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cistematicchaos · 1 month
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ok so i have a stack of concerning things happening with my body rn but i also have no idea what to do beyond document them and hope when they eventually fuck me over, i can at least say "i didn't ignore them, i knew about them, i just had no one to help me"
that's a very ominous thing to say, i know, but lol what else can you do.
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cfabyssal · 11 months
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I see someone has good taste
//Emet and I have a love-hate relationship. One minute they enjoy me, one minute they want to murder me, and the next minute...yeah. So this is their revenge on me and everyone getting their punting foot ready.
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cruelsister-moved2 · 1 year
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if you call them D# and Db instead of Eb and C#, apart from in the specific context of a key signature with more than four sharps/flats or a mode where the D# is functioning as a raised D or the Db as a flattened D, you are so not normal for real you need to get help
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nomaishuttle · 1 year
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my chicken and djmplings were UNDERCOOKED. so im trying to cook them longer everybody pray.. i also added the onion and celery back in chopped up small bc i ws like omg maybe thatlle be yummy. But well it was a mistake very sad.. its too late bc ive already mixed them in so its whatever..
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cambriancutie · 1 year
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i need to stop wearing my binder so frequently bc it genuinely is starting to hurt but without it i will be read as a girl and i dont need that with my mental state atm
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8-bitdyke · 2 years
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just spent an embarrassing amount of time scouring through tumblr duckduckgo and several episodes looking for a scene i for the life of me couldnt remember only to realise it was from a trailer i havent seen .
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rhinco · 6 months
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actually the best ship dynamic is i would kill for you. i would kill anyone who layed a hand on you. please let me kill for you. please let me show my devotion by dirtying my hands, it's the only way i know how. let me destroy anything that hurts you. i've hurt you too. i'm destroying myself.
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guooey · 1 year
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hemaris · 10 months
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i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i'm begging you
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frostedpuffs · 6 months
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HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them
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raspberryzingaaa · 6 months
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It becomes very very evident when an author has never interacted with small children before. PLEASE stop writing 4 year olds with baby voices, I promise you they do not answer in short sentences the way a baby might. They can and Will start monologing
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creme-meme · 3 months
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Lil Nas X is someone who tragically had to have a wildly successful music career in order to support his true passion, being a top quality internet troll
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onismdaydream · 2 months
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best friend megumi fushiguro who doesn't let anyone else get close to you, especially not someone who he knows just wants to get into your pants. he'll stand behind you, his stare intense and deadly, a subtle baring of teeth, until the guy fumbles over his words and dashes away.
megumi knows you're a virgin, never even had a proper boyfriend once the dark haired boy found you — there's no secrets between the two of you. well, almost no secrets.
you didn't need to know the way megumi couldn't help himself when he was alone in the darkness of his room, fist wrapped around his aching cock, moans muffled as he stuffed his shirt is his mouth. a small part of him wished you were here with him, that it was your hand stroking him and making his tip leak that pearly white. or better yet, maybe you'd let him take your virginity. maybe you would beg him to make love to you, spread your pretty thighs apart so he could go right where he belongs.
he wonders how it would feel, being buried deep within you. he was a virgin, too, after all — saving himself for you.
but your first time together would be special, it would be perfect, not some rushed and sloppy fuck because of his carnal desires. megumi needed to be patient and let everything fall into place. he couldn't have you running off to someone else when you two were made for each other.
so he waits for you to realize that fact, too.
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moncuries · 5 months
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matters of state
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corpseprince · 1 year
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we should talk more about cities that are vampires. cities that are cold and wet and sink into your bones and stay there. cities that are hungry and want to live. dead cities that dont know they're dead and suck the life force of their people to maintain the delusion. cities with harbors that are actually mouths; one-way entries. cities that are devastatingly lonely and see consumption as love
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