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#Resident evil quotes
darkheart-darlings · 10 months
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“Why can’t you understand, Chris? Do you really believe the world is worth saving? Natural selection leaves the survivors stronger and better! Humans have escaped this winnowing for far too long!” –Albert Wesker
I want nothing more than to be free of that bitch. So I need power. I need enough power to destroy her. These are the fruits of my power. The strong will destroy the weak. That’s the way of the world! You shouldn’t have refused me, Ethan.“ –Karl Heisenberg
We are all the heroes of our own stories.
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Y/N, trying to hype up Leon’s low self esteem : I’m serious! You look good, anybody would be lucky to have you, an—and you’re such a good person, like—
Leon, stares blankly at them : So date me.
Y/N, stunned :
Y/N : What?
Leon : So date me.
Y/N, slowly backing up : I mean. …..I’m not…..
Leon, suddenly beeline towards them : You said I’m a good person, so date me.
Y/N, suddenly the room feels hot : yeah but—
Leon, kabedon them to the wall : You said anybody would be lucky to have me, so be lucky.
Leon, tips their chin up to his hot stare : Date me.
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[I just got this off from Pinterest 😅 idk who’s the og artist pls tell me if u do thx]
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rosestarlightkatarina · 4 months
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kotoriarlert · 2 months
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Jill: I sleep with a knife under my pillow
Claire: I sleep with a gun under my pillow
(Name):You're all pathetic
Claire: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
(Name): Leon
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donnas-dollface · 9 months
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Alcina, trying to flirt for once: Are you a painting?
Y/N: Wha-?
Alcina: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
Bela around the corner, sighing in relief and whispering to one of her sisters: OH GOD I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO SAY SHE WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-
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teaaagan · 8 months
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Y/N, texting Alcina: *sends a voice message*
Alcina, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Y/N: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
*later*
Alcina: *presses play*
Y/N's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
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knifefightandchill · 2 months
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"Just hang in there Ashley, I'm coming for ya."
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ladybathoryy · 4 months
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Y/n: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Y/n: If you don't want to die, give me all your money!
Karl:Bold of you to assume I have money.
Donna:Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Alcina:Bold of you to assume I can die.
Moreau:wait,what were we doing???
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residentharper · 6 months
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okay i think i'm obsessed with making text posts now
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Person A: “Do you always have to spit out some dumb one liner every time you take down one of the enemies?”
Person B: “It’s part of my charm.”
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forgetminot · 11 months
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Incorrect Quotes Leon Kennedy x Y/n Edition
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Y/n : *texting Leon* Leon there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Y/n: pls hurry up I'm going to cry
Y/n: Leon
Y/n: Leon
Leon: Leon is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.
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Leon: "Y/n, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?"
Y/n: "No, it’s mine."
Leon: "It... looks just like the one I have..."
Y/n: "You don’t have one like this anymore."
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Leon: "You need to be more careful!"
Y/n, who was dragged into Leon's issue: "Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-"
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*Y/n and Leon are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*
Y/n: "Oh my god, Leon, drive backwards!"
Leon: "Really, Y/n? I thought I might drive forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do!"
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Y/n: "Is that a gun?!"
Leon: "It's not what it looks like!"
Y/n: "It looks like a gun!"
Leon: "Okay, maybe it is what it looks like- but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore."
Y/n: "...ANYMORE?!"
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Leon: "I like your new pants!"
Y/n: "Thanks, they were 50% off!
Leon: "I’d like them better if they were 100% off." *winks*
Y/n: "The store can’t just give away clothes for free."
Leon: "That’s… not what I meant."
Y/n: "That would be a terrible way to run a business, Leon."
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am-i-dead · 1 year
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Various resident evil memes anyone?
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saturncodedstarlette · 11 months
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Leon, crashing their place for the night : I’m really drunk, by the way. I’m sorry.
Y/N, placed the cup of water on the table : Oh, how drunk?
Leon, laying on the couch : I don’t know—
Leon, sluggishly looks at them : —do I still have pupils?
Y/N, chuckles : Yeah, they’re huge…
Leon, with a dopey smile : Oh well…
Leon : They get like that when I see you anyway. ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
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rosestarlightkatarina · 2 months
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kotoriarlert · 3 months
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Leon: I've been feeling nauseous lately, and it's annoying.
Ashley: Maybe you're pregnant.
Leon:
Ashley:
Leon: I don't know who's more stupid in this situation right now because first, you just said something that's so stupid and idiotically impossible and second, I had a mini heart attack after those words came out of your mouth.
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donnas-dollface · 8 months
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Y/N: When Alcina was born, the gods said, "She's too perfect for this world."
Heisenberg: Oh please, when she was born the devil said, "Oh, competition."
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