#SMELLED ILLEGALS

[ivvmell]

I like to h/c that clone commanders have Highly modified nose, hearing, etc, because this gives me the right to say that Commander Cody sneezes of long presence with Skywalker (the cause of the allergy has not yet been clarified for sure)

#anakin before briefing always check how hes smell and even go to bathroom but cody still stands with red eyes full of tears #501 - hot spices and 212 smells more like tea+kaf #nobody understand why commanders dont like to go from Their venators to else's except the commanders themselves #its okay to live with eternal smell of blood+sweat and illegal alcohol #But not with this smell of shampoo wtf u using guys on MY venator its cherry blossom with notes of gun's ash #cody is the mom who doing greate cleaning every friday on main rooms #and when going to kid's(501) and dying in suffer of cheetos crunchy and colas' smells #commander cody

[elminster-big-naturals]

please tag your EA gale pics as #jumpscare, thank you

#i'm kidding but as someone who went into bg3 blind on release seeing ea gale triggers my fight or flight reflex #he looks like a convenience store supervisor who only cards cute young women so he can memorise the personal details on their ID #he looks like the kind of guy who'd hit a deer with his truck on purpose so he could illegally claim it as roadkill #he looks like he smells like your dad's slippers #instead of summoning a plush 4-poster bed he summons a piss stained mattress with cigarette-burned sheets that are coming off at the corner

[davyjoneslockr]

I love it when Vento Aureo fics refer to Bucciarati as Bruno, Abbacchio as Leone, Fugo as Pannacotta/Panni etc, but Mista is still just Mista. Like this fandom will thirst over guys named Rice and Ham but draw the line at calling a man Guido

#tbf i feel like it’s mostly the fugios calling fugo by his first name. but like #it is just extra hilarious to me when everyone in the bucci gang is on a first name basis. and then there’s mista #listen mista fans. we can’t run away from the fact that he has the same name as that italian fucker from cars forever #he smells bad he wears illegal pants he has 6 children he’s killed several people. his name being guido should be the least of our concerns #jjba #vento aureo #guido mista

[marblerose-rue]

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princess/request

do you think she's the type to beg for a little whipped cream (as a treat)

#my art #do not copy trace or steal #princess #warrior cats #warriors #wc art #HI DAWWWWN <3 #if it ever becomes illegal to give warrior cats anime hair im going to prison you will never see me again #also if one of the reasons firestar became a little warrior cat was to avoid getting neutered why wasnt princess spayed #i know they had different housefolk (im p sure . right.?) but like it should be good practice to get this done to your cats in the first #place so like. Hello #ANYWAY she is oh so soft and oh so pretty and ive always associated princess with my grandparents cat sissy #blowing a big kiss out into the wind for sissy #ALSO SORRY THIS TOOK A WHILE i cant just click the button on this pen and use the eye dropper i have to manually go for it and #change back into a pen and its soooo time consuming #i am taking a quick shower i still smell like bug spray

[surplus-of-sarcasm]

Short Prompt #10

Notes: This can work as a standalone or a part 2 to this. You choose!

TW: Bruises mention, blood mention, bone breaking mention, illegal activity mention

"There," Hero says, a sort of finality to their tone as they brush the makeup over the last of the bruises on Villain's face.

The criminal's gaze wanders over to their reflection in the mirror, eyes widening as they take note of their now untainted face, as if the scratches previously marring their visage had never been.

The hero chuckles, sharp eyes glinting with amusement. The villain is awfully adorable like that. They resemble a confused kitten as they register their own appearance and the formal attire, in a striking shade of dark green, all about style and nothing about functionality. Replacing their usual bland, practical costume. Even if they were naturally good-looking, they were usually somewhat dishevelled. It suited them, in a way, but it was very different from their current state and completely unsuitable for a gala hosted by the mayor.

"You look ravishing, doll," the crime-fighter purrs lazily, warranting a flustered blush rapisly spreading like wildfire across the villain's face and neck. "Let's go, we've got a mission to complete."

Villain nods at them, letting the Hero take their hand, feeling their face burn and desperately praying that the hero wouldn't notice how strikingly their face was flushed.

Foolish hope because Hero notices everything, and it is among one of their favourite activities to make it so cruelly obvious to the villain, letting the corner of their lip curve upwards with a lopsided smirk as they lead them to where all the guests were gathered.

If the crime-stopper isn't buttering them up too much, and Villain actually looks as attractive as their careless flattery describes, it doesn't mean at all that they can actually replicate the part, that their acting would fit the part. Maybe if the objective had been sit still, look pretty, the villain's nerves might've been calmer.

