#Pogo gyms

[mapofthemazeinthemirror]

Nobody asked, but here’s some Pokémon that remind me of SKZ members!

#Felix’s is really obscure but it happens in my brain 🤷🏼‍♀️ #I named my zorua Channie on pogo and he guards the gym by my house- I’m normal I swear #please don't drag me for jeongin's! I always think of this face he makes so ! #skz shitpost #skz pokemon

[elithemiar-blog]

Pokemon Go!

I'm in need of some friends, I've only been playing for 2 years. There's so much gifting I have to do (& 15+ raids bc of quests)

Here's my code: 1882 0350 0638

Name: CryptoSketch

#pokemon go #i need like 4 sun stones #there's a gym at my work that is constantly shifting between blue and red #kind of hilarious #but at the same time there's a bit of rivalry between departments that makes pogo friends not possible #pogo

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

yup this is a perfectly normal gym

and it has all our favorite 'mons! we have paper jam arcanine:

metagarbled

kabutops jenga tower

none gyarados with left pixels

picasso

and the NES

#apparently missingno visited this gym #pokemon go #pogo #glitch

[9ragonmew]

Happy Pogo fest from the Midwest Dragon type gym leader !! ✨

#pokemon #pogo #pokemon go #pokemon go fest #dragon type #gym leader #mine

[staycalm-atthedisco]

Went to add my pokemon to this gym but this furfrou decided there wasn’t any room left ಠ_ಠ

This pompous little dog:

#pokemon go #pokemon #pogo #this furfrou needs the whole gym for themself is that right #no room for my dirty little pokemon huh #the club is full sorry go home #furfrou #I’m still confused

[badgraph1csghost]

Debating whether or not to change my Pokemon Go avatar to a girl. Thus far, I’ve managed to conceal my transed gender from the corporate feudal state and I’m kind of afraid what Google will do with that information.

#this is a pointless debate obviously considering how much i dont play pogo these days #plus ive spent like 10k pokecoins on customisation #not with real money just from what i got from gym defence

[draciformes]

Sometimes you just want to play pogo but your body or your neurodegenerative problems or the weather (making problems for the first two things) say 'no' so you decide to download bluestacks and larp as a 32 year old in the sunny country of Belize

#I am not going to interact with any other players or gyms or anything like this in case that needs to be said #sometimes i literally just want to like. play pogo. but i cant move. for some reason or another #im not going to interact with my actual pogo acct at all

[silverflqmes]

hi ellie!! can i get a modern au with cyno where he’s a huge geek of pokemon (because he would be) and he’s finally met his match, whom he’s interested in (the reader with she/her pronouns)? it can be either in a headcanon format or drabble, whichever is easier! thank you advance<3

໒⦂ 𝐏𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐄𝐊 𝐇𝐂𝐒.

notes. hello anon, sorry for the delay</3 i decided on making this into headcanons, since it suits the request a bit better; anyway i hope it’s to your likings, enjoy<3

disclaimer. there were no suitable cyno gifs so i made one myself. if you use it, don’t be an ass, credit.

genre. crack + fluff

cyno x fem!reader.

⌗ this man — THIS GEEK — has been into pokemon from his days on cartoon network. he was the guy that woke up early mornings to watch the clone wars at 7am BUT STUMBLED ACROSS pokemon one day and was like “o h.”

⌗ child cyno just starring at the screen in wonder like what is this piece of art and why have i only found it now. literally asking himself why he hadn’t bought the trading cards before ( maybe because the kids in his neighborhood were always BUYING THEM UP ).

⌗ through the show, indigo league, he also saw the games being advertised and he just had to have one — to at least TRY.

⌗ he was gifted a gameboy one christmas to play mario related games, so he decided.. to give emerald a try😐

⌗ the amount of hours that went into that game for understanding it ALONE. there was so much to learn for no reason, but a fun game nonetheless.

⌗ throughout the years cyno would continue collecting cards, literally getting them at any trip to a store with lisa ( yes, yes lisa. ), and she would just giggle but buy them, anyway<3

⌗ cards were banned at school tho because they were being exchanged left and right like DRUGS LMFAO ( this happened at my school oml it was so bad ppl were sneaking them in AND SOME GOT CONFISCATED BAHAHA )

⌗ oddly, but not so oddly, he likes electric and ground types the most, despite them being each other’s weaknesses LMAO also likes fighting and dark types though.

