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#Source: Sander Sides
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Kyle: Our work should go into reaching some sort of peak!
Bubbles: Some sort of beak?
Kyle: Huh? N-no like-
Bubbles: Oh! Climbing a tall tree all the way to a birds nest, birds have beaks, and from there, we'll be able to take flight.
Kyle: …You know what? Sure. You took the long way around, but we got there.
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SkekLi: Or as they say in the theater, fracture a femur.
Kylan: WHAT???
SkekLi: The actual saying is "break a leg", but I improved it.
Kylan: I hate both of those equally.
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marksandrec · 8 months
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2587
Roman: "Get bee movied, idiot." (Dialogue from a bunch of incorrect quotes, but I'm not sure what the original is.)
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corvus-for-ddd · 8 months
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redadidassneakers · 8 months
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Regulus: someone accused me of lying for attention which I RESENT. I lie because it’s fun and, crucially, very very easy
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stifledcreativity · 1 month
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Remus, lying in a hospital bed: What happened?
Logan, holding a book: This should explain everything.
Remus: “A Farewell to Arms” *GASP* I fell in love with a nurse during World War I?!?
Logan: No, no, just the title, it’s-
Logan: There’s no way you’ve read that.
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logan-the-artist · 2 months
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trans logan because i say so
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incorrectquotesmcu · 7 months
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Loki: Someone accused me of lying for attention which I RESENT. I lie because it’s fun and, crucially, very very easy.
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emoprincey · 2 months
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Logan: How long have you been down there?
Orange: I've been in hiding for over 20 years now. Three years ago, I made the mistake of spending a whole night outside my safehouses. I was almost beaten to death by an angry emo.
Logan: That'll be our Virgil.
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sides-of-quotes · 9 days
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Remus: Wanna fuck? Janus: You could be a bit more magical in how you've asked that. Would you like to try again? Remus: ...Alakazam, let me slam? Janus: Oh, of COURSE! Remus: Really?! Janus: No.
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Janus: I just ended a four year relationship. Remus: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay? Janus: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship. *Roman and Virgil fighting from across the room*
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i-am-bitterly-jittery · 2 months
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Logan: I have been taking notes on points of friction in the Mindpalace for years
Logan: the red areas are places where no work gets done
Logan: if we can fix these areas without anyone knowing what we’re doing, we could make a more productive Thomas
Janus: are you saying you want to secretly preform scientific experiments on our friends and coworkers to improve efficiency?
Logan: yes
Janus: sounds fun, let’s do it
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thecrowslullaby · 1 year
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You cannot convince me gay people can sit normaly in chairs
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marksandrec · 2 months
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2638
Drillings and fillings. (Dialogue from kenzianidiot on twitter.)
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wicked-rosie · 2 months
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The sides find out that Logan turned into a dark side
Remus: Yeah I told Janus about it weeks ago.
Roman: *glares at Janus* He what!
Janus: What!? He says insane shit all the time! How was I supposed to know this one was true!?
Remus: Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government.
Janus: See!?!
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ilovesanderssides · 7 months
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Virgil: "Being a man in love with another man isn't always romantic or soft or tender. Sometimes it's pushing your boyfriend's face away, yelling because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you anyway because he's a himbo with no sense of self-preservation." Virgil: "Update: Roman has bronchitis. You'll never guess how."
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