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7ndipity · 1 day
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Y/n: what do you think of the theory that you're secretly a demon?
Yoongi: oh I love it. It might be true.
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puppy-coded · 1 year
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girls when their favorite character:
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ndekvart · 2 months
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“Anakin, with all due respect, what the fuck??”
This is THEIR incorrect quote.
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incorrecthatchetfield · 3 months
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Prof Hidgens: My criminal record? The only crime I've committed was killing it on the dance floor. haha.
Prof Hidgens: Well, no, actually. I have killed a man.
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uncorrectintamed · 3 months
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Wen Qing: What do you think of the theory that you're secretly a demon.
Wei Wuxian: I love it. It may be true.
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Fili: Fili. At your service.
Bilbo: Nice to meet you, I’m Bilbo.
Kili: HEY HOW’S IT GOING MAN?
Bilbo: …
Fili: You got a name?
Kili: I'M KILI.
Fili: Is this your first time meeting somebody? Why are you so weird right now?
Kili: YOOOOOO.
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incorrect-spiderverse · 10 months
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*Miles, Pavitr, and Hobie in a haunted house*
Hobie: "If you want to eat my heart turn that light on!"
*nothing happens*
Pavitr: "I think the demon's a wimp"
Miles: "You both have lost your minds"
Pavitr: "Wanna lie on the Pentagram?"
Hobie: "Hell yeah"
*cut to Hobie and Pavitr lying on the Pentagram*
Hobie: "Here we go!"
Miles: "They're crazy"
Hobie: "Rock and roll buckaroo!"
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tf2incorrectquotes · 5 months
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Heavy: *smiling dreamily* I always saw Doktor as a kind of funny little man.
Sniper: He’s a fucking nutter, Heavy.
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ellies-enrichment · 10 months
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theyre talking about joel :(
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incorrect-fnaf-quotes · 3 months
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*During the fire*
Scraptrap: *Panicked yelling in the background*
Henry: This is one of the best days of my life.
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epicwaitwhat · 1 month
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Odysseus: This is the worst, this is the worst
Hermes: *singing Mamma Mia unintelligibly*
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emmikay · 9 months
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Rum Tum Tugger: People are suspecting my boyfriend is a demon, and I'm here to finally set the record straight.
Rum Tum Tugger: He is. Let's move on.
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toointofiction · 1 year
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Alex in hell:
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incorrect-tbhk · 2 months
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Mitsuba: I want someone to take me out
Kou: Like on a date or an exorcism
Mitsuba: Surprise me
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batfamhyperfixation · 9 months
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*Jason and Tim fighting Harvey Dent*
Jason: I'm trying to think of a good lawyer joke, cause lawyers, nobody likes them, right? *Harvey Dent offended gasp in the background*
Tim, sarcastic but amuzed: No, you're doing great, this is some good stuff, yeah
Jason, after finishing tying them up, pausing and turning to Tim: You got a good lawyer joke?
Tim: No, actually, I was kinda just watching
Jason, looking at a still clearly upset tied up Harvey Dent: Look, we haven't toured the Borscht Belt, we aren't comedians, we're just a couple of assholes
*them walking away leaving Harvey and all his henchmen tied up to be picked up by the police*
Harvey: those two are my least favorite, at least the little angry one doesn't add insult to injury
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tf2incorrectquotes · 23 days
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Soldier: FRIENDS MURDER EACHOTHER ALL THE TIME!
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