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demieyesore · 4 days

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Cake Batter - Hayden Christensen

Summary - It's Hayden's birthday and baking a cake didn't go quite as planned

Warnings / Mentions - No warnings, GN pronouns used for reader, Reader and Hayden are not said to be dating so this can be read as platonic or romantic however Reader def has a small crush on him

A/N - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE MAN IN THE GALAXYYYYY

Requested - Nope just a little thing for Hayden's birthday

Word Count - 948

Tag List - @vixxensvoid @maevesversion @sockiess @stylesslytherinskywalker @myheadhurtscutely @yourenogoodforme @gallerygourmet @heartsforanakin @viper-0800 @helendeath

Hayden was a very important person in your life. You couldn't imagine anyone taking his spot as your best friend. It's his 43rd birthday and you wanted to do something nice for him.

You're significantly younger than Hayden, young 20's. But none the less, you two were inseparable. He was currently at an Interview for an upcoming Star Wars project while you were left at home.

The best gift you could give him was a small handmade bracelet along with baking him a cake. You didn't want to go overboard on the gift, you knew how much he enjoyed the small simple things in life. Of course he was rich and wore some of the most expensive clothes but the man also does live on a farm. His half time job is being fancy, while his free time is spent doing whatever he wants.

The bracelet was just a little cute but stupid one. It had all kinds of cute charms that made the most perfect noise if you jingled it. But you also added some letters to spell out "#1 DILF".

The baking process was going well, the cake was already in the oven while you worked on the frosting. You wore a cute little apron that was smeared with flour. Ingredients were all over the countertops. Eggshells, measuring cups, a gallon of milk, pipping bags and even more.

You finished the frosting, doing a little taste test and feeling satisfied with the outcome. You went over to the oven, pulling open the door to check on the cake. Your eyes widened when you saw how it had raised more than expected and was overflowing from the pan.

You felt panic rush through you when you heard the little doorbell ring. "One minute!" You screamed from the kitchen, rushing around to try and figure out how to fix this mess. You were looking up the best ways to deal with this situation on google as you weren't anywhere near a professional baker.

In the middle of you attempting to clean up all the batter and somehow resolve the problem without managing to burn yourself, you heard the door open. Hayden walked into the kitchen only to stop very swiftly, taking in the scene in front of him.

"Oh wow." Is all he manages to get out as you turn to look at him. "Help me please..." You mumble in embarrassment. He laughs before helping you out. Thankfully he's already dealt with stuff like this before so he practically had the whole kitchen sorted out in the matter of 2 minutes.

"Wanna tell me what happened?" He asks as he wipes his hands off using one of your kitchen towels.

"Not really..." You muttered as you scratched the back of your head. Unfortunately the cake wasn't salvageable, the only thing remaining was the finished frosting. While you looked around your kitchen, you frowned as you watched Hayden beginning to clean up the countertops of the leftover mess.

You tried to stop him but he just shooed you away, but your face lit up when you remembered he still had his present he could open.

You had put the little bracelet into a box and then put that little jewelry box into a bag with tissue paper covering it. You ran to grab it from your desk, almost falling when you ran back to the kitchen where Hayden stood. He was standing, leaned against the sink with an eyebrow quirked at you almost eating shit on the kitchen tiles.

"Here, open." You ushered the bag into his hands. He immediately took it and opened it.

"No card?" He furrows his eyebrows in puzzlement before you shake your head. He chuckles but opens the box to see the charm bracelet. He smiles before faltering for a second.

"Number one DILF? Really?" He looks amused at you for a second before shaking his head and looking over all the charms you added. Some of which were simply there to be cute while others were there as a symbol of your feelings towards him. He stops as he sees a little lightsaber charm. "Thank you..." He whispers as his fingertip traces over the metal charm.

"It's nothing really, I know how you don't really care for expensive gifts and I wanted to get something for you that showcased all of your milestones and just our friendship in general..." You rambled on as he rolled his eyes dramatically.

"Help me put it on." He gestured for you to stand next to him so you did. He held out his wrist and the unclasped bracelet. You tossed the charm bracelet over his wrist and closed the clasp as it dangled just slightly away from his wrist. Thank god you used just a little bit more for the length because it would have been too tight otherwise.

Hayden pulled you into a hug, cradling your head against his chest. You could tell that he was getting a little emotional. He wasn't really used to being appreciated in this way. After he pulled away from the embrace, he looked back around your kitchen.

"No cake, huh?" He teased as you hit his chest.

"There's still the frosting at least." You shrugged, taking the two fully filled pipping bags and handing him one. He put the nib to his mouth and added pressure to the bag. "Not bad." He said in contentment.

"Yeah well it would have been better if it was actually on the cake." You pouted.

He just smiled at you in response for a moment. "Let's go watch some movies, alright?" He said as he pushed you into the direction of your living room.

