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figuring-it-all-out · 16 days
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Random Genderfluid Thing #996
At my last job I always felt nervous about being, "clockable," as trans, about presenting as a woman (I'm AMAB). But my current job there are a lot of other enbies around me and it's easier tbh. Even today, although I usually spend a lot of time thinking about how to dress as a woman, I was able to just throw something on and be comfortable. That's not always the case.
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curvyetcalloused32 · 2 years
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4seasonsofart · 5 months
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Alice in Wonderland, but... she ends up falling down the rabbit hole into an LGBTQ+ universe and realizes that she's queer.
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isitovernow-ootw · 2 years
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#omg a fellow aro :)#sometimes I'm afraid in a couple years I'll realize i was a woman the whole time#or even just that I'm a woman now even if i was really nonbinary all these year#i know its ok and gender is fluid and identities don't need to be there solid forever things and labels aren't that important#but I'm still often sad about not being part of the aro community anymore and its been almost a year since i realized#like theoretically its great to change labels to whatever fits you#but these labels have been big important parts of my identity for like 5 years#and its a really bizarre feeling to just. not be able to define myself with them anymore despite them being such a bog factor in molding me#like im happy i know who i am now#but whenever i see a post talking about being aro i reflexively am like and then i remember and im not gonna lie#its fucking sad#all these people i used to relate to and be a part of a community with i have to suddenly disconnect from#and like even though i realistically probably was never really aro i still FELT that pain from arophobia and amatonormativity#because i really believed i had never had a crush or romantic attraction in my life and that still made me feel broken#and alons#but i feel like i definitely shouldn't try to like talk to aro blogs i used to talk to about these feelings because well im not aro#and like what do they care about some ex aro person's struggles#they have no reason to be interested in that#I probably wouldn't care about some random straight chick's story who used to think she was a lesbian unless we were like friends#and it fucking sucks because that still feels like it should be my community#and I can't imagine how much worse that would be for actually being cis. like being trans has been such a fundamental part of my experience#all the online circles I've been in for years have been almost entirely trans and most of my irl friends have been trand#if i were to realize i was just a cis lesbian I don't know how I'd cope#like trans discussions wouldn't be about me#my experiences wouldn't be relevant to them#i can't imagine how hard it would be to accept that#god#end rant i geuss#lmk if you relate to this weird anxiety#*when i'm screaming at the sky
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One of the most trivial things that completely pisses me off is when people, specifically cishet men, change the pronouns when singing any song with romantic elements about a guy. Like shut the fuck up with your changing "Collin" to "Chloe" and "he" to "she" and "boyfriend" to "girlfriend" literally no one gives a fuck just sing the fucking song no one will think you're gay those are the fucking lyrics I hope you have eternally wet socks and that every coke you buy is flat fucking fuck off
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amenti-aardwolf · 1 year
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Guys, guys, guess what?!?
Heck, I'm sure nobody cares but I gotta say it somewhere. I went to my first transgender support group and everybody was so nice and... well... supportive! It was so cool to see people being who they really are and sharing their stories, and it makes me feel like it's actually possible for me to achieve that one day.
AND everybody called me by my chosen name and it felt so darn GOOD! Gaaaah, I need to come out so I can have that feeling every day. Only other time I used it publicly was when they needed a name for my sub order at Publix. It was terrifying but exhilarating. Tiny wins lead to bigger ones!
I don't think my parents will use my name, though; I picked a weird-ish or at least uncommon name for myself (one shared by two of my favorite characters that I relate to on some weirdly specific level) and I have a feeling that my mom would say it's stupid. (She's pretty blunt about things, but I can't blame her. It's better than having her lie to my face. 😑)
But yeah! I'm pretty happy, I'm just trying to pick a different haircut so people won't think I'm a girl all the time. It makes me scowl a bit inside every time people assume. I've been all "macho-boi-liftin'-heavy-stuff" lately to try to get people to see me as me, but that really doesn't work and it feels like I'm trying too hard to be what I already am. I just... haven't had the resources to physically come out, so I thought it would be pointless to come out as-is if everybody would misgender me anyway.
