Steve: HEY!!
Steve: Happy New Year!
Bucky: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Steve: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Y/N: Merry Thanksgiving.
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Furina: according to the judgement of That Fucking Machine
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Jiang Cheng: Wuxian just told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.
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Y'know, I think Hermaeus Mora looks chewy.
The Last Dragonborn, probably
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Lucius: Narcissa, your sister is such an interesting creature and i mean that in the most negative way possible
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Warriors: People who sleep without socks on are weird.
Legend: People who sleep WITH socks aren't to be trusted!
Time: People who sleep are weird.
Hyrule: ....I was a sock once.
Fable: *opens the door*
Fable:
Fable: Why are you all in my closet. No, scratch that. HOW DID YOU GET IN?!
Legend: Portal.
BONUS:
Sky sleepily: What are you guys doing..?
Warriors, Legend, Hyrule and Time look up from where they were holding a sock up like a sacrifice: …
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Stanley: You're a fucking liar.
The Narrator: What, I can't even lie to you anymore?
The Narrator: You're so demanding.
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[after Kaminari got done blowing up the the group chat]
Sero: I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for you though. Or sorry that happened.
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"Are you perhaps mentally impaired?"
- Serial Designation J, to N at some point
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Warlock: A little blasphemy never hurt anyone!
Cleric: Neither did a little religion!
Warlock: A little religion is a cult, Cleric.
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Peter, holding a candle: Test smell.
Natasha: Smell test.
Y/N: Now for the taste test.
Natasha: What?
Y/N, after taking a bite out of the candle: Yup! Sure tastes.
Natasha:
Natasha, to herself: This is my child, and who I chose to marry… what the fuck is wrong with me?
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Furina: Neuvillette has a type and it's apparently emo-ass old men
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Wei Wuxian: I'm sorry, but this time I can't do as you say.
Jiang Cheng: What do you mean "this time"? You've never done what I have said once since I've known you.
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Donnie: Fun fact! Santa is actually Turkish.
Casey: I knew that son of a bitch was a turkey.
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Bellatrix, to Draco: You may have disappointed Lucius, but I for one could not be prouder
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