#anakin skywalker #anakin skywalker x reader #anakin skywalker x you #anakin x reader #anakin x you #hayden christensen x you #hayden christensen x reader #hayden christensen #sam monroe x y/n #sam monroe x you #sam monroe x reader

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thebeesareback · 7 months

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A return to the weird moments in the original Sherlock Holmes Cannon

-someone tries to kill sherlock by dropping a brick on him

-watson and his friends bully a child by hitting him with cricket equipment

-Watson brings up a an awkward situation and is in a bad mood because of a "bone" he had at lunch. I assumed it from a fish or something, but I actually think it's a Beaunne - a type of wine

- a man with a wooden leg scales the side of a building with a rope, gets a treasure box and then climbs back down, presumably only using one arm

-Watson develops a fierce hatred of a small dog

-Sherlock employs a load of children who appear to be both orphans and homeless. Gotta love those Victorian labour laws. However, they call themselves the "Baker Street Irregulars", which is exactly the sort of group I would have loved to join if I was 11

Toodle pip

#sherlock holmes #john watson #johnlock #sherlock #watson #superwholock #acd holmes #acd johnlock #acd sherlock holmes #sir arthur conan doyle

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harrysarchive · 1 year

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so you wanna

marry me?: h.s.

pairing:

tattooartist!harry x baker!reader

warnings:

smut 18+ please, h eating out reader that's it, oral (f receiving) in a tattoo parlour (scandalous;) ) .

summary:

"but what if i wanted to propose to you? wanna get you ya dream ring bee." he grabs ahold of my hands and brings them to his lips pressing kisses on my knuckles.

i pull my hands away and grab ahold of his face and pull him in for a kiss, " i'd marry you with a ring for the coin machine at the pizza place down the street."

harry's overworking himself for money to afford for the future.

another adventure with tattooartist!harry x baker!reader.

p.s.a. want it to be known that h and bee have been dating for about 3 years in this one shot🫶🏽

𝐘/𝐍'𝐒

𝐏𝐎𝐕

i let out a string of hums as i walk over towards harry's tattoo parlour, a pip in my step. i decided to bring him lunch knowing he likes to over work himself. (especially on fridays and saturdays knowing those are his busiest day's.) letting out a sigh of relief when i see the parlour the dark colours contrast with the lighter coloured buildings. i walk into the building and see all black walls with plants hanging and placed on counters. niall is the the first person i see and i greet him with a wide smile.

"hey ni!" i muse to him and he smiles at me.

"hey bee, how's it goin'?"

"good, brought har some lunch."

"oh he's with a client but you can go ahead," he pointed to harry's private room, "did you bring me anything ?" he sassed crossing his arms over his chest.

"ya didn't ask for anything." i huff rolling my eyes and walking towards harry's office.

as i get closer to the room an obnoxiously loud laugh echos through the halls. oh great another flirty girl trying to get her way with my man. i decide to knock on the door and harry lets out a curse.

"who the fuck is it?" he snaps before the doors thrown open and his glare is set on me before it melts into a smile.

"brought you lunch asshole." i chuckle holding up the bag of takeout.

"thank you m' heart. come in." he move to the side and i slipped through the door.

my eyes land on the obnoxious loud girl, blonde hair, petite shape, lululemon jacket and shorts. she raises an eyebrow at me before asking, "who are you? this is a private appointment."

"she's my girlfriend." harry answers pulling out a rollie chair he has in the closet that he got for me.

the chair looks odd in the dark room, black walls and blue accents make it look like a elephant in a room with puppy's. it's pink and in the shape of a daisy with a crocheted white blanket sitting nice and folded on the cushion.

"oh well, i would like for my tattoo session to be private." she said voice filled with venom.

"oh well, you're just a walk-in and i'm pretty sure nialls done so you can either let her stay or get the fuck out." harry snapped at the girl and she huffs before sitting on the tattoo chair.

i quickly sit in my chair and roll over closer to harry, he hands me a scrunchie and mumbles, "can ya put it in a bun bee." i let out a 'mhm' and quickly tie it up in a bun making sure it's nice and tight.

"can you lay down." he says to the girl and motions her to the chair.

i quirk an eyebrow at the blonde headed girl who laughs like she's heard the funniest thing in the world, harry raises an eyebrow as well at her before his face scrunches in confusion, obviously confused at what's funny.

"what's so funny?" he asked bluntly before shifting to sit fully on his chair.

the girl giggles again before putting a hand on his bicep, "you, silly!"

"all i said was to lay back." he scoffed motioning to the chair.

she obliges and lays down, i look at her sketch and a small smile makes its way to my face. it's two cherries stuck together by the stem, and little twinkles shine on them.

"it's cute." i mumble to her and she scoffs.

"i know, that's why i'm getting it."

"don't be bloody rude." harry barks at the poor girl, "she just complemented you."

it goes silent after that Kings Of Leon's Sex On Fire playing is the only thing heard. harry lays the stencil on her upper thigh he asks if that is where she wants it and she nods.

"how was your day?" harry breaks the silence as he starts his tattoo gun up.

"it-" i start but the girl cuts me off.

"it's was good, i went out with my friends and had brunch and then i went to the mall-" she also starts but she's cut off by harry.

"i didnt ask you." he deadpanned before looking over at me, "how was your day bee?"

