#Source: Scrubs

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Okay, we have to find a way out of here.

Jason: Burn down the building.

Tim: I have an idea, but we’re going to need a tugboat.

Dick: Tugboats and arson, that’s all I ever get from you guys.

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[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Gale: Uh, Karlach, can I ask you a question?

Karlach: Yeah.

Gale: Why are we laying on the ground?

Karlach: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would just think we were chilling.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Girl problems?

Wanda: … How did you know?

Y/N: You look like you’ve got problems. You’re a girl.

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[incorrectsoukokuquotes]

Chuuya: Oh come on Dazai. No soft spot for the one person who slept with you sober?

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[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2626

We trust you, Lae'zel, just please put down the sword. (Dialogue from Scrubs.)

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[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: *runs into the room and latches onto Jaune* Jaune, I’ve ruined our baby’s life…! 😭

Jaune: Woah, woah, woah…! Pyr, slow down and tell me what happened!

Pyrrha: I forgot about a parent-teacher meeting at Jamie’s preschool this morning, and now the teachers are going to associate him with a deadbeat mother and give him a hard time, causing him to develop a bad attitude towards school!

Pyrrha: …and then he’s going to drop out of school and start dating a tattooed gang-banger from Mantle who you will constantly badger to get her life together and provide for our son, until one day in a drug-fueled fury she snaps and shoots you!

Pyrrha: *gasps and crushes Jaune against herself* OH NO, I’VE KILLED THE FATHER OF MY BABY!!! 😫

Jaune:

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[incorrectlumityquotes]

Luz and Amity are playfully arm wrestling. Luz lets Amity win.

Luz: Aw, you beat me.

Eda and Raine are arm wrestling. Eda wins.

Eda: Do you see what you get, Rainestorm? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?

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[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Stiles, glaring at Jennifer: You know, if I was dating him, I'd be more supportive.

Jennifer: You know you said that out loud, right?

Stiles: I'm not ashamed of who I am!

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[incorrectafcrichmond]

Isaac: You think I enjoy being mother hen to you all?

Moe:

Colin:

Jamie:

Thierry:

Sam:

Dani:

Richard:

Jan:

Isaac: Okay, fine, it's like crack to me.

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[chopper-and-ap5]

Obi-Wan: You're stupid.

Maul, laughing: That's it?

Obi-Wan: Give it time. It'll eat at you.

[Later]

Maul, to himself in stress: Am I really stupid?

Maul: Damn him.

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[uncorrectintamed]

MianMian: Ladies and Gentleman allow me to present. Woman not caring. [Points to self]

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[incorrectbatfam]

Roy: This is not how we'd agreed we'd raise our kid!

Jason: "Our" kid? Dude, we're not married.

Roy: We're a little married.

Jason: I know.

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[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Kate: I love you.

Anthony: I thought I annoyed you?

Kate: You do annoy me. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating moment with you.

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes bridgerton #bridgerton #incorrect quotes #anthony bridgerton #kate sharma #kanthony #anthony x kate #bridgerton season 2 #source: scrubs #I don’t know how Kate does it #I would have a headache #😆

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: I love you.

Y/N: I thought I annoyed you?

Natasha: You do annoy me. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating moment with you.

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[oceanview15]

Zutara and Taang arm wrestling

Zuko: *playfully lets Katara win* Aw you beat me lol.

Toph: *smashes Aang’s arm into the table*

Toph: You see what you get Aang?! You see what you get when you mess with the warrior?!

#zutara #zuko x katara #taang #toph x aang #incorrect quotes #source: scrubs

[team-iceflower]

*Ruby and Weiss laying on the ground*

Weiss: ...Why are we laying on the ground?

Ruby: Well you got knocked out during the fight so I laid down next to you so everyone would think we're just chilling.

#rwby #ruby rose #whiterose #weiss schnee #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #rwby memes #source: scrubs