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incorrectbatfam · 4 months

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[finding a lost dog]

Jon: I think he looks like someone’s pet. Maybe we should put up posters.

Damian: Yeah, it should have a big picture of him and the words "Is this your dog? Not anymore."

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incorrectstarwarsquotess · 7 months

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Ahsoka, about Anakin: What’s wrong with him?

Obi-Wan: Everyone has a different theory.

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raphael-angele · 2 months

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Solangelo Sleepover (feat Percy cuz it's his turn to babysit)

Nico: Hey, I found something

Percy: What is it?

Nico: Oh, just Will in a campus personality pageant

Percy: WHAT?!

Will: *tries to snatch away the tablet*

Percy: PLAY IT!

Tablet:

7 year old Will wearing a cowboy hat very sparkly gold tuxedo: Hi, I'm William Andrew Solace from Austin, Texas!

Nico, laughing: You look like neon yellow highlighter!!

Baby Will: And you should pick me for Mr Campus because *sings and dance* I am your sunshine. Your only sunshine. I make you happy when skies are grey. You'll never know dear how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away! *smiles*

Percy: PLAY IT AGAIN! PLAY IT AGAIN!!!

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Nico, to Will: Why did you never tell us you were in beauty pageants?!

Will: Cuz it's embarrassing

Nico, laughing: It is, it really is

Will: Yeah, well, Percy writes Studio Ghibli fanfiction about himself and Annabeth and posts it on the internet

Nico: (º〇º) ... (⚆⩌⚆)...no..

Percy: WHY?! WHAT DID I DO?!

Will: I'm sorry, I had to get the spotlight off me and tearing down other people was part of my pageant training.

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daddiesdrarryy · 11 months

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Sirius: It’s Reggie, he says they’re running late. Harry threw up on James and then James threw up on James

Remus: Well, he didn’t throw up on the baby. That’s a win

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of-many-incorrect-quotes · 4 months

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Jake: *after meeting Y/N for the first time* Our children will be smart and beautiful

Bradley: Not to mention imaginary

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gothamundernightlight · 6 months

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Incorrect Batfam Quotes

*Dick is drunk and uncooperative

Dick: I have a secret.

Jason: What secret?

Dick: I wouldn’t tell you the secret! Shhh!

Jason: What secret? Tell me the secret!

Dick: Alfred smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can’t tell Bruce!

Jason: Not that secret, the other secret!

Dick: I’m Batman!

Jason: Oh my god, you aren’t!

Dick: I WAS!!!

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overheard-at-hogwarts · 1 year

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James: Padfoot made it very clear that my allegiance should be to male comrades before women who sell their bodies for money.

Remus: ...Is it possible he actually said, "bros before hoes"?

James: Yes, but I rephrased it to avoid offending the hoes.

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incorrect-bridgerton-family · 19 days

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Daphne: How do you feel about children?

Eloise: They’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it.

Daphne: Wh-why would you throw a rock at a child?!

Eloise: I just said I wouldn’t!

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mackerel22 · 1 month

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Dazai: Last night I had a dream that you and I bought matching side by side mansions.

Dazai: But there was a secret tunnel connecting your front yard to my back yard.

Chuuya:

Dazai: What do you think it means?

Chuuya:😶

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natashasnoodle · 1 year

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Wanda: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Yelena?

Natasha: Have you ever played a game with Yelena?

Wanda: No…

Natasha: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

Yelena, chasing Y/n across the compound: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!

Wanda, staring wide-eyed: Are you gonna help your girlfriend?

Natasha, shrugging: She'll be fine

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smh0217 · 2 months

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*Jaune walks up to the door of his apartment looking all disheveled*

Yang, opens her door and sees Jaune in his current state: Good morning, slut!

Jaune: …What?

Yang: Oh please, I recognize the walk of shame when I see it. All you're missing is a little smeared mascara and a purse with panties wadded up in it.

Nora,opens the door: What's going on?

Jaune, quickly walks past Nora: Nothing's going on, excuse me.

Nora: Are you just getting home?

Jaune: Yeah.

Nora, turns to Yang: That's a good sign, right?

Yang, smirking: Oh yeah!

Nora, turns back to Jaune with the biggest grin on his face: I'm so proud of you! You sold yourself like a common streetwalker!

Jaune: I didn't do it for the grade!

Nora: Professor Goodwitch stiffed you?!

Yang: I believe that's what he did to her.

Jaune: No, she bumped our grades up first.

Nora: Smart, get it bumped up front! you know, I think you have a real knack for gigolo work, Jaune!

Jaune: … I’m gonna go lie down.

*Jaune walks off to his room*

Nora, calling out after him: Good idea, Get your rest! There’s a lot more rich older women out there! And momma needs a new maple syrup dispenser!

Nora, turning to Yang with a smirk: And I thought he didn’t learn anything from his relationship with you.

Yang, indignant: Hey!

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team-iceflower · 3 months

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Weiss: *puts on a pair of glasses*

Ruby: Ohhh my God, you look so smart and hot.

Weiss: I know right? Watch this. *tilts her head forward and slides her glasses to the bridge of her nose*

Ruby: *shivers*

Weiss: Molecules.

Ruby: Okay, come with me. *grabs Weiss' hand and starts dragging her*

Weiss: Where to?

Ruby: My bedroom. So I can take everything off except those glasses. And maybe the boots.

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incorrectstarwarsquotess · 6 days

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Anakin: *causes an explosion*

Ahsoka: Aren’t you gonna ask?

Obi-Wan: What is this, my first day?

