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#Small thought
sinning-23 · 9 months
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ok so sudden thought perhaps-
So like-
You’re a high maintenance, sort of boujee, hot girl right, in this scenario perchance- and ok so maybe like you just so happened to find this pretty lookingggg Porsche in your dads garage and he swears up and down you can have it once he fixes it up but he just can’t get it to start up and act right.
And so you offer to try your hand at is one EXTRA HOT summer evening with your lil hoops and low rise jeansss and the cutest lil top to just barely cover your tittys right- (yall in my head I’m already plotting and planning)
Anyway you’re going about a normal inspection, popping the hood, checking the engine, working your way to the tired and all that. And once your step foot in the car you realize, to wtf where’s the keys so you can try to start this bitch- so you to to get out, the door locks on you. And in a bit of a panic you unlock it, only for the little lock to sink right back down with a click.
And when the radio buzzed to life you’re done for-
YO IM A WRITTING GENIUS YALL STG I GOT A WHOLE PLOT IN MY HEAD
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herinsectreflection · 9 months
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It does make me sad when people claim that Xander is useless to the show, when The Zeppo shows that he honestly thinks that too, and he's really sad about it. Don't kick him while he's down. The only person who's allowed to do that is Cordelia.
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smallestofthoughts · 9 months
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wanna blow raspberries nd giggle nd kick my feet nd have a paci nd snuggle my stuffies !!
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wantonwinnie · 3 months
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I'm sure this is not a new idea, but I was thinking about Return of the Jedi for the first time in a while, and I realized that I hadn't properly grappled with Luke's effect on Anakin. I reduced the scene down to love for his son turning Anakin, which is definitely a big part of it. But Anakin had love (the warped version he understood anyway) for Padme, Ahsoka, and Obi-Wan too, and that didn't stop him from treating them as enemies in the end.
Luke has a different effect on him, so what could be different about Luke (or probably Leia, if she were in the same position, imo). I don't think it's that they are family by blood alone, though that probably plays into it. I always knew Vader was a reflection of Luke and that is what Empire set up in the Dagobah cave. But I never thought about it the other way around too- Luke especially is a mirror of Anakin the same way Anakin is a mirror of Luke. Luke forces Anakin to actually confront himself and self-reflect in a way that he just doesn't do, because normally he's the least self-aware character in the galaxy. Sometimes people just need someone to look at who unavoidably reminds them of themself to actually reflect on their actions. Luke represents not just the Jedi of old but caring for family, fighting for good, a youthful brashness, and a conviction that Anakin doesn't have anymore. While everyone else Anakin considered family couldn't affect him similarly, Luke just looks like a young Anakin in cadence and spirit, and it might be that simple.
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misvni · 2 months
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I'm an art major why tf am I taking psychology
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tinyidle · 2 years
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i just feel like siyeon would be into spitting too, her hands are too beautiful to not be deep into a girl's mouth 🥴
first of all, have you seen siyeon's ig pics from a few days ago? she's so- 🥴🥴
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secondly, i wholeheartedly agree. siyeon allowing you to choke on her pretty fingers while drool is pooling all over your mouth and is covering you chin
all while she just smiles and says "look at my baby being the best slut for me-"
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mibkid · 1 year
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Is there anyone else who doesn’t like magical realism?.... like urban life and magic or the real world and magic is great. But magical realism, it makes me weirdly uncomfortable?????
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kalu-luwa · 2 years
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ever in your favor is probably the longest thing I've written in my life lmao
i tend to write short stories more than long fics
but I find it fun so expect part 5 to come out sometime later
i would love to see other takes on tuna's hunger games event, would also make it easier for me to grasp characterisation and stuff
plus worldbuilding is always fun
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badolmen · 9 months
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People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.
For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.
The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.
So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.
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kedreeva · 3 months
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There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.
Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.
and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."