"it was good, was kinda busy at the bakery, you know it's saturday and all the mums go out to walk around the strip buying all their nick-nacks. martha said she could handle the bakery but she hasn't text me so i don't know, maybe i should message her. anyways then i went to the library bought two books, i started one of them and it's alright, it's just a bit slow you know the whole introduction part is always boring to me." i trail off and he chuckles nodding his head, "then i went to kung fu chop to pick up our food."

"ya left my favourite person alone on one of ya busiest days?" harry fake scoffs and i chuckle.

"y'know what she told me, 'i can handle it, ya being an uptight pussy!' " i let out a laugh as i recall martha scolding me with her hands on her hips.

harry lets out a snicker, "that's ma girl."

the girl is looking at me with a scowl on her face, i can see the botox failing to do it job, wrinkles showing as her forehead is scrunched. i raise an eyebrow at her and she lets out a huff before her face turns into one of fake discomfort.

"ow! that one hurt!" she whines and harry looks at her.

"buck up." i murmur and harry snickers.

"so harry, was it?" the girl starts before laying a hand on his forearm.

"yes. can you not hold me ya gonna end up fuckin it up." he shakes her off before finishing off the little twinkles.

"what do you do for fun around here? 'm not from holmes chapel." she continues to talk.

"nothin'." harry response turning off the tattoo gun and placing it down, he takes out healing ointment as spreading it with a tongue depressor. "but if there's one thing i love to do its probably ma girlfriend."

i hold back a snort as her face drops, harry wraps the tattoo before taking off his gloves and pointing towards the door, "niall will get you it's gonna be a hundred."

"you're the worst tattoo artist i know!" she huffs jumping off the chair.

"ya too kind!" harry sneers sarcastically as she basically runs out of the private room and he slams the door.

i strut over to harry and wrap my arms around his shoulders, he turns in my arms and looks down at me. he looks drained and he's definitely in need of a nap, his under eyes drag down and a frown is settled on his face.

"oh h, have you not been taking care of yourself?" i tsk in a whisper and he shrugs his shoulders, "babe this isn't healthy look at you, you need to allow yourself to have breaks, you look overworked h." i kiss his forehead and he sighs.

"you know saturday's are one of my busiest days bee, we need the money for our expense."

"we have more than enough harry. we're in a good place in our life." i say caressing his cheek.

"but what if i wanted to propose to you? wanna get you ya dream ring bee." he grabs ahold of my hands and brings them to his lips pressing kisses on my knuckles.

i pull my hands away and grab ahold of his face and pull him in for a kiss, " i'd marry you with a ring for the coin machine at the pizza place down the street."

he lets out a snort before capturing my lips with his, he captures my bottom lips and gives it a bite, his hips roughly move against mine looking for friction.

"wait," i push him off and point to the door, "tell niall you're on break and lock the damn door."

he looks at me with twinkling eyes and a smile, " 'f course ma heart, ya bloody amazing." he rushes over to the door fixing himself and shouts at niall, " 'm on break don't let anyone in."

"you guys are fuckin pigs." niall gags and harry flips him off.

he quickly closes the door and locks it before walking over to be and pushing me towards the tattooing chair. his hands find themselves under my shirt and he unclasps my bra, the straps fall down my arms and he quickly takes my shirt off.

"ya tits are bloody amazing'." he gives me a toothy grin and i snort.

"ya like a teenage boy, swear it."

"cant help it, it's like they get bigger each time pet." he muses as his hands find their way back to my boobs, he rolls my nipples between his pointer finger and thumb, his eyes turning a darker shade of green as he looks at me. i let a moan slip as he bring his mouth to one and tugs on the other.

"yea, just like that h." i mewl as i grab ahold of the hair tie in his hair and watch as it loosely falls into place.

he lets his hands explore my body and they make there way to the button(s) of my jeans, harry lets out a groan, "i fuckin hate these jeans."

"they make me look good! and my ass looks fat in them!" i try reasoning with him as he undone all six buttons.

"swear to you, 'm gonna throw them away when we get home." he promises as one of his hands dips into my panties.

"no! they're ma favourites- oh!" i let out a moan as his fingers make there way down my slit and he slowly starts rubbing circles on my clit.

he keeps his torturous slowly speed before pulling away full and i let a whine of displeasure out. harry doesn't waste anytime pulling down my pants and panties, he sits in his rollie chair and spreads my legs before licking his lips, "got the prettiest pussy bee."

"harry!" i whine at the praise and he chuckles before placing hot wet open mouth kisses on my calve and trails up my thigh.

a gasp leaves my mouth as he press a hot kiss on my clit, my hands automatically grab ahold off his long hair and giving it a tug. he lets out a grunt before licking a strip up my cunt, my eyes start to roll back as his skilful tongue works it's way through me. he drags a finger up to spread my folds before he stuffs two in me and places his mouth back on my clit. stars start appearing in my vision.

" 's so good h!"

"yea? ya gonna cum for me bee? want you to cum all over my face." he murmured.

the knot in my stomach ties tighter and my air feels like it's being sucked away from me. harry works his tongue and fingers faster as i clench around him.

