#Source: Calvin and hobbes

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Paul: Well, look who's up! Good morning Sleepyhead. You've missed the best part of the day. I've been up since 6:30 getting many things accomplished.

Richie: At least when I have a day off, I can tell the difference.

Paul: I just know some nurse switched the bassinets.

#submission #source: calvin and hobbes #incorrect quotes #starkid #incorrect starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #incorrect tgwdlm #nerdy prudes must die #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #paul matthews #richie lipschitz

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: Hey Father, remember the Batmobile?

Bruce: Why sure.

Bruce: Wait a minute. What do you mean "remember"?

#source: calvin and hobbes #damian wayne #robin #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[goodomensbutwrong]

Aziraphale: Hey Crowley, remember the Bentley?

Crowley: Yeah, angel, of course.

Crowley:

Crowley: Wait a minute. What do you mean “remember"?

#good omens #source: calvin and hobbes #incorrect good omens #neil gaiman #incorrect quotes #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #david tennant #michael sheen #good omens tv #aziracrow #otp: ineffable #ineffable partners #good omens 2

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Colin: Your polls are slipping, boyo. Better get with it.

Isaac: Bruv, being captain isn't an elected position. I don't have to respond to polls.

Dani: Not elected? You mean you can govern with dictatorial impunity?

Isaac: Exactly.

Moe: In short, open revolt and exile is the only hope for change.

Isaac: I don't like the direction this conversation is going.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect ted lasso #ted lasso #isaac mcadoo #colin hughes #dani rojas #moe bumbercatch #source: calvin and hobbes

[amostexcellentblog]

Maverick: Somewhere in communist Russia, I'll bet there's a little boy who's never known anything but censorship and oppression.

Maverick: But maybe he's heard about America, and he dreams of living in this land of freedom and opportunity. Someday I'd like to meet that little boy...

Maverick: AND TELL HIM THE AWFUL TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!!!

Iceman: Maverick, be quiet and eat the stupid lima beans, you're setting a bad example for Bradley.

#icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #source: calvin and hobbes

[celaenaeiln]

Clark: No luck?

Bruce: Ofcourse not! How am I supposed to find a stuffed elephant in the middle of the woods at night?! Why can’t Dick keep track of his toys?!

Bruce: I must be crazy to be out here.

Clark: *searching too* ZIIIIITTKAAAAA

Bruce:

Clark: *embarrassed* whoops heh heh

Bruce: *pointing a flashlight in his face* I may be crazy but I’m not as crazy as you.

#bruce wayne #batman #clark kent #superman #dick grayson #robin dick grayson #batfam incorrect quotes #source: calvin and hobbes

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph: You love me right? Mona Lisa: Yes. Raph: What if I did something bad? I mean, like, REALLY bad? Mona Lisa: What did you do? Raph: Are you sure you'd still love me though? Mona Lisa: WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: calvin and hobbes #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #raphael #mona lisa #ramona

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Strilondes at the museum dinosaur exhibit

ROXY: wat kind of dinosaur did u say this was

DAVE: its a stegosaurus

ROXY: he looks pretty ferocioucs!

DAVE: no he was a plant eater the tail spikes were for self defense

ROXY: o. did tyrannosaurus fight these

DAVE: god no of course not tyrannosaurus came millions of years later

DAVE: look try not to embarrass me when we go inside ok

DIRK: Why are we going here if he already knows everything?

#submission #source: Calvin and Hobbes #paleontology autism fucking ACTIVATE #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #roxy lalonde #dave strider #dirk strider

[incorrect-losers]

Ben: Life could be worse, Stanley

Stan: Life could be a lot better too

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #ben hanscom #stan uris #stanley uris #source: calvin and hobbes

[team-iceflower]

Weiss: Wow, the world looks brand new...

Ruby: *holds out her hand* Lets go explore it.

#rwby #ruby rose #whiterose #weiss schnee #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #rwby memes #source: calvin and hobbes

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Trevor: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everyone is ad-libbing their lines.

Ruth: Maybe that's why it's hard to tell if we're in a tragedy or a farce.

Trevor: We need more special effects and dance numbers.

#submission #source: calvin and hobbes #incorrect quotes #starkid #incorrect starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #trevor lipschitz #ruth fleming

[spacefinch]

Moomin: Papa, what causes wind? Moominpappa: Trees sneezing: Moomin: Really?? Moominpappa: No, but the truth is more complicated. Later... Moomin, to Snufkin: The trees are really sneezing today.

#moomins #incorrect quotes #moomin #moominpappa #snufkin #source: calvin and hobbes #it fucken wimdy

[incorrect-malfoys]

Draco: Hey father, remember my Nimbus 2001?

Lucius: Yes, Draco, of course

Lucius: Wait a minute. What do you mean 'remember'?

#incorrect harry potter quotes #draco malfoy #lucius malfoy #source: calvin and hobbes

[icebear4president]

America: Your polls are slipping, Dad. Better get with it.

England: America, being your dad isn’t an elected position. I don’t have to respond to polls.

America: Not elected? You mean you can govern with dictatorial impunity?

England: Exactly.

America: In short, open revolt and exile is the only hope for change?

England: I don’t like the direction this conversation is taking.

#hws america #hws england #hetalia incorrect quotes #source: calvin and hobbes

[amostexcellentblog]

Maverick: Bradley, since your Pops is sick, tonight I'll be cooking dinner.

10 Year-Old Bradley: You know how to cook?

Maverick: Of course! As you can see I managed to feed myself for several years between your dad moving in with your mom and me moving in with Ice.

10 Year-Old Bradley: Pops says you just ate frozen waffles and canned soup every day for 5 years.

Maverick: Well, your Pops wasn't there so he wouldn't know. Now do me a favor and get the can opener and maple syrup.

#icemav #pete mitchell #bradley bradshaw #tom kazansky #top gun maverick #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #source: calvin and hobbes

[tf2incorrectquotes]

8 year old!Bidwell: *holding a (crayon covered) clipboard in one hand and a baby Scout in the other* Your polls are slipping, ma. Better get with it.

Scout & Bidwell’s Mom: *chuckles to herself as she washes the dishes* Jeffery, being your mother is not an elected position. I don't have to respond to polls!

12 year old!Bidwell: *wide eyed* Not elected? You mean you can govern with dictatorial impunity?!

Scout & Bidwell’s Mom: Exactly!

12 year old!Bidwell: *ominously* In short, open revolt and exile is the only hope for change?

Scout & Bidwell’s Mom: *slowly places a plate down* I don't like the direction this conversation is taking.

#source: calvin and hobbes #TF2 Mr Bidwell #TF2 Scout's Mom #TF2 Scout #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes