#Someone give this man a hug

[royalarchivist]

Pac: I said, "Hey, let's do something fun, you know? Let's kidnap the [Federation] baker!" And we are kind of like, locked up, and [Richarlyson's] even sadder now, right? Phil: I can put my hand through the bars. Pac: [Laughs] Can I ho– Please save us! Phil: Do you miss human touch, Pac? Pac: Yeah, I miss human touch. Phil: I'm here for you. [...] We can smuggle things into jail. [To Richarlyson] It's okay, mate. Pac: Can you smuggle me a cellphone?* I know information is power here.

Phil visits Pac and Richarlyson in jail.

* Pac's quote here is a direct reference to Fuga Impossivel, where Cell (Cellbit) had a cellphone he used to threaten people with his "contacts from the outside." (In reality, the phone had no signal, but that's how he earned his name "Cell")

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Pac: Richarlyson feeling a little bit sad 'because 'cus he's locked up, you know? That's why he's using a different kind of hat.

Phil: Oh, Jesus Christ. Wait– why's Richarlyson's [happiness] bar gone down?

Pac:Yeah, 'because 'cus he's unhappy, 'cus, well, we kind of like, got locked up, and it's his birthday today, and he's feeling a little bit sad about like, growing up, you know?

Phil: Is that why he's got a different cow head on?

Pac: Yeah, yeah, and to try to help him, I said, "Hey, let's do something fun, you know? Let's kidnap the baker!" And we are kind of like, locked up, and he's even sadder now, right? [Richarlyson shakes his head] Yeah, but look – jail is fun!

Phil: I can put my hand through the bars.

Pac: [Laughs] Can I ho– Please save us!

Phil: Do you miss human touch, Pac?

Pac: Yeah, I miss human touch.

Phil: I'm here for you. [Cracks up]

Pac: I miss human touch. Oh my god, a hand! Richas, you want to touch a hand? Touch uncle Phil hand. [Laughs]

Phil: Yeah, right here.

Pac: Touch it, Richas! Connect with every–

Phil: I can get you out, I can get you out, I don't know if I'll get punished though, but we'll see. [Laughs]

Pac: I don't think you're going to get punished. [He looks at Richarlyson] Right? [Richarlyson shakes his head, holding a camera] There's nothing wrong about setting two persons out of the jail.

Phil: Yeah, I feel like you've learned your lesson, right?

Pac: Yeah, I won't try to kidnap the baker.

Phil: Oh, Richarlyson wants you to take a photo of, like, hands touching, I think.

Pac: Oh. Ok, let me...

[They stand there, holding hands in silence until Richarlyson takes a photo, then they burst into laughter.]

Pac: Well, Richas, you wanna do the same? I can take a picture of you! I just need a paper. [Pac checks his inventory] ...I don't have any papers, if you have one?

Phil: [Still cracking up as he holds hands with Richarlyson]

Pac: I need the paper, Richarlyson!

Phil: I have paper, there you go.

Pac: Oh, thank you.

Phil: We can smuggle things into jail. [To Richarlyson] It's okay, mate.

Pac: Look! [Laughs and throws Phil the photo] Can you smuggle me a cellphone?* I know information is power here.

Phil: I can – hold on, let me see, let me see...

Pac: Maybe like a cellphone? Or maybe a gaming setup so me and Richarlyson could put some gaming in here, you know, so we can play games?

Phil: I can – I could just break you out. [Laughs] But it's up to you – do you want to be out?

Pac: Yeah, if – Richas, you want to get out of this prison? I know it's bigger and better than our house. Look at the size of this, Phil! You wanna, like–

[Richarlyson breaks the jail bars and lets himself out, then replaces the bars to keep Pac inside]

Phil: [Dying]

Pac: ALL ALONG? Wait – we have been in here for the past 15 minutes, Richas! Oh my god. Ok, ok, I'm done, I'm done. I'm just gonna stay here. I'm just gonna stay here. [Pac walks to a corner of the cell and sits down facing the wall]

Phil: [Still wheeze-laughing] Dude...

Pac: I'm just gonna stay here.

Phil: I can't– [wheezes] I can't break these blocks, he's locked us in!

Pac: RICHARLYSON–

#Pactw #Philza #Richarlyson #QSMP #Phil #Pac #I gasped when he said the cellphone line #I was also a little bit 😒 when Phil first said that touch line but they turned that into a cute thing rather than a cursed thing #I mean I could definitely see q!Pac being a lil bit touch-starved since half the Favela is missing and his kid was missing for a long time #and Mike is STILL missing #someone give this man a hug #Anyways I NEED Cellbit to come back so he and Pac can finally have a talk about that. And Purgatory. And everything really #November 30 2023 #Phil was offline when this happened btw #This is another one of those clips where I was like ''yes this is a bit long but it's better to keep it in one clip than split it up'' #Q

[slaymiedrysdale]

Kinda crazy how these are like a month apart.

#luke hughes #nhl #hockey #nj devils #hughes brothers #quinn hughes #jack hughes #how does he look more sickly than he did before #the Quinn Hughes effect #someone give this man a hug #he’s so perf #how does his nose look so different in every picture of him

[owlsie-hoot]

"How are we supposed to just..."

