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Tim: I can never tell if someone is flirting with me or just being friendly.
Kon: Maybe we should kiss until you figure it out!
Tim: Like platonically or-
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hawkinsincorrect · 22 hours
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Dustin: Are you busy Friday?
Steve: That depends entirely on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.
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"You don’t like cargo shorts? Let me check my 46 pockets for a fuck to give."
-Halsin, probably
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Malik: For once, I just want someone to call me "sir" without adding "you're making a scene".
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incorrect-x-quotes · 5 hours
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Gambit: If someone beautiful disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.  Rogue: Well maybe you should have principles.  Gambit: You’re right, maybe I should
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barelyanartblog · 2 days
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Impromptu sparring session gone wrong
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ontgerunway · 2 months
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Mappa's three men and one man child
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cursivewind · 3 months
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incorrectbatfam · 9 months
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Duke: Bruce, can you sign something for school?
Bruce, shaking his head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know.
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Damian: *finds a stray cat on patrol*
Damian: Can we keep it?
Dick: Red Robin is allergic.
Damian: Red Robin can stay outside.
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redadidassneakers · 20 days
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Saw something where someone said do you think Regulus died at night so the sun didn’t have to watch? WHAT. THE. FUCK??
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petitprincess1 · 3 months
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Alastor, poking the snake on Lucifer's hat: Is this thing poisonous?
Lucifer: Nah, fam.
Alastor: *the snake comes to life, bites Al, and he drops to the ground, foaming at the mouth*
Lucifer: It is venomous though!
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enjymemink · 3 months
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Kolis: I want to use my powers to change the world.
Eythos: For the better, right?
Kolis:
Eythos: ...right?
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reereeineedtopee · 4 months
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Y/N: At least two gay girls called me cute...
Natasha, with a flirty voice: Make that three...
Wanda, also flirting: Make that four...
Y/N, confused: Who are the other two??
Natasha, facepalming: Oh my god...
Wanda: Nevermind, back to two...
Y/N, in utter confusion: What is happening??
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