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thepunkmuppet · 16 days
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HAPPY GERARD DAY HELLSITE!!!!!!!
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YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!
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ikealamps · 5 days
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CANNER… JUST……
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tongjingnian · 4 months
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i know Js have stupid Xmas photos but I felt the urge to draw this photo and put Xmas hats on their heads (and change my avatar on other apps with this stupid work) 🤣
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what-thisiscrazzzy · 5 months
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Something weird that I found on tiktok
A man with a fake fbi badge was arrested after firing a BB gun in Southfield Michigan I believe on November 15th. Not mentioned in any of the articles I read was the origin of the fake badges used
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ID: image of a S.H.I.E.L.D badge from Marvel’s Agents of Shield and a fake fbi wallet, the name on the badge is Robert Plant and the picture is of actor Jared Padelecki as Sam Winchester from the tv show Supernatural
(Sorry if I did the ID wrong I can edit it if needed)
But yes you did see and read that correct, those are both badges from two hit tv shows. The supernatural fake fbi badges were used by a real fake fbi agent.
Here’s the footage:
Yes this man did just slide his photo in front of Jared Padelecki’s face
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daincrediblegg · 1 year
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“There was nothing sane about Chernobyl. What happened there, what happened after. Even the good we did, all of it. All of it… Madness.” - Valery Legasov, 1:23:45
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dandelion-grl · 2 months
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hey guys do you think my bias is showing
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starryeyedadmirer · 11 months
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“AAAHHH!!! Let me out of here! Let me go!” Jared continued to kick and scream — still attempting to break free of his bed restraints as he watched one of the doctors wheel their experimentation cart back into the room. “You’re crazy! You’re fucking crazy! Stay away from me!”
He’d been locked up in a padded room, and tied up to a small bed for hours — occasionally being poked and prodded by a trio of depraved scientists, all seeking to impregnate him with some sort of alien fertilization device. The cluster, they called it — this long, phallic, metal apparatus, stuck on the end of a wooden stick… an apparatus that encased thousands of alien eggs within its shaft, all of which would be implanted and incubated inside of Jared’s stomach. The cluster sat menacingly on the far end of the cart, staring him right in the eyes… just waiting to be shoved inside of him again.
It’s not necessary to make such a big fuss, sir. This is our final trial… and it will be over soon. By the time you wake up, your midsection will be swollen with up to a million alien children… all ready to be born. It shouldn’t take long.
“What? What are you talking a about? Stay away from me! No more trials! No more experiments!”
We will let you go once you’ve given birth to our horde of children. Only then will you be free, sir. We must monitor you, and make sure that your abdomen does not burst during the brief gestation period.
“Burst? Burst! AAHHH!!! Let me go!” Just before he could go into another frantic panic, he felt the doctor’s fingers yanking at his pants leg, to expose him once more. With ease, the blue scrubs drew down to his ankles. “No! No! Please! It hurts. Not again!” His toes curled up tight with angst and anticipation… as he’d been there long enough to know exactly what was coming next… and, just before he could brace the rest of his body for impact, the long, hard, metal apparatus was shoved deep inside of him once more.
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Just like before, he felt an immense pressure in his stomach… then a large bulging sensation, just behind his navel… and then, a throbbing pain throughout his entire torso — only, this time, that pain was more intense. It was like he was a rubber balloon, being blown up past its air capacity — on the verge of popping — though his midsection was far too tight to burst.
“Good job.” The doctor congratulated him, having just violated his rectum for the third time in only a few hours. “This one looks like it’s taken. We’ve done it.”
“Done what, exactly?” Jared questioned, the metal tool still lodged uncomfortably within his guts — resting inside of him as his gut continued to swell.
“Brought rise to our alien race, here on Earth. You’ve done a good thing, sir. The creatures that you’re growing inside of your belly will change the course of this planet’s future, in ways that we can only now imagine.”
“What?” He could hardly believe the words coming out of the doctor’s mouth… they sounded like a monologue taken right out of a science fiction movie. “Change the course of the future? Are you trying to replace humanity with these things?” Suddenly, his words began to slur… and he was overcome with a wave of drowsiness — a strong desire to sleep. “You’re insane!”
“No. Not exactly.” Watching as Jared began to slip away, the doctor placed both of their cold, gloved hands on his stomach — rested on either side of his bulging belly button — and held them in place. “We’re not trying to replace anyone… just yet.”
It is done. Once again, we will leave the machine inside of you, until we are certain that you have been successfully impregnated. We know that it hurts you, sir… but this will all be over soon. Your body will knock you out in just a few seconds, in order to protect you from the pain. By the time you awaken again, it will be time for the birth… assuming that the insemination has taken. Thank you for your service, sir. Get your rest. You’ll be needing it… very soon.
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laf-outloud · 15 days
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odetteannable It’s WALKER WEDNESDAY Y’ALL! Just #cordri over here horsin’ around. See you tonight @thecwwalker 8/7c. @jaredpadalecki 🤠
Love the untucked shirt!
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takikojou · 1 year
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Oh boy, I was not prepared. Jared went for it and let me tell you, his biceps were rock-hard. Not squeezy or anything. Just plain solid. I was baffled. I'm glad I remembered to smile. XD
And look at his face! Someone's pleased. ♥
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aetherology · 6 months
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finally got these framed from last year 😭💙 ╱ destiel art is by @lizleeships !!
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so-i-did-this-thing · 2 years
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Holy Christ. 15 year gap. 12 of those on T.
First cosplay, age 30 vs a makeup test for current cosplay, age 45.
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spnintheyearofourlord · 9 months
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The fact that we only got Sam in a tank top one (1) time in the series is a hate crime against sam girlies everywhere
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ikealamps · 3 days
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jared mccann during 2021-22 season
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marvel-fangirl-15 · 7 months
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EXCUSE MEE??!!!
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giac222 · 15 days
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daincrediblegg · 1 year
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“That is my job you are shaving away, Sir.”
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