#Source: Milo Murphy's Law

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Karkat, realising their genesis frog has cancer: YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB.

Kanaya: Yeah You Had The Same Job

#submission #source: milo murphy's law #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #karkat vantas #kanaya maryam #mod terezi #congratulations! it's a fuck-up!

[ladymiraclewings]

Pomni: So what do you think of the lemonade? Ragatha: It's um, really bad, Poms... Pomni: Yeah, maybe I should've used lemons

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #the amazing digital circus incorrect quotes #source: milo murphy's law #pomni #ragatha

[number-one-shadisper-shipper]

(The Chaotix are in the middle of an interrogation)

Suspect: What do you want?

Charmy: *yanks out cattle prod* We'll ask the questions, scumbag!

Vector: Charmy!!

Charmy: Just give me an excuse, punk!

Vector: Charmy, c'mon!

*Vector and Espio drag Charmy away. Charmy is still yelling threats*

Vector: Charmy, what the heck was that?!?

Charmy: Oh, I thought we were doing "Good Cop, Bad Cop"

Espio: Who were you, "Dangerously Unstable Cop"?!? And why do you have a cattle prod?

#source: milo murphy's law #incorrect quotes #sonic incorrect quotes #the chaotix #team chaotix #charmy bee #vector the crocodile #espio the chameleon #sonic #sonic posting #sonic the hedgehog

[lab-trash]

Marcus: So, how can I help you?

Kaz, taking out a cattle prod: We'll be asking the questions, scumbag!

Oliver: Kaz!

Kaz: Just give me an excuse, punk!

Chase, dragging him away with Oliver's help: Kaz, please!

Kaz: Let me at him!

Oliver: What the heck was that?!

Kaz: Oh, I, um... thought we were doing good cop bad cop.

Chase: And who are you, dangerously unstable cop? And why do you have a cattle prod?!

#source: milo murphy's law #lab rats elite force #lab rats #mighty med #chase davenport #incorrect quotes #kaz mm #kase #kaz lref #chaz #oliver mm #oliver lref #marcus davenport

[weirdkev27]

Dipper: Wait a moment, how did Soos learn that trick with the vending machine?

Mabel: A couple of kids showed it to him when he was a boy.

Dipper: But those kids were us!

Mabel: I know.

Dipper: So where did we learn it?

Mabel: Duh, Soos showed it to us.

Dipper: But where did he learn it?

Mabel: From some kids he met as a boy.

Dipper: But those kids where us!

Mabel: I know.

Dipper: So where did we learn it?

Mabel: From Soos.

Dipper: Yes but where did Soos learn it?

Mabel: From a couple of kids he met as a boy.

Dipper: BUT THOSE TWO KIDS-

#dipper pines #mabel pines #gravity falls #incorrect gravity falls quotes #source: milo murphy's law

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Mickey: Pluto is the greatest dog in the world! It's on his food bowl and everything!

Minnie: Is it?

(They look over at Pluto's food bowl, which has Chinese characters on it)

Mickey: I didn't know it was in Chinese when I ordered it.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect disney quotes #incorrect mickey mouse quotes #mickey mouse #minnie mouse #pluto #source: milo murphy's law

[incorrectmoonknight]

steven: you know, this is a lot of work for one person. could you do something?

jake: i could, and i am. i’m eating pistachios. and now i’m playing the harmonica. 

#source: milo murphy's law #moonknight #moon knight #steven grant #jake lockley #incorrectmoonknight

[incorrect-losers]

Ben: I really don’t like that guy

Mike: Wow I’ve never seen Ben so angry

Bev: I have, once some squirrels ran off with his sandwich

Ben: What do squirrels even want with tuna?! They never come across it in the wild!

Ben: It’s just weird!

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #ben hanscom #mike hanlon #beverly marsh #source: milo murphy's law

[incorrects-pmatga-quotes]

Pacster: Alright guys, time for Plan H! Cylindria: What about C through G? Pacster: I already went over them all in my head and they don't work.

#pac man and the ghostly adventures #pmatga #incorrect pmatga quotes #pmatga incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #pacster #cylindria #source: milo murphy's law

[alien-slushie]

Pidge, about keith: He may be a vampire, (which I still maintain he's not), but he's /our/ vampire!(Which I still maintain he's not.)

#source: milo murphy's law #incorrect voltron quotes #incorrect voltron legendary defenders quotes #keith kogane #pidge holt #katie holt #hes their emo fuck off/j

[incorrectinvaderzim]

Dib: I’m watching you, aliens. And I should warn you, I’ll never rest until all the world is safe. I even SLEEP with this trenchcoat on... Gaz: If you never rest, then how do you sleep? Dib: VERY RESTLESSLY.

#invader zim #incorrect invader zim #dib membrane #gaz membrane #source: milo murphy's law

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dirk: It's like my boyfriend always says, "You can put lipstick on a pig"

*silence*

Dirk: What? You can.

#submission #source: milo murphy's law #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dirk strider #mod terezi #well #he's not wrong

[ladymiraclewings]

Gyomei Himejima: Lightning never strikes twice! Genya Shinazugawa: Zenitsu has been struck twice.  Zenitsu Agatsuma: Both times on my birthday.

#demon slayer #demon slayer incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #kimetsu no yaiba #gyomei himejima #zenitsu agatsuma #genya shinazugawa #source: milo murphy's law

[totallycorrectfostershome]

Bloo: So what do you think of the lemonade? Mac: It's, um, really bad, Bloo. Bloo: Yeah, maybe I should've used lemons.

#foster's home for imaginary friends #incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends #blooregard q. kazoo #mac #source: milo murphy's law

[lab-trash]

Leo: Wait, why aren't you guys screaming!?! Chase: We find it doesn't help. Just hurts the larynx.

#source: milo murphy's law #lab rats elite force #lab rats #chase davenport #leo dooley

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: Ok, could be worse.

Steve: How? How could this be worse?

Wade: Well, you could accidentally get your head caught in a helicopter door that flies you out over the ocean, where it drops you straight into a pod of ravenous orca that rip you apart, leaving nothing but your bones for the hungry crabs in the inky depths at the bottom of the ocean!

Steve: Wow. I mean…

Clint: Yeah, I’m… I’m not sure how to respond to that.

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