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#Source: Attack on Titan
thetopichot · 2 months
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Auron: I've made my peace with what that says about me. You have no idea what it's like. They know what a shitty person I am but they still smile at me.
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Conor: Hey, Jolivet? Jolivet: No. Conor: I haven't said anything yet.
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Natasha: Don't take this the wrong way, but I didn't think you were all that into girls
Steve: Well, since we're on the subject, I didn't think you were all that into guys
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jasonsthunderthighs · 2 years
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Robin!Tim: Jason! Let's talk this over!
Jason: If I agree to talk, would you all agree to die?!
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Alice: Hey Sel?
Sel: No.
Alice: I haven’t even said anything yet.
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se-mia-bstract · 2 years
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cait: don’t take this the wrong way but i didn’t think you were all that into girls
jayce: well now we’re on the subject i didn’t think you were all that into guys
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this-is-krikkit · 10 months
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kidnapper: so i have your kid
levi, quietly readying his weapons: which one? i have like seven
kidnapper: the loud, annoying one who won't shut up
levi, sighing: again, which one? that description fits... wait, do you have my kid or do you have my wife??
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aotincorrectquotes · 4 months
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*arguing*
Hanji: *takes off glasses* I don't want to see you right now
Levi: ??
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stardust948 · 5 months
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Jean: What’s this?
Levi: An invitation to my wedding.
Jean: Aren’t you already married to Hanji-san?
Mikasa: Are you two renewing your vows or something?
Levi: We were never married!
Connie: Seriously? Like at all?
Levi: Who in here thought Hanji and I were a married couple this whole time?
Everyone: *raises their hands*
Levi:
Levi, without turning around: Hanji put your hand down.
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incorrectbatfam · 2 years
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Damian: Where are we going?
Jason: My place. You can sleep on the couch.
Damian: I am not sleeping on the couch!
Jason: Fine, you can sleep on the stove.
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Barnaby, Wally, Sally, Eddie and Julie are playing "Zombies." Barnaby is "It" and has pinned Wally:
Wally: I think one got me.
Barnaby: *playfully "bites" Wally's head*
Wally: *from inside Barnaby's mouth* Yep, it definitely got me.
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dejecteddesires · 2 months
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Eren: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Armin: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Eren: Death is a social construct.
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geegers22 · 3 months
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Levi: Armin, what are you doing?
Armin: I was just looking at something outside
Ymir: He was looking at Eren
Everyone: ARMIN LIKES EREN
Annie: He does not!
Everyone: ANNIE LIKES ARMIN
Bertholdt: She does not!
Everyone: BERTHOLDT LIKES ANNIE
Reiner: He does not!
Everyone: REINER LIKES BERTHOLDT
Ymir: *laughing* He does not!
Everyone: YMIR LIKES REINER
Levi: NOBODY LIKES REINER!
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venuscruel · 3 months
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Reminder that Annie talks in her sleep
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Sasha: *smirks* So, Eren, va-va-va-voom, huh?
Eren: What?
Connie: *wiggling his eyebrows* Last night, with Captain Levi.
Eren: *playing it cool* What are you talking about?
Sasha: Oh, oh, we get it, play dumb. We can play dumb.
Connie: *nods*
Jean: Play? You could manage the team.
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pengnin · 23 days
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