One of the things that’s incredibly funny to me about Murderbot and ART’s meeting is that Murderbot is being so ridiculous about it.
ART: *bumps up the life support to make its construct passenger more comfortable, watches shows with its new friend, offers free surgery and advice to pass as a human, watches over Murderbot as it goes to do dangerous things, watches out for Murderbot’s new humans*
Murderbot: This asshole boat is trying to kill me and I hate it so, so much. Yes I’m being a brat about it, no I don’t intend to stop-
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Ngl the story progression of RWBY never fails to make me laugh like volume 1 was like "look at this cool world! We're gonna be hunters/huntresses! We're gonna fight evil" and now it's like "I have personal beef with god"
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Stop shipping quality man Dazai Osamu with irrelevant flop side characters who absolutely do not deserve his greatness and beauty
@sad-emo-dip-dye @justsomewill @stlangels @noxious-amillion @sleepy-kitty-boy @b4ckr00ms-k4ndl3z @gempuff11 @kyoukamybeloved @hmmmmmhmhmh @friedoafauthoreclipse @jkookieflowers @astraltrain @kr0issant @daz4i @pricel0ss @babygirlchuuya @2383-lines-of-code
holy shit theyre still here ahfdhjsafsjhgjhsfsdfugsdf??
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imagine wanting actual living breathing people to die because of their fictional ships could not be me because im normal and not chronically online 🥰
anyone who isn’t an exact copy of me are dumb and lame and also some ships are super duper dumb cause they don’t have chemistry or they’re literal siblings/family/an adult and a minor which like you do you ig but like i’m gonna bomb you
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