⌗ lucario is his favorite.. i mean, come on.. for the sake of this au, I BELIEVE CYNO WEARS THE HOODIE BC OF LUCARIO

⌗ umbreon is a close second tho

⌗ dare i say.. he almost bought the four hundred dollar life size, wife snatcher, lucario plush..

⌗ tighnari stopped him lol

⌗ furthermore, when he got pokemon mystery dungeon, explorers of sky ( I MISS THIS SO MUCH IM SOBBING INTERNALLY ).. he restarted his ds 3638393927382920 times to try and get riolu

⌗ he failed, and settled for pikachu ( riolu became his partner and actually, it worked out way better )

⌗ ( spoilers ) there were tears in his eyes at the end of the final chapter after fighting dialga and descending the steps.. iykyk..

⌗ flashing forward a few years — 2016

⌗ the year he met you

⌗ there was this gym near his house when he downloaded pokemon go ( ofc he had to hop on this train ) and gurl..

⌗ for the longest time he was on TOP with that gym, never lost.

⌗ and then this girl shows up who went up in the ranks and stole his spot

⌗ he told himself not to get mad — i mean, it’s just a silly little game, there were plenty of gyms to go around, right?

⌗ wrong, he was bothered.

⌗ and if that gym was shut down, it meant you lived near — like no way you didn’t

⌗ so on the trip to the park one morning, on his way to the pokestop, he found a girl, at the top of the slide on her phone.

⌗ it was the strangest sight to him, like what were you doing up at that hour, on your phone, right at the pokestop when pogo was trending

⌗ you had to be her.

⌗ he checked the gym again to make sure, and there you were.

⌗ “judgment is upon you.” he would proclaim, pointing at you, as though declaring war of some sorts.

⌗ meanwhile you just give the most confused look ever to him. like who is this boy and who is he to complain?? and what about??

⌗ until it finally clicks.

⌗ “twilight arbiter?!”

⌗ and now cyno is speechless because he was acknowledged by the enemy.

⌗ cue the blossom of a very strong and precious friendship.

⌗ that very first day you would both find out that you attend the same high school, wondering how you hadn’t met sooner since you lived in the same neighborhood and attended the same school??

⌗ like where were you all these years? where was he all these years??

⌗ either way, you wouldn’t waste your time together now as you both ramble of your mutual interests, trade your cards — play them, lend one another games — you name it!

⌗ he especially trades when you say that he has a card of your favorite pokemon, and of course he wants to see you light up<3

⌗ he falls first asf, but you fell harder

⌗ pokemon related puns.. i don’t have to explain this one, nor do i want to😐

⌗ owns a good bit of plushes, and has also bought you a handsome amount for birthdays, holdidays, friendship-a-versaries.

⌗ random but he stumbles across pokémon showdown one day and honestly..

⌗ “HOP ON PS! HOP ON PS!” at two o’clock in the morning.

⌗ oh you’re probably wondering, how do you get together, exactly?

⌗ “are you a pokeball cuz you-”

⌗ “caught your heart, perhaps?”

⌗ silence.

⌗ he did not expect you to finish his pickup line, nor did he expect that boldness — he truly met his match, didn’t he?

notes. my pokemon knowledge is not very extensive, it’s based on what i witnessed as a kid from the sidelines and friends</3 so i hope this fulfills your request!

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[kohakhearts]

cursed pokemon hc: ash becoming an influencer

ok in my head theres like, exactly two ways this could go. one is he's tiktok famous for all his cute pikachu vids, which would 100% happen unintentionally, like, he only got on this tiktok shit because serena or dawn begged him or something and then he was like oh well i'll post this pikachu video for them :) thinking only his friends can see it anyway cause like...no one else follows him or anything, obviously it's just like some group text thing, and then it blows up and hes confused because "WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE IN MY PHONE DAWN" and she just doesnt have the heart to tell him so she becomes his unofficial social media manager, lmao.

the SECOND one is.......he's a gym bro, except his content is like, not actual gym shit. it's just a new unhinged training regime every day - best drills for swimming in random creeks to improve your form, cardio routine where you shotgun 5 redbulls and then unleash a human quick attack and become a moving target for your pokemon to practice their moves on. he gets sponsors in his dms and he's too nice to tell them no but also doesn't understand social media monetization so he doesn't accept any money from them, he's just posting a new video like oh yeah you should go check out [team rocket's 12374578439th scam product of the year] cause someone named jimmymeow2672945689 (haha isnt that kinda of a wild name?) asked me to say so, anyway heres leg day on a pogo stick- and once again he has no idea he's insanely famous, he's just doing his thing, all his friends are in varying states of "should we tell him, or...?"

