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incorrectquotesmcu · 22 hours
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Steve: That’s why we needed to get an expert.
Y/N: Oh really? Who did you get?
Steve, staring: …
Y/N: Oh! Right, that’s me... yes.
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lesbicosmos · 2 days
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gaius, about arthur: he'll be fine! he's the once and future king!
merlin: That's just what he's called, it doesn't mean he actually knows what he's doing!
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zukkaart · 30 days
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Ozai: We engineered a psychopath to kill you
Sokka: Totally married him
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terry-perry · 23 days
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Y/N: God knows where he is right now, but I promise you, he's doing whatever the hell he wants and not giving a damn about me! And I'm just fine with that. Charlie: Y/N- Y/N: When you love the Radio Demon, it's like loving the stars themselves. You don't expect a sunset to admire you back. And if I happen to find myself in danger, let me tell you, Alastor is not stupid enough, or sentimental enough, and he is certainly not in love enough to find himself standing in it with me! (Turns around and locks eyes with Alastor) Y/N: ... Alastor: Hello sweetie...
POV: You're Alastor's estranged partner who hasn't seen him in the 7 years he was gone and visited the hotel when you heard the rumors he was staying there.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 6 months
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Paladin: Rogue's not your friend. You keep trying to kill them. Barbarian: They keep trying to kill me. Sort of our texting. Been at it for ages.
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Dazai: You're going to help me?
Chuuya: Well, yeah why wouldn't I?
Dazai:... Did you hit your head slug? It's because I-
Chuuya: What, because you left me? Because you betrayed the Port Mafia. Because you betrayed my trust, you betrayed our partnership, you betrayed everything I stood for. And you let me down.
Dazai:... Yeah, that... So why...?
Chuuya: amused Why? What, do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference? Idiot Mackerel, maybe you're the one who hit your head.
Dazai: stunned, smiles... Yeah, maybe I did.
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Astarion, looking at a painting of himself: Well, that’s rubbish. Who’s that supposed to be?
Tav: Well, that’s you.
Astarion: Me!? Is that what I look like!?
Tav: You don’t know?
Astarion, sarcastically: Busy day.
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Shen Qingqiu, Shen Jiu, and Shen Yuan are all in the same room
Shang Qinghua: Hold up there’s three of you?
Liu Qingge: Three Shen-Shidis...
Luo Binghe:
Luo Binghe: I can’t tell you what I’m thinking right now.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 3 months
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When Heavy tells his mother about his new boyfriend:
Mama Heavy: *nervousited* Do you trust this… Fritz?
Heavy: I absolutely trust him.
Mama Heavy: *sighs in relief* He’s not some kind of maniac, then?
Heavy: *clears throat awkwardly*
Mama Heavy: *narrows her eyes* Misha-
Heavy: …I absolutely trust him.
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unicornblossom13 · 1 month
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Aventurine: Do you think I’m pretty?
Ratio: No, you’re too short and bossy and your nose is all funny.
Aventurine: Good enough.
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ouatsqincorrect · 6 months
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Snow, about Emma: She'll be fine, she's the Savior!
Regina: That's just what she's called, it doesn't mean she actually knows what she's doing.
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terry-perry · 24 days
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Charlie: You are the demon who loves Alastor. Y/N: Yes, I am. I've never denied it. But whoever said he loved me back? He's the Radio Demon. He doesn't go around falling in love with souls. And if you think he's anything that small, or that ordinary, then you haven't the first idea of what you're dealing with.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 6 months
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Wizard: It's said whoever owns the MacGuffin must surely die. Rogue: Well, that's true of anything if you wait long enough…
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Stiles: "Look, I don't mean to be rude, but you died."
Derek's ghost: "Yes, I know. I was there."
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 4 months
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JOHN: are you from space?
KARKAT: OF COURSE I'M NOT, YOU QUARTER WIT.
JOHN: oh.
KARKAT: NOBODY'S FROM SPACE. I'M FROM A PLANET LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
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Bad Guy™️: The anger of a good man is not a problem. Good men have rules.
Stiles: Good men don’t need rules. And you don’t want to find out why I have so many.
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