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#Source: The Falcon And The Winter Soldier
incorrectrotgquotes · 13 days
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Pitch Black: It was sweet of you to defend me at least.
Jack Frost: Hey, you shut it. No one’s defending you.
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oceanview15 · 8 months
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Catwoman: *fighting bank security guards*
Guards: *getting beat up considerably*
Gordon: ...We should do something.
Batman: Yeah.
Batman: Looking strong, guys!
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incorrectvikings · 10 months
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Ivar: What’s going on in that brain of yours?
Hvitserk: You don’t wanna know.
Ivar: Oh, yeah, I can see it working. The gears are turning.
Ivar: Oh, they’re malfunctioning! They’re on fire!
Hvitserk: God, I hate you.
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Geoffrey: *as Myrddin watches him* Does he always just stare like that?
Jonathan: You get used to it.
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emmikay · 11 months
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Mistoffelees: Look, let me just walk you through a hypothetical. Can I walk you through a hypothetical?
Alonzo: What did you do?
Mistoffelees: (hiding smoking paws behind his back) I didn’t...do anything...
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"All we can do now is sit tight and just chill. Sometimes, there's nothing to do until there's something to do."
-Cernd, probably
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I have nightmares all the time. It means I remember. It means a part of me is still there, which means a part of the Dark Slinger’s still in me.
Junjie
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Brea: Look, let me just walk you through a hypothetical. Can I walk you through a hypothetical?
Mayrin, sighing: What did you do?
Brea: I didn't... do anything?
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incorrectquotesmcu · 7 months
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Sam: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Bucky, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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jouskalove · 8 months
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(oops) i did it again
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and ofc, john walker hate.
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incorrect-multiverse · 4 months
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Bucky, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Natasha, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Sam: Jolteon, I choose you.
Steve, trembling: What are we playing??
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incorrectrotgquotes · 2 months
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Jack Frost: It was sweet of you to defend me at least.
Bunnymund: Hey, you shut it. No one’s defending you.
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Bucky: Come on, you can’t make everyone like you. You're not steve.
Sam: Not everyone likes Steve
Bucky: What do you mean?!?
Bucky: WHO DOESN'T LIKE STEVE
Sam: Nobody I just-
Bucky: I NEED NAMES
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romanoffshouse · 1 year
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Steve: You bought a taco?
Sam: Yeah
Steve: From the same truck that hit Bucky?
Sam:
Sam: Well me starving ain’t gonna help him!
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marvelflame2010 · 1 year
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Y/n talking about Alpine: Who's that?
Bucky: A stray I let in
Sam: The cat is Bucky's therapy cat
Y/n: Finally! You need therapy
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bbyboybucket · 6 months
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Damn they even admit they fucked TFATWS up 😭
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