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[petrichormeraki]

Losing my mind over Bound SMP. I’m trying to catch up after missing a few episodes but I absolutely love the storytelling.

#Petrichor post #bound smp #I don’t know if characters have tags yet but they are all so beloved #Petriqueue

[arts-and-drafts]

Returning to Battle

(an angsty fic I wrote while trying to figure out when exactly Technoblade’s big brother instincts were going to kick in on the smp. Be careful, there is description of battle and serious injuries. Stay safe and enjoy reading! )

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Ash and dust covered the battlefield in a thick fog, obscuring the skies above and the ground below. Technoblade moved through the valley with unearthly dexterity, his blades weaving through the air in a deadly rhythm that pounded in his heart. He was a tempest, cutting straight through those who dared to oppose him and those he stood for.

Philza swooped down from the sky, raining down potions of purple hellfire and poison on the enemies below. He resembled a vengeful creature of the wind, with a wrath for the souls who marched against Technoblade. As the winged man completed another pass he dove past Technoblade, flashing him a wild grin and whooping in excitement. Technoblade returned the smile, feeling even more powerful with Philza watching from above.

Arrows flew through the air with deadly aim, and Techno turned to see Wilbur identifying the fools brave enough to charge and picking them off once by one. His face was a perfect mask of calm concentration, breathing steadily with the release of every arrow. Just like Techno taught him. Their eyes meet across the battlefield and Wilbur gives him a lazy grin and a nod.

Explosions of color and light shook the ground not twenty feet to Techno’s left. A loud cheerful laugh followed by a shock of blond hair shot from the remaining sparks. An edge of luminous diamond flitted through the closest troops before looping around to stand at Technoblade’s side. A boy surrounded by a halo of light.

“Hey Technoblade, missed me?” Tommy held a confident smirk, falling into a perfect fighting stance next to Techno.

He *really* loved his family.

“I thought Phil told you to stay with Wilbur in the tower,” Techno mentioned casually, cutting an arrow out of the sky with ease as Tommy flashed him an irritated look.

“I had that!” Tommy protested with a huff. “Besides, if Philza really wanted me to stay put, he wouldn’t have given me pearls and a sword,” Tommy reasoned, shooting another round of fireworks into the mass.

Techno considered this before shrugging. “Touchè, kid, touchè,” Techno then twirled his sword, feeling the rush of being in battle and the strength of having the people he trusted most behind him mixing and filling him with energy. “Let’s charge these nerds, stick close and give em hell,” Techno grinned at Tommy.

“You sure, big man? Philza did tell us to avoid the groups as he’d be dropping literal Dragon’s Breath on their whole shit,” Tommy asked, trying to gauge if Technoblade had lost himself to the thrill of conflict again.

“Yeah, I’m sure. Phil’s got a sharp eye, we don’t need to concern ourselves with him. And those noobs barely got iron, it’s gonna be free kills. Besides, I’ll be right there, I got you,” Technoblade gently shoved Tommy with his elbow, causing a bright and fond smile to make it’s way onto the young boy’s face.

“Alright then Techno. Blood for the Blood God,” Tommy spoke the war cry carefully, as if saying it to hype himself up. He closed his eyes and breathed in deeply, centering himself with a shift of his sword.

“Blood for the Blood God,” Techno echoed the chant, feeling the presence of his blood rage beginning to solidify in the edges of his mind. And then the energy crashed through him in the familiar path of a fury flooding his bones. He made eye contact with Tommy.

And they charged into the fray.

It was electrifying. Techno felt the presence of Tommy at his back like a fluid wave of energy, weaving with his own overwhelming path of destruction. Tommy arced like lightning, forcing the enemy to scatter in sheer panic and disarray as Techno swooped in like a shadow of death. Mere minutes passed that felt like seconds and the battlefield was empty, the day was won. The adrenaline faded slowly out of Techno as he breathed to center himself, turning to Tommy with a grin.

“I better be careful or one of these days you might surpass—” Techno turned with a tired half-smile to Tommy who returned it with his own exhausted smirk. And then there was a sword in his chest. Why was there a sword in his chest? Why was Tommy bleeding? Why was Tommy falling?

Techno lunged towards the ground, catching his little brother and cradling him in his arms. Tommy breathed heavily, looking at the sword pierced through him and shaking. His eyes wide with fear and filled with tears.

“Techno, Techno, there’s a sword in me. There’s a sword in me, Techno! I’m bleeding… TECHNO I’M BLEEDING,” sobs tore through Tommy’s small form and something inside Techno breaks. He fumbled for Tommy’s hand, holding tight to ground him.

“Tommy, Tommy look at me, everything’s gonna be okay, I got you, Philza’s on his way. You’re not gonna die, I swear to you, Tommy,” Techno stared into Tommy’s eyes with certainty, squeezing his hands. Phil was coming, right? He had to have seen them, right?

