#POKEMON ARE ABOUT TO BE EATEN!!!

[pokemonranch]

Living in Paldea rn and can confirm: Paldeans are built different. They put olive oil and a bit of cheese in a sandwich and call it a day

//HEY NONONONO I have to answer personally to this. Toasted bread with olive oil and cheese SLAPS. But a Sandwich with Kiwi, Noodles and Chorizo is an abomination against nature and Arceus itself. In this esaay I will-

#//i dont like paldea or gen 9 thats why i barely interact with stuff about that onrol #but BUT i will defend cheese with my dying breaths #//(all of this is lighthearted. im not mad at anon) #mod talks #pokeblogging #pokemon irl #ask #rotomblr #pokemon rp #//someone here has never eaten breat with olive oil and sugar and it shows

[askcapital]

... what are you looking me like that for?

Bonus:

[ @occasional-weed ]

#pokemon #pokeask #ask blog #ic #answered #capital tag #askcapital #is Ditto purple? I always thought they were pink #also there was a third ask to go with these ones but it got eaten by the inbox :'( #so if you sent one about changing fur color... I'm so sorry

[cameoappearance]

Unwisely naming all my shiny Litwicks with bad stats (except St. Arthur who has been named that since 2019) after the false-saints' candles from Seeking Mr Eaten's Name

#pokemon #fallen london #seeking mr eaten's name #originally I just made St. Arthur a buddy for the candies and was gonna evolve her but then I got attached to her small and cute form #and now i have six three-star chandelures from the community day #st. fortigan is usually spelled forthigan but it was one character too long and FL is inconsistent about it anyhow

[newspecies]

hit one-two combo of being extremely discouraged about my character designs and being inclined to sit around and feel terrible in my room while doing nothing

#rot.txt #the character design thing is like. i just remembered how much inspiration i took from this woman when i was a beginner artist #and i know some of those character design things SHE uses a lot stuck around in my art #and then i remember that people have told me my art reminds them of hers #and then i get worried im falling into the same design pitfalls she did #and them im scared all my character designs suck shit and ass #and then i dont want to draw. hey guys what if instead of doing something that makes me happy i just sat in my room not thinking about this #its getting late i think i need to go to bed early. if i do that maybe my pokemon will love me #im also frustrated with myself for sleeping so late so often it not only sets me back in pokemon sleep but also just makes me miserable #its been a very social day maybe thats why im feeling like ass #and ive eaten like nothing today good god how am i not hungry

[walkingbugencyclopedia]

Bugsy. I know Hollow Knight was mentioned. But. Have you heard of Bug Fables.

//I think my previous ask about it got eaten by the void... I wanted to give him a bug game rec. :(

Ah, not yet! But it sounds good. :)

#//your previous ask was not eaten. i am just horrible about answering asks #bugsy talks #pokeblogging #pokemon #pokemon irl #rotomblr #irl pokemon

[yume-fanfare]

the sandwich post just has me wondering what kind of bread u guys eat

#i have bread opinions #because see. um. #here the word 'sandwich' is only used to describe the ones that r made with sliced bread #like → 🥪 this one i guess? #the ones made with . more baguette-like bread are called 'bocadillos' n they're like. idk the Good and filling ones #the ones in pokemon scarlet and violet are Bocadillos #like that game mechanic is so real its existence fills me with joy #so like that kind of bread is usually good by itself it's not dry even if you don't add oil or butter or anything to it #unless it's like. whole wheat bread. that one is often dry there are few that aren't #but then again im not exactly talking about baguette bread . #at least the one that's sold as specifically baguette here and the french one that i remember is. a bit too thin to add filing to it? #and here it goes stale within like a DAY #of course bread is best eaten fresh but it's nicer if it lasts just a little bit longer..... #i get that lasting longer is kinda the appeal of sandwich bread #and also the fact that it's pre-sliced but it's not the kind you eat when you want Good bread #(i live in humidity land) #anyways. where was i going with this. #ah right yeah the bread here is usually at least a little wider than traditional french baguettes (?) #but in the end the technique and outcome of the crust and such depends on the bakery and #yeah i don't know what else i wanted to say mitsuru moment over #i love bread #mar's midnight rambles #additional disclaimer i actually still don't know how to make sandwiches in pokemon violet