#answered #anon #ash ketchum #ash's online presence give everyone a lot of stress hes the most chronically offline person ever like #he genuinely touches too much grass. but to their immense relief he somehow never sees The HatersTM lmao

[octuscle]

Hey there, Support for this Chronivac thingy? I have no idea what this is but my flatmate keeps talking about it on the phone with his bandmates , saying weird stuff like needing a new drummer and using it on me or smth? Him and I don't get along? Ive had to work hard doing medicine and he just rode on this music scolarship and gets to laze around and hook up and be a buff menace with his friends (lucky bastards).....They're this mean punk metal thingy and i can barely stand them being so loud and stuff practicing after the gym, whatever they're planning can't be good. Looking it up only led me here.....Any advice?

I am unsure now… There is a Chronivac account with a transformation going on…. Licensee is you. And the licence is also paid for with your credit card. It all looks fine to me…

During the lunch break in the canteen of the university hospital you catch yourself drumming with the cutlery on the edge of the table. Must be some song by your flatmates' band. Cool beat. Gets into your blood. And it's catchy… You don't usually listen to music while you study, but you search YouTube for videos of the band. Yeah, you're jealous. It just looks like a lot of fun. More fun than you're having in the library. And more fun than you'll have in the lectures. Fuck, maybe you should just skip pathology class today. And meet up with your flatmate and his band at the outdoor gym on the sports campus.

Shit, the band members are all well trained. Not a gram of fat on their wiry, muscular bodies. And they're all having fun. Of course they have a boombox with them on which they play their own songs. You have to admit, a great motivation for training. You haven't worked out like this in a long time. And yet you feel fitter than ever after the training. Fuck, you really neglected your body, that felt really good!

Normally you would go home now, tidy up, study a bit. But the boys have a gig at a big club. Wouldn't you like to come along? You feel a bit uncomfortable. The guys are all wearing leather jeans and black tank tops with band logos on them. Apart from your sports shorts, you only have the white jeans and the white polo shirt from the hospital. You are also sweaty from training. You shouldn't worry. Everyone at the concert is sweaty. And when it really gets going, you'll be partying bare-chested like everyone else there anyway. Okay, it's one night. Tomorrow, Friday, there's not much going on at the university anyway. And you're only young once. So let's get into the hustle and bustle.

You party wildly and exuberantly with your friends. Where your tank top has gone, the devil knows. All this time it was still tucked into your leopard print jeans. But at some point during the pogo you lost it. You pull your wallet with the heavy chain out of your trousers and get beer for the boys with the last of your money. You have already drunk a few today. You've had just as many as a beer shower. Your hair is soaking wet from beer and sweat. But the evening is amazing! The main act of the evening is announced to the cheers of the masses. Your buddies push their way towards the stage. You ask where they want to go, they pull you along. As if in a trance, you let yourself be wired up. And then you take your beloved sticks and set the beat for the highlight of the evening.

The tour starts next week. If it goes badly, you have to make up a semester. If it goes well, the university will never see you again!

#male tf #muscle tf #reality change #chronivac #male transformation #muscle transformation

[evoilvx]

Part 2. If the RE8 ladies were properly introduced to modern society these are the things I think they would hate

I did this really late at night, so apologies if there are any mistakes!

Alcina:

Fake nails. Who puts something on their fingers that can be so easily broken? You can't slash people if something just snaps off in the middle of the fight

Latex gloves

Computer mice

Chopsticks

TV remotes

Modern doors

Vapes. She loves smoking but she wouldn't go out of her way to buy something that just creates smoke in her face and has a rancid taste, and the vape burn just isn't pleasing in general nor the same as her usual ones(to her at least)

Normal keyboards. She starts typing and all the keys start flying off???

Hangars. Don't get her wrong, she likes the idea but they always just snap into two pieces in front of her face

Helicopters and airplanes. These things are obnoxiously loud, blows her hair and hat around, don't look nice, takes up too much space for something like.. that and couldn't even keep up with her if she started flying? What's the point, she can't even fit inside (Normal people use these things Alcina...)

Every single modern brand shoe

Ads, for anything. She doesn't have the time to sit through those types of things

Fake fireplaces

Fake anything. Ex. fruits, decoration, props, things that look like they work but actually do not

Wired headphones

Baseball caps. She prefers her own hat, thank you very much.

