleary, J.M Coetzee, Susan Faludi, David Hickey, Elena Ferrante, Stephen King, John Irving, Jeff Lemire, and Lorrie Moore, and David Rakoff, Anne Rice, Donna Tartt, and John Updike
Magazines  Harper’s Lapham’s Quarterly Rolling Stones SPIN The Believer (August 2003, September 2004, November 2004, October 2008, November/December 2008, March/April 2009, June 2009) The New Yorker 
Bookstores Drawn and Quarterly in Montreal Sam Wellers Zion in salt lake LA Strand Books  Housingworks Mcleods in Vancouver Powells
Sara wrote something short in ‘do what you want’ by ruby tandoh
also wrote the preface to jess rona’s book
Movies, Documentaries, Shows, Podcasts etc
Adventures in Babysitting 
Arrested Development
*Bachelorette
Beauty is EmbarrassingBlack Power Mix Tape
*Bojack Horsemen (same artist as the Hang On music video)Broadchurch
Brothers and Sisters
Brown Girls
Bugsy Malone
Call me By Your Name
Luca Guadagnino
Cameraperson by Kirsten Johnson
 *Charlie Rose
*ChungKing Express
*Dan Savage Lovecast
***DeadWood
Drinking Buddies
Fresh Air with Terry Gross
Friday Night Lights
Full House
Game of Thrones
GarfieldGolden Girls Goonies
*Holy Motors
Home ImprovementI
nside Out
In The Loop
Lake
Legion
Little Shop of Horrors
L.O.V.E (tv series)
Madmen
Milk 2008
Moonlight
Nashville
Neon Bull
Orange Is The New BlackPhantom of The Paradise Rocky Horror Picture Show Sense8ShamelessShort Cut because 1992 Julianne Moore
Simon Killer
Sopranos Talk
RadioSpeed the Plow by David Mamet
Still Processing
Terminator 2
Terry Gross Fresh air NPR
The Bridge
The Crown
The Fall
The Fugitive
The Leftovers
The Minipops
The Thick of It
The Office (UK)
The Property Brothers
The Real Housewives of (anywhere)
The Wire
*This American Life
Tom Petty- Running Down A Dream
 Trueblood
WALL-E
War of the Worlds
War Witch
Weiner-Dog
West Wing
2Dope Queens
13 Monkeys
30 Rock
and here’s some more book reviews from Sara
Outline
by Rachel Cusk
The truth is that I struggled to pick my favorite book or writing from Rachel Cusk. All three novels in her
Outline series
are fantastic, and I’ve reread each of them first with passion and then again with a studious eye. For me there is the lonely, yet pragmatic, keen observational protagonist that appeals to me deeply. But also, a woman traveling, forever on the receiving end of looping conversation with strangers. I find her writing extremely romantic. What I’d most like to include on this list, is a piece of her writing from the
New York Times Magazine
: "Making House: Notes on Domesticity." It is a perfect piece of writing about the struggle of making a home and living it in comfortably. “Like the body itself, a home is something both looked at and lived in, a duality that in neither case I have managed to reconcile. I retain the belief that other people’s homes are real where mine is a fabrication, just as I imagine others to live inner lives less flawed than my own.
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Fire Sermon
by Jamie Quatro 
Jamie Quatro’s novel about devotion, longing, lust and god was impossible to put down. I read it in one giant gulp. While male writers are given ample opportunity to write about these ideas, it still feels rare and thrilling when women do.
 Sing, Unburied, Sing
by Jesmyn Ward
Everything Jesmyn Ward has written has haunted me afterward. Unblinking, brutal, heartbreaking stories. Her writing feels both modern and like something from a masterpiece that every student is meant to read in high school or college. 
The Topeka School
by Ben Lerner
I love a hook, a melody that on first listen gives you goosebumps, or makes your stomach lurch up to your throat. Sometimes I hear one and I think, “that is a smash,” and then settle in to envy that I didn’t write the song myself. That was the feeling I had reading
I couldn’t help but compare our memoir because both books center adolescence and high school at their core. While Ben writes dazzlingly about masculinity and violence and the bubbling rage of teenage boys, I thought about the way we wrote about the paralysis and fear of being a queer girl in that same kind of world. While his boys turn their rage outward, we focused our violence inward, on the most tender parts of ourselves. Ben’s writing opens a door to understanding something about my own experience of those adolescent years. He sheds light on the parents and teachers whose complicated lives indelibly haunt our own, in ways we don’t realize until we become adults. It seems much of our public conversation revolves around what to do about and with men,
The Topeka School is a thrilling response. All of that to say, I think Ben’s book is a smash. 