[zosonils]

pokemon likers should i pick bulbasaur or charmander for my pokemon y nuzlocke

bulbasaur pros: tanks hits well and hits back hard, mega venusaur does both even better and is possibly the single best thick fat haver, gets good status moves for catching new pokemon or cheesing particularly scary battles, evolves a few levels earlier than other starters which is huge given that i'm enforcing level caps

bulbasaur cons: plenty of other good grass and/or poison types in kalos, typing comes with a lot of weaknesses that might make it hard to get all the way to venusaurhood without dying, pretty much only gets earthquake as coverage which severely limits its options

charmander pros: hits like a fucking truck, mega zard y hits like a fucking NUKE, gets a ton of good coverage moves via tm so it'd be able to fill in for teammates who died in a pinch, easily one of the best fire types in kalos, can learn fly for convenience

charmander cons: frail as all hell and is just barely too slow to completely make up for it with glass cannon speed, drought from mega zard y could be detrimental to teammates who are weak to fire or rely on water type moves, will suffer from it a lot more if i'm unlucky and get a bad nature

#squirtle is off the table because i already picked froakie and it's all but guaranteed i'll run into other water types along the way #no hate for blastoise but it's just not gonna be nearly as valuable to the team i have so far #i was gonna pick bulbasaur because i expected to have talonflame as my hard-hitting fire/flying type but my fletchling died in the bug gym #REALLY UPSET ABOUT THAT BY THE WAY he was the first pokemon i caught besides my starter so i was getting attached #i'm proud of myself for disconnecting video game and reality enough to not be genuinely distressed when a pokemon faints #but i'm still upset about my fucking fletchling getting eaten to death by bugs i wasn't allowed to switch out of!!!!!

[lightfromandromeda]

tag ur blorbo

#for me this is about the eighth doctor #what should i tag this as #blorbo #oc #art #artists on tumblr #doctor who #uhhhhh #should i just tag different popular media #like pokemon or something #idk #cant think cuz i havent eaten yet so ill go do that #happy holidays everybody #my art #comics

[professor-volo]

“eeeeeEEEEEE POFFINS ARE FUCKING DELICIOUS WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME-!!!

Uh. *coughs*

I made quite a few poffins today! And by quite a few I mean… one, two, the ones I ate earlier… 40 something? Really they have been quite delicious and they’ve been a big hit with my Pokémon too, I’ve had to lock down my bag because Pecha keeps trying to steal them. (Arceus, I spoil my Pokémon too much) I gotta say, I wasn’t expecting that to be how you made them, I thought there’d be a lot more… filling. Like a berry jelly in the middle or something.

I also went and saw a gym challenge in action today! There were two challengers today, the first one had a lot of dark-types so she swept it easy while the second one just baaarely managed to pull through. I can’t say I see the enjoyment in doing the challenge itself, probably because my team is a bit past the point of needing to prove our strength, but I think I get why people like it. You really want to root for people when they pull through!

Well! This’ll be the last of Hearthome (assuming I don’t go back to make more poffins), so I’ll see you next on the road!”

-Volo

#volo #pla #pokemon legends arceus #ginkgo guild member volo #pokemon #<Volo but aren’t poffins meant for Pokémon> YOU CANT STOP ME #ITS JUST TASTY BREAD AND BERRIES IN IT!! #nobody knows how much my love of berries extends #and frankly I’ve eaten stranger things #….namely dirt #and we don’t talk about that point in my life because I was dumb #((I didn’t make the togekiss eating a poffin 😔)) #((ah well. another time!))

[nitr09-productions]

Behold, my inspired Fakemon design!

#for context i was talking to my brother about how pokemon eat other pokemon #but the pokemon that get eaten just happen to be similar to the animals we eat in the real world #or bug types (cause screw em' i guess) #so we were speculating what it would be like if there was a pokemon that hunted pikachus

[earth-wyrms]

yay! yay! my library had viewing glasses! :3333

#sheep speaks #today i watched the sun get eaten by a snake but it got better #accidentally volunteered as an all-ages Curiosity Instigator and eclipse-based-crafts staff member. i dont even work here #got into an argument with a grown man about the nature of pluto. i did not intend to do this. #please. your daughter was asking me for Space Facts and i had my solar system necklace on #got challenged to a pokemon tcg battle by the same kid. she has a psychic deck. i dont carry my deck on me :( #someone asked me how to get a library card. i dont even work here. #and finally perpetrated some mild trespassing onto amtrak property on the way home in order to find a better trainspotting location #found one. now i gotta check the schedule to decide when to go back

[skullswim]

would you like a sautéed weedle in this trying time

Is that even safe? What with their poison and such?