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uncanny-tranny · 3 months
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I think so many people are so deeply alienated from themselves that they have no clue how to exercise their free will and autonomy. For some, this alienation runs so deep that they are afraid of their own autonomy and humanity. It is completely understandable why one would have those feelings, but it can be worrisome.
I want to help others who feel this way, so here are small things I have done to exercise my free will:
Add "guilty pleasure" songs to playlists and actually listen to them (I have a ton of late 1990s-early 2000s music I listen to now proudly that I never listened to in the past out of shame)
Getting the décor item, bath set, bed spread, ect. in the patterns you like, even if it's "childish" (I got a dinosaur-themed wastebasket from the kids' décor section and I adore it)
Taking a new route to get to a place you go to often
Eat dessert first
Celebrate well, and often
Collect things that are "odd" or don't seem like an "acceptable" thing to collect (somebody on my "for you" page collects dandelion crayola crayons and it was so cool!!!!!!)
Incorporate one new piece in an outfit you wear frequently (e.g., a new chain, a necklace, ribbons, bracelets, ect.). Challenge yourself to add onto the outfits if you feel up for it.
Sing along to songs without worrying that you sound "good" or your intonation is completely accurate
Read a book from a genre you weren't allowed to read as a kid (comics, thrillers, mysteries, anything!)
Walk without having a specific destination or goal
Pick up a new craft without expecting yourself to master it or to ever be "good" enough. Get your hands messy.
I don't want to shame anybody for not feeling as though they have free will or that they are exempt from exercising it. However, I wanted to give ideas so that you might read this list and find your own ways to express your intrinsic autonomy and will. You deserve to be a person, to feel alive, not just living. That is what our lives are for.
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dykealloy · 4 months
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what do you mean jennifer saunder's shrek 2 cover of Holding Out for a Hero didn't play over the entirety of dressrosa arc
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smallestofthoughts · 11 months
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Lookie!!
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Was watchin tiktoks and saw this!!! Garf is so me :]
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mistyyyroses · 7 months
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many people see Death as daunting. a tall, hooded figure with his scythe glistening under the light of inevitability.
Death is not as he is portrayed.
he met me once, at the edge of the bridge. he spoke to me.
Do not try to do my job for me.
he is not angry. he is not thieving. he does not exist on the basis of taking. he knows his time.
when i looked at him, it was not the dark figure of brooding doom. he was as the night sky, his cloak an ever-changing mirage of stars. he held not his scythe, no, he had laid it to the ground. instead, he held his arms out. open. inviting. away from the edge. away from the plummet.
Death held me, and i cried. i cried for myself, i cried for all he has taken, and i cried for him. i cried for Death, and he cried for me.
he knows when your time is. do not think you are doing him a favor by taking it into your own hands. he will meet you when he is ready, and he will be as gentle as the circumstances allow.
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Recently I’ve been finding myself writing out my inexplicable feelings into short little blurbs like these. I wanted to share them somewhere so where better than tumblr? Who knows how many I’ll post.
-K
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zosanbrainrot · 2 months
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meet cute at your local żabka
english translation and notes under the cut 💗💗💗
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żabka (froggy) is the name of an extremely popular corner shop chain in Poland, it's literally everywhere
My translation is not always literal but sometimes vibes based, like in PL version Sanji doesn't use "jesus" in the second page, but the expression "ja pierdole" doesn't have an english equivalent that would make sense in this contex, literally it means "I fuck" lmao
I now see I mixed up prepositions when Sanji asks Luffy for the sauces, uh oh ANYWAY
I also didn't translate the cans Zoro brings at the end, the writing on the cans says "potwór" which means "monster", so yup these are basically monster energy drinks but translated literally hence the capitalized P as the logo. Why does he drink that instead of some Polish ass beer? Good question, I just enjoy calling them drinks Potwór, and dont know much about beer
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art-mybeloved · 1 year
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i sit in the sun. i drink tea. i recieve a message from my friend. i read a book. i take a walk. i fall in love with life a little bit.
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