Feng Xin: Mu Qing, will you marry me?
Mu Qing: [fighting off a herd of ghouls] W-what?!
Feng Xin: Marry me!
Mu Qing: I don't think now is the best time!
Feng Xin: [kicks away a zombie] Now may be the only time!
Feng Xin: I love you. I've made my choice.
Feng Xin: [grabs Mu Qing's hand] What's yours?
Mu Qing:
Mu Qing: Xie Lian! Marry us!
Xie Lian: Oh my Gods, yes!!
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Why Sukka wedding was never mentioned in LOK
Sokka, while fighting: Will you marry me?
Suki: I don’t think now’s the best time!
Sokka: Now may be the only time! I love you. I’ve made my choice. What’s yours?
Suki: Zuko! Marry us!
Zuko: I’m a little busy at the moment!
Sokka: Zuko, Now!
Zuko: Fine then. Dearly Beloved and New Ozai Society, we are gathered here today to join these two souls…
*Drop kicks a usurper*
Zuko: … and quell this uprising!
Sokka: Suki, Leader of the Kyoshi Warriors, do you take me to be your husband?
Suki: I do.
Sokka: Great!
[more fighting]
Suki: Sokka, Warrior of the Southern Water Tribe, do you take me to be your wife, in sickness and in health, with health being less likely?
Sokka: I do.
[more fighting]
Zuko: As Firelord, I now pronounce you…
[interrupted by fighting]
Zuko: You may kiss…
[more fighting]
Zuko: …You may kiss…
[more fighting]
Zuko: …JUST KISS!
Sokka and Suki: *share a passionate kiss*
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Huntsmen of the Caribbean
Jaune/Qrow: *walking underwater under a boat*
Jaune: This is either totally crazy, or brilliant!
Qrow: It’s weird how often those coincide!
Jaune: *gets stuck in a lobster trap*
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Qrow: *storming onto the deck of a ship* Everyone stay calm! We are taking over this ship!
Jaune: Aye! Avast! 😠
Everyone: AAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 🤣
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Qrow: Welcome to Tortuga, blondie! What do you think?
Jaune: *looking around at debauchery and filth*
Qrow: *looks up* Ah! Robin!
Robin: *smacks Qrow*
Qrow: …I’m not sure I deserved that!
Qrow: *turns back around* Oh, Glynda!
Glynda: Who was she?
Qrow: What?
Glynda: *smacks Qrow*
Qrow: …I may have deserved that.
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Qrow: *walking down the line of crew* You, sailor!
Taiyang: Neopolitan, sir!
Qrow: Miss Politan, do you have the courage and fortitude to stay true to orders in the face of danger and almost certain death?
Neo:
Qrow: Miss Politan! Answer me!
Taiyang: She’s a mute. Poor thing lost her voice years ago, so she’s trained this tiny Beowulf to talk for her!
Taiyang: …we’re not really sure how…
Qrow: …Miss Politan’s…Beowulf…same question!
Tiny Beowulf: Go to hell, old man!
Qrow: ????
Taiyang: …we mostly figure that means “yes!”
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?????: What’s in this voyage for us?
Qrow: *pulls up hat*
Qrow: Winter!
Winter: *smacks Qrow*
Jaune: …I suppose you didn’t deserve that one either? 🤨
Qrow: No, that one I deserved!
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Qrow: *sprinting after mini-Nevermore carrying cursed amulet*
Raven: *catches amulet as mini-Nevermore lands on her shoulder*
Qrow: 😧
Raven: Why thank you, Crow!
Qrow: …you’re welcome! 😅
Raven: Not you, we named the Nevermore “Crow!”
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Wednesday: I may have had... briefly, mind you... stirrings for Enid.
Eugene:
Eugene: Stirrings?
Wednesday: Stirrings.
Eugene: What, like feelings, you mean?
Wednesday: No, no, no, no, not quite all the way to feelings. More like...
Wednesday:
Eugene:
Wednesday: All right, feelings, damn you.
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Thranduil, to Bilbo: Who are you?
Thorin: No one. He's no one. A distant cousin of my aunt's nephew, twice removed. Lovely singing voice.
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