#She a Perv to!

[dawningfairytale]

pete has to constantly hide ted from grace so she doesn’t kill him. he has had to physically restrain her on several occasions

#npmd spoilers #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #i think this could be a fun sitcom premise post-canon #like steph moved in with ted and pete bc despite being 18 she cannot afford rent (*she probably owns her house through the will #outright. but doesn’t want to be alone) #grace is devouring pervs’ souls #and they’re all trying to make it through the end of high school #grace chasity #pete spankoffski #peter spankoffski #ted spankoffski

[veronicathegoddess]

sweet gf wearing short skirts and bending over around her perv bf who can't control himself from peeking at her cunt. or if he's really desperate, walking up behind her and groping her ass before slipping his fingers inside her cunt. telling her that he couldn't help himself. that if she didn't want him to be pervy over her, then she shouldn't walk around with her cunt on display, enticing him and making him needy.

#mine #perv bf #i think im gonna commit to the perv bf thing #and make more of these posts with him having an adorable gf who isn't as sweet as she seems #because im obssessed with that dynamic

[musicalchaos07]

Some of y'all really forget Nancy's a loser. Not me though, love my weird girl and her bad reputation.

#she's not popular people just allegedly want to bang her #but i think Fred is possibly biased #do not let the pastels fool you Jonathan is her only friend #some of y'all get caught up in fanon and want to crown her prom queen #the queen of Hawkins High is Chrissy #nancy is the weird sluttygirl #who's long distance boyfriend is allegedly a perv a freak and gay #shes not winning popularity contests #anyways im rambling #nancy wheeler #stranger things

[eddiesghxst]

https://www.tumblr.com/purplehazed-h/720787852973228032/no-thoughts-just-losereddie-losing-his-shit-when

All I can think about is someone nosy from the party finding their secret box 😭

god and why is it definitely robin and steve that find it

they’re hanging out at eddie’s place after a shift at family video. they’re all sitting on the floor while eddie and steve are sharing a blunt and robin snoops around his room. eddie says he has to go take a leak and leaves the room at the exact moment that robin finds the mysterious box beneath his bed.

“rob, for once in your life, would you just be a good guest and leave Eddie’s shit alone.”

obviously robin doesn’t listen to steve because when has she ever listened to steve?

she’s not sure what she had in mind for what was in the box, but it’s safe to say that robin and steve are thoroughly scarred by what they see. used chapsticks and lace panties mixed in with other knickknacks. what stands out the most, is how many polaroids are in the box; some of you and eddie and some with you alone. robin immediately regrets it, screeching in shock as steve curses and scrambles to shut the lid.

“…steve,” robin glances at a flustered steve. “i don’t think we were supposed to see that.”

“no fucking shit, robin!”

before they can hide their recent discovery and act as if nothing happened, eddie is walking back into the room and screeching to halt when he sees the black box beneath Steve’s hands.

“…what are you doing?”

“nothing!” “steve found it!” “robin?!”

eddie’s quickly striding over and snatching the box from steve’s hands, cursing as he shoves the package back under his bed.

robin and steve watch with stunned expressions as eddie turns back to them. “…what did you see?”

“nothing. absolutely nothing.” “literally everything.” “jesus fuck, robin! why can’t you just lie?!”

the next day, eddie changes the box to one with a lock and starts hiding it in his closet. he refuses to have another run-in like that again.

#robin can’t hold her tongue for shit and we all know this #so yes #she cracks immediately #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson #eddie x reader #drabble #stranger things fanfic #eddie munson fanfic #eddie x y/n #eddie munson headcanon #eddie x you #perv!eddie #loser!eddie #perv!loser!eddie #perv!eddie x reader #steve harrington #robin buckley #stranger things

[pheonixkenny]

I’m playing “The Fractured But Whole” and it’s implied that Wendy is a real vigilante outside of the game the kids are playing like Mysterion is, so headcanon that Call Girl and Mysterion team up for superhero missions sometimes. They both work really well together.

