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#Sir Reginald Hargreeves
hihomeghere · 4 months
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I’m so normal about them
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heartshapedcircles · 2 years
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Sir Reginald Hargreeves: *has a daughter*
Luther Hargreeves:
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clocksmadegod · 9 months
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I just want to reiterate and stress just how exactly good of a pilot The Umbrella Academy had, from beginning to end, most notably, within the episode's first ten minutes.
The horrifying, body horror-esque beginning of a girl who wasn't pregnant before she jumped into the pool emerging not only pregnant but also now, suddenly, abruptly, going into active labour, punctuated by the sounds of stretching, tearing, ripping fabric.
The smooth introduction of the universe, the world, the situation, most notably, of Sir Reginald Hargreeves, as narrated by Pogo.
On the 12th hour of the first day of October 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began. Sir Reginald Hargreeves, eccentric billionaire and adventurer, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.
The abrupt juxtaposition of he got seven of them written stylized on the screen while "Picture Book" by The Kinks plays.
The "Phantom of The Opera" violin medley, Vanya playing to an audience of no one while on stage. Diego, vigilante justice and still in their childhood Umbrella Academy masks. Luther, alone on the moon. Allison on the red carpet. Klaus, fresh from rehab, another thirty day token.
The moment, when, each of them learned their father had died.
All of it—all of it—packed. It flowed. It rolled. And it didn't stop, until the end of the episode.
And contrast all of that, sharply, and directly, to what we got in season three.
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mediocreomen · 2 years
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still can’t believe how Luther went from ‘I’m in charge, listen to ME !!!!!’ to ‘oh haha no one listens to me, can I have some almond butter?’ like the CHANGE
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chaoticangelharmony · 10 months
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To this day, my biggest question about umbrella academy is this:
How did sir “I will buy, torment and sacrifice seven children “ Hargreeves
get into heaven?
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evie-writes-sometimes · 4 months
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Okay so did Reginald really not want the Umbrella siblings in the Sparrow timeline? Because he said that he saw they were disappointments in the 1960s and that's why he didn't take them in in this timeline but then it's revealed they were never even born. So does that mean he was just lying and actually intended to take in at least some siblings (he understands that the problem was the way he raised them, by making them too scared of him which hindered their abilities) or did he really not want to take in a single one?
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weewoobrainrot · 2 years
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BEN JUST WANTED TO BE INVITED TO THE BACHELOR PARTY 😭😭😭
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https-hargreeves · 5 months
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Cha Cha: Number one, sing the opening to the song “I Want It That Way”.
Luther: Really? … Okay - you are my fire~
Hazel: Number two keep it going.
Diego: My one desire
Cha Cha: Number three.
Allison: Believe, when I say,
Klaus: I want it that way!
Hazel: TELL ME WH-Y
All: Ain’t nothing but a heartache!!
Hazel: TELL ME WH-Y
All: Ain’t nothing but a mistake!
Hazel: Now number fi-ve
Five(passionately): I never wanna hear you say~ I want it that way!
Hazel: Chills. Literally chills.
Cha Cha: It’s number five. Five is the mass Assassin.
Hazel: Oh my gosh I forgot about that!
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Sir Reginald: Alright, if you get caught, what are you going to do to get out of it?
Luther: Mansplain
Allison: Manipulate
Five: Manslaughter
Diego: Malewife
Klaus: Manwhore
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verymisanthropic · 1 year
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“women cant have babies by themselves!!1!! they need men!!!11! you need us!!!”
oh yeah? explain this then.
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screw the patriarchy
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loverboysgotoheaven · 1 month
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Holy shit, the new TUA posters look so SNAZZY AAHHHH, I must admit tho, they are a little bland, but like, we've gone from superpowered dysfunctional family to just dysfunctional family TT
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hihomeghere · 5 months
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emlynphoenix · 1 year
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They were never allowed to be kids
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You were never just kids…
They were never allowed to celebrate holidays. No gifts, no happiness. Only tools for Reginald to use, and throw away.
All they wanted was happiness, something that they were only allowed on Saturdays from 12-12:30. Half an hour of fun, the rest of their lives were surrounded training, missions, ultimately falling apart because of Ben dying.
The trauma from their dad, and the loss of their brother broke them.
Luther was gaslit by Reginald that he’s a good dad, Diego didn’t grow up, Allison thought rumoring a job and ‘love’, Klaus couldn’t be sober, Five got lost in time, Viktor had to find out the hard way that his life was a lie.
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siegestateofmind · 2 years
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mediocreomen · 2 years
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five had more chemistry with those axes than with Delores.
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procrastination20 · 2 years
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