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panrose · 6 years

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roxy lalonde canoncall!

hey guys im roxy and im lookin for p much everyone! I miiight have found my dirk and callie but nothings official yet! i am an adult so keep that in mind if itd make u uncomfy! if u wanna find ur roxy please click the read more!

if any of this seems familiar pleeeeaasseee hmu!!!

some basics about me:

- i think I was a cis female? all i know for sure is that I used she/her pronouns lol - i was pansexual af I luved everyone - i was about medium height and had a curvy body type w wider hips than my bust - i had tan skin and full lips - i had blonde curly hair which I dyed pink most often but also other colors - check the bottom of this post for some pics that look close to how I did! - i liked to blep a lot - i was extremely affectionate, i loved to show my friends my love but id never do anything they were uncomfy with - i looooved makeup, i always at least had eyeliner and lipstick on. i usually stole the makeup from the past oops. i got into makeup because my mom left some in the house and i wanted to feel closer to her - frigglish was an extremely affectionate cat, he loved being pet and sitting in my lap and was very vocal! he didn’t really like anyone else in my hometown tho. i think he only liked humans - i looooved video games, esp nintendo, esp gamecube and ds games and esp pokemon, super maio sunshine, and paper mario! - i needed to recharge my social battery a lot especially when i first started being around other humans. i was v much a people person but i just tended to get drained when around people for too long - pre game i let my laptop die a lot and then would disappear until i got it charged again

basic facts about my timeline:

- timeline made it to earth c, im p sure i came from a game over tl originally - all the sprites had a faint glow, i remember loving the pinky purple glow fefetasprite had - on earth c we had gaming nights and i’d love to play mario kart pokemon and smash bros esp - we had allooottt of movie nights on earth c, we loved to watch bad movies a lot of the time and just roast em but we also often watched all our favs! - on earth c i would initiate strilonde hugs all the time - i think it followed canon p closely?

general alpha kids memories:

- pre game i met dirk first, then jane, then jake - i voicechatted with the other alpha kids before entering the game p often - i had a crush on literally… all the alpha kids at some point iajak i had a crush on dirk first and that lasted for awhile but didn’t go anywhere, then i had a tiny crush on jake but it was p short lived, my longest crush was on janey. i flirted w her lowkey and highkey and wanted to date her so bad, but once she told me about her crush on jake i kept it to myself for the most part (and sometimes dirk lol) and backed off - jane tried to teach the alphas how to cook on earth c and we were all TERRIBLE LOL I was more focused on decorating and dirk was tryin to make the portions perfect and kept starting over and jake… tried his best sdjsdj - on earth c, i was watchin a movie and i laid my head in jakes lap w dirk above me on the couch and jane let me lay my legs across her lap. jake played w my hair i think it was an action movie - (WARNING NSFW) the alphas had a foursome while in trickster mode, we all highly regretted it afterwards tho skjsfkj we weren’t in our right minds and years of romantic and sexual frustration poured out at the moment

dirk memories:

- he was lanky and tan w freckles and blonde hair he bleached blonder - we watched mlp:fim pre game on a rabbit type website, mostly for his enjoyment but it was cute and I enjoyed it - pregame i used to dye my own hair and it was a mess, after i finally met people i got them to help me, usually it was dirk and when i retrned the favor and bleached his hair id sometimes play w it and make it into shapes and stuff - dirk was vvvv good at singing, but also v shy about it - getting hugs from dirk was enveloping and warm and trusting i felt so safe in his arms - jake and dirk got married

calliope memories:

- callie was a tiny short thing, probably around 5’ or under and by far the smallest - me and callie were eating breakfast one day in this house that was v stereotypical of suburban america (it was probably john or janes house) and callie stuck out her tongue to eat a hard boiled egg and she looked up and noticed i was staring lovingly at her and she blushed - we were together! im not sure if we ever got married but we def dated for a loooong time! - callie got so shy about romance and relationship stuff, i was v patient w her tho and tried not to go out of her comfort zone - i feel like me and callie went flying sometimes? like id attach her to me somehow and we’d go flying - callie looooved tea, we’d have tea parties w rose and kanaya - we went on a lot of double dates w kan and rose!

jane and jake memories:

- jane was shorter than me, around rose’s height, and a big girl - I think jane might’ve been asian? - jake was the darkest of any of the kids, as was jade, I believe they were pacific islanders? - jake and dirk got married - i think jane was too busy w her business to worry about relationships tbh - jake was vvvv closed off about his feelings, it took him forever to feel comfortable enough to talk about them

rose and kanaya memories:

- rose was shorter than me with blonde hair and kinda chubby - kan was v tall and lanky - kanaya and rose got married, although I don’t think we went trickster mode afterwards like in canon - me and callie went on double dates w them a lot - we also all had tea parties together a lot - rose was a really good singer but she didn’t like to show it off - one time i was watching a movie and rose was sitting in front of me and i just played w her hair and we were so content - I was rose’s mom figure but id sometimes slip up and call her mom, esp at first

dave and karkat memories:

- dave liked to call me mom a lot, I liked it and embraced it - i loved to tease dave when he went on dates w karkat bc he got so shy about it, he’d often invite other people on their dates bc he liked having people to fall back in just in case

if i didnt list any specific mems of u i still def would be pumped to find u!! i just havent had any mems yet!

some pics that look close to how I did:

art by vriskart!

art by lime-time!

art by salty-neon-oranges!

art by rox-art! this callie is also v familiar! (not sure about the jane thats why i cropped it!)