“How could you say that Techno? Why are you trying to kill me? What did I do wrong? I’m sorry, I’m so sorry. Please don’t hurt me, I’ll be better next time,” Tommy sobbed and flinched away, his eyes filling with hurt and betrayal and a deep sadness that stabbed into Techno’s heart. Why was Tommy scared of him? Why was Tommy looking at him like that? Why was Tommy saying these things? Why was Techno’s hand on the sword impaled through Tommy’s chest?

Techno shot up, his heart beating erratically as he threw himself out of his bed. His bed surrounded by the rocky walls that made up the former Pogtopia. What the hell just happened? Where was Tommy? And then the flood of memories raced past each other in his mind, painting an awful picture. Pogtopia, Wilbur, Tommy, the Festival, Tubbo, Schlatt and Wil’s death, Tubbo’s presidency, Dream’s threat to L’manberg, Tommy’s exile. Techno’s stomach twisted in horror. Had… had he really betrayed his brothers? Had he really chosen chaos, anarchy, bloodlust, over his family?

Techno felt fury thunder through him as he realized what he had allowed his brothers to go through. Alone. Techno was up on his feet and packing a bag before his mind even caught up to the motions his body was making. Good. Techno was done with standing idly by while the world crashed down around his family. This time he would help. Really help, not encourage their downspirals. Techno hefted his bag and went to claim a horse. He had a brother who needed him right now. And after that, he had a green bitch to cut down.

Techno rode off into the night, following the pull on his heart guiding him to his destination.

#petrichor post #petrichor fic #technoblade #tommyinnit #philza #wilbur soot #sbi #sleepy bois inc #technoblade’s big brother instincts kick in #trigger warning #battle #serious injuries #please stay safe while reading! #dream smp fic #dream smp #sleepy bois fanfic #Petriqueue

[petrichormeraki]

Back to platonic murder husbands

What if when Tommy introduced Purpled to Mumza, Tommy’s just like “Okay, don’t freak out, she’s just a goddess of death, we just have to be near death for a quick second,”

So their hearts stop for a bit, and their in the limbo area except it’s like a field or something aesthetic and then Mumza just shows up and Tommy’s about to introduce Purpled when Purpled just goes “Oh shit, hey Kristin, I didn’t know you had a son,”

And Tommy’s like “wtffff how do you know my mom? What the hell, why did you call her Kristin, that’s so cursed, she’s Mumza,”

Kristin’s just explaining “Oh, we met a few times during his time in the bedwars circuit,” and Tommy’s flabbergasted while Purpled is just casually chatting with Mumza while waiting for Tommy’s brain to catch up

#petrichor post #dsmp #platonic murder husbands #c!purpled #c!tommy #this is platonic if you take this any other way i will stab you #but guyssssss #just imagine the possibilities #Tommy’s expecting this to be huge for purpled #like who has a goddess of death for a mom #and then purpled’s just like ‘oh hi it’s been a bit how are you’ #and Tommy’s just trying to figure out what DOESN’T Purpled shrug off #Petriqueue

[petrichormeraki]

“Tommy didn’t do this, okay? He didn’t do this,” “Okay Technoblade,”  “Listen, I know you probably--I’m not the most reliable person to the government but Tommy wouldn’t lie to me, okay? He said he didn’t do it, he wouldn’t lie to me,” “He lied about burning down George’s house!”  “He wouldn’t lie to ME, Dream! He’d lie to you, but he wouldn’t lie to me!”  Just a conversation between Technoblade and Dream from Today’s stream. Just gonna look at Techno’s faith in Tommy for a bit here.

#petrichor post #how we feeling in this denny's tonight #ngl this part got to me #Techno's unshakeable faith and support of Tommy is just so great #dream smp #Tommyinnit #Technoblade #Dream #Dreamwastaken #Petriqueue

[petrichormeraki]

After rigorous testing, I have found that if you leave Petrichor and @cedarwhisp alone together in a groupchat, angst is rapidly generated in high volumes. Typically hermit tommy angst.

#petrichor post #give-grian-rights (mika) and meraki really can’t leave us alone for a second #all we do is angst eat hot chip and lie. #hermit tommy #it’s great #the collab is gonna hurt so many people I’m so excited #Petriqueue

[petrichormeraki]

PeteZahHutt: *exasperated* Chat, do not form a parasocial relationship with my restaurant

#Petrichor post #watching a pete stream and this was hilarious to me that he had to stop that before it started #because he’s absolutely right I would have gotten attached #PeteZahHutt #Petriqueue

[petrichormeraki]

New Hermit!Tommy AU idea where Dream shows up trying to gather information cause he’s checking every server he can think of for Tommy and then the Hermit who greets him is Zedaph.