"gonna cum baby!" i let a pornographic moan out and clutch his hair tighter.

"fuck, pull tighter bee." i automatically oblige and yank harder causing him to moan loudly, "cum for me bee, i fuckin need you to cum."

the knot starts to fall apart as my orgasm hits me, my legs shake and i choke on my breath. harry let's me ride out my high before he stands up and places a kiss on my lips.

"taste better than any of that damn frostin' you make, swear it bee."

i catch my breath and a lazy smile makes its way to my face, "don't know if that's a complement or an insult to my baking.

he snorts and grabs the bag of take out, "whatcha bring me."

"sushi, rice and noodles, orange chicken, and honey walnut shrimp." i hum and go to sit up.

"hold on bee lemme get you a wipe and your clothes." he hums moving over to the drawer and grabbing a wet wipe, he gathers my clothes before sitting in front of me again. i let out a hiss at the contact of the cool wet wipe and my hot cunt.

"sorry, know you're sensitive didn't mean to pet." he quickly apologised and i smile shaking my head.

"it's okay, just a bit cold 's all."

after he finishes cleaning me up, he kisses my thigh before redressing me, "so you wanna marry me?" i teasingly ask and he smirks.

"wouldn't want it any other way."

a/n: sorry it took me so long but i've been super busy and i'm currently working on a request someone sent in! so that one should be next :)

fratboy!harry x professor!reader 😳🤭

-all the love,

xo🐝

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alexzalben · 1 year

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💰SUCCESSION SEASON 4 TEASER TRAILER, PREMIERE DATE, LOGLINE, NEW CAST, AND NEW IMAGES💰

SUCCESSION returns for a 10 episode season on HBO and HBO Max starting March 26 at 9pm.

Season 4 logline: The sale of media conglomerate Waystar Royco to tech visionary Lukas Matsson (Alexander Skarsgård) moves ever closer. The prospect of this seismic sale provokes existential angst and familial division among the Roys as they anticipate what their lives will look like once the deal is complete. A power struggle ensues as the family weighs up a future where their cultural and political weight is severely curtailed.

Newly announced season 4 cast: Annabeth Gish, Adam Godley, Eili Harboe, and Jóhannes Haukur Jóhannesson. Newly announced returning cast include: Harriet Walter (Lady Caroline Collingwood), James Cromwell (Ewan Roy), Natalie Gold (Rava Roy), Caitlin Fitzgerald (Tabitha), Ashley Zukerman (Nate Sofrelli), Larry Pine (Sandy Furness), Mark-Linn Baker (Maxim Pierce), and Pip Torrens (Peter Munion).

Previously announced season 4 cast: Brian Cox, Jeremy Strong, Sarah Snook, Kieran Culkin, Alan Ruck, Matthew Macfadyen, Nicholas Braun, J. Smith-Cameron, Peter Friedman, David Rasche, Fisher Stevens, Hiam Abbass, Justine Lupe, Dagmara Domińczyk, Arian Moayed, Scott Nicholson, Zoë Winters, Annabelle Dexter-Jones, Juliana Canfield, and Jeannie Berlin. Additional cast includes Alexander Skarsgård, Cherry Jones, Hope Davis, Justin Kirk, and Stephen Root.

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anneangel · 11 months

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Timeline of the relationship between Sherlock Holmes and John H. Watson!

*I had already posted this, but I deleted. I found new information as flipped through my books. So, sorry who had rebloged the previous post that I deleted, but I prefer to delete and rewrite CORRECTLY, ok?

1881 - Sherlock and Watson meet each other, through for Stamford. As per A Study in Scarlet.

1881 to 1886 - Both continue to live together in Baker Street.

1887- Watson tells us that will marry a woman, whose name he never tells us. As per, The Adventure of the Noble Bachelor

1887- Watson is married to a, no name, woman. Although his friendship with Sherlock remains and Watson even stays at Baker's when his wife is out of town. As per The Five Orange Pips.

March, 1888 - Watson remains married to an unnamed wife, according to A Scandal in Bohemia.

September, 1888 - Watson meets Mary Morstan, falls in love with and becomes engaged to her, as read in The Sign of the Four. There is no mention of what happened to the previous wife, apparently he didn't have any children either with her (I think it unlikely that she died, after all Watson never mourns her, and is soon engaged again without bereavement). It's almost as if this previous girl did NEVER exist.

1888 or 1889 or 1890??? - Watson married Mary, as read in The Adventure of the Stockbroker's Clerk. Watson says his marriage took him away from Holmes. But curiously there are some cases after his marriage where Watson is with Holmes and makes no mention of his wife (strange, isn't it?)

*that's confused me in the post I deleted, regarding the date of Watson's marriage to Mary.

Watson mentions one of his weddings being in the summer/spring and another in the fall/winter. But he does not deign to say in which he married Mary. Having met Mary in September, if he married her in the same year then it was autumn, but if he married her in summer then it is 1889.

Still, Watson says that his marriage and return to the medical profession took him away from the Holmes cases, however there are some cases where he seems to live on Baker Street in 1888 and 1889!! And this confused me earlier, whereupon I said that perhaps he was married in 1890, for how can he be married in 1888 or 1889 and also live with Holmes? Lmao.

