#Source: ProZD

[faramir-stan]

bruce, on the phone: SMASH HIS KNEE CAPS AND HE'LL TALK! I'M THE PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCE, ALFRED!

bruce, getting off the phone: anyways you said dick enjoys finger painting, that's great!!

#applicable to damian or dick #although damian probs doesn't like finger painting #and yes alfred interrogates ppl #batdad #batfamily #batfamily incorrect quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #batfam #dc #dceu #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #Damian Wayne #dick grayson #robin #Alfred Pennyworth #source: ProZD

[animentality]

#twitter #source: prozd #prozd #anime #ghost in the shell #death note #fullmetal alchemist #jjba #mha #studio ghibli

[charlietheepicwriter7]

Red Hood, holding Danny at gunpoint: So, you've finally arriv- What the hell are you wearing? Nightwing, wearing the Discowing outfit: It's my ass-kicking outfit, bitch!

#constantine jr au #source: prozd #c: red hood #c: danny fenton #c: nightwing #deaged danny fenton #all other backups were destroyed #not by danny #the universe (me) conspired to destroy all other nightwing costumes before this confrontation (because it's funny #dp x dc #dc x dp

[novelist-becca]

Belos: So you finally arrived— what the hell are you wearing?

Luz in her Azura cosplay: IT’S MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT, BITCH.

#the owl house #toh #owl house #luz noceda #Belos #emperor belos #the owl house incorrect quotes #source: prozd

[justsomefangirlie]

Random Thought:

(Incorrect quote edition)

Inspired by Prozd

Random villain: you’ve finally arrived- what the hell are you wearing?

Gambit: it’s Gambit’s ass kicking outfit, mon ami!

#random thought #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect xmen quotes #prozd #source: prozd #inspired by a Prozd skit #humor #xmen #x men 97 #xmen 97 #x-men 97 #marvel #gambit #remy lebeau #crop top #x men the animated series #meme humor

[needanevenbettername]

Ashley plays her music in the car.

Andrew: Hey, what's this from?

Ashley: Oh, it's a Japanese band called Nightmare.

Andrew: No, what's it from?

Ashley, embarrassed: ...Death Note.

#the coffin of andy and leyley incorrect quotes #tcoaal incorrect quotes #the coffin of andy and leyley #tcoaal #ashley graves #andrew graves #andrew x ashley #ashley x andrew #coffincest #gravecest #source: prozd #ashley doesn't want to admit to liking anime music

[biscuitttee]

Cyber Lin Kuei: So you finally... arrived. What the hell are you wearing?

MK3 Kuai Liang: It's my ass-kicking outfit, bitch!

#kuai liang #sub zero #mortal kombat #mk3 #fanart #incorrect quotes #source: prozd

[owchie-wowchie]

Ruth: Hey man, what's wrong? Richie: Emma Perkins fucked my uncle Ruth: C'mon Richie, you know better. No one would sleep with Paul. Richie: *starts freaking out* Ruth: Richie? You're sweating really bad... Emma from behind a tree: I fucked your uncle, shit lips!

#incorrect quote #hatchetfield #source: prozd #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #paul matthews #emma perkins #paulkins

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Engineer: *goggles shining eerily in a dimly lit room* Listen here, son. We have ways of making you talk- *the door creaks open, leaking sunlight in*

Pyro: *skips in with glee*

Engineer: Oh, Pyro, buddy, we're in the middle of some-

Pyro: *presents a crayon drawing*

Engineer: Oh my God, did you draw this?! That looks so good!

#source: prozd #TF2 Engineer #TF2 Pyro #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Richard: and this is my son... uuh, what was his name? Skid: ...dildoface Roy: MY NAME IS ROY!!! Richard: I'm pretty sure it's dildoface.

#source: prozd #not a submission #spooky month #spooky month incorrect quotes #spooky month incorrect quote #roy spooky month #skid spooky month #richard spooky month

[spicypepperjack]

*"Am I Dreaming" plays*

"Hey, what's this from?"

Me: Oh, it's from a band called Metro Boomin

"No, what's it from?"

Me: ...Across the Spider-Verse

#across the spiderverse #am i dreaming #metro boomin #spiderman #source: prozd #miles morales #ghostflower #gwen stacy

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Zag: Did you find the perp?

Francine: He used VPN software. We can’t track his IP.

Zag: In English, goddammit!

Francine: We can’t find his computer.

Zag: In French!

Francine: On ne trouve pas son ordinateur.

Zag: In Morse Code!

Francine: *Taps Morse Code beeper while covering her face*

#angel hare #incorrect quotes #angel zaggy #francine #source: prozd

[incorrecthifirush]

Kale: Did you find the defect?

Zanzo: He used VPN software. We can't track his IP.

Kale, slamming the desk: In English, goddamnit!

Zanzo: We can't find his computer.

Kale: In French!

Zanzo: On ne trouve pas son ordinateur.

Kale: In Morse Code!

Zanzo: *taps Morse Code beeper*

#hi-fi rush #Kale Vandelay #Zanzo #source: prozd

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

Cali: *trying to tell Flynn about her feelings while they’re watching fireworks*

Chill Bill commentating: Fireworks are in the air, Nighttime ambience, very opportune time for a confession…

Cali: Flynn I…

Broccoli Guy, also commentating: Is she gonna go for it?!

Chill Bill: AND SHE GOES FOR IT!…THIS MAY BE THE BEST CONFESSION SHE’S MADE-

Flynn, obviously: These fireworks are great huh?

Broccoli Guy: Ooh! Interference by fireworks, Flynn did not hear her!

Chill Bill: It was a very strong offensive on Cali’s part, but unfortunately her opponent is very dumb!

#skylanders #incorrect quotes #incorrect skylanders quotes #source: prozd #Broccoli Guy #Cali #Chill Bill #Flynn #shipping #calynn #submission

[megamanincorrectquotes]

Roll: Your mustache is gross!

Dr. Wily: Silence, hostage!

Dr. Wily:

Dr. Wily: Wait, really?

#source: prozd #mod jesse #megaman incorrect quotes #incorrect megaman quotes #incorrect quotes #megaman #mega man #incorrect megaman #incorrect mega man #roll #roll megaman #dr. wily #dr. wily megaman

[bumpsyp1ains]

mimic: so, you finally… arrived… what the hell are you wearing?

tangle, cosplaying as luffy: IT’S MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT BITCH

#whisper is standing beside her wondering why she let her wear that #sonic the hedgehog #sonic idw #idw sonic #tangle the lemur #mimic the octopus #incorrect quotes #source: prozd