Heck, I'm not even sure it's what I want. But it's what I've dreamt of and thought about all the time for the past 6 months... it's just weird that it took me 20 years to sit there and go "woah... I'm a dude." 🤯
(Or something of that nature... mostly a dude-? I might be gender fluid because I'm worried I'll miss "being a girl" but I've felt like a guy for a while now and I don't know where I feel comfyest yet.)
So there's my rant; it was good for me to get it out, and maybe it'll help other people on here who are going through something similar. You are not alone! I'm here to talk if you find this and think you need a peer. I got you, Tumblr dude!
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tiredly101 · 11 months
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Hi! Can you do prompt 27 angst where the reader gets replaced by another newcomer and Wally forgets about her? It can be fem or gender-fluid reader.
Ooh, I like this request! So yeah I’ll write this for you anon!
Worst thing is she didn't hear
Pairing: Wally Darling x Replaced!Female reader
Part 2, Part 3,
Promp list of which the request came from!
Illustrated Au, picture doesn’t belong to me! R/n stands for random name peeps!
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F/n has always loved Wally Darling, the resident sweetheart and Wally loved her, the thing is that both were just to scared to confess or even try which lead to F/n getting her heart broken.
It a started with a new neighbor, their name was R/n and they were the neighborhood sweetheart. Of course F/n was happy that a new neighbor joined the quaint little town but she couldn't avoid the pit she felt everytime Wally would blow her off for R/n, it was almost as if he was replacing her and maybe he was, trying to move on from something they both were to scared to begin in the first place.
Months happened since F/n last talked to Wally and it was too painful to watch him being so happy with someone else so she decided to do the only thing that was left to do and that was leaving. She made her bags and started saying goodbye to her neighbors, Frank pulling her to the side to ask the reason of her parting.
"It hurts to much to see him with them Frank... I know I should be happy for them, I really do, but it was supposed to be me... It was supposed to be Wally and I but this is for the best! I have been putting to the side visiting my hometown for long enough," said F/n while hugging Frank, with a teary goodbye they parted ways but F/n knew that as soon as that train started it's way she would forget the little town and she would never see Wally Darling again but... She had to get away.
"Worst thing is she didn't hear Wally scream for her to not leave him..."
Hope you liked it Anon!
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aemondsvisenya · 10 months
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Aemond x Reader who uses sign language
This idea is so random but I refuse to back down from it, hear me out…
Disclaimer: I’m not deaf, nor am I completely mute - I have been learning British Sign Language, however, as it’s part of Makaton which can be used by autistic people like myself. However, because this is Westeros, there’s no official sign language and so I haven’t described the signs in great detail
✨ Reader has no assigned pronouns or gender, and I haven’t specified why you use sign language - could be for a deaf reader, could be for someone who is mute… whatever the reason, you’re valid! ✨
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When Aemond first meets you, he’s taken aback by how attractive you are, so he immediately goes to speak to you - only to be confused when you just smile bashfully at the sight of him but don’t say hello back
One of your friends has to explain to the Prince that you don’t speak (they quietly explain the reason so that no one else overheard), and that you use your hands to communicate. You’re a little afraid then that he’ll be disgusted by you or think that you’re deficient in some way, that you’re incomplete
Yeah, no, you couldn’t be more wrong about that
For one thing, Aemond is a scholar: he has studied many languages, though none more so than High Valyrian of course, and so he’s of course intrigued to learn that there’s a language that doesn’t involve speaking aloud, that people can use their hands to speak instead. While he thinks it must take longer, he also muses that it would be interesting and also helpful in certain situations to not have to use a voice to communicate
Secondly, Aemond is all too familiar himself with people thinking him deficient - people still shudder when they talk about his eye, even though he makes sure to wear the eyepatch all day and to never remove it unless he’s alone in his room. He knows what it is to be treated like he’s lesser, to have to work harder to overcome a disability - and he immediately sympathises with you
Aemond begins researching, seeing if there are any books on the subject of using hands to speak, but the information out there is extremely limited - so it makes sense, of course, that he go to you directly to learn first hand
