Tumgik
#Source: Texting Screenshots
Conversation
Plo, texting: Hello, my beautiful partner, just wondering did you eat my hummus as it seems to have disappeared and I was so looking forward to it
Kit: maybe
Plo: fucker
248 notes View notes
trentcrimmisgay 10 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
i鈥檝e been clearing out old screenshots in my camera roll but i have ted lasso brain rot so you all have to see what they made me think of (part one. more posts)
2K notes View notes
weirdmageddon 2 years
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
4K notes View notes
zestyleaf 2 years
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Agence
6K notes View notes
neversetyoufree 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
She can't keep getting away with this
303 notes View notes
midigated 11 months
Text
Tumblr media
I don't think I want to know the context behind this but curiosity killed the cat ig
256 notes View notes
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
1K notes View notes
magniloquent-raven 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
little domestic bitches
(x)
[more here]
410 notes View notes
arcventi 6 months
Text
Barista: we can't give that much caffeine to minors.
Tim: 馃ズ
Barista: I'll make an exception because you look very polite.
48 notes View notes
hex-wittebane 10 months
Text
[In the throne room] Belos: Have you heard the joke about the gas lighter? Hunter: No? Belos: Yeah, you have. Hunter: No, I didn't. Belos: You've literally heard it already. Hunter: I DON'T KNOW IT. Belos: You're crazy.
87 notes View notes
springtrappd 6 months
Note
n. o?????? what racist guy
so there's this guy on twitter called blackfootferret, who's a pretty standard fnaf theorist guy who tweets shit, uploads videos to youtube, you know the drill. pretty standard, right?
Tumblr media Tumblr media
well, earlier this week (on 01/11/2033, aedt) he decided to upload a video called The Two Williams: The Jekyll and Hyde of FNAF [archive], in which he very seriously argues that not only does william afton suffer from dissociative identity disorder, but so does scott fucking cawthon. yes, seriously. part of this fnaf theory video is that Real Guy, Scott Cawthon, has did and is using afton as a stand-in for himself.
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
the video itself is utterly batshit in ways way too extreme to go into here. like, every single sentence is another sucker-punch of "jesse what the fuck are you talking about" that wouldn't fit within tumblr's image limit. to give you a taste, however, enjoy these screenshots from this totally normal video:
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
naturally, this drew people's attention and incited controversy, especially when he went on twitter to complain about being banned from the game theory subreddit [archive]... which caused people to dig up some of his older theories [archive], and... yeah, that random mention of lamar (one of charlie's friends in tse) in that screenshot? that's because he thinks every dark-skinned background character is the same black guy -- lamar afton, the son of ballora and part of his afton family horcrux theory, where he argues that all of the robot suits were actually intentionally made to store parts of the afton family's souls. if you want to know more about that, you can always check out his series on it -- clocking in at a nice, short and digestible 5 hours and 43 minutes! (i'm not, though. you could not pay me.)
he also compared the security puppet's armband system to the nazis (and used a racial slur against romani people -- classy!), claiming it as an allegory for racism against charlie, who is -- as we all know -- the daughter of henry and ballora, who later gets stuffed in fredbear.
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
naturally, he's taken the backlash every well and is responding thoughtfully to criticism. just kidding here's a highlight reel of his replies
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
he's a level of batshit beyond even matpat and it's genuinely impressive. like, i can't even be mad? because it's just so fucking hilariously insane. "the fazgoo from fazbear frights is a parallel for william afton being a system". his use of outdated language and complete misunderstanding of how literally anything works ever making it very clear that he googled precisely one thing and it was "did population percentage". the fucking graphs. "how is it ableist to headcanon that every villain/questionable person in the series are actually evil alters". rting barack obama in the middle of all this. "i can't be racist, i follow three black people on patreon". i'm kind of obsessed (and honestly surprised he didn't pull out "the pink guy is pink as a reference to the pink triangle", but i'm gonna be real here, i don't think he's ever googled anything about the holocaust either). to close us out, please enjoy him putting his foot in his mouth:
Tumblr media Tumblr media
24 notes View notes
Conversation
Kit, texting the Master's Com Chat: I lost my voice. SO I'm pretending I'm Ariel with legs today
137 notes View notes
alinatron-mewtube 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Fashion Dreamer by syn sophia - Nintendo Switch, 2023
74 notes View notes
skzincorrect 1 month
Text
Changbin: If I deposited $2000 into your CashApp right now, what would you use the money for?
Jeongin: Evil.
Changbin: What do you mean?
Jeongin: I would use the money for evil.
14 notes View notes
Text
Kirika: Wanna go looney tunes later?
Hibiki: Yeah.
Hibiki: Let's do something crazy.
Kirika: What's the plan tonight? Are we going looney tunes?
Hibiki: Let's just do something completely crazy.
15 notes View notes
asteriyx 4 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
18 notes View notes