#Kenny and Wendy aren’t very close friends but they respect each other and work well as a team #Wendy didn’t use to respect him. Before Mysterion she thought he was just a perv. #but after he was revealed as Mysterion she realized he was more selfless than she thought and that she misjudged him. #south park #kenny mccormick #south park the fractured but whole #south park tfbw #wendy testaburger

[beanghostprincess]

I know Fem!Sanji wouldn't be boy crazy instead of girl crazy but I really want her to go through comphet and have a sapphic realization... What is Sanji without a bit of internalized homophobia

#please i know she'd just. love girls #but please hear me out #she doesn't have to be boy-crazy she can be normal !! and just have this high expectations for romance but like. quietly and not. as a perv #one piece #black leg sanji #fem sanji

[footnoteinhistory]

"Don’t you ever wonder what Carl Sack’s reason for being here is?" JOHN LARROQUETTE as Carl Sack BOSTON LEGAL 4.02 "An Innocent Man"

#carl's dan fielding perv moment <3 #guy who is new to the show and only has one scene in this ep #cs* #john larroquette #boston legal #* #as much as I don’t WANT to like lorraine I think I do like her… #sure maybe she led alan on a bit and that was sad but. she was good for him I think #like he never opened up about the abuse until she came around! he healed a little bit with her 🥹 #ok sorry for alanposting on a carl post. it will happen again #one of carl’s many great ties

[simpjaes]

the last thing imma say today is that no one, and i mean no one, will ever be able to write pervert best friend jay the way tumblr user drunkhazed does.

#simptxt #she just hits different #so immaculate #no one could ever get me bricked up like this before noon except for your ver. of pervy jay #i love it so much #gOOD GOD #ngl tho it’s not like i have read any other version of perv best friend jay…. #AND I DONT INTEND TO #that’s all i need anyway #BYE #oomf ego boost post

[prettymimi]

the lesbian urge to tell her in great detail the nasty things i want to do to her it's clawing up my throat

#GODDAMMIT #like #i need to refrain myself #i dont wanna seem like a perv #idk if she likes that #but goddammmmmmmmmmmmmmn #lesbian

[aparticularbandit]

I think the Monokuma Theaters I'm most fascinated by at the moment are the student talking to Monokuma about how they're just copy-paste of a person and then the discussion about fate.

Tell me more, Junko. These are nice beginning thoughts. Where were you going with them.

#musings #bandit liveblogs #bandit liveblogs danganronpa #i honestly think these are literally what she puts on for the show while everyone's out #junko: i know some of you might be entertained by all these people dozing you pervs #junko: but i'm gonna have my bestest oc monokuma spout wisdom instead #junko: it's a much better use of your time!

[veronicathegoddess]

bimbo gf who calls her bf a perv as an insult whenever he gets her flustered but doesn't understand why he doesn't get mad when she says it and instead smiles at her like she gave him a compliment

#we have perv bf #now we have bimbo gf #cause there is no better dynamic than a dumb bunny bimbo and a mean predator perv #who takes advantage of the fact that she's dumb and empty headed #he doesn't even have to manipulate her #she just does as he says cause she wants to make him happy #the lore is getting deep #mine

[murasaki-cha]

......Well hand me a shovel and call me Shin😳😳🤯

#vika you friggin perv #she looks so hot #lena supremacy🛐🛐 #can't wait for shin to see her in the CICADA #vika's head will fly #86 light novel #86 eighty six #eighty six #vladilena milizé #vladilena milize

[poppy-metal]

Chrissy sitting behind you the first time Eddie fucks you. Stroking your hair and whispering how good you’re taking his big fat cock. Rubbing your clit. Pinching your nipples. Grinding up against you trying to get some relief herself.

it makes me dizzy to think about chrissy being there when eddie fucks you. she's just your friend before shes anything else, n she loves holding your hand and kissing you and telling you how cute you look when your face scrunches up and you can't stop whining. has her own pink dildo she'll use on herself because it gets her so wet to watch how dirty and hard eddie fucks you.