At first you’re shy and a little scared because what would the One-Eyed Prince want with you? But to your surprise, he does his best to be reassuring, and he eventually gets across to you that he actually wants to learn some of the hand movements so that he can speak to you properly
As I said, Aemond is a dutiful pupil - he picks up on it faster than most others might
Some are relatively easy to remember, he finds; hello is a gentle wave, thank you is moving a hand down from the chin and bowing the head… he laughs softly when you grin and show him that “dragon” is miming blowing fire with your fingers acting as flames. Others aren’t as easy, admittedly, but he practices long after your sessions together in the privacy of his chambers, usually using a mirror to make sure his movements are clear and fluid
Before too long, it becomes second nature to him; he immediately starts signing to you when you pass each other, saying the words out loud to himself even as his hands move gracefully. He really does have such beautiful hands, you often find yourself thinking, with such long fingers… that thought definitely makes you blush
You’re honestly touched by his efforts because no one else has ever tried this hard just to speak to you, just to understand you, and it makes your heart grow in your chest that Aemond would do such a thing for you
What’s even more surprising is that soon enough, Aemond even begins doing some of the signs without even thinking when he’s talking to other people - only a couple of basic ones like please and thank you before he realises what’s he’s doing and stops, but it still happens from time to time
When Aemond asks to court you, he does it in perfect sign language but you have to ask him to repeat it because your eyes are blurry with joyful tears; he worries for a moment that he’s gotten the signs wrong but you hurriedly use your hands to tell him that no, he did it right, you’re just so happy and you want to see him ask again
Honestly he’s just super attentive and highly tuned to whatever it is that you’re saying, you always feel like you’re being heard when you’re with him because he takes everything you sign seriously
Woe befall anyone who dares mock or make cruel comments about you - Aemond doesn’t have time for such uneducated filth, and he wastes no time in making sure they never do such a thing again
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shanastoryteller · 5 months
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Hello! I have a really roundabout question but it's like 3am and will try to be succinct but likely fail.
You are one of my favorite fanfic authors who makes me feel so blessed because of so many of the fandoms I love and grew with are fandoms you have written wonderful stories in. I think I first read one of your FMAB stories and later felt a gender euphoria when you wrote "An Invisible Summer" where Naruto was Gender fluid. Later when I got into the Untamed, I was ecstatic to see you had posted wonderful multi-chaptered works centering characters and relationships so meaningfully. You have always been to me an amazing writer and I want to thank you for the beautiful stories you have shared. Finding out you had written even more stories in Tumblr and had directories felt like Christmas!
I recently got back into fiction writing after a 10 year hiatus and I want to ask you, how do you choose the projects that go to AO3 vs stay on Tumblr? I love both platforms and I'm trying to get the hang of the nuances.
This might be a silly question, idk but thank you for sharing such wonderful stories!!
thank you, i'm glad you like my writing!
it's really up to personal preference. you can put ANYTHING on AO3 really, although i'd be wary overtagging. then again, keep in mind i have been accused of undertagging, so again it's a personal preference thing
for me it's to do i have the time, passion, and energy to commit to writing this all the way through in the cohesive manner and to the standards i have for my ao3 fics? if so then, yes
part of it is that i try and not to have too many ao3 wips going at once because i try really hard to finish everything i start, even if i lose passion and interest in it. i know how much it sucks when a work you like gets abandoned, so i try really hard not to do that. part of that is not putting every idea i'm excited about on ao3 as a wip even if it means lots of things just live as snippets on tumblr or as outlines
tumblr is playground and ao3 is my office. i can post random stuff here and not worry too much about it or stress about it
but that's just how *i* choose to interact with these sites because that's what works best for me. there's no wrong way to go about it
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whiskersz · 1 month
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Hi, could I request a gender-fluid reader who’s masc aligned but feels insecure bc they like wearing stuff/presenting fem a lot and feels imposter syndrome when they are fem aligned once in a blue moon, especially bc some people were transphobic to them and made some jabs about their relationship not being genuine or that no one would want them bc of it with Husk and Angel separately?
