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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 months
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Y/N: You’re cute when you’re angry.
Natasha: [glares at them]
Y/N: But not when you’re angry with me.
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[Derek and Stiles arguing] Scott: What’s going on? Eli: Mom and Dad are fighting. Scott: Who’s winning?
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mamaspidershit · 4 months
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Natasha, to Peter: When I was your age, I— wait, I can’t tell that story. It’s wildly inappropriate. Which, oddly enough, is my point. Don’t you want wildy inappropriate stories that you can’t tell your children?
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 6 months
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Cleric: Did you set your hair on fire again? Sorcerer: [smoke pouring out from behind them] No, that was just one time. It’s just that I’m so good looking, I’m literally smoking hot.
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incorrect-multiverse · 8 months
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Lucifer: Alright, so you and I are married.
Chloe: We are not married.
Lucifer: It’s pretend.
Chloe: I don’t want to pretend.
Lucifer: Scared you’ll like it?
Chloe: Okay, if we’re married, I want a divorce.
Suspect: Are you two like this all the time?
Both: Yes.
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incorrectbatfam · 2 years
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Kyle: Alright, so you and I are married.
Jason: We are not married.
Kyle: Relax, it's just pretend.
Jason: I don't wanna pretend.
Kyle, grinning: Scared you'll like it?
Jason: Okay, if we're married, I want a divorce.
Dick: Are you two like this all the time?
Jason and Kyle: Yes.
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nixster627 · 5 months
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Nie Huaisang: If you don't want to look at wedding venues this weekend just say so.
Jiang Cheng: I don't want to look at wedding venues this weekend.
Nie Huaisang: Too bad!
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team-iceflower · 5 months
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Ruby: Oooh you're jealous!
Weiss: In your dreams.
Ruby: Actually, in my dreams you're never jealous! You just join in an-
Weiss: *Shoves a bagel in Ruby's mouth*
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sariahsue · 4 months
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Chat Noir: You’re cute when you’re angry.
Ladybug: [glares]
Chat Noir: ...but not when you’re angry with me.
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Daphne: You called Benedict for help but not me?
Eloise: Well, when you have a crazy idea, you don’t call the voice of reason.
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sonseulsoleil · 1 year
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Dirk: Alright, so you and I are married.
Todd: We are NOT married.
Dirk: Relax, it's just pretend.
Todd: I don't wanna pretend.
Dirk: Scared you'll like it?
Todd: Okay, if we're married, I want a divorce.
Hobbs: Are those two like this all the time?
Farah: Yes.
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Markus: and then he called her a—
Markus: *looks at Alice*
Markus: B-I-T-C-H.
Kara: ..she can spell.
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kibo-ichiro · 1 year
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Penelope: I can’t leave you alone for five minutes.
Callisto: Does this mean no hug?
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Stiles: Well, guess this is it.
Peter: Oh, it doesn't have to be. We could, uh, go to dinner, debrief each other.
Stiles: Why, Peter? So I can be another one of your consequests?
Peter: Or I can be one of yours.
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Mikey: I know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.
Leo: Believe me, we've thought about it.
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Vi: You’re cute when you’re angry.
Caitlyn: *glaresj
Vi: ...but not when you're angry with me.
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