#PUT IT OUT YOU FOOLS

[petricorah]

hello, i love your art so much! can you do 11C with zuko?

i went a little extra with this one (thanks for the sweet ask!)

[ID: a comic featuring Azula, Zuko, Suki, Sokka, and Haru from Avatar the Last Airbender. In the first panel, Azula glares at Zuko and asks: "Brother, what are you looking at? Are you even listening?"

Zuko stares dreamily ahead, with a blush on his cheeks.

A closeup of Azula's eyes as she sees what Zuko is admiring. "Oh."

Suki, Sokka, and Haru are shown, and there is a brightness and focus on Sokka. They are dressed in athletic gear, and Sokka is grinning and gesturing as the other two smile and watch on.

"You're a fool, Zuzu," Azula finishes. /End ID.]

#zukka #zuko #zukka fanart #sokka #atla #avatar #suki #haru atla #sokka fanart #zuko fanart #azula #asks #zukka college au #go for it zuko! you're not a fool even though sokka is super popular and you tend to snap at ppl so they find you off putting #prep zuko and jock sokka but they're both. nerds #myart #i thought suki and haru looked nice but i had to wash them out to show that sokka was the focus lol

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Jin Ling: Master Sleuth

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jin ling #When you're so good at acting gay that you manage to fool even *this* fruity kid #Jin Ling's internalized homophobia once again saves the day #What a world we live in. #Jin Ling really said “Sorry my uncle's gaydar is so bad. Go out and frolic in the forest or whatever.” #Sure MXY's reputation helps out *and* the fact wwx was playing into that reputation #but at this point wwx has not caught feelings. This might imply that JL might actually have a good gaydar #The power is stored in his antenna. It's actually magnetized and repelled by magnetic forces similar to its own. #I ended up cutting it from the script but I really love the convo that follows this moment. #the 'two phrases' scene means so much to me. Its about realizing that there are times you *need* to put your pride aside #It doesn't matter if you feel its 'cringe' or makes you look bad. You can't connect with others up high on your self-made pedestal #I could go on but I'll leave it there for now B*)

[shoezuki]

Thinkin bout Sampo Koski rn as like. His character n what we get of him in honkai star rail and he fucking. He confuses me like. There has to be So Much more to him like

The general vibes of him and especially how other characters treat him is that of comic relief, a punching bag, a goof, just a slick conman causing trouble. It's genuinely difficult NOT to insult him n treat him badly with dialogue options and any time he's even mentioned March 7th hisses at him. He's literally a cryptid in belobog. He's a joke.

But. But. There's his light cone. It makes me insane. It contradicts all of that.

In it he's competent. He's badass. He's omnipotent. He's able to somehow know a sniper from however far away is locked on him and address them specifically.

And even like... in the entire plot of jarilo-vi he's spoken of like he's not much. He's a 4 star character. But he's practically as present as bronya and seele and Gepard and his involvement in the story is ASTRONOMICAL. He has a part in every major event. He's the one who drags the Trailblazers and bronya into the Underworld. He's the one who takes you to svarog, to the overworld again. He gets Natasha and saves you from svarog. He's the first character you ever meet on jarilo.

And he seems to just vanish before you confront cocolia. But no. Sampo is the one who has the last word and wraps up the entire mission on jarilo-vi. He fucking breaks the forth wall. Jarilo-vi both begins and ends with Sampo.

He calls himself shadowy comic relief yet he seemingly orchestrated everything. What is he. What the fuck is he doing. What else is up with him and when will we get more of him. I want to bite into him and tear him apart.

#sampo koski #honkai star rail #IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL #the fact he's 4 star vexes me #like.hes more present than gepard and clara and they are 5 stars #my theory is like dan heng we'll get a 5 star version of sampo #but also if he never gets more screen time i will fucking eat my own foot #like whay is he. who. what the fuck is going on #and is this a masked fools thing??? are the masked fools about this shit?? like. is it all just to put on a show? #or is he actually wanting to fix communities and help people #why did he go and get natasha. thay one gets me. thats such like. out of his way obvious selflessness #and he's shown and spoken of more like a smarmy selfish bastard only for himself #but he went and got natasha. he brought bronya to the underworld. he lead you to belebog at the beginning #i literally havent played hsr in months. because i have sampo brain worms #he is the worm aha made an emenator and he is in my brain