Sorry for the word vomit, thanks and hope you have a nice day :)
Hey!! This has been in my inbox for a while, because I wasn’t sure what to write exactly since I didn’t want to do it in the wrong way. Hope headcanons are okay, and while I’m of the opinion that anyone can date anyone (as long as it’s legal) I still informed myself on what some GF people experience in relationships, since Angel is Gay :)
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Angel Dust
Angel doesn’t like people dictating on how you two should live your relationship at all.
He knows very well that he fell for your masc-aligned side and you guys discussed this many times, with you reassuring him that it’s okay if he doesn’t feel as attracted to you when you’re feeling more fem-aligned.
You guys also discussed your preferences in regard to how your partner dresses and when it came out that there’s next to none and both of you are free to wear anything you like, you both immediately felt way more comfortable in the relationship.
So he highly dislikes when random individuals try to convince you or him that your relationship is not genuine and that you’re not deserving of love, and he will outright insult them and get into fights with them if these comments are being spewed in hearing distance.
Back at the Hotel he definitely reassures you that he does want you as a partner with a kiss and some cuddles, and if he needs to he’ll even list all the reasons why he’s attracted to you again for you to hear.
He’ll also remind you that he loves you and how stylish you are, and will even offer to lend you some of his clothes if one day you want to feel particularly pretty, as he owns a lot of fem things, and in case you’re not the same size some of them are even pretty oversized so you should find something that fits you either way.
I Headcanon that Angel would probably own some pride stuff, so he would definitely get some for you as well to remind you that he’s your number one supporter!
Husk
Husk is honestly chill with dating anyone; it doesn’t matter what their gender and sexuality are, or how they dress, or what they like to eat for dinner on a Saturday night...if he likes you, he’s going to try and make his best impression and be all gentlemanly with you. He’s going to do things he wouldn’t do with anyone else such as cuddling and gifting you roses.
So if somebody calls your relationship not genuine, it doesn’t take him much to call them out on their bullshit and prove to them that it’s nothing of the sort.
He also highly despises when people are transphobic to you, and he will try to reason with them but this is Hell after all and he doesn’t expect to find many souls worth explaining this kind of thing to down there. So after a while he just leaves it and leads you elsewhere.
He absolutely loves the way you dress, when you get all pretty for him it makes his heart skip a beat. Same thing for when you try your best to look handsome; he will look at you up and down with a smirk that he can’t really hide.
In a relationship, Husk is very romantic and affectionate, so after he’s done dealing with the people who insulted your relationship he’s going to shower you in kisses accompanied by his deep purrs.
It’s very obvious though that you took those words to heart, so he’s also willing to take you out somewhere if you need your mind to get clear once again. He doesn’t want you to turn to unhealthy coping mechanisms such as alcohol or anything like that as he does, so he’d rather spend time with you and slowly get you to trust his words instead of trusting theirs.
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distilledmelancholy · 8 months
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Ok cool!! So, this is extremely random but I need comfort. Can we have some headcannons on Wally with a reader on her period (I’m pretty puppets can’t have periods but just roll with it 😅)
Can you also make it we’re reader has a heavy flow and bad cramps and gets EXTREMELY moody? That’s basically me on my period 💀
This is such a sweet ask, we all need comfort sometimes. :) I'll also make these headcannons to be gender inclusive for my trans kings and nonbinary folks <3
Also I'm sorry this took me forever to write, I've been literally addicted to Minecraft lately 💀
Wally Darling with a partner who is on their period.
While puppets don't really have the same anatomy as humans, and not totally understand some things, they can realize when you're uncomfortable or in pain.
