Junko: Sisters are a shield against life's cruel adversity.
Mukuro: But sisters ARE life's cruel adversity!
Source: Mary S. Lovell ("The Sisters: The Saga of the Mitford Family")
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Demeter: Siblings are supposed to be a shield against life's cruel adversity.
Rum Tum Tugger: Siblings ARE life's cruel adversity!
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Gurjin: Siblings are supposed to be a shield against life's cruel adversity!
Naia: Siblings ARE life's cruel adversity!
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Bruce: I raised five perfectly functional children
Y/N: *tearing up* You have five other children we don’t know about?!
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Ahsoka: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Anakin, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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* Damian telling some story*
Jason: That is such bullshit
Damian: NO IT IS NOT
Y/n: Jason, if Damian says it's true then who are we to believe otherwise
Jason: Oh Okay, but no one believes me when I say I beat the last level of Mortal Kombat.
Y/n: Because that's just ridiculous Jason, no one beats Sub-Zero or Kronika
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Palestinian freedom fighters breaking out of Gaza and reclaiming their occupied territories. They’ve taken over israeli tanks and have chased out the settlers that were on that land. They’ve launched rockets everywhere and the iron dome has failed to intercept. This is about to mark a momentous event in history.
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
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[Bellatrix's first ride on the Hogwarts Express]
Bellatrix, leaning out the window: Bye Reg! Bye Cissy! Bye Andy! Bye Reg! Bye Siri-
Sirius: You said bye to Reg twice.
Bellatrix: I like Regulus best.
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Natasha’s 15 year old shameless sibling has a crush on her girlfriend, Wanda.
Wanda: I’m 30 and I'm literally dating your sister-
Y/n, with a squeaky voice: You’RE 30?!
Wanda: Ya…
Y/n:
Y/n: Its okayy, no one has to know bb gworl…
Wanda: DOOONTT-
Natasha: DONT call her bby girl! She’s not your fuckin Spanish teacher-
Y/n: Hola- Hola como estas.
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You never feel cooler than when you're dancing and mouthing the words to a song while wearing headphones. Conversely, you never look stupider than when you're dancing and mouthing the words to a song while wearing headphones.
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Ace: Gramps! Is beating someone with a shovel illegal?
Garp: *nods*
Ace: Dang it! *puts down shovel he was aiming at Luffy*
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*Y/N and Jason arguing*
Dick: *to Damian* Should we leave?
Damian: No, no. I want to see L/N make Todd cry
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Eloise: When I get old, I’m just going to sit around and read books.
Francesca: That’s what you do anyway.
Eloise: I’m practicing for later.
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Batsis: you guys, I just bumped into Damian's Mom on the way over here.
Damian: WHAT!? Are you Insane?
Batsis: nah, Bruce had me tested.
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