Y/N: *running towards Natasha with open arms*
Natasha: *moves out of the way*
Y/N: Hey, why'd you move?!
Natasha: I thought you were going to attack me.
Y/N: I was going to hug you!
Natasha: Why would you hug me?
Y/N: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
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Simon: Do you cook?
Daphne: I made a cake once.
Anthony: Yes, it was good.
Daphne: REALLY?
Anthony: …Don’t make me lie twice, Daphne.
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Jack, pointing a camera at John: There he is, our sweet baby.
John, holding a cigarette and a beer: What?
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Crowley: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Aziraphale : AS ENEMIES?!
Crowley:
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Gale: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Tara: You and me, Mr. Dekarios.
Gale, tearing up: Okay.
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Yelena : I have a bad feeling about this...
Y/N: What do you mean?
Yelena : Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Y/N: No?
Natasha : That actually explains so much.
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Charlie: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Vaggie: Um...Neat.
*later*
Vaggie, lying face down on her bed: I said "Neat," Angel. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Angel, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Vags. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Husk confessed his love for me?
Vaggie: Didn't you thank him?
Angel: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
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Gandalf: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Aragorn: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Gandalf: Death is a social construct.
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Jude : Who hurt you?
Cardan : *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Jude : ...Yes, actually.
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incorrect twst quotes - 07
Ace: I asked Y/n out.
Riddle: Oh, I'm sorry.
Ace: Huh? Why?
Riddle: Well, I assume the Prefect said no.
Ace: No, the Prefect said yes.
Riddle: Really? Then it's them I feel sorry for.
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Yelena: Y/N, you were so wasted last night.
Y/N: I wasn't that drunk!
Peter: ...You called a taxi home.
Y/N: Yeah! It's called being responsible!
Kate: The party was at your house.
Y/N: ...Crap.
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trans logan because i say so
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Penelope: Colin isn’t picking up on my hints.
Eloise: What hints have you given him?
Penelope: Well, I think about him a lot.
Penelope: And sometimes I even think about talking to him.
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Kate: [Accidentally hits Yelena in the face]
Kate: [Trying to decide between saying "I’m fucking sorry" and "Are you okay"]
Kate: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Yelena: What’s wrong with you?!
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Gale: Good morning.
Wyll: Good morning.
Shadowheart: Good morning.
Astarion: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Karlach: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
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