Had no plans to add Romeo to my nonsense AU but naturally I ended up thinking about what I'd even do with him if rez'd… So here is a slightly unpalatable bitter young man. But variety is the spice of life.
(Just give it some time though Romeo is chronically friendly and soon enough he'll bond with even that bastardized brat)
The twins are [adults] and P can lock down Carlo himself if he gets too unruly so there's really no need for anyone to look after them but what can I say Geppetto has issues.
This is how you know smoking isn't cool. Guess what, if you have to put little fashion accessories on cigs to make them attractive, they just aren't really that ill
This video is why social media is dangerous for kids. See how manly and suave these dudes appear? It's just the hats, cigarettes do NOT make you look this good
And of COURSE there's a cowboy hat and a disgusting red "USA" hat. These are the kinds of people who want you to think inhaling burnt leaves under a dope lid will make you handsome as hell
Is that a women's hat? Oh heeeck no! It's understandable (albeit wrong and bad) when men do this, but women? Don't fall for it. Putting a dainty, feminine, adorable, objectively pretty, cute, stylish, fashion-forward hat on your cigarette does not
Probably the most messed up one yet. As if cigarettes can make you look like a fun playful guy AND a dashing sophisticated devil at the same time. As if you'll be the life of all kinds of parties, a real Renaissance man of whimsy and culture, a genious