art by my potential dirk! the body type is v accurate! (even tho the description about dirk isnt >:( )

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imskipping · 5 years

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thots about homestuck epilogues

readmore for spoilers, super disjointed and very long, i havent slept in 2 days and my eyes are so goddamn blurry but then the epilogue came out so fuck my schedule i guess

i certainly didnt hate it but i didnt love it, im like, just disappointed??? it wasnt what i wanted i guess. it wasnt satisfying. it was like, with my woke glasses on i can sort of guess why they made it such a cliffhanger. maybe they want to make sure theres enough of a response so they could push out a sequel, like we were joking bout in the discord, a homestuck 2. maybe theyre making the ending intentionally open ended so that people ask for more, so they can make more money, which i certainly dont villainize them for, mans gotta eat right, but it was so singularly unsatisfying. or maybe hussie just always intended to end it like this. open ended and confusing so the story marches on outside our purview. i dont know. but i just know i wish it wouldve been something different but im glad i got something at all.

johns unhappiness in candy, his maybe permadeath in meat. jade and jake being so horribly treated in both. humiliation congas all around for jake when he doesnt deserve it. jade never having autonomy sucks. jane being a fucking facist, which i could sort of see happen but didnt like. roxy at least being happy in their life, no matter what decision they make. and dirk going full doc scratch in candy but being redeemed by his suicide in meat. like its nuanced sure but couldnt they have told a different story with the same nuance?

candy was alright, much better character growth, but its sooo sad?? at least dog dick is canon i guess but wow! davejade when dave confesses to being gay? yikes. but then, i dont think jade knew he was gay so that just kinda sucks for her. and then he meets obama, becomes a robot, and fucks off to fight dirk??? ok

dave and karkat separation was so abrupt. i wish jadedavekat had happened but not like how jade pushed for it. and i wish john had been brave enough at times to tell the other kids off? i think they wouldve listened to him, jane and jade. maybe if john had said something, it wouldve been better. idk

i did like the whole obama part tho! it made me yell and gasp in my real life in actual excitement

johns tantrum in tavros’ room? so good! it needs to be said!! his whole thing about kidnapping tavros to get him away from jane? yes! his home situation is awful! too bad it failed but for a fleeting moment, tavros was atleast happy

fucking gamzee jesus hes so irredeemable hussie said fuck gamzee stans i guess

and “begone, clown”? so good /chefs kiss

the reappearance of vriska and (vriska), its always nice to have vriska (vriska) interaction.

at least rose and kanaya are happy. at least roxy is happy. i like how no matter what happens, roxy is happy because she wants to be. she makes her own happiness. void powers at work i guess. its realistic! we should all be roxy, creating happiness no matter what we choose to do.

and john reconciling with his son, jake finally running away after all his suffering. maybe things will be better for them. but the rest of earth c is at war so yikes

johnrezi is real, no matter the timeline! i guess its my otp now.

as for meat. it hurt me more. i wanted more fun adult john and kids interaction, i feel robbed that there wasnt any. obviously i didnt pay anything for this but like, i guess i built it up?? lmao

it sucks that rose died so early on in the lord english fight. and that dave died after doing so much. why in the world didnt jade fucking?? use space powers to fight??? idk but they got mad shafted. davepetasprite^2 didnt deserve their heroic sacrifice. they were the best character in the whole damn epilogue.

i wish there had been more og beta kids interaction. them 4 are my favs, my whole reason for living. the fact they barely interacted was,,,, cold.

the whole hammer spamming john does is fucking sick, and im gonna have to draw that one day but that was so good. the thumbs down john does? so sick

the johnrezi was so good! johns death mid confession made me shed an actual tear and his status as possibly revivable is like!! i want to know!! its oddly cute how terezi keeps him in the wallet? as a maybe dead schrodinger’s john. john has never permadied and i dont want him to? hes the protagonist, but i guess according to dirk, he isnt anymore so hes dead??

dirks whole dismissal of johns death was kind of jarring considering that the whole of homestuck has been kind of building john up as the unavoidable main character and therefore necessary for the plot but then callie and dirk both said that hes fulfilled his purpose by kicking off the next arc but?? it dont feel right. and dirks whole narration thing was like, so biased

like fuck dirk

transphobic dirk is canon now which no one asked for but we got it anyway

i do love how rosebot is a thing and davebot is a thing, just like how jasprosesprite^2 is a thing and davepetasprite^2 is a thing. theyre always synchronous with each other

and once again roxy is happy bc they want to be happy and makes their own happiness.

i loved the scenes where dirk and altcallie fight for narrative control

what was dirks whole thing anyway??? does he want to escape the narrative? where are they headed and is it just a random planet out there that they never bothered to look for??

i do like the scene with jade in the wheelchair, it sucks that she never gets to have any agency but atleast shes alive. kanaya on the warpath to get her wife back, everyone else just on the warpath bc dirk must be stopped. i wish they knew john was dead. i wish jade knew.

i guess it just gave me so many questions.

like, is john revivable? will they get rose back? where is dirk going and why did he get his bullshit omnipresent powers and if theres going to be an epic showdown between dirk and everyone else where does robodave and altcallie fit in

dirk is the new big bad but why? why did terezi go with them bc she just kinda does it without saying why

when will jade stop being possessed

who will win the war in candy

will meat and candy intersect again or will they live separate from each other now?

i have so many questions but i dont think ill ever get answers

i just wanted john to be fucking happy

#homestuck #epilogue #homestuck epilogue #hs #upd8 #min #long af #i just dont know???#i guess the ride does never end

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