Villain had learned that Hero's real identity was that of a wealthy, young civilian. A fact that felt strangely intimate to know. They were here to procure a piece of paper from the mayor's office; some document that convicted him of striking an illegal deal.

"Oh hello, darling! You look wonderful!" a middle-aged woman in a wine red dress croons excitedly at Hero.

"And you're stunning as always," the crime-fighter replies smoothly, flashing her a million dollar smile. From whatever strange firsthand experience, the villain could tell it was completely fake. Though, in a place where the air reeked of superficiality as much as it did of ridiculously expensive fragrances, they're pretty sure it wouldn't crumble under scrutiny.

"Hmm, and who is that?"

Still letting that dazzling smile dance across their face, their enemy-turned-date brings their hand up to their lips, pressing a soft kiss into the villain's knuckles. "This is my partner, Villain Civillian Name."

"Lovely," the woman attests, though the icy edge to the sugar-sweet tone unmasks how unimpressed she is with Villain.

They were definitely not rich nor famous as VCN, but it brings them solace to know that if she knew who they really were, she wouldn't dare be so dismissive of them.

"Would love to stay and chat, but I've got some rather important matters to attend to, so see you later."

They wrap their arm around Villain's waist, pressing a kiss into their hair, almost as though they are trying to annoy that guest on purpose.

"Alright, sweetness. Your turn to shine. You're going to distract the mayor. Talk to him, keep him interested until I'm done. And you will make great work of it," they whisper, tone still silky, but it held a promise of danger, reminding the villain that this hero pretending to be hopelessly in love with them can still break bones and leave their enemies drowning in their own blood.

Villain nods at them, changing their half-nervous walk into what they hope is a confident saunter, making their way towards the mayor. They take in a deep breath, trying for some calm. They have a million and one cards to play, and they desperately hope they choose the right one.

"Mr Mayor! It's so wonderful to finally see you in person!"

An old, balding man with an impossibly thick moustache turns their way. "Ah, and who might you be?"

"I'm VCN, Hero Civillian Name's partner. And sir, I do hope this isn't too annoying, but I would love if you'd share even just a hint of how you managed to run so many successful businesses while balancing being the mayor!" They flash them a bright grin, eyes wide with well-feigned excitement.

Judging by the grin on the man's lips and the awfully proud, "Certainly," he gives, Villain had made the right choice. Flattery was any egotistical person's kryptonite. Any chance they got to talk about themselves, they jumped at immediately.

And so, the villain gets stuck being tormented by the man's incessant chattering, nodding and smiling through it all, until they feel a light tap on their shoulder. Their saviour.

Shaking his hand warmly, the hero beams at Mayor, eyes devoid of any trace of malice. "Ah, I see you've met my lover. Mind if I borrow them, sir?" they quip.

"Sure, HCN!"

"Well done, love," they congratulate them once they are far away from the mayor. "Things went as smooth as ever. The bumbling fool kept his study unguarded. Keeps most of his papers outside his house. He thought he was so clever."

"Shouldn't we be leaving now?" They raise an eyebrow inquisitively.

"So soon? That's suspicious. So how about a dance, dove?" They extend their arm forward elegantly.

Slowly, Villain takes it, letting themselves be dipped and twirled by the hero.

It feels like magic, however fake it was meant to be. However dangerous it was to do this with their supposed sworn enemy. It takes their breath away, and between the lazy compliments, the dancing and the delicate kisses pressed to their jaw and cheekbones, at least a fraction of it must hold something beyond a perfectly executed act.

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#prompt #hero x villain #a little gremlin's writing #villains and heroes #heroes and villains #fake dating #mmmm smells like enemies to lovers #romance #flirty x flustered #female writers #writers on tumblr #lamy writes #fiction #hero #villain #tw bruises #tw blood and bone breaking mentions #ughhhh I love them both so much #tw illegal activity mention #sexy dynamic mon amour 💯 #yayyyy lamy actually wrote smth

[homeless202]

one of EY's oldest friends trusts HJ to take care of him.

and he was right, ofc -> a concerned HJ interrogating EY abt his living situation.

#'i got murder on my mind' <- ey's thoughts in the first panel #ey's still hung up on hj coming to the pc cafe lol #also. since he's been living with others for 2 months means ey didn't spend the winter outside. i'm so glad he's ok😭🙇‍♀️ #altho it's prolly illegal. i'm glad networks like that exist. to allow minors to live somewhere a lil more safe than at home if necessary #i like how ey asks hj if he heard that online cuz like....man's asking stuff that's already happened to ey before #he's speaking from experience😭😭📉 #but i truly appreciate the concern #also. also. ey's unnamed friend deserves at least a name. he's been helping ey in the background since the manhwa started #<- he needs more appreciation frfr #no home #no home manhwa #집이 없어 #webtoon #eunyung baek #haejoon goh #ey hj parallels #meta #ALSO GUYS #i can smell ey's backstory abt his time living on the streets coming closer. i'm so excited for that😭😭🙇‍♀️🤞

[doulayogimama]

I miss weed.