#ask #perv chrissy....she likes to watch hehe #eddie spaghetti

[mydaylight]

Marisa Coulter + Antigone, Sophocles: Antigone faces Creon // Marisa faces Hugh McPhail

Antigone: So for me, at least, to meet this doom of yours is precious little pain. But if I had allowed my own mother's son to rot, an unburied corpse— that would have been an agony! This is nothing. And if my present actions strike you as foolish, let's just say I've been accused of folly by a fool. (Antigone, Sophocles)

Marisa Coulter: There's probably a great deal that's mysterious to you, my Lord President, starting with the relations between a mother and her child. If you thought for one moment that I would release my daughter into the care--the care! --of a body of men with a feverish obsession with sexuality, men with dirty fingernails, reeking of ancient sweat, men whose furtive imaginations would crawl over her body like cockroaches--if you thought I would expose my child to that, my Lord President, you are more stupid than you take me for." (The Amber Spyglass, Phillip Pullman)

#hdm #hdmedit #hdmsource #marisa and antigone #antigone #marisa coulter #irene papas #ruth wilson #his dark materials #*mine #marisa 🤝 antigone #calling the tyrants trying to boss them around fools #see how neat the two quotes fit together! #there will probably be more of this #I'm too obsessed with the parallels between marisa and antigone #also antigone really destroyed creon with that line #this line of marisa's is one of my favourites #calling the magesterium a bunch pervs to their faces #she's so valid for that #though it makes you wonder she must have been subjected to it :(((

[beanghostprincess]

Hi!

I just read a very funny fic 'Much ado about nothing' by Fire_lily and Violet_20 on AO3 and I was wondering... how do you think Sanji (and by the other guys) would behave when the girls are on their periods?

Okay, yeah, it was really funny. I often think about this, honestly, ngl. And you know how much I tend to write because I'm a menace to society, so I'll try to keep it brief. Btw, assume all the guys here are cis men (which hurts, because I'd rather die than say Usopp, Luffy and Zoro have dicks. But okay. Let's say they do) and that Nami is the only one in her period (because I think Robin is trans and also she has been dealing with pain so much on her own that even if she had her period, the crew wouldn't even notice. Nami, Franky, Jinbe, and Brook would be the only ones knowing).

Chopper is the one explaining what a period is, by the way, because these idiots know the basics but not much and I think they could use some health classes? Like, seriously, it'd be nice.

Luffy: Doesn't understand what the fuck is a period (Makino explained it. His ass didn't listen). If Nami is bleeding, can't Chopper cure her? Oh, he can't? Is she sick? Is she going to die? No? She's fine, then? But she needs them to give her a break because even if she isn't sick, she's still not going through the best time. It's uncomfortable and she feels bad and sensitive. I think Luffy would have a lot of questions and he would ask shamelessly about them. And he would also try to be considerate and share his food with Nami and cause less trouble. I know he's chaotic but he's always really nice when a crewmate is in pain, and if Nami (his navigator. His Nami!!!) is feeling bad, he'll do whatever he can to help her. If she has cramps he'll probably stay beside her and sleep with her and cuddle. He's actually worried sick even if she tells him she's fine.

Zoro: He doesn't really give a fuck. Kuina explained what periods were to him and how unfair it was and he agreed. It is unfair. It is fucked up. They shouldn't go through that. He respects Nami a lot for being able to work and yell and live normally while she's bleeding and cramping (I mean, that's HIS normal state, but Nami isn't like him). So he just supports her from a distance and if she needs anything he'll just try to help and that's it. He's like?? He's normal about it. Just a thing the body does. Everyone thinks it's such a big deal, but it's not.

Usopp: He grew up with Kaya. I don't need to say anything else. He's always complaining about Nami being louder than usual or oversensitive and saying that she doesn't need to blame them for being in pain, but he only says it because they're best friends, lmao. "Girl, I know you're in pain but it's not my fault. Chill. Do you want a chocolate bar?" and he's pretty much the only one allowed to keep her company when she's stressed and too angry to deal with the others. Bestie privileges. He knows how to make her happy. The perks of having a childhood sweetheart and taking care of her when she was on her period (she was just emotional, though, not like Nami who is a ticking time bomb depending on the month). He always has pads, pills, and distractions ready for Nami. He's just there and normal about it and helping her out.

