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hatchetblogging · 9 days

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This is a dumb thing that was inspired by @darkcrowprincess 's fic idea about Reddie going to UCLA together. (Based on Team Starkid's Black Friday"

Eddie:

My mom’s a bitch!

A hypochondriac

She's like a maniac

That I keep afloat

It's time to flip the switch,

When the problem's chronic,

Not being hyperbolic,

But it's time to ghost

And when the sun shines down upon me,

I’ll know I’m righteous, babe,

In this time of crisis, babe

And when the sun shines down over Cali,

The future’s priceless, babe

The past's a virus, babe

'Cause we’re Califor-M.I.A

M.I.A

Richie and Eddie:

Cause we’re Califor-M.I.A

M.I.A

Richie:

It beats being broke,

In this day and ages,

What's the point of wages

If you can't afford a smoke?

Eddie:

I won't get lost

I'll navigate it

'Cause I've got practice,

Chasing hope

Richie and Eddie:

And when the sun shines down upon us,

We'll know we’re righteous, babe

We survived the crisis, babe

And when the sun shines down over Cali,

We don't need a license,

'Cause love will drive us!

Eddie:

Oh we’re

Richie:

'Oh we’re Ca-

Richie and Eddie:

-lifor.M.I.A

We’re missing in action,

Addition by subtraction

Oh, we’re Califor-M.I.A!

Eddie (spoken):

"Dear Mom, It's been real-- real bad. I’d say you did your best, but I'm not a liar."

Richie ( spoken):

Oh, it's L-I-E-R, babe.

Eddie (spoken):

I know that's not how it's spelled, dumbass.

"I’m going with Richie, as far away as we can get. I'd give you an address, but I don't want to. Don't write, don't call, don't ask.

Sincerely, Eddie.

P.S. I'm leaving my inhaler and all meds,

'Cause I don't-

Richie and Eddie (spoken):

Need those shit!

Richie and Eddie:

'Cause we’re Califor-M.I.A

M.I.A

Eddie:

M.I.A!

Richie and Eddie:

'Cause we’re Califor-

M.

I.

A.

#and they got to california and lived happily ever after #at least in my version of the story #reddie #otp: he knew well enough #richie tozier and eddie kaspbrak #IT: 2017 #stephen king's IT #source: team starkid

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tabooiart · 3 months

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i heard mariah!ethan and i blacked out and when i woke up this was in my drawing program. anyways lesbian ethan truthers rise up

#my art #fanart #starkid #team starkid #black friday #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #ethan green #mariah!ethan #ethan is a they/them lesbian. to me. source: im a lesbian trust me bro #this scene in BF drives me crazyyyyyyy bro wiggly using ethan to get to hannah???? guh #n e ways 2 posts today because i dont feel like queueing this

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yourlocalabomination · 3 months

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“Aside from TGWDLM (and a brief BF cameo), Ted Spankoffski has long hair and we as a fandom need to represent that more often within our fanworks, ” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“They’re right,” he says. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Joey Richter himself, with long hair.

#‘what’s your source that Ted has long hair’? you ask. Joey personally told me in a cameo /gen #am I really spreading propaganda if I’m speaking the truth?#Did I use to draw Ted exclusively with short hair? yes. Have I been enlightened since then? yes. I will lead this crusade if needbe #just remember if your drawing long haired ted with his hair down that you don’t draw it too long or it ends up as scrags #I had multiple people ask me why I draw ted with long hair that I resorted to making a diagram #ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #starkid fanart #fanart starkid #time bastard #starkid time bastard #time bastard nightmare time #tgwdlm #tgwdlm starkid #tgwdlm fanart #the guy who didn't like musicals #the guy who didn’t like musicals fanart #hatchetfield ape man #Workin boys #nightmare time #hatchetfield nightmare time #nmt #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #fanart #my art

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marvelmaniac715 · 2 months

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Pokey: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”? Nibbly: Nibbly: …Should I not have?