#it’s really not okay that I have to smell cigarettes everywhere I go #pass by bars with rowdy drunks #but weed is illegal #cool cool cool #makes sense

[alsosprachvelociraptor]

TimJim, 70s flavour 🕺🧷

#TimJim #Jimmy Valmer #Timmy Burch #70s AU #South Park #Timmy is a dirty british punk that has every disease VS Jimmy smells so bad of every kind of illegal thing #perfect couple <3 i will draw them kissing soon #i do things

[when-wax-wings-melt]

where the fuck did they get the cheese

#im under the impression that they do not keep livestock and are essentially vegan #perhaps this is from the forbidden cities. which ??? is it illegal like cuban cigars. or is it from before the human assistance program end? #in which case how old and stinky was that cheese for the smell to have lingered #summer rambles #summer reads kotlc

[clefairytea]

I’ve been myself almost my whole life and known I’m autistic for years and literally have a PhD on autism WHY am I surprised every time I have symptoms.

#clefairy squeaks #Well it’s on mental health but autism is a big part #This brought to you by me being miserable in a noisy busy mall and needing to pass out for twenty minutes on returning home #All the noises and smells and all the different air conditioning and heating and music malls should be ILLEGAL

[im-still-watching-anime]

first day of food service done and you know what yall were all right customers SHOULD be illegal

#especially door dashers they all want that 5 star rating so bad #is it ready is it ready is it ready is it ready is it— #like bro i just got here i don’t even know where the napkins are #should also be illegal to leave the new hire alone for like an hour to make orders without supervision but here we are #not managers fault since i think we were shorthanded but still #cappuccino drinkers need to battle me to the death 1v1 #and for my last complaint - sucks that my hands are apparently doomed to smell like coffee forever now but whatever #actually having money will be worth it probably maybe #not anime #life junk

[mindflayer-inc]

Final Fantasy IX characters are being charged with crimes…

#FFIX #final fantasy #Zidane #vivi #Quina #ff9 #I actually like the game but wow do ppl forgive some messed up stuff #Beatrix #I didn’t forget Garnet and Steiner illegally crossing the border I just don’t want to smell like pickles

[nightmarist]

When you make perfume you can use as few scents even as little as one, but contemporary perfumes are usually 10 and more notes, plus the combination of scents can change so much about each other. It was fun making Raphael and Astarion’s though. Their main notes are the canon ones but they’re framed with other things like storax, galbanum, vetiver, etc that i hope capture the feel of the characters overall.

I called Astarion’s Crypt Rose bc it has florals and earthy undertones covered up by the rosemary and bergamot, which is a medicinal combination that historically is used to cover up death. Stephen at one point said he thought Astarion would smell like “florals with a surprise” so I figured the medicinal scent was the “surprise” and added geranium, roses, lilac, vetiver, agarwood, and a few other things I wrote down. I think this combination at first smells strongly of a pleasant medicinal cure, then faintly like a freshly mourned grave with flowers at the headstone, earthy with a touch of petrichor and florals that cut through pleasantly complimenting the rosemary and bergamot.

Raphael’s was rather fun, and sort of smells like a daytime temptation so I called it Dance with the Devil, imagining it up close but requiring a polite image to be upheld. The palmarosa and pepper are nice fresh-spicy scents, and musk made it rather powdery. Most people think musk is rather deep, though, so to sort of add that masculine touch i balanced it with agarwood, cedar, tobacco, storax, and a tiny, tiny bit of teakwood to give it a sort of “burning in hell” undertone among a few other things. It doesn’t overwhelm the palmarosa nor pepper, however, it really frames them. The cherry gives it a touch of sweetness that’s very enticing without being over the top. It smells very “daytime” like a temptation you’re not allowed to have yet because temptations are meant for night.

#i want to give it to people so badly. smell my perfumes….. pls…… #(requires a liscence and is illegal to ship overseas) *cries*

[lowdowndandy]

really wish I could just sit on the porch and smoke a joint and watch the morning but it's already 85° and also my neighbor is a cop

#can't smell the difference between legal and illegal weed #vibrating into eternity

[pinkprettycure]

godai isnt getting high either whoever voted for that is crazy. yall crazy. Godai's boyfriend is a cop bffr

#Are you telling me Char broiled this burger? #weed smells SUPER strongly and its SUPER fucking illegal in japan

[gelato444]

I smell so good rn

#Brazilian bum cream but for your entire body #thag stuff smells amazing it should be illegal