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incorrectbatfam · 1 year
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Clark: Hey dude, what's going on?
Robin!Dick: Teenage rebellion.
Clark: Fuck yeah, stick it to the old people!
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the-herdier · 7 months
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[Tav and Astarion are sitting at the campfire, engaged in a rather lively conversation. Lae'zel passes by.]
Astarion: "Pssst! Lae'zel! Settle an argument for us, would you?
Tav: "What do you call the thing between the dick and the arsehole?"
[Lae'zel squints at them.]
Lae'zel: "The campfire."
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harveywritings92 · 1 year
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[GOW Modern au: Brok is eating spaghetti-O’s out of a mug for breakfast, and finds Atreus, Thrud, Angerboda and Skjoldr skipping school and watching the Price is right in his garage.]
Brok, to Atreus: Hey kid! what’s going on?
Atreus: Teenage rebellion.
Brok: Fuck yeah! stick it to the old people!
Sindri, slaps Brok: Knock that off! (to the kids.) And you all have leave, I just got off the phone with Mimir. Kratos is furious, your parents are all looking for you...
Skjoldr: Whoa, Even mine?
Sindri:....
Sindri: I’m sorry. Who are you again?
Skjoldr, dejected: Never mind...*Thrud pats him on the back.* 
Thrud: Hey, I thought you said your uncles were cool?
Atreus: I said Brok’s cool.
Sindri: Hey, I’m cool, I made you all S’mores! {Hold out a tray for the kids.) Take them and go! 
Skjoldr, takes one: Score!
Angerboda: Thank-you.
Thrud: Thanks.
{Atreus was about to take one, but Sindri pulls the tray back.]
Atreus: Sorry I said you weren’t cool...(Sindri let’s Atreus take his S’more.} Thanks Sin.
Brok: Enjoy them sweets while you can kids... Your parent’s are gonna to wear yer guts for garters when they’re done wit’ya!
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incorrectuksies · 8 months
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spot: hey dude, what's going on?
jack: teenage rebellion.
spot: fuck yeah, stick it to the old people!
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 years
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Sam: Hey, Y/N, settle an argument for us.
Bucky: What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
Y/N: *Glances at the table between Sam and Bucky*
Y/N: The coffee table.
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Barnes: You make a lot of people at DEPRAC nervous
Lockwood: that’s because they’re all bitch ass agent wannabes
Barnes: I hate to break this to you, but you’re a bitch ass agent wannabe
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textsfromthetva · 1 year
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [106/?]
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Charname: Ever been to therapy?
Anomen: I already fucking know - it's all about my dad.
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[Azem and Hythlodaeus are sitting on a couch, having a rather innapropriate conversation. Hades walks in.]
Hythlodaeus: "Hey, Hades! Settle an argument for us, will you?"
Azem: "What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?"
[Hades stares at the large table in front of them, then back at them.]
Hades: "The coffee table."
[Azem and Hythlodaeus look at each other in surprise.]
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toomanyincorrectquotes · 11 months
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Leia: you made a lot of people around here feel very uncomfortable
Han: that’s because they’re a bunch of bitch-ass white boys
Leia: i hate to break this to you, but you’re also a bitch-ass white boy
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tomixslefttoe · 1 year
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The Hero: Hey, Raven, what’s going on?
Raven: Teenage rebellion.
The Hero: Hell yeah, stick it to old people.
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the-black-bulls · 2 years
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[Gauche and Zora are having a heated argument, Asta passes by them]
Gauche: Hey, Asta. Settle an argument for us.
Zora: What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
[Asta squints at the table in between Gauche and Zora, then back at them]
Asta: ...The coffee table.
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Dooley: Hey dude, what's going on?
Buzz: Teenage rebellion.
Dooley: Fuck yeah, stick it to the old people!
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Descole: Hey kid. What's going on?
Alfendi: Teenage rebellion.
Descole: Fuck yeah. Stick it to the old people.
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incorrectuksies · 9 months
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spot: you made a lot of people around here feel very uncomfortable.
albert: that’s because they’re a bunch of bitch-ass white boys.
spot: i hate to break this to you, but you’re also a bitch-ass white boy.
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emmikay · 2 years
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Mistoffelees: Do you think I'm weird?
Rum Tum Tugger: Totally weird, but you're awesome. Αnd I wouldn't trade you in for any other cat on earth.
Mistoffelees: What if there's life on other planets and there's an unbelievable, amazing cat out there?
Rum Tum Tugger: Why would I trade down? To me, you're the best, you are the magical, mystical Mister Mistoffelees.
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