JUNE 3, 2009 1. The Flamethrowers by Rachel KushnerI was so captivated there was no choice but to finish it entirely in one long stretch of days. Passages so beautiful that I found myself re-reading them over and over again in amazement. I think it was in the Harpers Magazine review that they called it feminist and sexy. It’s true. An entirely fresh and inspiring heroine. 2. Light Years by James SalterSo many tears; on the tarmac, on the subway, tucked in my bus bunk. I will cherish this book forever. It is 40 years old and that made the discovery so much more powerful. It’s also a good reminder that I am sentimental and a romantic no matter how hard I try to resist those urges. I’ll cozy up with my tears any day, you can’t shame me! 3. Tenth of December by George SaundersThere aren’t very many writers with a body of work I love so completely.  But, I think this is my absolute favourite. I have total admiration/awe for a mind this strange and wonderful
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aliciaraquels · 11 months
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jayeexact · 10 months
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Nipsey Hussle - Victory Lap feat. Stacy Barthe
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demondmayhew016 · 1 year
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Watch Nipsey Hussle - Victory Lap feat. Stacy Barthe [Official Video] on YouTube Music
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#RIP NIPSEY HUSSLE 📽️💿🎼🌹💘👑🎤🙏✨
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tannerhendricks · 27 days
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Listen to "Victory Lap (feat. Stacy Barthe)" on TIDAL
Check out this track on TIDAL: "Victory Lap (feat. Stacy Barthe)" by Nipsey Hussle, Stacy Barthe https://tidal.com/track/84491442
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yakumtsaki · 9 months
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Oh yay, our first thunder fire in the new house, wonder how long before someone dies again! Also love how you can see our old house in the background, a reminder you can run from your past but you can’t escape it. 
I am of course talking about this family’s past of semi-acceptable interactions between family numbers, because from now on is where things really go off the rails in this department. Allow me to introduce you to..
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..Julian and Stacy’s daughter, Sunset Tinker-Union! (Because her parents wear pink and purple, get it? Get the name origin?) So the minute Bartholomew brought Sunset from school I knew it was over for me, as we’re now far enough removed from the other branches of the family tree that not even the extended family mod can save us from all those third cousins being fair game.. and you all know full well that if there’s one thing this family knows how to do, is be attracted to their distant cousins-
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-I held out to one tiny hope that maybe Barflina will continue being socially incompetent losers and Sunset will hate them, but no, the minute a distant cousin enters the building it’s clearly time to turn up the charm. So first Bartholomew goes and smustles with Sunset, which, Barth, I didn’t know you were even like, biologically capable of having fun in any way-
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-and then Felina (who I keep forgetting is SHY LOL WHAT) goes over to ADMIRE HER. BRO. I have never seen Felina do anything remotely nice her entire life, KILL ME.
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But don’t worry, Sunset clearly takes after auntie June! She’s into it! She follows Barth to the toilet for no clear reason! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
So you at this point you might be like ya ok, calm your tits, there’s no guarantee anything will even happen. To which I reply go back and read, not even the whole thing, just our college runs, and then get back to me. We’ve been knocking on semi-incest’s door since generation 1 and now we don’t even have to knock, I mean the door is wide open! FML
ANYWAY, all this to say, it’s time to extremely focus on finding these two flops non-related-to-us people to date before we fuck off to college, and this is ALL I’m gonna be doing this update- 
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-Like haha oh man Cyn and Sandy are starting a rock band, there’s def jokes here, NO. NO TIME, DON’T CARE, HAVE TO AVERT DISASTER.
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-Failina, hold your goddamn notebook closer so I can copy, it’s hard with my eyepatch! -It’ll be even harder when I take your other eye out!
Alright you two.. uh.. awesome kids, let’s go out! 
-Go out where. -And WHY.
So you can have fun, meet people, maybe sing some karaoke or play bowling! You’ve seen how much fun your ancestors have had as teens out and about, driving drunk, being hoes, committing various crimes, you wanna miss out on that experience? It’s even how grandma Shajar met grandma Sophie and that marriage could not be stronger!
-Ugh ok, I guess I do need to get started on the spouse hunt. -And I would like to get drunk in a different setting than our library.
Perfect! Who knows, by the end of the night, you might even be besties singing duets like Jojo and Gunther!
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Oh my- WE LITERALLY JUST GOT HERE. WHAT CAN YOU TWO POSSIBLY BE FIGHTING ABOUT
-SCREW YOU, DAVID OTTOMAS IS MINE -NO, HE’S MINE, HE’S THE ONLY TEEN SIM IN THE LOT AND I HAVE SENIORITY -THE HELL YOU DO
OK LET’S GO HOME
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-SCREW YOU, I WANNA OPEN THE GARAGE DOOR -THE DOOR IS MINE, YOU CAN’T EVEN DRIVE YET
OMG LITERALLY STOP. I LEARNED MY LESSON, I’M NEVER MAKING YOU INTERACT AGAIN
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Once again, I’m crawling back to Lakshmi! Finally she has returned to us! As you might recall I had to deal with her understudy, Margaret, and frankly she was better than Lak at her job but it just wasn’t the same. Lakshmi and I have HISTORY. We have a deep, dark, beautiful relationship-
-I’m not giving you a discount. 
UGH FINE. Take 5k of our last money (I forgot to mention the new house somehow cost 500K, we legit have like 20k left)-
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-and hit us with your best shot!
-Oh, I will! 
Ok but you’ve said that before and I’m still not over the time I paid you 5k for June and you gave us iVan. 
-No, this time I mean it! The path is clear! 