Yes! It could just be Watson/Doyle being an unreliable narrator. But do you agree that it leaves room for doubts and assumptions/subtext?? correct?

1890 to 1891- The point is that Watson married Mary, because in The Red-Headed League, which takes place in 1890, he is married! Well, as he mentions his marriage in The Final Problem, allegedly stating that his marriage alienated him from Holmes, a case that takes place in 1891, where Holmes supposedly dies.

1894- Holmes resurfaces, and we are briefly informed that Watson's wife has died, apparently he had no children with Mary. So he returns to live with Holmes in Baker Street. As per The Adventure of the Empty House.

1895 - They aren't on Baker Street, aren' t in London, Watson refuses to say why. They weren't out on a case! (Coincidence or not, this was the year of Oscar Wilde's trial who, although married and with children, was condemned for his relationship with men). They are back in end of April and July in the The Adventure of the Solitary Cyclist case and The Adventure of Black Peter case. But travel to norway after that. Return to Baker in September, as seen in the case of the Bruce-Padington plans case.

1894 to 1901 - Time they lived together in Baker Street again. In that time, Watson stops practicing his profession and sells his medical clinic (at Holmes' request), Watson does nothing more than follow Holmes on cases and write them down, curiously Holmes keeps Watson's checkbooks with him (not there is no explanation why, although assumptions are made that Watson had problems with overspending or bet) and Watson helps Holmes get off drugs too! As per The Return of Sherlock Holmes book.

*p.s: in the year 1896 there are cases where Watson says he does not live in Baker Street, as for example in The Adventure of the Veiled Lodger. However, these cases ALWAYS have narrative inconsistencies. And to other cases in 1897 where he LIVES with Holmes, as per The Adventure of the Abbey Grange.

Yes, Watson/Doyle is a miserable and unreliable narrator because many cases have DATES or DATA and inconsistent FACTS that don't fit, so that it's impossible to organize the 60 cases in chronological order, there comes a point where we get out of accuracy and we have to start to ASSUME/suppose/imagine where some several cases take place. As someone who has tried to organize, believe me, it's a never-ending headache, which is why there are different lists of Timelines. So I'm ignoring Watson's inconsistencies as a narrator in order to claim that he lived with Holmes from 1894 to 1901, okay? I'm just putting here the dates given by Watson that don't have apparent contradictions.

1902 - Watson left Baker Street, for reasons he does not tell us. Claims to live on Queen Anne Street. Although he still takes part in Cases and Turkish Baths with Holmes, as per The Adventure of the Illustrious Client.

1903 - Last cases. Sherlock regrets that Watson has left him to marry a woman (another nameless wife of Watson), so the detective is left alone to investigate the cases. As per The Adventure of the Blanched Soldier. And Watson returns to practicing medicine with a good clientele as per The Adventure of the Creeping Man.

1907 - Holmes is retired. He lives with his bees and a housekeeper he doesn't talk to much. He gets along well with the director and teachers of a school close to his house, to the point of visits, walks and swimming on the beach. Sherlock says he sees Watson on weekends. As per The Adventure of the Lion's Mane.

1908 to 1913 - Watson claims he rarely sees Sherlock, because Holmes prefers to send short telegrams rather than letters. Watson continues to write old Holmes cases whenever Holmes lets him. As per The Adventure of the Devil's Foot (which takes place in 1897, but Watson does just tell us until after Holmes is retired).

1914 -The last appearance of both at Canon. Date of the First World War. Watson had not seen Holmes for about 2 or 3 years, he thought that Holmes had become a hermit with his bees. But Holmes was actually undercover as a spy for 2 years on matters involving the war. As per His Last Bow case.

P.s: In the post I deleted mentioned that Watson got married 3 times and claims to have experience with women on 3 different continents. While Sherlock says he has never loved, has no interest in women and has his body as an appendage and is against emotions that undermine his reason. What they both think in terms of homoaffective relationships cannot be exposed since it was a crime at the time. Watson explicitly exposes to the public a fact that he is Heterosexual while Holmes seems to fit in Asexuality. However, narrative inconsistencies, narrative omissions and errors leave gaps for subtexts. Watson also admits to omitting data and facts that could expose clients or Sherlock and himself. So this also adds assumptions for subtexts.

#sherlock holmes #dr john watson #sherlock x john #john watson x mary morstan #mary morstan #johnlock #arthur conan doyle #acd canon #assexual sherlock #gay subtext

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deertism · 5 months

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🧁 — Natsuki npt(s) ! requested by anon

💌 — names ; sakura , frill , rose , lucy , marie , ambrosia , allure , lovelle , luve , belle , merlot , merlotte , marcy , flora , blossom , rosemary , rose , rosa , alice , lorelai , sera , seraphina , aurora , candy , penny , angel , adore , amor , amour , lamante , dear , darling , aura , sylvie , esme , ruby , rubie , pip , mimi , nina , doll , misty , cure , kiss , bunny , scarlet , scarlette , cassy , cassie , estelle , rosanne , kit , kitti , mauve , elisa , muse , cher , cherish , cherri , melo , melody , locket , lockette , fushia , ame , dove , lyre , lyla , valentine , doe , luvsick , lovesick , damselle , ribbon , crush , affagato , creme , adora , romeo , bliss , heart , hart , lovesong , silvia , dollette , dollyne ,