"Carry on without them? Haven't a damn clue. Take comfort in those we do have, I suppose? There's also whisky?"

04.03

#acgas 2020 #all creatures great and small #siegfried farnon #audrey hall #acgas spoiler #don't know if this set makes sense to people #because I linked the whisky comment with Siegfried's loneliness he's experiencing this series #Tristan is gone and Audrey is with Gerald #James and Helen are of course their own family #so he is left with... Carmody at the moment #thanks for breaking my heart into pieces acgas #and thanks Sam West for all the nuances in Siegfried's expression #someone give this man a hug #and someone make Siegfried TALK ABOUT HIS FEELINGS FFS

[zomboire]

colored sketch of mike afton :B

#art #artwork #drawing #illustration #digital #fanart #fnaf #five nights at freddy’s #mike afton #michael afton #afton family #purple guy #someone give this man a hug #daisydoodles

[wickedwitchofthewesninski]

Client: I'll have a martini, dry

Desmond Miles, on his first day bartending after escaping a cult, looking at all the wet ingredients under the bar counter: uuuhh... I don't know how to tell you this, buddy...

#desmond miles #desmond miles my baby #assasins creed #asscreed #Desmond miles deserved better #someone give this man a hug #and a break

[kneelingshadowsalome]

I'm sorry this is super angsty and sad…!

König and the things he's heard when trying to date women:

"You're too clingy. If you're looking for a mom then maybe go hook up with some other girl."

"You're too eager, it's making me uncomfortable."

"Let me give it to you straight, I mean someone has to… The way you brought me flowers and then tried to get into my pants? Sorry but you're a walking red flag. You really need to work on yourself."

"You're a very nice guy, but I already found someone :)"

"Military...? Ahahah, sorry, but no." *leaves table*

"I'm sorry. You're just not my type."

"I'm sorry, that's just… You're too big." *doesn't even stay for the night*

And the worst of it happened when he was on the brink of cumming inside this cute girl who finally smiled at him and allowed him to go in without a condom, when their gazes locked for a moment and he asked: "Can I be your boyfriend…?"

"Oh König… I already have a boyfriend."

After the session, she just pulled up her briefs and pulled down her skirt and gave him a pat on the chest. "Don't worry big boy. I'm sure you'll find someone nice soon!"

#someone give this man a hug

[uluvjay]

Trevor saying Jamie’s trade doesn’t feel real🥹

#uluvjay talks #trevor zegras #nhl #someone give this man a hug #jamie I’m omw to get you and take you back to Z #jamie drysdale

[0spookymoth0]

Currently reading through the Cosmos arc and ngl,the idea that Discord is a traumatized abuse survivor whose coping badly adds some really dark connotations to his behavior in show that isn't discussed enough tbh.

#my little pony #mlp discord #mlp fim #cosmos #like yikes #someone give this man a hug #tw abuse

[raemeansnothing]

*crushes his spine*

lil basterd got me all obsessed

Ok but legit check out this fic by @threestripeslider it's insane and deserves more love!

(Have a look at their blog too! They make sick art and reblog stuff from other f!leo fics!)

#rottmnt #rise tmnt #rise of the tmnt #tmnt fandom #rise Leonardo #rise fanart #tmnt fanart #peepaw Leonardo #odd man out #someone give this man a hug #and maybe a therapist #god he's so sad #makes me wanna swaddle him up in blankets #then chuck him off a roof #digital art #my art #art

[dimigo-cromwell]

Losing oneself in their battle

Writing type: Prompt

Pairing: Xiao x GN!Reader

Tags: Killing genshin monsters but not detailed :O

"You should not have followed me, mortal."

With the Lantern Rite in full move, the presence of monsters seemed to escalate, troubling Xiao more than ever. Xiao found himself locked in ceaseless combat throughout the past nights, seeking solace only within the familiar confines of the Wangshu Inn. Yet, even there, the looming threat of nearby monsters cast a pall over the sanctuary, prompting urgent warnings from the innkeepers. Amidst the cold embrace of the night, Xiao grappled with the relentless torment of his Ceramic Debt, its insistent ache gnawing at his very being.

In the shadow of the inn, an open field bore witness to Xiao's valiant struggle against a small band of hilichurls, a few mitachurls and slimes. Each slam of his spear tore through the earth, sending patches of dirt flying with each resounding impact. Rocks were hurled, and slimes burst into a flurry of gelatinous fragments, the cacophony of battle drowning out all else. Lost in the tumult, Xiao's grip on reality began to slip, the distinction between friend and foe blurring amidst the chaos.

From the inn's vantage point, you and a few others watched in horror as Xiao fought with unmatched ferocity. Concern etched upon your faces, you exchanged worried glances, something was off about Xiao. Despite facing only a few mere monsters, Xiao appeared exhausted, his movements erratic and seemingly fuelled by an insatiable hunger for battle. Even with his mask on, his mental fatigue was evident, a stark contrast to his typically fast and concentrated fighting style.

