COLUMBO IN:
"Now let me get this straight Skinner, you call hamburgers Steamed Hams?"
"It's a reigonal dialect lieutenant, Steamed Hams is what we used to call hamburgers in upstate New York"
"Now that's strange because my wife's from Utica and i've never heard her use the phrase 'Steamed Hams' before"
"Well it must be some sort of Albany expression then"
"Albany huh I'll have to look into that. Now you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled?"
"Could we get going Columbo, I've had a busy day and I have no more time for your pointless small talk"
"One more thing Seymour, what is happening over there?"
"Um, Aurora Boreali"
"Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within this parking lot?"
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“July 1st, you say? Well, we’ve done our bit” - every company ever
Credit: Simpsons Bortposting on Facebook
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Hey I brought you some content 😮💨
I make bookmarks with scraps and paper trimmings. Sometimes it’s photo paper and doesn’t take the paint for 💩 but ya know. Endure or whatever.
These aren’t even quite finished but at least I’m working on something.
Ps Yup’ik are one of the several Indigenous groups in my home state of Alaska. In short, I live on Indigenous land, and I try to make sure I always have some things for the First Peoples.
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POV: You did all the work for the group project and the teacher wants the deadweight to answer questions
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