#Roddenshmirtz

[wildshadowtamer]

hey what are all the pnf/mml ships u ship?

oooo! 

Italics is uncertain, bold is main ships/otps, underlined is not quite otps but still very close to my heart.

Buferbjeet (Buford x Ferb x Baljeet)

Moral/Moraless (Monty x Carl/Monty x Carl x Vanessa)

Past Monoshmirtz (Monogram x Doofenshmirtz)

Past Roddenshmirtz (Rodney x Doofenshmirtz)

Montessa (Monty x Vanessa)

Banana Bread (Roger x Professor Parenthesis)

Phinabella (Isabella x Phineas)

Ronnieberry (Veronica x Lyla)

Perryshmirtz (Perry x Doofenshmirtz)

Pandashrine (Peter x Professor Mystery)

Charlinda (Charlene x Linda)

Dakavendish (Dakota x Cavendish)

i cant think of anymore right now but i’ll probably add some if i think of any

#phineas and ferb #pnf #p&f #buferbjeet #moral #moraless #monoshmirtz #roddenshmirtz #montessa #banana bread #phinabella #ronnieberry #perryshmirtz #pandashrine #charlinda #dakavendish #buford van stomm #ferb fletcher #baljeet tjinder #monty monogram #carl karl #vanessa doofenshmirtz #major monogram #francis monogram #heinz doofenshmirtz #rodney #aloyse von roddenstein #roger doofenshmirtz #professor parenthesis #isabella garcia-shapiro

[radondoran]

For the domesticity meme, either FerbxVanessa or a P&F crack pairing (Because why not? Lol)

I might still do Ferb/Vanessa later, but in the meantime, is Doof/Rodney cracky enough for you?

who cooks normally?:  Ever since the Cook-izer and the Cook-inator blew each other up ("Who installs missiles on a cook-inator?"  "Who installs ray guns on a cook-izer?"), they mostly just order in. 

how often do they fight?:  Constantly.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?:  They both still have their own separate evil schemes to carry out.  They've talked about becoming an unstoppable evil couple, but they can't work out the details.  Besides the all-important question of what to call their inventions, there's the fact that only one secret agent can fight an evil operation at a time, and both Doofenshmirtz and Roddenstein have a lot invested in their working relationships with Agent P and Agent K.

nicknames for each other?:  Doofy and Rodney.  (Oh wait, that's canon.)

who is more likely to pay for dinner?:  The first time they ate out together, Doofenshmirtz was prepared to fight over this; it was Rodney who pointed out that they were evil and could simply dine and dash.  When that's not a possibility, Rodney is usually the less broke one.

who steals the covers at night?:  Roddenstein steals them deliberately and maliciously.  The only way Doofenshmirtz can get comfortable is to cuddle up close.  It's a brilliant scheme.

what would they get each other for gifts?:  Usually it's tools, but occasionally they'll build each other things.  The nicest thing Doofenshmirtz ever built for Rodney was an izer.  Not an inator, mind, but a Doofenshmirtz izer.

who kissed who first?:  They still argue about this.  Roddenstein maintains that Doofenshmirtz kissed him so he could steal the remote to the Frequency-Pulse-Izer; Doofenshmirtz insists that it was Rodney who kissed him to distract him from stealing back the remote to the Frequency-Pulse-Inator.

who made the first move?:  The same argument.  Occasionally one of them, say Doofenshmirtz, will concede that he might have initiated the kiss.  The next thing out of his mouth will invariably be, "But you're the one who started taking off my clothes!"  One thing is certain:  they never did get around to activating the Frequency-Pulse-Inator.

who started the relationship?:  This one they know the answer to.  The grey morning after, when Rodney was about to slink out of Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. forever, it was Doofenshmirtz who swallowed his pride and said, "So do you wanna, you know, do this on purpose sometime?"

who remembers things?:  They both remember all the little things they can hold against each other; they're always keeping score, and they'll never let each other forget who's in the lead at any given moment.

who cusses more?:  Rodney.  When he really loses his temper, he also loses his affected accent and cusses like a South Dakotan.  It never fails to make Doofenshmirtz laugh, which only makes Rodney angrier.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?:  The response is about the same on both sides, and really depends on the situation.  If, say, Doofenshmirtz is hurt in a particularly rough battle with Agent P, Rodney patches him up and commisserates.  On the other hand, if, say, Rodney is hurt in an izer accident, Doofenshmirtz patches him up while giving an infuriating lecture on how he could have prevented it.

#oops i kind of ship it for real now #roddenshmirtz #domesticity meme #phineas and ferb

[wildshadowtamer]

My Phineas & Ferb Rarepairs

there’s not many of them but oh boy do i have some

1. Rodney x Doof (Roddenshmirtz)

2. Doof x Monogram (Monoshmirtz)

3. Carl x Monty (Moral)

3.5. Carl x Monty x Vanessa (Vamoral? tbd)

4. Roger x (Human AU) Professor Parenthesis (Banana Bread)

5. Professor Mystery x (Human AU) Peter The Panda (Pandashrine)

6. not sure if this is a rarepair but Buford x Baljeet x Ferb (Buferbjeet)

#blame zosonils and leedoobles for dragging me into buferbjeet and pandashrine/banana bread respectively #phineas and ferb #Banana Bread #Moral #Monoshmirtz #Roddenshmirtz #Vamoral #Pandashrine #Buferbjeet #pnf #p&f #rodney #Heinz Doofenshmirtz #vanessa doofenshmirtz #monty monogram #roger doofenshmirtz #professor parenthesis #professor mystery #peter the panda #buford van stomm #baljeet tjinder #ferb fletcher #carl karl #aloyse von roddenstein #his full name can fuck off #rarepair list #rarepairs #ive only seen 2 posts for Banana Bread (the ship) and i have no idea how or why its a thing but im obsessed #carlyla