[ariesbilly]

the fact that billy went from this

to this

and this

is WILD to me as a person who experiences one minor inconvenience and makes it the entire worlds problem, let alone me being actively depressed.... i cannot fake an emotion to save my life. and hes out here putting on a whole ass show like he wasnt just crying in his room. king of compartmentalizing! (somebody please get him a therapist)

#i am FASCINATED by the way he can so easily put on a mask #like this mans entire personality on the show is an act! its all a trauma response! and people are out here acting like they know who he #really is #you fools. you utter clowns. HE doesnt even know who he is #mans spent so much time putting on a facade he doesnt even know whats real anymore hes fooled himself

[jamiesfootball]

Always lowkey simmering a Leverage AU in the back of my head hear me out:

Ted is an ex-insurance investigator who was able to get his son life-saving medical treatment because his first, original Crime Pal Beard was like ‘Ted if your company doesn’t come through with the coverage, we’re doing things my way.’

The company did not come through. The company did let him go due to suspicion of Ted’s involvement in the incident, but Ted will happily remind folks that no charges were formally pressed. Henry is alive and healthy and living with Michelle, who divorced Ted shortly thereafter (not just because of pre-existing marital problems, but because Ted wouldn’t tell her anything about why the doctors “””suddenly decided to do the procedure for free”””). Shortly thereafter, Ted fled the country.

What Ted learned from the whole experience is that there’s a lot of people out there, good people just trying to live by the rules, but sometimes things happen that are just out of their control. And well- if we’ve got the means to help the good people out when no one else will, then shouldn’t we try?

“We’ve got means,” Beard agrees. “And motives.”

They do things Beard’s way now.

#also Rebecca is a grifter who gave it up when she married into money and her name(s) echo mysteriously through the back alleys of London #“did you hear about this Secret Princess Lydia who went missing in the 90s?’ ‘yes Ted that was me’ #the woman is constantly dodging every half-told lie she made on a lark twenty years ago but she is amazing at keeping them straight #and Roy- Roy long ago took an injury that ended his career as a footballer before it started #and he fell into a bad spot as a hitter #and then he fell into a worse spot #and then he dug himself out for his neice that no one knows about (see: everyone knows about think mafia kid no one is allowed to touch her) #the problem now is he’s getting old #the hits hit harder and his speed isn’t what it used to be #(Roy Kent’s slow is still leagues beyond what these young wannabe punks can do these days) #keeley! she is a sneak thief. very charming. tiny. great with repelling down sides of buildings #loves money and shiny rocks and thinks Rebecca is the bee’s knees #and then there’s Jamie who is a 24 year old hacker with gaudy taste no knack for accents and a problem with authority #in this au him and ted have basically split Nate’s backstory #Ted’s dad took him to bars and taught him little tricks and mind games- nothing fancy just stuff an HR person might know #meanwhile Jamie’s dad took him to shady deals in bars because his dad was a fixer who’d put bad guys in touch with each other #jamie keeps a tracker running on his laptop with his dad’s whereabouts at all times #unfortunately he didn’t think that anyone else would bother looking for him- he’s not exactly a big time crook #but Ted and his crew have pissed off Rupert Mannion who is big time and who wants to hit back at Rebecca for making a fool of him #and Mannion’s people have identified that the way in to breaking their little crew is through Jamie #who’s name sounds so ridiculous people have assumed it was fake this whole time #anyways #thanks for reading #I will likely never write this but boy I have ideas 💡 #leverage au #ted lasso #jamie tartt #roy kent #keeley jones #rebecca welton

[sing-you-fools]

Complete list of exceptions to ACAB:

there

are

no

exceptions

all

cops

means

ALL

cops

Cheery Littlebottom

#the only good cop is a pratchett cop #because vimes knows they're all bastards #and makes sure they do too #even carrot would cheerfully admit to being a bastard #everyone around him would be so confused but vimes said all cops #so it must be true #but not cheery though #he leaves her out #because she puts enough bacon on his sandwiches #discworld #gnu terry pratchett #cheery littlebottom #sing-you-fools

[dballzposting]

