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#Source: Supernatural
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Y/N: Can I shoot him?
Natasha: Not in public
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incorrectbatfam · 3 months
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Alfred, looking at a convenience store pie: Look at these chemicals. Do you even read the label?
Stephanie: No. I read pie. The rest is just blah, blah, blah.
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incorrect-spiderverse · 3 months
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Gwen: "I’m so sorry for lying to you, Miguel."
Hobie: "Don’t feel bad, I lie and tell Miguel I’m sorry all the time."
Miguel: *looks at him with a disapproving glare*
Hobie, to Miguel: "Sorry."
Hobie, to Gwen: "See?"
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Obi-Wan, on his communication device: We all thought you were dead. Where the hell are you?
Anakin: A hospital.
Obi-Wan: Are you okay???
Anakin: No.
Obi-Wan:
Anakin:
Obi-Wan: You want to elaborate??
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Eli: It's kind of messed up the way we were raised. When I told Stiles I was afraid of the thing in my closet he gave me a silver blade Derek: Yeah it was his first present to you Eli: I'm just saying. Most parents would say "don't be afraid of the dark" Peter: Don't be afraid of the dark? You SHOULD be afraid of the dark. You know what's out there Eli: You guys are missing the point
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5sospenguinqueen · 23 days
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Sebastian: Are you very sure I can't just Imperio some goblins and make them take us to Ranrok?
MC: I'm very sure you can, but I'm also very sure you shouldn't.
Sebastian: Bless your precious heart, you just described my entire life.
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Donna: This is a bad idea.
10: Yeah, I couldn't agree more, but what other choice do we have?
Donna: We could choose life...
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incorrecthatchetfield · 5 months
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Ruth: Peace out, bitches!
Ted to Pete: She's like the little sister I never wanted
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selfship-quotes · 16 days
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F/O: As you may recall, patience isn't one of my virtues... well, I don't have any virtues... but if I did, I'm sure patience wouldn't be one of them.
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Lan Wangji: I thought you were dead again. Where are you?
Wei Wuxian: The hospital.
Lan Wangji: Are you okay?!
Wei Wuxian: No.
Lan Wangji:
Wei Wuxian:
Lan Wangji:
Lan Wangji: You want to elaborate?
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incorrect-web-novels · 8 months
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Gu Xiang: Can I stab him? Wen Kexing: Not in public.
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Dick: I feel bad for lying to Alfred
Y/N: Don’t feel bad. The great thing about apologies is that you don’t have to mean them
Y/N: You know, I lie and tell Bruce I’m sorry all the time
Bruce: *glares at her*
Y/N: I’m sorry
Y/N: See?
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✨Bridgerton Book Spoilers✨
Benedict: Where is Sophie?
Violet: Don't worry about Sophie.
Benedict: Oh, I'm sorry. Have you met me? 
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Ahsoka: I’m so sorry for lying to you, Master Kenobi.
Anakin: Don’t feel bad, I lie and tell Obi-Wan I’m sorry all the time.
Obi-Wan: *looks at him with a disapproving glare*
Anakin, to Obi-Wan: Sorry.
Anakin, to Ahsoka: See?
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Eli: You're alright for an old guy Derek: I'm not really that old Eli: You keep telling yourself that
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