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#SO SEXY SOOOOO SEXY
ryyoasuka · 3 days ago
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worships this song
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h-isforhome · 11 days ago
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hey babes just had epic fail moment no.382583
#my beloved beloved car for year 2000 started beeping bc my sister unlocked it from the inside when all the doors were locked#bc it’s like . an anti theft thing right but since the car is so old the panic button on the keyring doesn’t work#so it took a Long fucking time and a phone call to my dad who was napping bc long shift and also he’s fasting and tired#to make it shut up and the Worst thing abt this !!!!!#it happened in the middle of a small town shops area yk idk what u call it but it was in the parking lot#for ten (10) different stores in a line and also next to a big road#so that was sooooo sexy#and at one point the guy from little cesear’s came out 😭#i was parked Right Outside of it bc i had just gotten the pizza#(which i comepletlyyy fucked up bc i don’t know words and also bc i hate ordering stuff#and so the person at little cesear’s (not the same as the one that came out) knew i was a Child)#so i think he realized that and left me alone bc good god if he had asked i wouldn’t know what the fuck to say#and he came out when i ~problem solving with dad and GOD anyway it was so fucking embarrassing so many ppl heard#ALSO IT WAS SO FUCKING LOUDDDDDD god and THEN#IF THAT WASNT EMBARRASSING ENOUGH ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#when i got home and parked in the driveway it started beeping again as soon as i took the keys out#and i tried to like . do what my dad says yk bc it’s an anti theft thing you gotta lock and reopen the doors#so i Did and it Stopped and good GOD that was a fucking Trip#man i am NEVER buying from cesear’s again <3! in that specific area with my car my mom can do it idk
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suitmotif · 18 days ago
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i love hyperfixating. no i don’t . yes i do <3
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bbbbbbbbbbbbbbb-8 · 28 days ago
you talking about captain america is sexy pls continue i want to hear all your steve bucky thoughts pls ruin my life with them
i had 0 thoughts (what else is new?) until a....let’s call them “helpful”...anon dropped in a few days ago and told me to read not easily conquered. i started it during a break in the day and now my head has TOo Many Thoughts. Much too much. so much that im almost blanking under the weight of it. i can literally feel the headache that i usually get when i’m thinking too much about something. i’m somehow 100+ thoughts and 0 thoughts at the same time
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bakatenshii · a month ago
MY GOD THE SHIG TIKTOKDKFJRJS HE IS SO FINE FOR NO REASONSJDJFJEK I LOVE THAT MAN I LOVE HIM SO MUCH GODDDD WANT HIM TO BLOW SMOKE IN MY FACE
GOD WHAT I WOULD FUCKING GIVE TO HAVE HIM JUST BLOW THE SMOKE IN MY FACE AND SMIRK DOWN AT ME ALL CONDESCENDING AND COCKY AS IF IM NOTHING BUT A FLECK OF DUST THATS PAINFULLY IN LOVE WITH HIM AND HE KNOWS IT OH MY GOD
this one. THIS one, is the one that solidified my corpse six feet under. it was an instant k-o. i saw it and my body just fell, lifeless, onto the floor. rip angel est 1998-2020 aka when i saw it
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umjamma · 2 months ago
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legitimately im so happy ive been kinda anxious and questioning my gender identity lately yknow like worried that im faking it or w/e and that this will have been a waste of her money but putting it on i feel so so happy w how i look 4 the 1st time in a WHILE it feels so affirming @ gc2b
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terudai · 2 months ago
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ok another sexy thing in strikers, not sexier than the original but still sexy, is how they went "fuck being deep and have 7 hidden meanings for every single detail. we're gonna invest in THE AESTHETIC now"
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frightguard · 2 months ago
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“i made you who you are.” are vanny and nessie the same people or not. are the animatronics your friends or not. sexy sexy graphics and potential free-roam environment. sun and moon. why is s.t.a.f.f. abbreviated like that
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bakatenshii · 2 months ago
porn fiend shiggy who lets you call him your boyfriend but he doesnt hesitate to tell you where you rank amongst his waifus, fav porn stars, and best girls (dead last). but puppy love, heart eyes you takes it as youre still above other real humans in his life which is good enough. the absolute dedication you have to learning their voices and doing it in bed only for shigaraki to smack you like "don't taint them." he'll tell you you'd be the bitch added to an anime for sex and has no worthy to the plot. that its a "good thing" you have "anime tits." porn fiend bf shiggy who calls you his hole and you're like "thats a weird way to say gf" and he's just like "shut up before i fuck a chick with a better costume than you at the next anime con."
I HAD THIS SAVED IN MY INBOX JUST NURSING IT AND REREADING IT AND EVERY DAMN TIME IT GETS ME LIGHTHEADED HHHHH OH MY GOD, ALL THESE PORN FIEND SHIGGY ASKS HAVE ME ASTRAL PROJECTING HNNNN MY LORDDDD YALL HAVE NO MERCY, NONE
I wish I had something to add but I really truly don’t, my brain is fried from the sheer amount of times I’ve reread this and fact that he lets you call him your boyfriend, puts up with you in the end, is just so romantic to me. it has me so so soft hhh PORN FIEND SHIGGY & HIS ABSOLUTELY LOVESICK 3D GIRL IS MY FAV TROPE AND I’LL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP REEEEEEEEEE
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kkyuns · 2 months ago
AGDHAJD THE PICTURE WITH THE TAILCOAT AHDBSJDNSJS HE LOOKS SO DISTINGUISHED the other look got me like 👌👀 and then that fucking gold embroidered tailcoat with slick backed hair has me 😍😭 like hello mr darcy sir but make him sexy and rude ahdhajd he looks like he'd be the most eligible bachelor at the soirée and every girl is tripping over themselves just for a chance to dance with him,,,sir I have no dowry to offer for marriage but I'd like a dance too 😭
HHHHHHH the sexy picture and the fancy pants picture next to each other is just like!!! the duality!!!!! he’s like the definition of duality!!! ALSO HHHHH him as mr darcy im just like losing my goddamn mind over here like where is this man going with his fancy outfit i need to find him and court him <3 changkyun’s outfit is like i need to be the sexiest man in this ballroom goddddd im still losing it lads is anyone else still not ok
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bisexyzagreus · 2 months ago
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me worrying like oh no what if the professor gives me 0 points on this assignment because i decided to go and do more work on it than i needed to which didn’t actually affect the main assignment itself at all >-<
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bakatenshii · 3 months ago
do you think feitan would be into piss?? because I think hed be so mf nasty in bed >:)
i think feitan would be the meanest, coldest, hardest dom in existence and my pussy throbs for him. he’s canonically a sadist, c-can u imagine him? in bed???? god he’d use u as an urinal I just know it, alternatively he’ll make u piss yourself in front of the troupe or something equally humiliating, he’s just so so so nasty I adore him thank u nonnie ur taste is impeccable ꈍ .̮ ꈍ
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