What if Gotenks lived with his dad Vegito but on weekends he lived with his other dad Gogeta but this is sort of a recent thing becasue Gogeta didnt secure split custody until recently so Gotenks doesnt really Know Gogeta that well and he goes to his modest and hearthlike apartment and feels disquieted becasue it is VERY DIFFERENT from the sensory-overload distraction-chamber that is Vegito's lavish house. And Gogeta doesnt narcissistically abuse Gotenks so Gotenks doesnt relaly understand him at all and he really doesnt get how an adult could be so calm and not get angry and yell at him over little things and so he thinks that Gogeta is actually just really furious but hiding it and so it takes a long time for Gotenks to trust him and trust that he genuinely isnt mad at him. But at the same time it doesnt take long at all for Gotenks to respond to his genuine calmness by feeling the most secure & safe that hes ever felt but he doesnt really understand that or why that is and he doesnt understand why he feels so yucky when he has to go back to his other home on Monday morning and so he just ignores it and plays iPad and skateboards. And every Friday night he gets so nervous he gets nauseous and Vegito always uses this to say "You dont have to go over there sweetie :) Do you want to? You Do Not Have To Want To" and then he yells at Gogeta over the phone about it. But without fail every time he gets to Gogeta's apartment and adjusts Gotenks does feel better and sometimes just falls asleep on the couch. And Gogeta makes tea every evening and it's sooooo yucky to Gotenks but he still drinks it every time becasue Gogeta made it and he deosnt have the maturity & wherewithal to understand that it's becasue it makes him feel included and cared for.

This isn't dragon ball any more not even close like not even a little bit

#PEOPLE WILL DO THIS WITH THE FUSIONS IVE BEEN OBSERVING THIS SINCE DAY 1 #Youd think that since they are two characters merged that you would have Twice the constraints when it comes to personal catharsis #BUT NO.. Ppl see these NECESSARILY EPHEMERAL FUSIONS and go ''Oh it's free real estate.'' #And they bend the laws of canon into any which way . #Dissociated and fragmented bitches love Vegito especially i see it over and over and over ? #It's the Forced Unity and enviornment of an inharmonious collaboration i think . That is implicit . #I have 100 thoughts on this but I WILL SPEAK NO FURTHER.... #ok maybe i will. Like for me i have persistently and subconsciously read gotenks as a (sexually) traumitized child and #Gogeta as the best father in the world bc of his utter humility and strength of tolerance and #Vegito as a grandiose narcissist. #BUT LIKE GIRL WHAT IS THAT ? THATS NOT DRAGON BALL . ! #The subconscious WILL have its self-expression THIS I KNOW. It WILL Tell You What It Needs IF YOU JUST LISTEN ... #and even if you dont listen it will come out from under you. #I used to observe the way others work w the fusions and draw thwm interacting and wearing outfits and shit and i was like #GIRL WHAT .... And Then one day i put Gotenks on a skateboard and That was it for me. #well anyway. Happy april fools day everypony but i am not lying #dballz posting

[reel-fear]

MIKE BLOCKED ME ON TWITTER FOR ROASTING HIS DUMBASS RESPONSE TO THE GRAPHIC NOVEL STUFF!!

grown ass man scared of the 19-year-old queer being mean to him over his public meltdown more at 8.

#ramblez #little white boy sad? U sad bc nobody likes you? Bc u constantly make a fool of urself and show off ur distaste for ur fans? lmao #this is one of the greatest things to ever happen to me imagine how mad he'll be when he finds out the fangame Im making has queers in it #hes gonna have a whole other white boy meltdown on main KJSNFDGKJHFGKJHGKJHSDFGSD #hes so fucking sensitive maybe just get off of social media Mike this never ends well for you #batim #batdr #bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #and look Im joking around about this but it really is sad that the bendy devs cant handle this kind of critique towards their decisions #it seems despite the backlash once again they are choosing to ignore their fans which is yknow upsetting #But hey ig if the devs being awful was a dealbreaker for this fandom I wouldve left a long time ago and I havent #dw Im not going anywhere <3 #also if anyone else here was also criticizing Mike maybe check his acct to make sure ur not blocked now since apparently #old habits die hard and this is certainly a pattern with him KJHDSFKGJHSDKFGJHDFGSD #also look before anyone asks yes I was kinda mean to him over this but to put bluntly if hes gonna be this dismissive to his fans concerns #he deserves it. Theres this persistent attitude esp in bendy fanspaces of being defensive of the devs #and I dont know why they have been extremely horrible people every single chance they get #and its very hurtful to see how many people would rather tell me to be kinder to the people who broke the heart of a child me when they #dismissed any ideas of putting queers like me in their stories than to realize Mike n Meatly bring this bad attention to themselves #to put bluntly I dont owe them kindness not until they at least apologize for the shit they did which they still havent #mike hasnt even addressed his vent poem in the code of BATDR let alone the other shit he said n did #so no I will not be kind to him ever hope this helps!

