#Sergio Santos

[lucreziaborgiagf]

sergio: tonight is date night, you guys can relate right?! do whatever it take to keep the wife happy!!

owen, currently in disguise to destroy his ex-bf’s life and dismantle his every belief after pretending he was dead for the last four years: sure. so true

#spies are forever #in retrospect that is the funniest duo #owen carvour #tin can bros #sergio santos #curtwen

[daily-dose-of-joey-richter]

for today's daily dose of joey richter i wanted to highlight the amazing tin can bros musical spies are forever! you can watch the full thing here

act 1 part 3 might be my favourite part because it has sergio, and although sergio literally only shows up for this one scene... he might be one of my favourite joey characters? idk but he's 1. a good guy and 2. a family man, so what's not to love? ❤️❤️❤️

(yes i'll do an owen post at some point too, i promise)

#joey richter #tcb #spies are forever #saf #tin can bros #sergio santos

[szollibisz]

i had toooooooo

#theyre all barbie to me #spies are forever #tin can bros #saf #agent curt mega #owen carvour #tcb #cynthia houston #deadliest man alive #tatiana slozhno #barb larvernor #sergio santos #dick big #curtwen #barbie poster #barbie

[nerdyprudesmuststim]

sergio stimboard !!

⛧ with anniversary stims !

☾ rq'd by @shadowbrightshine !

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#spies are forever #sergio saf #tcb #tin can bros #stim #stimboard #anniversary #cake #candles #sergio santos

[itsjusteds]

Somebody's gotta draw all 55 Spies are Forever characters, so it might as well be me :D The spies are forever brain worms are so strong, so so strong. I'm drawing every Spies are Forever character once a day until I've drawn them all

Today's character is my favorite male wife, Sergio Santos <3 Day 9/55

And yes I did draw him with the scar and longer hair from the promo because I am a Sergio promo design truther‼️‼️‼️

#sergio is genuinely one of my favorite characters #easily top ten joey richter roles #dont ruin his anniversary #hes a good guy #hes a family man #dont make him go back to the bakery #ADIOS MIO #DONT DO IT #This is just a job for him #PLEASE YOU DONT GOTTA DO IT #hes begging you #have mercy #somebodys gotta do it #so it might aswell be me #sergio santos #sergios so silly #hes my silly blorbo #spies are forever #tcb #tin can bros #tin can brothers #tinlightenment

[spirngakawening]

THIS IS JUST A JOB AND I DO IT

To provide for my family

#sergio my beloved #saf #spies are forever #sergio santos

[smytherines]

I did this and then my tumblr exploded and now it's like why did I do this, is this anything?

#sergio santos #sorry i'm late guys #ive lost track of the original post so sorry about that #spies are forever

[obscuredilfoff]

Propaganda below the cut!

Tetsuo Tsutsumi

Detective Tetsuo Tsutsumi is the whole package. Ya' want greying hair, wrinkles, and (more than likely) a killer dad bod underneath that slick suit? Tsutsumi's got it. He's also got a daughter who he loves to pieces. Unfortunately, he's pretty bad at expressing such sentiments and that's taken an extreme toll on their relationship over the years. Makes terribly corny jokes (which he gets embarrassed about) and is generally very goofy while insisting he is never, ever silly. Has tremendous chemistry with his partner, Jun Erio, as well! Tetsuo Tsutsumi is always a joy to see when playing through Paranormasight, and I really wanna hold his hand.

Sergio Santos

Sergio Santos is a bomb seller who only appears in one scene, and features in the song ‘Somebody’s Gotta Do It’, alongside the Deadliest Man Alive. He’s shown to be a family man, which he says about himself, and has a box of pastries for his anniversary. Sergio asks for the autographs of both Curt Mega and the DMA, for his nephew Marco. He is played by Joey Richter. We adore him. Everybody wants a Sergio. He’s the true main character of SAF. He's brazilian.

#tetsuo tsutsumi #paranormasight #sergio santos #spies are forever #polls #round 2

[stimboard-radio]

Sergio stimboard

✭ with bakery and agere stims

✫ RQ'd by @shadowbrightshine !

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(p.s. anon said to go with whatever I thought fits and let me choose; shoutout to my friend Theo/Ambrose who's actually watched SAF in its entirety and helped with theme ideas !)

#stimboard #stim gifs #stimblr #stimboard account #visual stim #sensory #spies are forever #tcb spies are forever #sergio santos #bakery #food stim #food #age regressor #agere stimboard #tw fire #cw fire #shadowbrightshine

[nabwastaken]

@shadowbrightshine

Here you go!

