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fotibrit · 2 days
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Tony, sending peter pictures of any spiders he comes across every time he sees one: “Is this your friend?”
Peter, trying very hard to pretend that this running joke means nothing to him: “That is my friend. Be nice to them.”
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hurtspideyparker · 2 days
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Thinking about all the subtle irondad canon in MCU.
The ease Peter used Stark tech to make his suit in FFH meaning he's likely spent time in Tony's lab
All the types of Spider-suits in the data base implying Tony had been working on tons of Spider-Man gadgets and suits for Peter
Peter has been an Iron Man fan since he was at least 8 years old
Tony lent Peter a car to take his driver's test (from a car commercial)
Tony actually listens to all the unimportant details of Peter's life (and remembers them) such as getting a churro on patrol and when he quit band practice
Tony to Happy about his party: "did you invite the kid? Why do you hate fun, I like the kid I want you to invite the kid" (from another commercial)
Tony thinks of himself as a father figure to Peter ("my dad never really gave me a lot of support and I'm just trying to break the cycle of shame")
Peter being Tony's favourite young adult
Peter is affectionately referred to as 'the kid' so often that everyone knows exactly who Tony is talking about (e.g. Steve, Happy)
Tony keeping a photo of Peter in his home after his death (for longer than he actually knew Peter)
Tony not wanting to mess with time travel because he valued a peaceful life with Pepper and Morgan over half the universe's population, only to change his mind at the thought of bringing Peter back
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liliacamethyst · 1 day
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Ok but, an alternate universe where Miguel constantly feels the need to show off Gabriel and maaaaaaaaybe competes with Peter B. about who's kid is cuter
Mayday vs Baby Gabe
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In an alternate universe, Miguel and Peter found themselves in a never ending competition to prove who had the cutest and most talented child.
It all started when Peter casually mentioned that his daughter, Mayday, already knew how to talk at just one year old. Normally, Miguel wasn't like that, but something in Miguel clicked, and he felt an irresistible urge to show off his son, Gabriel. The rivalry escalated quickly from there.
One sunny afternoon, as the two families picnicked in the park, Peter pulled out his phone to show a video of Mayday reciting the alphabet flawlessly. Not to be outdone, Miguel, his muscles subtly flexing as he reached into his own pocket, presented a clip of Gabriel, barely two, solving simple puzzles with a focused frown that mirrored his father’s usual stern expression. However, the grumpy facade melted into a warm smile as Gabriel clapped his tiny hands together, clearly proud of his achievement.
"Well, the puzzle-solving is cute, but it doesn't really scream 'spider,' if you ask me," Peter said with a playful eye roll, always enjoying teasing Miguel. He noticed that whenever he annoyed Miguel a bit, a vein in Miguel's neck would start to throb—a sight Peter found amusing.
"Mayday's spider sense is unbeatable. She was born to be Spider-Man in every universe." "Aye Peter, have you seen how gracefully Gabriel swings? He's a fucking natural!" Miguel boasted, unable to resist the opportunity to show off.
"Oh yeah? Watch this!" He held out his hand, and Mayday gracefully swung from tree to tree using her web-slinging abilities. "Now that’s impressive, huh?""Well, that's nothing compared to Gabriel's web-swinging technique. Watch this!" Miguel activated his own web-shooters and swung through the air with Gabriel securely strapped to his chest.
"Oh, really, you wanna play like that Mig? Well, you should see Mayday's incredible agility. She swings like a pro,"Peter shot back, a playful smirk on his face. Miguel chuckled darkly with that playful glint in his eyes, not one to back down. "Well, Gabriel can already crawl up walls effortlessly. It's like he was born to be a little Spider-Man."
Now it was Peters turn to raise an eyebrow. "Is that so? Mayday can stick to any surface with ease. She's got the Spidey skills down pat."
„“Alright, Peter that’s it! Let’s settle this once and for all. We'll have a Spider-Man costume contest for our little ones. Whoever wins gets the title of 'Cutest Spider-Kid.'" ☀️🕷️
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Imagine waking up the in the middle of night to this on your ceiling
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Imagine trying not to be terrified.
Heavy ass doc martens thunk thunk thunking on the ceiling and youre like wth is happening then you turn on your phone flashlight and see THAT???
I don't give a DAMN if you tryna save me. it's 4AM this the response you getting from me
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Imma panic and start throwing shit at him 😭😭 imma hit him with the
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Nah homie you can't be doing that shit. Spritz spritz.
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[creds to @hobiesdump for the pic]
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“You’re going?”
“I’m going.”
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SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE ME THE SPIDER-MAN INDIA VERSION OF KRAVEN'S LAST HUNT. PLEASE. I BEG OF YOU. PLEASE.
PRETTY PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE WRITE ME MEERA SPIRALLING ON A STORMY NIGHT AND PAVITR CRAWLING OUT FROM THE GRAVE. PLEASE WRITE PAVITR PRESSING MEERA'S HAND AGAINST HIS FACE BEFORE HE SWINGS OFF INTO THE NIGHT.
PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE I WILL PAY YOU MILLIONS OF DOLLARS PLEASE I JUST ASK FOR THIS ONE THI
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Wade: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but make more money as a leader.
Peter: What the fuck.
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Spider-Man & Black Cat commission by Jorge Fornés
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v4guelyv4mpiric · 2 days
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spiders kissing or whatever
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mamaspidershit · 1 day
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Peter: I keep getting these random headaches. Natasha: Peter, I love you, but those are not random headaches. You are dehydrated, malnourished, over caffeinated, over stressed, and sleep deprived.
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milimeters-morales · 2 days
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two absolute critters + two absolute sweetie pies.
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tonystark-official · 3 days
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Ironcan’t
Peter Parked
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fotibrit · 2 days
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Young Peter Parker, being given a charm necklace after his parents died. The necklace has a charm belonging to his mother and one of his fathers birthstone. He never takes it off; theyre always with him.
Once he loses Ben, he adds another charm. It only feels right.
He comes back to life after being dusted, wearing the necklace. He adds one for Nat, one for Tony, and one for himself. He isnt who he used to be. It feels like that kid is dead.
Its only after Tony died that Peter finds out Tony took inspiration from the necklace. Pepper shows Peter how Tony engraved small symbols for each person hes lost in one of his suits. Peters symbol is the viking symbol for father and son. Pepper tells Peter about each of the symbols. Theres a lot of them: Tony seemed to feel that any blood spilled was on his hands.
After May died, another charm was added. This was the first one where the person left a charm intentionally, for the purpose of being added to the necklace.
It was getting a bit heavy around Peters neck, nowadays.
Once the spell took effect, Peter wondered if he should add charms for everyone hes ever known.
He just took the necklace off instead.
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hurtspideyparker · 2 days
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Peter and MJ sharing sleepy smiles and cuddles on the plane ride home from London <3
From this deleted scene
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picture-past · 14 hours
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The whole squad when Noir start talking about Vulture biting the heads off chickens and eating Uncle Ben and then he realizes that the cannibalism part actually isn't apart of the canon event and that's just a Him Thing
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hawkogurl · 2 days
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