Racing through the night, you charged towards the battlefield, each step kicking up dirt and dust. As you drew closer, the sounds of battle grew louder, the clash of steel mingling with the desperate cries of combat until suddenly it all stopped. And then, as if emerging from the darkness itself, you stumbled upon the scene unfolding before you.

It was in this frenzied state that Xiao abruptly halted, his spear poised perilously close to your face. Fear etched upon your features, you held your breath, hands raised in a desperate gesture of surrender. Before you could utter a word, Xiao's sharp interjection pierced the silence, a stark reminder of the danger lurking within his turmoil. Yet, even as he cautioned you, his spear remained unwavering, casting a shadow of uncertainty over the encounter.

"Xiao, it's me," you stammered, your voice trembling with trepidation. But before you could utter another word, Xiao's attention was drawn to the distant glow of lanterns ascending into the night sky from Wangshu Inn. "Xiao, the battle is over," you implored gently as you followed his gaze, your words a beacon of reason amidst the chaos. "You've protected us all. The fight is over.".

Slowly, as if emerging from a haze, Xiao's gaze cleared, taking in the aftermath of the skirmish surrounding them. The once-bustling field now lay barren, the echoes of conflict fading into the night. With a heavy sigh, Xiao reluctantly lowered his spear, his gaze meeting yours. As you extended a tentative hand towards him, urging him to return with you, his internal struggle flared anew, forcing him to claw at his head. His eyes squeezing shut as his breath speeds up again.

A part of him yearned to flee, to escape the battlefield before he inadvertently harmed those around him, including you. Yet, before he could retreat into the safety of solitude and flee any confrontation, you switched to a sudden embrace, catching him off guard. For a moment, he hesitated, the weight of his burden threatening to overwhelm him. As you clung to him amidst the chill of the night, Xiao felt a flicker of warmth stir within him. His spear slipped out of his hands as he moves to hug you back, dissolving into gentle particles before it could hit the ground.

"Let's go," he murmured softly as he leans into you, his voice barely audible above the whisper of the wind.

#xiao #xiao genshin #xiao x reader #gn reader #writing prompt #headcanon #someone give this man a hug #oh wait I just made you do that LOL

[jessoloslemons]

I don't think anyone has seen John Dory cry.

Not because he's good at masking things up

It's just that he doesn't cry anymore. He tells himself he can't.

Because it's pathetic and useless - it shows imperfection. He can't show that

Because if he isn't perfect, he's nothing.

#dreamworks trolls #john dory trolls #he's a fucking perfectionist #someone give this man a hug #the eldest brother #feeling silly

[mtf-delta5]

A morning doodle

#Someone give this man a hug #mw2 #mw2 ghost #Someone take these characters away from me I’m becoming f e r a l for them. #GhostSoap #ghost x soap #soap/ghost #soap mw2 #Art by me

[cluelessbees]

I KNOW WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS MOMENT BEFORE BUT LIKE

Finn is insane here- idk the way you can see that Mike is going through a million emotions??

He knows he can’t just tell El he loves her and he’s knows it’s more complicated than that but he can’t tell Will (for obvious reasons) and it’s eating him alive.

#byler #stranger things #mike wheeler #someone give this man a HUG

[matthew-macfadyen-gifs]

Ripper Street

Season 1, Episode 6 - Extras (Sad Puppy Dog Reid Edition)

#ripper street #edmund reid #matthew macfadyen #tvgifs #tvedit #tv #perioddramagifs #perioddramaedit #perioddrama #period drama #victorian #british tv #british actors #oh sweet edmund you just look so sad sometimes #someone give this man a hug #i just adore him guh

[thekingofspin]

This song. is izzy's point of view about Ed. I don't make the rules it's just the truth.

#ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands #israel hands #blackbeard #edizzy #edward teach #ed teach #izzy deserves the world #someone give this man a hug #olivia rodrigo #the grudge

[artisfaction]

I love how Nope brought us the concept of a 'bad miracle', even if anything bad happening can't be labeled as a miracle per se. By definition, a Miracle is "an extraordinary and welcome event that is not explicable by natural or scientific laws and is therefore attributed to a divine agency."

Now, we DO actually witness a miracle happening by the end of the movie. And that is Angel surviving. He's left alone facing Jean Jacket after Holst purposely gets the creature's attention to get his Impossible Shot.  We have this looming, alien monstrosity that is out for blood. There is Angel, with no way to outrun or hide from it. 

And then there is the blue tarp flying towards him, knocking him back and out of reach.

It's not even the same brown-grey covering that Holst and Angel were using for shelter when filming. It would have made sense if it got loose due to Jean Jacket creating air currents. But no, it's a completely different one, appearing unexpectedly, as if a divine force itself decided that 'Nope, you're not killing that one' and threw it at Angel.

And sure, he had to wrap himself properly in it later, use the barbed wire and his quick thinking to avoid his ultimate fate, and force Jean Jacket to spit him out.

But the blue tarp, that first moment…that was a good miracle.

#nope film #nope 2022 #nope spoilers #angel torres #antlers holst #someone give this man a hug #and some antiseptic #If only we have gotten to see Em and Oj reaction to Angel showing up alive #I wanted relieved tears and hugs #but that's what fanfics are for