Siri

Hard drives, she keeps losing them

Airpods, for the same reason as hard drives, and because they don't fit

Motion activated lights

Extension cords

Modern slang, what the hell is a WAP

Bela:

Ads, like Alcina. She asks her mother to buy her youtube premium and all that to get rid of them

Cheese graters

Mayonnaise

Converse shoes

Samsung

Unicycles

Bicycles

Anything with the word 'cycle' in it that isn't the spin cycle on a washing mashing

Cotton candy, she hates the way it makes her teeth feel after

Curtains that aren't black out curtains, why would you buy something that doesn't do its job (blocking out light)

Holograms

Fireworks

Cheap skin care products

Cheetos

Greek yogurt

Mopeds

Pogo sticks

The eye test where they blow a sharp gust of air into your eye

Showers with no tub. Who are you and what did you do with my bath tub????

Animal print clothing

Extremely fragmented perfumes, soaps, dish soaps, etc etc

Cliche love tropes, she's tired of seeing the same thing over and over

Cassandra:

Training dummies, she wants the real thing

Mustard

Ads

Calendars

Sidewalks, everybody is always in her way

Stop signs

Brochures

Trucks

Helium balloons

Dictionaries

Those coin pusher machine games

Egg cartons???

Hair dressers. Why is a stranger holding a sharp object next to her face

Revolving doors

The gym, it just makes her want to fight everybody. She'd rather work out at home

Instagram

Heels from Gucci

Metal lamp posts that are below 10 ft tall, she wants to fight it

Doctors visits

Yoyos

Hot dog buns

Highways

Murder mysteries, she could do so much better than that

Legos. She's absolutely tired of stepping on them

Daniela:

Airport conveyor belts

See through doors

Milk

Ads

Slide shows

Sporks, just choose one you can't have both

Goggles, then she REALLY feels like a fly

Censoring "Just say F*CK why can't you say F*CK!" (lol)

Bug spray

Toffee candies

Baby wipes, she hates the smell

Garbage trucks

Fake cabinets and drawers, she's ripped off a few handles since she didn't know they were just for show

Romance books that don't end with a happy ever after

The default iPhone alarm tune, it makes her feel homicidal

Youtube tutorials

Any chair that doesn't spin, she sat in one spinny chair and decided every other chair wasn't worthy

Captain America

Canned goods

Styrofoam (she loves styrofoam peanuts though)

Foldable tables

Glasses, they just get in the way of everything

Sunscreen

Ketchup

Fake plants, she tried chewing on one once and it was just a bad experience for her

Peanut butter

Tacos

Donna:

Commercials

Animal plushies that fall apart too easily

Too many shoe laces on a single shoe

Wired headphones, she keeps getting tangled

Off brand legos, they keep falling apart since they aren't made well. It makes her sad

Tape, specifically double sided tape

Fake plants

Narrow doorframes, they seem to just be getting slimmer every year

Plane jets

Online links that don't work.. then why is it there???

Fake cabinets and drawers

Laffy taffy

The idea that you have to throw a piece of pasta on the wall and if it sticks its cooked???

Why are people breaking pasta in half?

Slippers

Concerts

Juul pods

Animals dying in movies (she cries every time)

High school love story shows

Converse and Nike shoes

Modern interpretation of mythology and the "villains"

Captain America. (Daniela gave her a presentation on why she shouldn't like him)

Pesticide. She got a job done once for roaches and it killed all her plants (Moreau recommended it; he apologized)

Jaw breakers

The rainbow swirl lollipops

Hand air driers in public bathrooms

Sporks

Newspapers, she likes modern magazines now

Mother Miranda:

Extremely clear glass windows/doors... for.. reasons.

Glass.

Really. Clean. Glass.

Did I mention crystal clear glass?

Push/pull doors with no indication of which way it swings

Non-tinted windows

Sunglasses, she feels ridiculous

Skimpy swimsuits, she's not getting in that

Phone call ring tones, alarms, anything type of sound that a phone might make (she likes having a phone, just not the sounds that come with it)

Solid color salt and pepper shaker bottles with no labels

Velcros

Styrofoam

Plastic water bottles

Lawn mowers, she would stare outside her window every single morning, watching as people mow their lawns (that is, if she obviously doesn't live in a secluded home.. but details details..)