Which grabs the attention of the absolute most of a neighbor, and he doesn't understand why you're in so much pain that you're curled up and crying. He does know that something is wrong though and will try and help you in any way he can.
Will also ask so. many. questions. and try and know everything there is to know, even if he doesn't understand why the human body even does the whole "menstruation" thing anyways.
He doesn't strike me as someone who would be grossed out with any bodily fluid really because puppets don't have any, and therefore don't understand what they even are.
Is attached to your hip for however long it lasts, constantly attending to your every need.
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“…hello?” a hand waves in front of your face.
You blink for a moment before fixing your gaze on the person talking to you, “…huh?”
“Are you feeling alright neighbor?” you make eye contact with Wally as he places a hand on your arm “you look a little red, did you forget to put on sunscreen?”
You did feel rather hot. And uncomfortable. And in pain. Why did you agree to a neighborhood picnic anyways? As you open your mouth to brush Wally off, a violent pain overwhelms you, making you let out a strangled cry and you double over in pain on instinct.
“Oh goodness! Are you okay neighbor?!” Wally rushes to your side and rubs your back soothingly.
Embarrassment and irritation flooded through you as a scene was beginning to form, “yes, just..." you clench your jaw for a moment, "argh!” you growled and pushed Wally away from you.
You didn’t look at him as you pushed yourself to your feet and started to walk away. You didn’t see his pupils shrink and a look of total devastation painted across his face. Even in the way he held himself, he was truly hurt.
You couldn’t even begin to think about your actions, the wave of anger that suddenly washed over you took control as you briskly walked towards a quieter and shadier part of the woods. The harsh sun beat down on you as you tried to breathe through the pain.
You didn't even notice that you were being followed.
"Neighbor!" A voice called out to you. When you turned, you saw Wally running to catch up with you, "I'm sorry neighbor, I didn't mean to embarrass you. I was just worried about you!"
While he was rambling, you got a moment to look at him. He seemed sweaty and frazzled, and it dawns on you that you were incredibly mean to him for no reason, and yet he is still in front of you, worried and apologizing. Your anger and irritation melted away and a feeling of guilt settled on your chest. Your face felt flushed, and you were sweating a ton. From the sun, or from the embarrassment you weren’t too sure anymore.
Another wave of pain washed over you, which made you bend over and wrap your arms around your lower torso.
Wally places his hands on your upper arms and looks up at you, “I know what's wrong, I remember you telling me about this, neighbor. You should go home and rest."
You allowed yourself to be tugged in the direction of your home by Wally, who took great care in guiding you and comforting you whenever you grimaced in pain.
When you made it to your house, Wally escorted you inside and lead you over to the sofa in your living room.
"Can I get you anything? What can I do for you?"
Looking into his eyes, seeing the concern written all over his face was too much for you.
"I don't know what's wrong with me!" You cried out, tears quickly forming in your eyes as you begin to breakdown, "I'm sorry Wally, I'm so sorry!"
As you're sobbing, Wally comes closer, trying to comfort you which leads you to wrap your arms around him and pull him in for an embrace.
"I know you didn't mean to," Wally mumbled, "but let me help, please neighbor."
You took a couple of breaths, trying to calm down, "I-I don't want help" you whimpered, "I just want you here with me."
Wally's eyes widened for a moment, before he gently wrapped his arms around you, "of course I'll stay neighbor," he nestled into the crook of your neck, "you are the absolute most after all."
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figuring-it-all-out · 11 days
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Random Genderfluid Thing #997
Sometimes I'm a genderless blob. I just don't know how to dress like one.