[that-was-anticlimactic]

i think it’s really interesting how ritsu is just as big of a conman as reigen is. like, reigen is a financial conman and ritsu isn’t, but they both put on masks and they both hide who they really are. reigen tricks everyone into thinking he’s psychic and that he’s this charismatic, has his life together, happy guy and he fools a lot of people. and ritsu tricks everyone into thinking that he’s the perfect loving brother and student, that he’s got everything together, that he’s just the kindest most normal middle schooler. and it works. and i find it interesting how it... it doesn’t really seem to work on each other? like, ritsu sees right through reigen even with “proof” that he may really be psychic. he knows it’s all a lie. and i honestly feel like reigen can see through ritsu’s whole facade and knows that he’s hiding who he really is. and in a way, they both resent each other for it. ritsu doesn’t want to turn out like reigen, but he’s scared and is so used to suppressing everything about himself that he doesn’t know how to be himself. and reigen sees ritsu and sees bits and pieces of himself when he was younger and sometimes that makes it hard for him to be around ritsu. and sometimes he just wants to throttle ritsu and tell him to stop and not to do what he did, but he Knows that won’t be enough to convince ritsu and he’s also scared.

they’re both just two conmen fooling everyone around them because they’re cowards and are scared that they aren’t lovable unless they are their mask

#sorry had a breakdown in the shower #maybe this is a stretch but i also just. do not care because the reigen and ritsu parallels are just. THEY ARE THERE!!! #and they aren't supposed to be the main focus and maybe aren't intentional but. they EXIST!!! #i mean... they're the biggest conmen in the series (except dimple ig but his was like evil conman until he decided nah so he doesn't count) #like yeah mob suppressing parts of himself but he doesn't put on this whole facade that he's someone totally different from who he really is #and you could maybe argue that teru had a facade but really he just confused who he really was for someone he wasn't so it wasn't #intentional and he wasn't trying to fool anyone and serizawa literally was just scared and wasn't able to find out who he was until #post world domination arc and he was probably trying not to think about who he was as a person so he just Was #and shou knows he who is and he embraces it and prolly Definitely exaggerates his personality when he's scared or because he feels like he #has to but he doesn't try and trick anyone into thinking he's someone he's not bUT RITSU AND REIGEN DO #AND I JUST #OUGH #sorry for the breakdown lol i have had ritsu feelings All Day #mp100 #ritsu kageyama #reigen arataka

[mellowthorn]

#’to see you take breath puts the breath back in my lungs’ !!!!!!!!!! #lines that kill me instantly #this is the exact paragraph that made me fall in love with the fool on my first read #literally had to put the book down and stare at a wall for a moment because i was blushing so heavily #reading this for the second time (aside from quick out of context rereads) and the effect is just as strong lmao #rote #realm of the elderlings #rote reread #assassin's quest #assassin's quest spoilers

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Why is the red underline missing underline missing under LWJ's and XL's names in the mario kart comic? /gen q /love your stuff /have a nice day

Truthful Answer: I forgot to ink it and didn't want to rescan the comic.

Funny Answer: They never finished the course.

