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leaderlamby · 4 months
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Daily Sermon #106
Shoutout to alterhumans.
Shoutout to therians.
Shoutout to otherhearted.
Shoutout to otherkin.
Shoutout to fictionkin.
Shoutout to objectkin.
Shoutout to plantkin.
Shoutout to foodkin.
Shoutout to factkin.
Shoutout to alterhumans with common types who feel "basic".
Shoutout to alterhumans with uncommon types who feel like they're the only one.
Shoutout to alterhumans who are out.
Shoutout to alterhumans who are still in the closet.
Shoutout to alterhumans who don't get support.
Shoutout to alterhumans who don't know their specific labels.
Shoutout to polytherians/polykin.
Shoutout to alterhumans with vague labels that are hard to explain.
Shoutout to alterhumans with hyper-specific labels who are just seen as cringy roleplayers.
Shoutout to alterhumans who used to identify themselves as kinnies because they were misinformed.
Shoutout to fictionkin who are accurate to their source.
Shoutout to fictionkin who are vastly different from their source.
Shoutout to fictionkin who aren't taken seriously because of who their fictotype is.
Shoutout to neurodivergent alterhumans.
Shoutout to neurotypical alterhumans.
Shoutout to queer alterhumans.
Shoutout to cishet alterhumans.
Shoutout to kingenders.
Shoutout to alterhumans with flickering types.
Shoutout to alterhumans who love themselves as they are.
Shoutout to alterhumans who hate themselves for being so different.
Shoutout to alterhumans who get lots of mental shifts.
Shoutout to alterhumans who hardly get any mental shifts.
Shoutout to alterhumans who are super connected to their types.
Shoutout to alterhumans who feel disconnected from their types.
Shoutout to alterhumans who knew they weren't human since they were a child.
Shoutout to alterhumans who are just now figuring out who they are.
Shoutout to spiritual alterhumans.
Shoutout to psychological alterhumans.
Shoutout to emotional alterhumans.
Shoutout to coping alterhumans.
Shoutout to alterhumans with gear.
Shoutout to alterhumans who have no gear.
Shoutout to alterhumans who love quadrobics.
Shoutout to alterhumans who never use quadrobics.
Shoutout to alterhumans in systems.
Shoutout to alterhumans who get physical/vocal triggers.
Shoutout to alterhumans who have a lot of memories, good or bad, of their past/other lives.
Shoutout to alterhumans who can't remember anything of their past/other lives.
Shoutout to alterhumans who live up to all the stereotypes of their type.
You are seen.
You are safe.
You are loved.
You will always have a home here. 🤍🤍🤍
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illustratus · 5 months
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Homily of an Apostle in Roman Ruins - Circle of Giovanni Paolo Panini
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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 year
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My friends and I were out to get iced coffee and for some reason we stopped at the church my dad is pastor at (wasn't even Sunday????) and we stopped in time to hear his sermon and all he said was "Gay rights." I never heard cheering so loud. 
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cringelord444 · 12 days
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Voxhusk shippers u are so right and I wish I thought of it
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yagirlyubnub · 4 months
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“Really? A sermon? In a place like this?”
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“There’s nobody here anyway…”
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funbearer · 7 months
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tomicscomics · 1 year
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02/10/2023
No butts.
___ JOKE-OGRAPHY: Jesus tells His disciples not to swear.  He means that they should always be honest -- that their yes should mean yes and their no should mean no without the need for fancy oaths.  Peter however, takes it to mean Jesus doesn't want them saying bad words ("swear" can mean either "take an oath" or "utter a profanity").  This might be true, but it's not what He was saying here.  Also, "butt" isn't a swear anyway, except maybe in the absolute most prudish of households.  Peter was just being way too cautious.
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hopelesssromance · 8 months
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fieriframes · 1 month
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[Heard a sermon from a creaky pulpit. With no one in the nave. I paid a visit to the synagogue. And I left there feeling blame. No one could tell me what to do. No one had the capacity to answer me.]
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leaderlamby · 5 months
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Daily Sermon #73
Reminder that Lamb cannot STAND KFFs (Kin For Fun).
"Kin" is a noun, not a verb, and it does not mean "closely relate to", it means being part of that family/group.
Saying "I'm kin of Lamb" means I *am* Lamb, not that I closely relate to them.
This is like kids on tiktok 'self-diagnosing' themselves with autism or Tourette's for the trend while clearly knowing nothing about it.
It's just disrespectful to the actual community.
It makes it look like who we are is a choice and our struggles aren't real.
It makes it look like it's just a fun quirky thing to be otherkin/fictionkin.
It's a part of our actual identity, we have no choice in it, and we are our kintypes, we're not just like "oMg ThIs ChArAcTeR iS lIkE mE".
I support pretty much anything as long as it's not actively harmful.
This is.
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religioused · 4 months
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Speaking at an Affirming church.
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spiritualdirections · 8 months
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Robot Preachers: As Bad as You Might Have Guessed
The good news is that people prefer as their preachers human beings with a soul over mindless robots using AI for their sermons.
The bad news is that enough congregations have tried robot preachers that there can be a study about it.
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chucklingpecan · 6 months
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After delivery
of the angry
sermon
A tiny fist
emerges
from his
bible
And punches him
in the face
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cringelord444 · 15 days
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what the fuck does this tag mean???
and why wasn't it attributed to me??
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It means slander towards glitchyk
I glove u too much to give u such a slanderous nickname my beloved cult lord
You little baby girl coded mess of a human
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