#Source: Unknown

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly?

Yelena: Not again!

Y/N: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions.

Sam: Just wait until you hear about whales.

Y/N: What now?

#source: unknown #yelena belova #yelena belova incorrect quotes #black widow #avengers x reader #sam wilson #sam wilson incorrect quotes #falcon #captain america #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[cyber-streak-2]

Drift: How did you get Ultra Magnus to cooperate with you?

Rodimus: I threatened to reveal his dark secret.

Drift: Which is what?

Rodimus: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.

#transformers incorrect quotes #source: unknown #Drift #Rodimus #Rodimus Prime #Ultra Magnus #IDW1 #MTMTE #mtmte #ll #With Aecholapis

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[texting]

Raph: I'm on my way. What should I bring?

Mikey: A good mood.

Raph: I'm not coming.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: unknown #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #raphael #michelangelo

[zootopiathingz]

Charlie: so uh, Alastor and I are engaged!

Lucifer, forcing a smile: well that’s just..great! Although I wish you had asked me first.

Alastor: I’m sorry sir, but you’re not my type.

#sorry radioapple fans lol #hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #charlastor #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #alastor the radio demon #source: unknown

[thehungergamesmemes]

Johanna, at Finnick's funeral: Can I have a moment please?

Katniss, leaving: Of course

Johanna: Right, listen here fish boy, I know you aren't dead

Finnick: No shit, but did I scare you?

#hunger games #hunger games memes #hunger games incorrect quotes #johanna mason #finnick odair #katniss everdeen #source: unknown #what do you mean he's dead? #no he's not #he's raising his son in district 4

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: I don’t know how Eli got such a potty mouth I never spoke like that when he was growing up Stiles: I have no fucking idea

#teen wolf #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #eli stilinski hale #eli hale #vince mattis #source: unknown

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Daphne: Eloise, do you ever think before you speak?

Eloise: Sure! I think ‘Wow, that’s hilarious’, and then I say it.

#bridgerton #incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes bridgerton #eloise bridgerton #daphne bridgerton #bridgerton sisters #source: unknown

[ouatsqincorrect]

Emma, texting Henry: I'll see you tomorrow kiddo

Emma: Sleep well, don't do drugs alone

Emma: Always carry a switchblade and ibuprofen

#emma swan #henry mills #henry/emma #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #source: unknown

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Jeremy: You’ve never read the paper?

Michael: No.

Jeremy: Not even comics? Like... Peanuts? You’ve never read Peanuts?

Michael: Nope.

Jeremy: You’re serious? You’ve never read Peanuts?

*Later*

Jeremy, holding a football: Go ahead, I promise I’ll hold it.

#Incorrect Five Night’s At Freddy’s Quotes #Source: Unknown #Jeremy Fitzgerald #Michael Afton #FNaF #Five Night’s At Freddy’s

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

Dizzy: I know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.

Testament: Believe me, I’ve thought about it.

#source: unknown #Incorrect Quotes #Dizzy Kiske #Testament #Video Games #Guilty Gear

[msrosemagic]

MC: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Lucifer: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

#obey me #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Uh, Yelena? Kate is in the pool and I don't think she's waterproof.

Yelena: What?

Sam: I think they meant, Kate is drowning.

Yelena: WHAT?!

#source: unknown #yelena belova #yelena belova incorrect quotes #black widow #sam wilson #sam wilson incorrect quotes #falcon #captain america #avengers x reader #kate bishop #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[cyber-streak-2]

Perceptor: How does one turn off their emotions?

Wheeljack: Okay, first, go to settings.

Wheeljack:

Wheeljack: I’m a fucking idiot, I thought you said emojis.

Perceptor: No, I’m still willing to try this, go ahead. I’m at settings, what do I do next?

#transformers incorrect quotes #source: unknown #Perceptor #Wheeljack #TFA #Transformers Animated #With Aecholapis

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph: Love is for suckers. Romance is so stupid. Only a complete idiot could ever possibly fall in love. You'll never catch me making a fool of myself with that silly sappy crap.

Mona Lisa, walking by: Hi, Raphael!

Raph: …

Raph, picking a bouquet of flowers: I will begin with a heartfelt sonnet and a passionate love ballad-

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: unknown #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #raphael #mona lisa #ramona

[zootopiathingz]

Alastor: did it hurt?

Charlie: what? When I fell from heaven? ‘Cause I’m an ‘angel’?

Alastor: darling, you just fell down three flights of stairs.

#she was expecting cheesy flirtation and instead got genuine concern #hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #alastor the radio demon #charlie morningstar #charlastor #radiobelle #charlie x alastor #source: unknown

[minecraftcorrectmode]

Magnus: On a scale of one to ten, how mad are you?

Ellegaard, irritated: Eight.

Magnus: Oh.

Magnus: I can do better than that.

#mcsm #mcsm magnus #mcsm ellegaard #source: unknown