🎀 — pronouns ; love / loves , love / sick , bake / bakes , cup / cake , po / peom , swe / sweet , che / cherish , kiss / kisself , cu / cute , lover / lovers , ador / adores , val / valentine , rib / ribbon , lace / laceself , de / devotion , he / heart , crush / crushself , 🧁 / 🧁self , 🎀 / 🎀self , 🩷 / 🩷self , 🌸 / 🌸self , 💌 / 💌self , ✒️ / ✒️self

🩷 — titles ; the lovesick , the lover ⓘ , the lovestruck , prn who adores , the baker , prn who makes delicious treats , prn who writes poems , the poet , the cute / adorable one , prn who is cute / adorable , prn who yearns , prns everlasting passion , prns everlasting love , the muse , prns devotion ⓘ , the sugarcoated , prns sweetness ⓘ

#ⓘ mine #ⓘ names ノ prns ノ titles #ⓘ npts #npt list #ddlc natsuki #ddlc #natsuki inspired names #natsuki inspired pronouns #natsuki inspired titles

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incorrect-pipravi · 8 months

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Do you have anymore headcanons for pip and ravi?

YES, I DO!

More PipRavi headcanons

Pip is the type of gf that would ENJOY helping Ravi pick an outfit or shopping with him!

Pip is not the type to put on much makeup and yet one day one she’s bored she would be like “Hey, Ravi. Can I put makeup on you?”

Ravi would happily accept and would post a pic on his story with “My gf is better than yours” as a caption.

Most couples do activities or go on dates on Valentine’s Day. Not them. Because it’s also Sal’s birthday and no matter how many years has it been, Ravi will always fall into his grief on that day and around it.

“I’m sorry I couldn’t give you the Valentine you deserve.”

“I don’t care, Ravi. You being here with me is the most precious Valentine I could’ve asked for.”

Pip would do everything to make Ravi feel better. And he’d always let her know how much he appreciates her and everything she does.

Pip “this is me trying” gf and Ravi “mirrorball” bf.

Pip often says that she feels like she’s glowing with wings when she’s with Ravi, but Ravi also feels the same. And it shows on his eyes.

Ravi is the type to suddenly start copying Pip just to annoy her.

“Stop copying me!” Pip would be so grumpy.

“Stop copying me!” Ravi laughs.

Ravi loves singing in the shower and Pip thinks his voice is comforting.

Their wedding would be a very cozy occasion with just them and their most loved ones.

I’ve mentioned that Ravi cries when he sees Pip walks down the aisle and now I’d like to add that they both cry while exchanging vows.

Ravi “cookie baker” bf and Pip “cookie dough stealer” gf!

Pip does loves running, but Ravi is the one who always says “We can walk there!” despite the fact that it’s an hour walk.

Hope you enjoyed these!

#pipravi #pip fitz amobi #ravi singh #agggtm #a good girls guide to murder #pipravi headcanons

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witchesandbirds · 10 months

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It had been an oddly tedious process. Mind magic was a peculiar art, after all. With a bit of time and effort though, Caleb managed to sift through his once-dying mindscape and pulled out photographs of near perfect memories. He wanted to share them with Maggie first- perhaps to start a conversation and prove that.. no, it wasn't always bad.

The first photograph he remembered fondly. Two boys stared ahead, both of them covered in mud and filth. Caleb looked angry, staring down whoever may have been approaching with a disgruntled expression, while Philip on the other hand looked oddly proud of himself.

That day was an eventful one. The boys were supposed to be off to church that very night, and when their neighbor, Goodman Hale, arrived to fetch them.. they were inches deep in dirt and earthworms. Philip had started it after seeing a frog, and promptly decided the mud was far too pretty not to play in despite Caleb's incessant pleads not to do so. It was useless in the end, and Hale would soon have to drag them out of it and take them to be washed up.

The second was a tricky one. To start, it had been.. a bit of a harsh autumn. So with what scraps of change the boys managed to earn together, they bought bread from the baker. This would have been totally fine if not for the fact that he'd given them stale bread. It was practically as hard as a rock by the time they brought it home.

So, seeing this was unacceptable, they schemed their revenge. The next morning (with hungry stomachs) they came to the bakery and.. tampered with a few of the baker's pies. Caleb stood watch to signal when he returned, and by the time they'd finished, there was hardly any evidence to be seen. Well, aside from the berry-colored stain on Pip's face and hands.

In the last photograph, the boys had been playfully teasing each other. Caleb brought up something Philip found particularly embarrassing, and in turn.. well, you can only guess how he reacted.

"Maggie? I have something you might want to see," Caleb said, approaching his friend quietly. Before she could react, he dropped the photos into her hands. "Just a few fond memories."