(post for context)

#ask #I was also running late to something which added pressure to not fix it. #Usually I try to make these comics with enough time to catch errors like that but....yeah sometimes there are whoops. #I *did* have it in pencils but sometimes the pencils fools my eye into thinking I don't need to ink that part. and then it's erased. #Did you guys know that mario kart kicks you out of the course if you take too long after at least one person finishes? #thats How Bad I am a the game. I lose to the timer #I main yoshi btw I love how he warbles and honks. #I meant to have Jiang Cheng be dressed as yoshi but drawing those carts was already putting me at my limit. #I think Lan Wangji would love racing games. Where he also follows the speed limit. #His genre is simulation games but he doesn't play enough games to realize this. #WWX has been trying to get him to play stardew valley with him for years. And LWJ keeps putting it off. #Xie lian is the kind of guy who loves video game theories and lore but never plays the games. Video essay in the gackground kind of guy. #Make Hua Cheng play the games while he watches kind of guy.

[cantofamelico]

flint's look to silver when he escorts him to the beach and he just... walks on and kisses madi. he's bittersweet. he's uneasy. he's a man being reminded once again that he's lost every single one of his loves. that silver might share his darkness, but it's not the only thing he has. he has madi, and loves her, while he can watch from the sidelines knowing he has no place of that kind in silver's heart.

#i have so many feelings about madi and silver too. i don't believe that silver is actually in love with her until this scene. #but to take a man like that and give him somebody who sees through his lies? to give him somebody who trusts him without ulterior motives. #flint is so obviously trying to 'court' him somehow at this point of the story. and silver puts distance between them more and more to not- #let him find out more about his story. and this is so painfully clear in the last two episodes #can't wait to get to them in my rewatch #black sails #i have to physically refrain myself from writing every single thought that crosses my mind while rewatching rbh #you think i don't have complex feelings about eleanor? max? RACKHAM? VANE?? fools.

[francesderwent]

my boss the pastor and my coworker both wished me a happy birthday first thing this morning, which was odd, because we’d just talked about when my birthday was (Christmas Eve) and today (random Tuesday the 19th) is a weird mistake to make. there was no reason for it. but they’re older and it’s a busy time of year and so I just dismissed it. and then around noon all the office volunteers and church ladies let themselves in the backdoor at once and called my name and yelled “surprise”, and so there was a very obvious reason to think my birthday was today, and that’s that today was my party

#I was sitting listening to the pastor straighten up the dining room and put out a new tablecloth #and I was like ‘oh he must be hosting a dinner here this week’ #one of the politest church ladies came in the morning and didn’t say ‘if I don’t see you have a merry Christmas’ #which was very weird and unlike her! #did I put together the signs? no. not even a little #I had no suspicions whatsoever #I’m a FOOL #in which cate tells stories

[majimasleftasscheek]

I'm glad my proxy post could help inform some ppl 👀

if anyone needs it in the future, it's linked in my pinned post ✨ and if anyone has questions about proxy ordering or whatever, feel free to ask and I'll do my best to help out 💪

#so like that todo plush I used as an example was like 10 bucks yeah #I saw another go up for 65 kdslfkljsdflkdf pls pls pls do your due diligence when browsing for items and don't be fooled by listing prices #especially if you really REALLY want something cuz I know the feeling of needing to put merch in your mouth RIGHT NOW #the laying down plushies started out at like 40-50 bucks and now they're getting into the upper 20s cuz the supply is rolling in #sometimes it just takes a couple days waiting for better deals to pop up cuz ppl will always compete with each other to sell #blog mod

[sayakxmi]

"Chuuya is afraid of Mori. >:(" Chuuya got himself completely wasted in front of Mori (and Kouyou), then started whining about Dazai.

#i'm thinking abt it more than i should #bsd #bungou stray dogs #mori ougai #nakahara chuuya #fr tho how can anybody see that scene and still think chuuya's like personally afraid of mori #dude went there on his own with his own alcohol fully knowing he's a lightweight bc no way in hell he wouldn't at that point #and ended up making a fool out of himself bc what else couldve happened #if anything that tells you how comfortable he feels there #to literally put himself in a vulnerable state like that

[pretty-idol-hell]

...........

#do you think that the april monthly update was just april fools #and we are getting actual new coords on wednesday? #hahaha.... #i unfortunetly.... do not #i think they just wanted to avoid posted an eos notice on april fools #i have a feeling on wednesday we'll find out the last episode will air in late april #and the app itself will end in july #putting this in the tags for obvious reasons because it's just speculation #but.................