I'm gonna go ahead and say he's bi so now the only cishet person in SAF is Von Nazi (I joked about him and his wife being t4t on the brp server)

I feel like it would be funny if his wife also knew about the bomb dealings and even dealt them herself

Yeah it would be funny to me if he accidentally ended up joining A.S.S somehow. Like Cynthia saw how good he was with weapons and was like "that one. I want that one." And boom man's a secret agent

He doesn't have kids (he has a nephew tho), but they're trying. His wife's gonna surprise him on their anniversary with the announcement.

His wife would be played by Lauren btw

Before he met his wife, he had a very drunken one night stand with none other than Curt Mega because that's just funny to me.

#starkid #tin can bros #spies are forever #sergio santos #cynthia houston #agent curt mega

[thesantos-gottadoit]

[ Silas, looked around Beanies. Noticing Sergio and his family, he raised a brow. The investigator waved at him, trying to start up a conversation as hes.. never seen them before. ]

- @ccrimeinttime

They finally arrive at the coffee shop after a bit of discussion and distraction.

The kind homeless woman spots someone inside and dashes away before they can thank her.

Betty quickly scours the place for anything immediately concerning. Nothing so far.

Do you want a coffee dearest?

Oh courrrsee come let's set at this booth!

Sergio and Betty take a seat in a booth that has line of sight for most of the small shop.

Betty catches sight of a man waving them over. Already? Maybe he'd been taken in by her, or Sergio. It wouldn't be the first time they went out and a man or two tried to flirt with him through her. She never told, it wasn't her business. Those sorts of secrets never paid.

Should we go?

I think we gotta, he's the first person to directly wave at us.

They stroll over to the table and take a new seat.

Well hi there, I'm B and this is Ser, who are you?

They don't trust him the same way.

#sergio santos #sergio rp #betty santos #hatchetblr #send asks

[louissatturi]

Learning that sergio is brazilian was the happiest moment in my life ngl

Sergio Santos my beloved

I hope when we get the sequel, he shows up again in his brazilian glory

#spies are forever #saf #sergio santos

[awigglycultist]

#starcanwrecked sexyman bracket #tin can bros #tin can brothers #spies are forever #cynthia houston #sergio santos

[szollibisz]

A lot of people seemed very interested in the Spies Are Forever formal/informal pronouns essay, so I’m here to provide

First of all, disclaimer: There are many languages that differentiate between formal and informal pronouns, some are more strict about them, some less. I’m specifically writing this with a Hungarian perspective. But since the usage of formal pronouns change a lot over times, and as you may have guessed I wasn’t alive during the 50s, there may be some inaccuracies.

The gist of it is: it wasn’t considered cold to refer to someone in your personal life formally, unlike nowadays (although there are exceptions), and in purely professional relationships it was mostly unheard of to refer to someone informally.

I’ll be splitting these into sections based on specific character relationships for the more important ones.

Curt and Owen

I already talked a bit about this one, but my general idea for them is to obviously use informal pronouns with each other, but only in private. When other people are around, they’re colleagues, spy partners, workplace friends as best, and to stay safe and put further distinction between the two worlds they’re forced to live in, they use formal pronouns.

Now there’s no good scene in the musical to showcase what I mean exactly, because they only talk to each other with other people around twice. Once when Owen alerting Curt in the intro, while Cynthia is listening (this is quite a heat of the moment situation, so I think Owen might forget, but then again, he’s more calculating one, so he might use it in that one singular instance) The other time is Owen’s monologue, at which point I don’t think either of them would care, they are literally having a public divorce.

Some pre-canon headcanons to showcase the gay/closeted/repressed metaphor better:

- when they first meet the very much dislike each other, so for a long while formal it is. - Owen switches to informal when really angry, because he stops pretending he has extra respect for people after they massively fuck something up. - Curt is the one to initiate referring to each other informally, but at that point they’re really good friends, so Owen reciprocates without question (he’s also in love by then lmao loser) (if you don’t know how initiating something like that is, it’s basically just “you know you can *call me by informal pronouns* right?” it’s almost the same as telling someone what name to call you by. But since Curt is a bitch, I think he just starts addressing Owen as informally and he just goes along with it) - On missions they’re formal with each other, until things get too scary, in which case they’re too gay to pay attention to it

The one specific scene I already broke down, was the beginning interrogation, in which Owen uses formal pronouns for Curt and Oleg up until his reveal, but Curt stays informal the whole way through showing their separate attitudes and styles towards their job. Owen is better at solutions with more planning behind them, and Curt is saying and doing things as they come.