(Art by Magpie hi bestie)

@a-magpie-in-the-bi

#rp #caleb wittebane #philip wittebane

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addicsvt · 5 months

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A lovely December

Synopsis: In which jeonghan returns late from his schedules only to find you baking at the lovely hour of 1am. pairings: idol! yoon jeonghan x baker! reader A/N: this is a very very procrastinated fic but im planning to write a fic every week of december!! happy December to everyone out there! (also suffering from serious jeonghan brain rot)

Jeonghan had finally returned late after a whole day of promotions, interviews and much more, only to see your figure in the kitchen, baking something. Jeonghan had quickly kicked off his shoes as he set his bag down on the wooden floor, walking to the kitchen as he hugged your waist, and rested his chin on the hollow of your neck.

"What is my baby baking at the lovely hour of 1am?" He asked in a sweet tone, still hugging your waist.

"Just a christmas themed cake~" You replied, sneaking a peck onto jeonghan's cheek.

"hmm, well jeonghan told me to tell you that he loves you so so much~" Jeonghan replied back as he placed a soft kiss on your neck.

You giggled before replying back "oh really? then why does he keep leaving the toilet seat up?"

"Because he's forgetful~ and ill smack him till he remembers" Jeonghan replied as you pipped the decorations onto the cake.

You quickly finished up, adding some final decorations as you placed the cake in the freezer, ready for tommorow.

"Sometimes I love that your a baker" Jeonghan said cheekily.

"More like sometimes you like eating whatever I bake." You said having an expression of fake annoyance on your face.

"Hehe maybe." Jeonghan said before kissing you on the cheek. Leaving you very satisfied as you later ended up cuddling.

#yoon jeonghan #jeonghan seventeen #hannie #jeonghan #yoon jeonghan seventeen #svt #seventeen #yoon jeonghan svt #jeonghan svt #romance #december #christmas #cake #baking #love #fluff

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knightinink · 11 months

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SOUTH PARK HEADCANONS MASTERPOST

Whew, there’s a lot of Dip in here! If you have any hc’s/hc requests you wanna send in, feel free! I love talking about them!

SP Headcanons: Pip & Damien Edition!

7 Dip Headcanons

Highschool Dip

Dip: Who Fell First?

Long-Distance Dip

Pip & Satan’s Relationship

Dip Dates

Heaven/Hell Dip

Summer Dip

Self-Reliant Pip

Pip & Mrs. Joe’s Relationship

Pip’s Biggest Fear

Ask-Game Damien

Ask-Game Pip & Damien

Damien On Anesthesia

Dip Hanahaki Disease

Deaf Pip

Buff Pip

Random Pip Headcanon #36956

Pip’s Cookies

What If Pip Survived Mecha Streisand?

Damien’s Rage Song

Werejackal Damien

Pip’s Lullaby

Vamp Kid Pip

Random Pip Headcanons!

From South Park To Hell: Pip & Weather Adjustments!

Married Couple Dip

Married Couple Pet Names

Married Dip Waltz

Domestic Dip pt1

Dip As Parents

Pip’s Parenting Trial: Crying For Attention

Breathing Technique Dip

Pip & Spa Days

Baker Christophe

General Gregstophe HC’s

#my askbox is open!#pip pirrup #damien thorn #sp dip #south park #south park headcanons #my askbox

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paradoxicalpockets · 1 year

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Chris Chibnall gave Pip and Jane Baker a scathing review to their faces on Open Air after Trial of a Timelord, so a couple of seasons later, in The Greatest Show in the Galaxy, there was a character called Whizz Kid who made similar criticisms of the Psychic Cirus before being subsequently killed off for not being able to perform to the same standard on his own

That is extraordinary. The fact that that "Whizz Kid" then proceeded to actually take over the circus and create some of the most divisive, fandom-rending TV I've ever witnessed is irony so deep and so satisfying, I can't imagine even the most talented, most inventive writer on this Earth coming up with it. Truly incredible.

#chris chibnall #doctor who #i'm so glad you reached out with this story #answered #save #things that make me smile

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Thank you so much for the detailed answer regarding Dr Watson's marriage. I'm very moved by it :)))).

Yes, india has a huge influence over East Asian culture, although the countries appear very different nowadays. Examples like herbal medicine and religion (Buddhism). Have you seen photos of the gorgeous murals in the Mogao Caves, evidence of early cultural influence from India.

Yeah, his marriage sounds more like a reminder to the readers, "hey, remember? I'm married! To a woman!" LOL! Before Watson and Morstan got married in 1888/1889, he mentioned a wife in The Five Orange Pips (1887)

"My wife was on a visit to her mother’s, and for a few days I was a dweller once more in my old quarters at Baker Street."

Since Mary was an orphan, and suppose ACD didn't forgot about it, although he very likely did, this was another wife who died early as well. What is more, he had no children with any of the wives when there were no reliable contraceptives. I found it hilarious that Watson couldn't wait to get back to Holmes when his wife was away only for a few day, LOL LOL LOL!!!

Thank you again for the long thoughtful reply! I love talking to you!!!

(Talking about this post.)

Hi! Nice talking to you again. :)

I just checked out the Mogao Caves you mentioned and the murals are so beautiful!