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teeth-cable · 4 months
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Demonolatry they are the people who worshipping demon and work with demon. Like the demon of ars goetia, seven deadly sin etc
They always told when invoking and working with demon it's need to be treated with respect. Working with these entity require an effort, time, patience and doing shadow work. Even some practioner reveal the demon don't have the same concept as human so they don't have gender, they present any form they want. The demon gremory, marchosias they identified with her/she prounouns and in other cases the demon is genderfluid or non binary
Vivziepop treated these thing as a joke like using random sigil without proper research or even considering it can be disrespectful toward these entity or the practioners
Again I found it funny how Viv prides herself for having queer rep in her shows when in actual demonology, there are many demons who are non-binary and gender-fluid but her Hell still has a binary gender system for some reason. One of the many things about the Hellverse worldbuilding that will alway confused me is Hell having a binary gender system and the hell species having sexual dimorphism because it. The idea of gender came from humans so by default Hell and Heaven shouldn’t followed these rules but let say God did create gender, it still doesn’t make sense for Hell to have a binary system. Hell is supposed to be the opposite of Heaven so if Heaven is enforcing the binary then Hell wouldn’t. Sorry I didn’t say everything on Viv’s lack of respect for religions. You explained it perfectly in your ask and I won’t be adding much to the conversation from the last time I discussed it.
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gallusrostromegalus · 2 years
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I only just started following but I have a couple questions. Are werewolves a thing and what bit of lore are you really proud of/had a sudden idea that just spiraled out?
So the clinical term for any human that transforms into an animal/more animalistic form during a specific celestial phenomenon is "Cyclical Zoothropy", of which wolf-transforming humans that have thier transfrmation cycles triggered by the "full moon"* are only a small slice.
All cases of CZ have been traced back to a single curse accidentally placed by Ancient Mesopotamian wizards approximately 20,000 to 40,000 years ago. The going theory is that they were attempting to create solar-powered super-soldiers and really, really REALLY messed it up.
Cyclical Zoothropy is a blood-bourne curse, and is transmitted in similar fashion as many fluid transfer diseases- through bites, sexual contact, or ineffective filtering by the placenta from mother to child. Certain strains of CZ have drugs that reduce the symptoms and contagiousness, but it's generally advised to avoid bites or direct sexual contact with anyone if you think you might have CZ.
"...wouldn't you know if you had it because you turn into a horse every time Orion is visible in the sky?" Not necessarily! Some cases of Cyclical Zoothropy can lie dormant for years or generations because the celestial phenomenon they're associated with is so rare. When Hale-Bopp came around in '97, more than a few people were in for QUITE the surprise! Other transformations are triggered by more erratic phenomena, like the presence of solar flares, or when meteor showers reach a certain intensity.
Turning into an animal or developing a more animal-like body isn't a good indicator either, because there are quite a few things that can cause someone to suddenly and spontaneously transform, like misdirected curses, living near a magically powerful artifact, gaining the 'favor' of a powerful entity, or eating random mushrooms you found in the woods. If you do suddenly experience transformative symptoms, please isolate yourself and contact a medical professional for tesing immediately. CZ and other transformative curses are extremely variable in nature and can effect people in unexpected ways. Also, humans have an extremely high tolerance for toxins that most animals do not, so stay away from the chocolate, avocado, oions, xylitol and grapes.
That said, CZ is a very treatable and livable condition, and there are many people with CZ that live very celebrated lives. Many lycanthropes find fulfilling work as search-and-rescue professionals, disease diagnosticians or taste-testers. The famous "Lassie" was portrayed by beloved actor "Pal" Weatherwax for almost two decades to great critical acclaim.
That said, due to the widespread nature of CZ, (while CZ is not common, it is found worldwide across regionality, ethnicity, sex, gender and class. If you know more than 100 people, odd are you know SOMEONE with CZ) certain public accommodations have been made- medical time off for transformations is legally protected in most countries, and discrimination against people with CZ is increasingly discouraged and banned under the law. Wearing excessive amounts of perfume or cologne is considered extremely rude and is grounds for barring someone from entering an enclosed space like a plane or public transit. Food labeling laws to prevent accidental poisonings came about much earlier in most of the world and even trace amounts of commonly-toxic-to-animal ingredients must be reported.