Curt and The Deadliest Man Alive

Curt stays formal mostly out of intimidation, DMA on the other hand is very deliberately informal. Which of course you would expect from an unhinged serial killer, except Curt is the *only* person he addresses this way, which would also be foreshadowing Owen’s reveal.

Tatiana and Curt <333

(Alright, so a little more info: It was the norm to flirt with people you don’t know using formal pronouns)

When they meet for the first and second time, they both stay formal, up until the point where Tatiana saves Curt, where she starts calling him by informal pronouns. He doesn’t switch yet though, which alludes to how he still doesn’t exactly trust her. (Also gender roles were/are a thing, so a man and a woman would usually become informal later than two people of the same gender would)

In the safe house scene Curt wouldn’t know how to refer to Tatiana, and we’d see him fluctuate and be awkward, but after Prisoner of my Past, he’d fully switch to informal. This would persist for the rest of their interactions in the musical.

Curt and Barb

I’m sorry, but Barb will take an L in this one. With the way Curt acts with her, I just can’t imagine how that could work formally. On the other hand how she acts with him is definitely formal. When they get drunk in One More Shot she switches to informal though.

And as much as I want them to be friends, I think the last scene they’d go back to the original way things go, and they’d need more time after for Barb to go informal, and for Curt to go informal 2: (respectful)

Curt and Cynthia

Oh yeah this is a good one.

So, here’s the setting. You’re some spy guy and one of the most influential people in the US is not only your boss, but also your mother figure. How the fuck do you address her, and how the fuck does she address you?

Now we for sure start out with Curt formally addressing Cynthia, not even he has the nerve. But when he calls for help at the gala and she refuses, he switches to informal exactly at “I want you to do your job!” extra disrespect, extra earning getting kneed, and extra solidifying the moment he decides to quit the A.S.S. In the last scene though, when he’s calmer and more peaceful, he goes back to informal.

That’s relatively simple, but Cynthia on the other hand fluctuates more. She begins formally, then switches as soon as she starts Keep Your Eyes on the Prize. At the gala she’d stay informal, although at first she’d try to keep up appearances with formality, it just wouldn’t work because she’s angry. In the last scene she’d say her condolences informally and the rest formally.

This does sound weird and *a lot* written out, but I swear it would work and complexify their relationship so much more. Also, it’d add a lot to their characters individually. Curt who dared call Cynthia informally, when that would be genuinely unheard of for any other agent, and Cynthia who has moments where she sees Curt more as a son than an employee, and shows vulnerability by expressing it verbally, which I don’t think she’d ever do with anyone else. She has those vibes where she’d even address her own parents formally (fun fact: it was the norm for the entire 19th century, but I don’t actually know when in the 20th century that stopped)

Other Relationships

The Informant is formal with everyone, and everyone is formal with him, except for Owen during his monologue, but he addresses everyone in the room informally then.

As I said the DMA is formal with everyone, that includes Tatiana, except for the line “Don’t get involved, love” for reasons I’m completely normal about. After Owen’s reveal he’s fully informal though.

Sergio is informal with everyone :]

(DMA is informal during Somebody’s Gotta Do It, but not during their conversation)

Richard "Dick" Big is formal with everyone, yet manages to be the most disrespectful person ever <3

#sorry this was so long oh my fucking god #it's like 1.2k words im sorryyyyy #hopefully its understandable #spies are forever #tin can bros #saf #agent curt mega #owen carvour #tcb #cynthia houston #tatiana slozhno #barb larvernor #the informant #the deadliest man alive #deadliest man alive #sergio santos #uhhh #magyarposting #szol's spy rambles #richard 'dick' big

[nosamyrag]

#fat joe #air force 1 low #terror squad #nike #sole collector #sergio santos

[amazingmsme]

How about Sergio and his wife? They're family people. I think they'd probably know the best tickle spots.

Like they've been married for years, so it's got that familiarity and warmth from spending so much time together.

Maybe if there's a kid, they've got that too

Sergio my beloved, he’s just trying to make money for his family!! He doesn’t like selling bombs, he’s just gotta provide for his wife! & maybe kid!

He’s so loving & chill based on vibe alone, I have no doubt that he & his wife have a lot of tickle fights! I can just see him chasing her around their house with wiggling fingers & chuckling

I checked the wiki & it doesn’t mention any kids, but he’s got a niece & nephew, & I’m deciding right now that his wife is pregnant. (They want them to have a cousin to play with, so they’ve been trying. She was gonna surprise him on their anniversary)

But Sergio would be SUCH a fun & goofy dad! Call him basic, but he does a great tickle monster impression lol

#asks #anon ask #saf headcanons #spies are forever headcanons #sergio santos #& unnamed wife #spies are forever #saf