And yes, Watson may have had one or two wives but he didn't live with any of them for some reason. 🤔

He always says, "I moved back in to the rooms of 221 B Baker Street," at the beginning of the short stories of The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and I wonder how many times are you going to move back in, exactly? (Just say that you live with him).

Sometimes, he tries to explain himself (his explanations are flimsy), and other times he just stays with Holmes all the time without any explanation lol.

Yup, even I've thought it's rather odd he didn't have any children in canon, given the era the stories are set in, contraceptives and all.

I'm glad you liked my response and that you like talking to me! :)

#asks #anonymous #acd canon #john watson #sherlock holmes #discussion #holmes/watson #acd johnlock #johnlock #sherlock holmes/john watson #the mysterious case of Watson's wives #continued discussion #answered

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writers-ex · 1 year

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made with love

ryujin x fem!reader

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as you begin getting dressed your phone starts buzzing frantically, checking your notifications you see its from the one person you were hoping to see there.

'code gingerbread.' 'this is an emergency' 'plz i need ur help' 'meet me @ my place TT'

panicking from just the first few texts you grab your keys and phone rushing to her place. banging on the door you see a flour covered ryujin in an apron with the most saddest face you've ever seen.

"i burned them…i burned them all how is that even possible??"

"i'm sorry you burned wh-oh my gosh did you turn off the oven?" catching a whiff of something burning you rush inside and follow the scent to the kitchen, turning off the oven you look over to see ryujin staring mindlessly at the black cookies lying on the table. patting her back you hand her some water and clean up the mess, after taking out the trash you pinch her cheek slightly. "ok now that that's been taken care of tell me from the beginning what happened."

ryujin recounts how she was told by jihyo to bring cookies but this time she bought ingredients and wanted to try baking them only she didn't understand how long they needed to be cooked for and burnt the batch. in a panic she called you and now here you cleaning up her mess.

"it's fine jin, lucky for you i know a great baker on tiktok that can help us. just give me a minute-" swiping on your phone your feed shows up 'brownies'n'felix' watching one of his videos you give her a thumbs up. "now i know what to do! start making some shapes and i'll handle the rest." after making cookies of all shapes and sizes you manage to bake them with only two looking burnt, waiting around for them to cool you prepare some frosting and hand ryujin a pipping bag.

"ok now comes the hard part…decorating them. obviously mine are going to come out better-"

"um no they're not. i'm shin ryujin, the ace of everything."

"except baking."

"shut up. i can frost more cookies than you and i'll prove it to you!" sharing a look the two of you nod begin drawing little designs and faces on each cookie. getting closer to each other you notice that ryujin is beating you so to slow her down you swipe some frosting on her face and giggle making her drop the bag and have the access frosting land on your shirt. the two of you gasp and look at each other with a mischievous gaze, ryujin slowly reaches down to grab her green bag and quickly squeezes its contents all over your face making you groan.

"RYUJIN!!!" laughing you grab the access flour and throw it at her making her cough and vulnerable to more attacks. the two of you have at it until the supplies runs out and you're both covered in head to toe with frosting, flour, cookie dough, and what you think are rainbow sprinkles.

"ok ok truce!!" holding your hands up ryujin stops herself from throwing more flour at you. "i think the cookies have had enough of our jackson pollock art and we'll be late to the party if we keep this up."

"fineeee…you're no fun." walking over to you ryujin smirks. "buuuut you do look like a snack~" blushing you swat her now very close face from your own and find yourself backing up hitting the edge of the kitchen counter as ryujin corners you. giving you a slow once over she stops and stares directly into your eyes with a knowing look. "i think we both need to shower."

"yes i know that so i'll wait here and-"

"want to join me~?"

"RYUJIN?!" laughing she heads to a room and comes back with a change of clothes.

"i'm kidding i'm kidding!! you go first though i'll clean up now." handing you some clothes she pushes you toward the bathroom. once you come out you see ryujin once again in the kitchen in the middle of pipping one heart shaped cookie.

"jin i'm done." walking behind her you spot her attempting to write something on the cookie. "'i heart you' in a heart shaped cookie, wow that's so original~" startled she drops the bag and pouts.

"DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT!! i almost ruined your cookie?!" laughing at her angry face you let her words register and stop to look at a flushed ryujin. "what? you heard me!! i'm making you a confession cookie because i like you but feel too awkward to tell you." taking the cookie from her you look down at it and smile making her give you an odd look.

"well that's good news because... i like you too and this is the cutest thing anyone has ever done for me." her shoulders slump in relief as she hears your answer.

"you're welcome~" puckering her lips ryujin tries to get a kiss from you but you block her with your cookie.

"not now my little baker, go change and maybe i'll consider it."

"yes ma'am!" rushing to the bathroom she closes the door enough to peak her head out. "now do you want to join me?"

"RYUJIN!!!!"

to go back and read another route click here

#cold choices: an icy itzy story #hannie.writes #ryujin x fem reader #itzy x fem reader #ryujin x reader #ryujin x fem!reader #ryujin fluff #ryujin #itzy fluff

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