He gets sent into the void on loop “for science” and Zedaph just laughs and tells him to have fun with Yoyo the bouncing pig

It was then that Dream realized he had made some mistakes

#petrichor post #petrichor shitpost more like #idk just a thought #hermit tommy au #this is in no way canon btw this is just me thinking on Meraki’s idea #Petriqueue #Science Zed appreciation

[petrichormeraki]

Hey yall apparently Meraki and I were in a pm seymour vid and I fucking missed it can someone link me or explain please?

#petrichor post #I’m gone for a month and a half and we become internet famous??????? #petrichor being a cryptid #apparently that means I miss shit like this #I just saw a random post like congrats for being in a pm seymour vid #and I’m just like #wut #pls help yall #Petriqueue

[petrichormeraki]

Yall I have had a moment of realization

What if “older” Brinearr take younger Brinearr under their wings when they first amalgamate so that they can help the younger Brinearr kind of figure out the swirling thoughts, feelings, emotions, histories, of 6 or so different Einarr.

So when Guthrie was referring to his “mom” he was referring to the Brinearr that took responsibility for helping him adjust to this world who the two of them thought “mom” was the best title for.

And then “stepdad” is another older Brinearr who also stepped in to help Guthrie adjust to his new life and potentially has a relationship with “mom”

And this is just a new and beautiful family dynamic that has occurred by necessity in Founder’s Wake with all the new Brinearr

And maybe the reason Zoox is not as well adjusted to life and keeps asking clarifying questions and doesn’t really have concrete pronouns is because when they amalgamated they didn’t have an older Brinearr to guide them or maybe they had to separate from their Brinearr guide and so they’re looking for help from those around them

And why Guthrie could tell immediately that Zoox was newly formed and was softer with them

#petrichor post #petrichor ramble #brinearr #taz #taz ethersea #ethersea #ethersea spoilers #taz theory #taz guthrie #taz zoox #taz brinearr #the adventure zone ethersea #the adventure zone #the zone cast #thezonecast #sorry yall this just came into my brain and I love it now #Petriqueue

[petrichormeraki]

Scott’s approach with magic is so relatable

“plants are usually Katherine’s thing but, all my crops are dead…. so I’m just working with what I’ve got”

The gays and the witches stay winning, you got this Scott, I believe in you.

#petrichor post #empires smp #empires lore #empires scott #empires smp spoilers #scott’s approach with magic is my approach with magic #I felt that sentence so hard #Petriqueue

[petrichormeraki]

Catching up on Empires be like

Mmmmm Scott that’s some tasty lore you got there

#petrichor post #empires smp #empires scott #empires lore #scot lore scott lore scott lore #for real though #that lore sandwich was tasty #it sounds so fun and I’m so excited to see where Scott takes it #Petriqueue

[petrichormeraki]

I now know how to punish Wilbur Soot with his cursed canon, make him a Anteater Hybrid

Callie, I have never been more proud in my life

WE HAVE A GENIUS HERE FOLKS

LETS FUCKING GO, ARTISTS, WRITERS, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

#petrichor answers #callieharm #callie is the smartest bitch on the internet #lets fucking gooooooooo #callie you’re a genius #calling all fanartists #calling all fanfiction writers #lets get to work yall #clap clap #dream smp #wilbur lore #Petriqueue

[petrichormeraki]

apparently gender euphoria is stronger than crack and I am an accidental gender euphoria dealer. I feel so powerful

#petrichor post #petrichor is chaos #idk how to tag #gender shit #experiencing gender euphoria is very pog #tw drugs mention #can any crack partakers and genderqueer people all over the spectrum confirm for me gender euphoria is better #I’m willing to bet money it is #also pronoun shopping is pog and very recommended #Petriqueue #I have no excuse #this just is in my brain

[petrichormeraki]

What if the way Grian writes his name is just the Watcher glyphs that most resemble the letters of his name?

Cause it’s a legal document so he needs to write his actual signature and I bet he learned to write with the Watchers so…. possibilities abound

#petrichor post #piggybacking off of Meraki’s handwriting post here #but it popped into my head so now everyone else gets to listen to this #hermitcraft #Grian #Peace treety #I’ll never get over the amount of puns this season it’s glorious #Petriqueue

[petrichormeraki]

All I can say is that Mumbo following Grian because he looks like he knows what he’s doing is such a mood I cannot even express it

#petrichor post #hermitcraft season 8 spoilers #finished watching zedaph’s season 8 video #now onto Grian’s #we moving boys #Petriqueue

[petrichormeraki]

They really said give the aces everything they want this Hermitcraft season with the amount of puns, huh

#petrichor post #it’s 5:30am #don’t mind my shitposting #hermitcraft season 8 #for real though #puns are a staple of the asexual community #and they’re out here raining them down #the gays stay winning #Whenever this comes out just know that Petrichor has no semblance of a sleep schedule #hermitcraft #puns #puns everywhere #Petriqueue