Leaf blowers

Nerf guns, Alcina's daughters keep pelting her with them

Doctors

Dentists, why would your fingers be in her mouth

Small mousepads

Small screens

Any modern brand shoe

Wired things, she has no time to worry about cables and all that

Heavily scented lotions (Forever 21, Bath & Body Works, Victoria's Secret), she wants her hands to be moisturized, not smell like an entire flower garden

Things that just don't have a label in general, she can't live with just a random blue bag filled with unknown contents, even if its just coffee grounds

Uber eats

Super. Clear. Windows.

#resident evil 8 #re8 shitpost #resident evil village #lady dimitrescu #alcina dimitrescu #bela dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #re8 dimitrescu #mother miranda #donna beneviento #pls send help #miranda doesnt like windows #she rlly doesnt

[x-eliph]

young sparrow headcanons :)

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sloane would get yelled at because she’d get distracted easily on missions

jayme and alphonso got in trouble the most from goofing off

sloane would beg to braid jayme’s hair

ben had a diary 💀

marcus always flirted with the girl fans when he was a teenager

fei always read the teen titans comics for raven

alphonso had a hippie phase, don’t ask why, it just feels right

ben used his tentacles to open doors, grab stuff, just overall be lazy

christopher was a mamas boy

ben loved watching reality tv shows like the kardashians, just never wanted to admit it

jayme loved tony hawks pro skater

sloane loved the sims

alphonso had secret snack drawers in his bedroom

ben would mock marcus/fei when they’d speak

when marcus would read, he’d be lifting those little hand weights

sloane had a tamagotchi she would carry everywhere at anytime

jayme had a lisa frank phase that she regrets deeply but ben brings it up to annoy her

fei would beat everybody at guitar hero

when ben wouldn’t win a game, he’d storm to his room and not leave it for the rest of the day

they all trained fei’s crows to say stuff

they all fought over the remote

fei used her crows to attack ben if he was rude

marcus had posters of different things all across his walls

ben drew portraits of pogo and grace and would give it to them

christopher’s room was absolutely high tech

the idea of adding a gym onto the academy came from marcus

during board games, ben would flip the board over

fei used her crows to explore the city for her

christopher would imitate a fire alarm to scare everyone

alphonso tried to learn how to do a cart wheel but failed

jayme somehow learned how to breakdance

sloane forced ben and marcus to let her do their make up/ dress them up

#the sparrow academy #sparrow academy #tua marcus #sparrow ben #ben hargreeves #fei hargreeves #tua fei #alphonso hargreeves #tua jayme #jayme hargreeves #sloane hargreeves #tua sloane #christopher hargreeves #tua christopher #tua fandom #tua #tua3 #tua netflix #tua headcanon #umbrella academy headcanon #umbrella academy #xeliph

[sinnohqueen]

i busted out the old pokemon go plus today so i could still spin pokestops and catch pokemon at work but it disconnects every hour. so when it was slow at work i took out my phone to check pogo and reconnect it and my coworker was like all hush hush "we're not supposed to be on our phones :("

like girl i get minimum wage with no benefits. if i wanna play pokemon on the clock i will. arceus did not bless this job with a pokestop and a gym i can access from even the break room for me to keep my phone in my locker the entire time

#i never thought id get back into pogo but im glad i am #also i do hella steps at work so im hatching eggs but i need more incubators :/ #this is the second older lady coworker who said we should have our phones in our lockers btw #and im like??? what in case of emergency what then. nah. im good

[emo-space-tea]

so i just came to the realization that the Hargreeves probably never got a proper education, like not even homeschool.

like genuinely thinking about it none of the umbrellas had jobs that would require a proper education (other than Allison but i’m pretty sure she canonically used her rumor to get her career started?)

in season 1, Luther lives and is on the moon (sent by reggie), Diego is a vigilante but actually works as a janitor for the spare room in a boxing gym, Allison used her rumor for her acting jobs, Klaus is straight out of rehab and i’m pretty sure never confirmed where they lived?, Five was at the commission, Ben is dead, and Viktor works as a violinist and lives in an ok apartment.

even in season 2, Luther works as a bodyguard/boxer and I think lives in a hotel, Diego is in a psyche ward, Allison is a house wife, Klaus lives in a mansion that was given to them, Five i’m pretty sure just stays at Elliot’s, Ben is still dead, and Viktor lives on the farm as a Nanny.

it’s so weird cuz i never thought about how they were probably never actually taught ‘normal’ things from Reggie, Grace, and Pogo just superhero training