#source: incorrect quotes generator #incorrect quotes #team starkid #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #lords in black #the lords in black #pokey #pokotho #nibbly #nibblenephim

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incorrect-sk-universe · 27 days

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Ruth: I'd say I've got a pretty good handle on my life by now

Steph: Dude, you burst into tears like three times a day

Ruth: It used to be four

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bwaybby09 · 3 days

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Steph: There are way more things I hate about Pete than like about him. His stupid Clark Kent glasses, his extensive turtleneck collection.

And he loves ethics so much. He once talked about John Rawls for two hours... I timed it. And he only stopped because he saw me timing him.

Granted, he laughed, and kind of made fun of himself, it was a nice moment, but still.

He always twitches his eyebrows when he says "absolutism," and he tilts his head whenever I say anything ignorant, but he never makes fun of me, which is nice.

He's also incredibly patient, and kind, and surprisingly jacked, and, oh, fuck, I'm in love with Pete!

#source: the good place #starkid #team starkid #nerdy prudes must die #starkid incorrect quotes #stephanie lauter #peter spankoffski #lautski #the good place

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marce-mallow · 2 months

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Richie: You’ve heard of ‘be gay do crimes’, now get ready for ‘be trans throw hands’

Pete: Be queer instill fear

Ruth: Be bi go for the eye

Steph: Be ace punch face

#source: tumblr (daydreaming-witch)#MAY HAVE made this just cause JON MATTESON HIMSELF SAID RICHIE IS TRANS CODED #honestly i feel like steph isn’t ace but i needed someone and i like the thought #richie lipschitz #peter spankoffski #ruth fleming #stephanie lauter #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #npmd incorrect quotes #incorrect npmd quotes #nerdy prudes must die incorrect quotes #incorrect nerdy prudes must die quotes #incorrect quotes #team starkid

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justarandombrit · 2 months

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This is what happens in NPMD, right?

[Image ID: Two digital drawings, the first is of Grace Chasity with a speech bubble saying "Destroying the world... I'm more interested in Max". The second is of Wiggly, in human form, with a speech bubble reading "Well, he's... in the world, so it works out" End ID]

#source: buffy the vampire slayer #wiggly got tumblrsexymanified #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #team starkid #starkid fanart #grace chasity #wiggly #wiggog y'wrath

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teranobriss · 2 months

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(Steph putting on sunscreen)

Max: pussy lmao

Steph: For putting on sunscreen??

Steph: You think you're tougher than the sun?

Steph: THE FUCKING SUN???

Source from Twitter lmao:

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #team starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #max jägerman #max jagerman #stephanie lauter #will branner #mariah rose faith #incorrect hatchetfield #source: twitter

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peterfankoffski · 1 year

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I'm just saying queer kids, especially in Midwestern suburbia, travel in packs and if Ruth is canonically queer there ain't no way that Pete and Richie are cishet

#source: i grew up in midwestern suburbia and all the queer kids knew each other #team starkid #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #em says their thoughts #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #ruth fleming #peter spankoffski #richie lipschitz

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inkwell-illustrations · 16 days

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Frank Pricely: This song is called, "what I want for Christmas" *plays piano* money!

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im-not-a-l0ser · 4 months

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Max: I could care less. Richie: I think you mean you couldn't care less. Max: What? Steph: You said you could care less. Richie: Which implies that you do care, at least a little. Max: ...I-I don't! Richie: Well, then you should have said, you couldn't care less. Steph: But you did not.

#when your bsf starts dating a nerd who's friends with your nerd #and now they team up against your stupidity #source: victorious #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #michie #steph lauter #stephanie lauter #incorrect quotes #incorrect npmd quotes #incorrect michie quotes

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readingrynbow · 6 months

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you guys know that damien tntl bit “ghost fucker?”

…grace chastity

#tell me i’m wrong it’s in the source material #starkid #team starkid #grace chasity #angela giarratana #damien haas #smosh pit #smosh #smosh games

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weltato · 5 months

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Pete: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?

Max: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.