#even so the answer is probably no #from what I remember most bug types that are eaten still look…. exactly like they do when alive #and I’ve got a weird personal thing about that #totally cool if other people like to eat it but it ain’t for me #pokemon #pkmn irl #grimm talks #ask to tag

[blankanimeface]

#not too happy about being eaten #hoppip #food #pokemon #:I #can't see the name of the creator since I don't have a Reddit account and everything is private now

[thunderboltage]

In-between me not being online, I have taken the step to be more sociable by finally displaying my play history and online status on my switch, so now anyone can hold me accountable for my ridiculous play times and why I'm 96 hours late responding to messages

#....thinking about disabling it again tho lmao #animal crossing and pokemon have definitely eaten up the most time lol #ami sez

[boyfrillish]

after rereading my old drabbles from 2014 (the ones that i did put on ao3 back then) last night I suddenly want to write something like a followup to the vague future setting featuring pokecenter nurse/receptionist Nate and pkmn breeder Hugh. Or even if it’s not a direct followup (like, reverse scene of the old drabble or sth), just revisit more of those headcanons at random because 8 years later, I still love them

Not that I can say how those headcanons first came to me because I have zero recollection of it and my explanations for why I love them would be less eloquent more “i just think they’re neat” (it just FITS in my head okay) but yeah. I just love the idea of them running a daycare/nursery together

#crystext #listen i know canonically the nurses are always girls while guys are doctors but bear with me #in that old drabble i even worded it like ''as the world's first ever male nurse'' or something adgasdgsg #he's very exciteable and loves helping people/pokemon in need and his mom worked at the pokecenter so my brain got attached to the idea #actually the followup scenario i thought about last night had Cheren visit their daycare with his students #and the students got to ask questions and stuff like why did they pick their careers what do they love about their work etc #hugh is all sweet like “i love taking care of pokemon” and meanwhile nate is like “oh lol i had no idea what to pick bc i love everything” #battle career? keep being a pokewood legend and get roped into modeling? do everything? nah working at the pokecenter would be neat #it shows that i verily lack sleep and have barely eaten because there is no eloquency to be found #guess i'll stop here for now i just missed rambling about my random selfindulgent hcs etc to someone or somewhere! #instead of keeping everything on loop in my head and combusting adgadfgaddffhddfh #really tho nate is 10000% exciteable and how could he pick between battling and acting and everything when all is so much fun adfsasdfg

[vampireghostlawyer]

thoughts.

could i survive a danganronpa? NO. i would betray everyone and die in fifth trial.

Could i survive your turn to die? YES. no reason neede.  suck sou silly

could i survive squid game? NO. my bones are made of metal

could i survive a saw trap? YES. as long as it’s not rigged.

could i survive in breaking bad? YES. saul goodman

could i survive in Walking Dead? Tv NO. zombie bites me in a walgreens.

could i survivein house MD? YES. i have boob s so house spares my life in the final round.

could i survive Death Note? YES. i know how to act like a normal teenage boy. and i would fuck misa and never kill L so i would live .

could i survive Fruitsbaskets? NO. that damn rat.

could I survive batman? NO. batman drops a flare on me 1000 times and i die.

could i survive minecraft? YES. but they put me in plains biome

could i survive in nosferatu 1922? YES. i know about world war 1 and

could i survive hotline mimi? YES. my mask is an anteater and i eat the ants

could i survive TF2? YES. im friends with sniper.

could i survive pokemon? NO. i dont know the pokemon an dthey can sense this like horses.

could i survive FNAF? NO. me and rotting guy have fun nad i get eaten

could i survive AP US History exam? YES. i gotta 4.

could i survive Dark Souls? YES. you have unlimited life in there.

could i survive Kitchen Nightmares? NO. gordon ramsey bakes me into a dish because i made him licorice pizza.

could i survive Diary of a Wimpy KId? YES. i bravely fight gregg in 1v1 combat and i win, using the civil war tactics his father taught me.

need i say more?

#clem.txt