Sanji: Fucking dramatic. I can't stand him. I'm gonna throw bricks at him. I love him, but he's either the most respectful gentleman on earth or the weirdest guy ever about this. He's probably both at the same time. He's SO annoying, oh my god. He keeps wanting to do everything for Nami, and okay, the food, tea, and extra snacks are fine. But it's just too much. He's the one crying all the time like "WHY DID GOD CURSE OUR MELLORINES WITH SUCH PAIN?????????? OH NAMI-SWAN IF I COULD TAKE YOUR SUFFERING I WOULD!!!!!! YOU ARE SO BRAVE FOR THIS!!!!!" and Usopp is the one actually throwing stuff at him and kicking him out of the girl's room when he comes to bring some snacks and won't shut up. He's,, Overly helpful. He has good intentions, really, but Nami is just on her period. She can still move and do her own things, thank you very much. I think he learns to be more normal about it with time, though. And he's just this way with Nami, probably (I say this bc I'm writing a Sanuso fic with Trans Usopp on his period and I swear Sanji is normal about it).

Chopper: I mean. It's the doctor. He keeps an eye on Nami and takes care of her. He's gentle and always tries to bring her painkillers if it's too much. Reminds her to drink a lot of water and eat properly but never too much because she could get sick! He's the cutest, gentlest thing ever.

Franky: Another dramatic man. He's just like Sanji, except that instead of crying because Nami has to go through this, he keeps saying she's SUPEERRRRR COOL AND STRONG FOR DEALING WITH THIS. But it's only for a few seconds and then he's just acting like a dad. Which includes helping if needed but then asking the weirdest questions to see if Nami is alright.

Brook: He would be the sweetest thing ever. But also, we gotta admit that he's still a perv and would ask to see Nami's underwear anyway. But leaving that aside, yeah, he's sweet. He offers tea and gentle music while she works and tries to be a gentleman. He makes a few jokes here and there, Nami hits him, the usual stuff. But he's a sweet grandpa so he's just there being nice. But, y'know, Brook is always nice to be around. He just offers his help more and often asks Nami if she's feeling okay.

Jinbe: He doesn't quite understand what he's supposed to do, but he just doesn't get in Nami's way if she's mad, and if she's sensitive he'll try to make the crew shut up for a while. Gentle older man. He always tries to make peace around the place, but pretty much like Brook and he also tries not to overstep. He asks Zoro if he should be doing something, and Zoro just shrugs and says to let Nami do her own thing.

#okay this is actually really sweet #gonna fix this and say luffy/zoro/usopp are trans to me and they have their periods too but yeah #also sanji is so obsessed with periods because they give him gender euphoria and envy he wants that so fucking bad #he constantly asks nami to describe how it feels like and she thinks he's being a perv but nope. he's just transfem any prns genderfluid #it's impossible for me to make this about robin okay it's just like ace. i can't picture them being cis. it's a nightmare to me. #one piece #cat burglar nami #strawhat pirates

[akechi-fancam]

bleach media literacy is actually just a measure of how you read urahara as a character

#‘irredeemable bastard who violated the geneva convention’ vs. ‘funny perv who is in love with yoruichi’ #sorry not ‘vs.’ i mean ‘and’ #did we actually consume the same series #y’all know that tiktok song that goes ‘nobody knows me like you do’? that’s me abt urahara #yes i acknowledge the fact that this man has performed human experiments on multiple occasions #no we cannot conflate this with him touching yoruichi bc both actions are violations #those r two different kinds of violations and the last one feels so forced by kubo #‘oh but ​he doesn’t respect boundaries’ IS TRUE but whennn was he weird and rapey like that before tybw #i can think of one-off instances bc that’s just kubo’s humor but he did him so dirtyyy #ppl js b searching for any reason to ship urayoru like ewww bitch u reel of filler arc 🤢 #i’m so sorry i’m only ranting bc of that one person on here who likes urayoru and has literal essays typed up abt it #AND THEY SHIP SHINJI AND HIYORI? DISGUSTING AFFF 😭🤮 #i’m not hearing anyone out bro she acts and look like a child and their relationship is essentially family arguing #getting a ship out of that is insane to me #BYE this is staying in drafts and i’m sc it to send to lilly 😭 #well sm for staying in drafts #💀 #bleach #clorox bleach #kisuke urahara