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doomalade · 5 months
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Not to mention both Viv and roosterteeth treats their trans workers horribly, Both of their shows have badly done representation which their fans will overly praise as perfectly written and gets mad if you dare to point out the rep isn’t perfect
Viv’s literally just being recoloring horns to change the width of the stripes which isn’t only lazy but crazy that the one major feature saying what they were assigned at birth as isn’t ever like, covered up or changed? Do no trans imps ever like try to like get something where their horn stripes are changed? It just feels weird that by keeping this method of telling what sex an imp was born as kinda messes with their gender identity?
What about non binary or gender fluid or gender queer imps and demons?
But yeah overall it’s like Viv wants the brownie points for having trans characters while also having a way to quite brutally point at them with basically a neon arrow and they’re only background and meant to fill up the screen as the main characters do the actually important things.
And Sallie May showed up once, spoke like five words, then was stuck to the background for the rest of that episode and then isn’t seen or mentioned again and I doubt she will be.
As for RT?
The shit that former employees especially Kdin came out with?
I’m gonna go ahead and say that May isn’t gonna speak or really even show up in V10 if that somehow magically is able to be made before RoosterTeeth officially declares bankruptcy.
And how can I forget how the only non binary characters are a random boat crew person from V4 and a bunch of talking animals in a magical land that is never gonna be seen again.
And the stans insist that Viv or RT are some saints and super progressive and trans positive.
Like pointing at a picture of a duck and saying “it’s a giraffe”
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coffee-writesthings · 4 months
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I fucking love the tf2 comics because you get shenanigans such as:
Amelia Earhart died in a hot dog costume
The Mayor of tuefort doesn't actually know what a mayor can and can't do
The mayor of tuefort forced a man to pretend to be an italian stereotype for literally years
Saxton Hale blows up the moon
Spy might have helped a child murder the santa guy from that one smissmass comic, or it was spy disguised, it's not totally clear to be perfectly honest
merasmus takes 'kill me come back stronger' pills, which soldier also takes because he thinks its heart medication
merasmus is gender fluid, depending on how you read it
merasmus in indebted to like all the mafias
australians canonically all grow australia-shaped chest hair, and are the way they are because of a golden material called australium
spy has miniature cornish hens in his teeth, as well as the rest of the makings of one of those tiny, several-course, meals
soldier just loves fighting things naked, while covered in honey. canonically-speaking, he does this all the damn time
zhanna is racist against french people
demoman is married to his liver
demoman's eye socket is haunted
soldier has little raccoon children, lieutenant bites i think was one of their names
the pregnancy machine thing
also, the baboon uterus thing
heavy's sisters are into spy and sniper, which i can't say i disagree with. good lord.
BUT THERE'S ALSO THINGS LIKE THIS:
Scout and Sniper go out to get tacos after a bad interaction with an enemy spy
saxton is so deeply divorced with maggie
miss pauling is a lesbian, if a leak of the final issue's script on 4chan is to be believed
RED demo and BLU soldier become friends outside of work but the administrator finds out so they have to kill each other and ;-;
Heavy has a family and he risks his life to feed them and he loves them so much just GAH
these people have been fighting for generations over something that's literally worthless and i think if you think more about it there's an actually really applicable theme about that to real life
the mayor of tuefort forced this just random guy to pretend to be an italian stereotype for so long that he forgot how he used to speak. he forgot who he used to be almost entirely. do you understand. in another world there is a psychological horror about this guy's life exclusively
maggie works for her ex-husband's nemesis and it's honestly not explained why but she's also clearly ashamed or sad about it
spy being scout's dad and it's a whole thing and THOSE FOUR EMOTIONALLY DEVASTATING PANELS
sniper's bio parents are cowards and fools and don't much like him and there's a whole realization that he wasn't actually australian and it puts together a lot of puzzle pieces for him,
and then later he meets his parents-- the ones he grew up with-- in heaven after dying and being brought back to life and he gets told that hes a professional and its this payoff from the meet the sniper video
"you're getting very good at saying horrible things to dying men, miss pauling"
spy is nearly murdered by classic!sniper and he looks genuinely scared
heavy and medic are in love. do you understand.
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