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raphael-angele · 2 months

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How I imagine Bianca if she lived:

One name: Bernadette Rostenkowksi Wolowitz

During Capture the Flag:

Bianca, yelling at Percy as they run: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Percy: *panting*

Bianca: How am I faster than you?! I'm carrying more equipment and I stopped to tie my shoes!

Percy: I have asthma...BACK OFF!

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Coming back from the Titan's Curse Mission:

Nico: Bia! *runs to her and hugs her*

Bianca: *hugs him back* Hey. *pulls away and looks at him* How was camp?

Nico: It was awesome! We did wood carving, and made smores, and I learned how to make a fire, Travis and Conner even let me join Capture the Flag

Bianca, who made them promise not to let Nico join CtF until he's trained and claimed:

Nico: :)

Bianca: That's nice. Why don't you go back to the Cabin and we'll talk about the mission.

Nico: Mkay :)

Bianca, walking up to Travis and Conner: You better explain to me why you chose to ignore my instructions about my little brother joining that game, cuz one way or another, I'm gonna leave grieving for a friend.

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Leo, opening the door:

Bianca: You son of a bitch. What did you tell Nico?! Did you tell him that there's something going on between us because he thinks there is and he is completely freaking out!

Leo:

Leo: Please, come in.

Bianca: What in Hades is wrong with you?! Leo, my position as a Hunter could be compromised! I could get into a lot of trouble!

Leo: Wha- I didn't say that there was something going on between us. I said that you were always so nice to me, it would be nice to be with someone like you.

Bianca: I'M NICE TO EVERYONE!

Leo: I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said it that way

Bianca: Damn right you are. You tell my little brother that there is nothing, never has been, and never will be anything between us.

Leo: I will...hey, Bianca?

Bianca: What?!

Leo: You think I have a shot with Thalia?

Bianca: Of course, you do! You're a sweetheart! Any girl would be lucky to have you! *leaves and slams the door*

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After Leo "died":

Percy and Jason fighting:

Jason: For the last time, I didn't mean to!

Percy: Oh, you didn't mean to? I'll show you what-

Bianca: HEY! Percy, Jason, other room, right now!

*other room*

Bianca: I don't know what you think you're doing but this is a very difficult time for the lot of us. We're doing this in honor of Leo and you're just gonna fight all night like a couple of children? What ever it is you're fighting about, put it aside, go back in there, and be a good friend or there's no dessert for either of you!

*main room*

Nico:

Hazel:

Frank:

Piper:

Thalia:

Reyna:

Bianca: Look at me when I'm talking to you-

Hazel, whispering to Nico: You ever notice how Bianca sounds just like dad?

Nico: ...nope

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Hazel: Bianca, you've been to Olympus, right? On your first mission? What did it look like?

Bianca: Oh, it was beautiful. I looked down and it like it was like looking at a whole different world...if I could, I would've wiped it all out with my thimb like a God.

Hazel:

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One summer: Hazel, Annabeth and Bianca decide to go to Disney World

Annabeth: Okay, so there's this place on Disney World where you pick your princess, they give you the hair, the makeup, the works. Haven't tried it before but I guess it would be fun to be Belle

Hazel: Oh, I wanna be Belle, too

Bianca: We can't all be Belle.

Annabeth: Alright then, how do we decide?

Bianca: Simple. This was my idea, I'm paying for it, I'm Belle. You bitches got a problem with that, we can go back to Camp right now.

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Bianca: When was the last time you got any sleep?

Nico, figuring out a procephy: I don't know, two-three days? Not important. I don't need sleep. I need answers. I need to determine where in this SWAMP of unbalanced forces squatteth the toad of truth.

Hazel: Toad of truth? Is that a Greek thing?

Will: No, that's a sleep deprived thing.

Bianca: Okay, Nico. What happens to our brains if we don't get enough sleep?

Nico: They lose their ability to function and be rational?

Bianca: Exactly. So go march in there, go take a shower and get some sleep.

Nico: But I don't wanna go to sleep!

Bianca: I'm gonna count to three. One-

Nico: *sneers* Alright. *goes*

Will:

Hazel:

Will: Please teach me how you did that

Bianca: I raised him. I know how to get him to eat his vegetables, too.

---BONUS---

Taking Bianca to the drop off where she'll meet with the other hunters:

Bianca: Thank you for coming along to see me off, William

Will: Of course. Just wanna make sure you get there safe

Nico: Yeah, you'll get plenty of time looking for a new boy toy.

Bianca: Hey. I will not have you disrespecting me

Nico: Yes, ma'am

Will:

Will: Nico, you have a very attractive sister. You need to get used to the fact that even though she's vowed not to be in a relationship, she'll have plenty of suitors who would want to have her as their partner.

Nico: And you need to mind your own business

Will: Wha- I will not have you disrespecting me

Nico: You don't tell me what to do

Bianca: Don't you go disrespecting him

Nico: Yes, ma'am.

Bianca, to Will: You'll get there, you just gotta put some zing on it.

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westannatasharomanoff · 2 months

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Bruce: Nat, may I have a few of your fries?

Natasha: Yes, of course.

Bruce: *takes fries*

Natasha: May I have a bite of your burger?

Bruce: Absolutely not.

Tony: Some “perfect couple!” You won’t even let her try your food!

Natasha: A few fries is hardly equal to a bite of a burger.

Bruce: That’s not why. This burger has avocado on it. She’s allergic to avocado. Are you so jealous of our relationship that you want Natasha to die?

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nerdasaurus1200 · 3 months

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Vaggie: Charlie? Charlie!

Alastor: Where could she be?

Husk: *whistles for her*

Angel Dust: ….Husky we’re looking for Charlie, not Marmaduke.

Charlie: *appears out of nowhere* You whistled?

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