The ‘path is clear’?? The path for FELINA’S love life is clearer than it was for June the literal model-hot genius???
-Indeed!
I gotta say, Lakshmi, your mouth better not be writing checks your crystal ball can’t cash.
-It is not, I promise! 
Alright, I’m waiting, do it to us-
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OH
MY
GOD
IT’S MEADOW
THEY HAVE 3 BOLTS THIS IS ALREADY HILARIOUS. LAKSHMI YOU ARE FORGIVEN FOR ALL THE SHIT YOU’VE EVER PULLED ON ME
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Bro this pairing is KILLING ME. Like I get it on paper since they’re both family sims and I guess their chemistry panels and zodiacs must insanely match too, but I thought Felina would get with someone like idk. Gvaudoin? Alegra Gorey? Klara Vonderstein? Maybe the Diva or a vamp NPC? Like you know what I mean, someone that makes sense with the whole dark queen powerful dynasty blabla she has going on. But no, she’s gonna start this house Lannister bs her LTW is about with.. MEADOW THAYER. I love it so much, Felina please don’t ruin this for us!
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FELINA WTF DID I JUST SAY
-Sorry, but I don’t know you well enough to accept you touching my shoulder, huhu!🌞
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-But if you want to tickle me again, that’s somehow more acceptable to me despite it involving way more touching!🌞
Alright, as I suspected, not a lot going on upstairs with dear Meadow, but it’s ok, I’m just glad to have a huhuing sim around again, Cyn is like 80yo :(
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Ah, the tickling of love! Good job, Fel, now we can work our way up to flirting-
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-Or I can just not be a turbocuck AND GO FOR IT
Man, the Sophie genes kicked in! Good for you, Fel!
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Backyard karaoke time! Seriously what song could these two possibly BOTH like, please comment or msg me your guesses. 
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So at this point I’m already 100% sold on Meadow as a spouse as I don’t think it’s humanly possible to come up with a funnier pairing than what fate dropped in my lap, but I’d also like to point out that Felina is so into Meadow that she’s already rolling fears of falling out of love with her, despite not even BEING IN LOVE WITH HER YET. Family sims are a fucking trip. 
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CUTE. Alright Felina, you’re set, we got it in one, semi-incest avoided, yay us. Now I’m gonna leave you to your dream date and focus on Barth-
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-who is gambling by himself. Guess I don’t need to ask who’s drunk again!
-That’s one safe bet, haha! 
Good Lord. Alright, get up, let’s find you someone while Lakshmi is still here, I’m sure our amazing luck will continue-
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-OH FUCK IT’S TIAVE TEENS, HE HAS THE DON BROKEN FACE THING. ABORT ABORT
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Oh good there’s nothing to abort, because it turns out Bartholomew is a COMPLETE FAILURE OF A ROMANCE SIM. Observe and keep in mind THEY HAVE 3 BOLTS:
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-LALALA LALALA NOT LISTENING TO YOU INSULT MY SPATULA, FUCK OFF
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LOL NO @ THE NOOGIES RETURN. FUCK. So clearly Felina has grandma Sophie’s chadly genes and Bartholomew has grandma Shajar’s noogiesexuality, except he’s a romance sim with a 20 woohoo LTW. College with this guy is gonna be UNBEARABLE. 
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Alright, Barth, let’s try this again, don’t be discouraged! Ignore our lack of cash!
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Ignore that Felina got it right on the first try and is still on her endless dream date!
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PATRICK TEENS?! LMAO. Bartholomew is so committed to going through family trees, like if it’s not gonna be his own it’s gonna be SOMEONE’S, he doesn’t care! Unlike Don-clone Tiave, Patrick is cute tho, let’s give it a try-
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-Ya, let me stop you right there, buddy, not into it but best of luck in your future endeavors!
Bruh. Let’s extremely call it a night, Barth.
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-Oh hi, huhu!🌸 -Hi hi, huhu!🌞 -I feel like I know you?💗
Ya Cyn, if I didn’t have photographic proof that it’s not true I’d legit think she’s your long lost daughter. Man ACTUALLY how much sense does it make that like people tend to seek out partners that remind them of their parents and Cyn was always such a maternal influence on Felina??? Holy hell this game has so many layers. 
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Clearly inspired by seeing her younger self in Meadow, Cyn finally finds it in her to woohoo again after Don’s passing! It’s legitimately crazy to me how loyal she was to him in death, like I can’t get over it, she never extended that courtesy to him while he was alive!
-𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝙼𝚈 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝙴.𝙴𝚇𝙴
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It’s ok, Barth, you sleep off the romantic flopping and that tray of whiskeys and we’ll try again tomorrow.
-Ya, make sure to call us over when he ‘tries again tomorrow’ cause we don’t wanna miss it HAHA -HAHAHA boy did I screw him over by passing down my personality points! -You sure did, my little turbocuck! Let’s sleep in the same bed tonight, I can’t get into this one anyway with this flop sleeping there! -That’s what everyone is gonna be saying to him in college HAHAHA -HAHAHAHA oh Shaj, I love you, let’s work on our marriage! -I love you too, we’ll overcome our issues!
Awww, see Barth? Love wins❤️
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