#this also probably explains a lot of dumb decisions #the umbrella academy #tua #luther hargreeves #deigo hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #tua season 3 #tua s3 #tua s2 #tua s1

[pikipekarmy]

double fisting

So I spent a month in a more remote rural area working on my sister's farm, and in preparation for that, for not having a local crew really, I had created a second account. Not just for me to use; my sole local PoGo friend by the farm agreed to share it, and since they're red and I'm yellow, I made us a blue guy we could both log in to. Because what sometimes happens in really remote areas is you find a gym that's your color and you're like ah sweet and yeet your guy in there and then a month later you're like there was an open space in that gym because nobody ever goes there and now your guy is stuck and you can't get him back. So what you need is for someone of a different color to go knock over that gym. But out here where it might well be 20 miles round trip for your buddy to come help you, that's not real realistic. So what you do is you get a second account, log in as that one, and boot yourself.

Local Friend had a semi-broken phone with no SIM card that they could load Blue Guy onto, and after a while of that, they gave me the old phone. I forget why now, as I've been so tired I haven't been paying attention well, but now I've got Blue Guy on a separate phone and have brought him back to Buffalo with me. He hasn't existed long enough to really level up in friendship; I've traded him a few things, like a machop to beat Giovanni with, paying forward the favor paid me when I was at his level, but trading is hit or miss when you're not ultra friends etc., so I haven't done that much of it. The idea, though, is that if we get him a reasonable squad of raiders, then between the three of us we could do five-skull raids.

We tried it. We failed. But it was Tapu Lele, and apparently that one's extra hard. I'm going to figure out when we can try again, and set a time/date for it, and prepare proper counters if I can figure out how, and hopefully level up in the meantime. Not that I can even figure out a time to coordinate a single friend coming by, but that's just the full-on farm season for ya.

Anyway I drove back to Buffalo, the normal boring 300-mile drive, and at one point I was absently holding my phone in my hand and tapping the beat of the music I was listening to on my leg, and I remembered belatedly that the activity monitor in the phone counts that as steps and so when i opened the app i'd hatched an egg. So in my boredom at the long drive I then exited pogo on both phones, stuck a microfiber cloth between them, and then drummed on my thigh with the combined phones for two more albums, and when I got to Buffalo I'd hatched several eggs apiece. Well so, good I guess? It kept me very mildly entertained while not taking my eyes off the road, so it's win-win. I hate that long boring drive, if only there was a way to actually be exercising that whole time... I wish I took a 10km walk for real!!! but. Oh well. According to the app I did, so we'll just pretend that was how I spent that five hours of my life instead of The Thruway. While we're at it let's pretend I was horseback riding on a beach or something. Yeah. Oh that'd be sweet. Yeah okay. (I have no idea how my phone would count hoofbeats. Are those steps? I'll have to experiment someday. No I don't have a horse. But maybe someday.)

Yeah so-- I'm aware that having an alt account is technically against the TOS so don't turn me in. Literally everything about this game is hostile to rural players so I don't feel bad about occasionally being hostile in return. It's a game, I'm just trying to make it so I can actually access some of the features without resorting to other apps specifically designed for cheating.

Anyway apparently there was an event yesterday and I had my phone out and was playing during that event but I did not buy a pass and so I did not so much as see a single event-related thing the entire time, that was a new low for me! Usually there's some indication that something's happening, but no. That was not exciting! I hope that's not going to be typical, going forward. I guess I'm glad I hadn't gone to any trouble to try and play during this event, that would have been so frustrating.

#pokemon go #pikipek army #adventure sync #long car rides

[crag-dreams]

Unless I’m not climbing on Saturday, Friday’s workout is on the easier side, focused on controlled cardio. I love this kind of workout.

2 rounds

Pogo jumps for 30 seconds

Rest until HR returns to zone 2

Concept2 ski for 600m, goal is to build the HR to zone 5 in the final 30 seconds or so

Rest until HR returns to zone 2

Concept2 row for 1000m, build to zone 5 again

Rest until zone 2

Down dog calf raises for 30 seconds

Rest until zone 2

In general, we’re trying to recover to zone 2 in 3 minutes or less (I’m usually recovered in 2-2:30), then immediately start the next movement. It’s not a hard workout, but the focus on proper breathing, pacing, and recovery is fun to me. Followed up with a pretty chill walk through the neighborhood that never exceeds zone 2, and that’s it for the day to be nice and fresh for the climbing gym tomorrow.

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