You may have been angry in your life. But were you " i refused to have arthur smoke any cigarette/cigars or drink alcool to avoid any type of cancer because i had a bad feeling about his health just for him to catch TB in story mode anyway" angry ?
The Reality Restoration Department or R.R.D. are there to restore reality after wizardly mishaps. I am Mage Gallus, head of the RRD.
Please start using more spells like Greater Nuclear Explosion in wizard duels instead of spells like Mass Ensandwichment or Cataclysmic Cancer Ray.
The R.R.D. has well-established procedures for undoing the damage done by nuclear weapons. Deirradiate Region is a common spell used in the R.R.D. However, a spell like Cataclysmic Cancer Ray leaves magical cancer-radiation that hurts people for decades to come, and we have no good method of defusing it as of now.
So please start using more nukes. It will make our job much easier.
If you don’t know any Nuclear Weapon spells, you can come to a R.R.D. and we will teach you some.
O Record Store Day é um evento anual inaugurado em 2007 que se realiza para "celebrar a cultura da loja de discos de propriedade independente". Este dia reúne fãs, artistas, e milhares de lojas discográficas independentes em todo o mundo, incluindo Portugal. Além disso são lançadas edições especiais de discos e CDs dentro do evento contando também com promoções especiais.
Este ano celebra-se no dia 22 de Abril de 2023.
Deixamos-te aqui algumas edições especiais planeadas para este ano e todas as lojas independentes que irão participar em Portugal.
Edições Especiais
The 1975 - Live With The BBC Philharmonic Orchestra : LP duplo e cassete
Chet Baker - Chet : LP
Björk - the fossora remixes : 12” Vinil
Blur - Blur Present The Special Collectors Edition : LP Duplo
Fleetwood Mac - Albatross/Jigsaw Puzzle : 12” Vinil
The Cure - Show (2023 Remaster) : LP Duplo
Mötley Crue - Helter Skelter : 12” Vinil
Stevie Nicks - Bella Donna Live 1981 : LP Duplo
Pearl Jam - Give Way : LP Duplo e CD Lista Completa
Lista Completa
Lojas Aderentes em Portugal
CARBONO AMADORA - Amadora Website
wahWah - Aveiro Facebook
X & Records - Aveiro Facebook
Lucky Lux - Coimbra Facebook
CDV – AUDITU - Leiria Facebook
CARBONO - Lisboa Website
Glam-O-Rama - Lisboa Facebook
Symbiose - Lisboa Website
Trem Azul Jazz Store - Lisboa Website
Vinil experience - Lisboa Instagram
Vinyl Gourmet - Lisboa Website
Flur - Lisboa Website
Louie Louie - Lisboa Website
Discoteca Rotação - Parede Website
La Bamba Record Store - Ponta Delgada Facebook
TUBITEK - Porto Facebook
Embaixada porto - Porto Website
LOUIE LOUIE - Porto Website
PIRANHA - Porto Website
Porto Calling - Porto Website
cdgo.com - Porto Website
Nota: As promoções e edições especiais normalmente são feitas no dia 22 presencialmente e algumas lojas fazem as promoções online nos dias seguintes
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A trend of drawing this with first and recent comfort characters. To be honest I don't really understand what does comfort character mean, but I've decided to draw character that was/is constantly 3d spinning in my head
Gallus is a chicken, a wizard, and a member of the Reality Restoration Department. The Reality Restoration Department or R.R.D. are there to restore reality after wizardly mishaps.
Did a fire wizard burn down a dozen buildings? The RRD are there to rebuild it and resurrect the casualties. Time travel war? The RRD will put the timeline into something resembling order. Dangerous artifacts? The RRD will try to contain or neutralize them.
“You have time travel. Why don’t you send dangerous artifacts to the beginning or end of the universe to dispose of them?”
Good question! This was common practice when I founded the RRD, and it was quite convenient too. Just open a portal and shove the artifacts to the beginning of time! But I did not know how many problems this would cause down the line.
As it turns out, of you send something to the beginning of Creation, all those evil swords and cursed amulets and boxes with dark gods trapped inside will be floating around in space for eons to come! And those dangerous artifacts may cause trouble for you in the future. On record, we have at least 31 different dark gods we sent back to the beginning of Creation, only for them to stick around and cause chaos for us later.
As to why we don’t send things to the END of the universe…for some reason the End of the Universe is a popular destination for time-traveling tourists. So there is a great risk of some clueless idiot grabbing a dangerous artifact as a “souvenir”.
Like that one time a Chronomancer brought a cursed Turbo Testicular Torsion grimoire from the End of The Universe to our current time. That was a literal kick in the balls for many entesticled beings that day.
I can still feel my balls twisting from that. Gah!