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the-myrda-weapon · 7 months

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I can't do this guys I don't have it in me to even COMPREHEND that OFMD S2 releases TODAY. I am going to die like Lucius Spriggs. I am going to die like Stede Bonnet getting mauled by a leopard, run over by a carriage and having a piano fall on him

#ofmd s2 #peeing myself #david jenkins hope you're happy

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babezoi · 2 years

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❝An eye for an eye, a leg for a leg A shot in the heart doesn't make it unbreak She really didn't wanna make it messy She really, really didn't, but the girl gone cray❞

i get her. i understand her. i love her

#cait fallout 4 #fallout #fallout 4 #peeing myself #i finally decided to just post my art on here ig tumblr is scary though HELP #i have a lot of art to dump here #my art

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warmpadding · 2 years

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mmmm… i just wanna snuggle up in bed; being all diapered n soft with lots o’ cozy blankets and teddy bears and fall asleep in a pile of warmth n wet myself in my sleep to stay warm ;3

n getting to wake up in squishy padding buried in fluff ;0!!

#bed wetting #purpose bed wetting #peeing myself #cozy wetting #wouldnt that be so nice??#squishy padding

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hellofuture · 1 year

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this time next week i will have like …. seen ateez

#peeing myself #post

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backwardscaplando · 2 years

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TOTO SAYING SHITBOX I-

#tj is ted #azerbaijan gp 2022 #PEEING MYSELF

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baylardo · 20 days

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YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

#Booklard #The Captain’s Table #Fire Ship #PEEING MYSELF

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avatarjuno · 3 months

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Y/n was sobbing uncontrollably in the dimly lit space ship. Her red curly hair cascaded around her tear-streaked face as she clutched her infected nose piercing. "Why does love have to be so complicated, Groot?" she wailed, looking at the potted Groot, who swayed sympathetically.

"I am Groot," the tree creature replied, its eyes filled with understanding.

Y/n wiped her tears and fixed her gaze on Groot. "I just don't get it. I'm attracted to both men and women. I'm 16, hormonal, and... and I have a little secret. My... my-" A hiccup interrupted her, and she blurted, "My pussy is lined with teeth!"

Groot's branches quivered in shock. "I am Groot!"

Y/n let out a bitter laugh. "Exactly! Who would want to love someone like me? It's a curse." She buried her face in her hands, but then she felt a gentle rustling against her cheek. Looking up, she saw Groot's gentle leaves brushing away her tears.

"I am Groot," Groot murmured, reaching out to caress her cheek.

Y/n’s eyes widened in surprise. "Groot, I never knew you felt this way." A shy smile tugged at her lips, and she leaned in, pressing her lips against Groot's bark. As she did, the space ship landed on a random wet planet, and they knew that no matter where they were, their love would blossom among the stars.

The end

#this is satire #help #peeing myself

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agentjepsen · 9 months

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#i cant believe he said thi #peeing myself #/revelation #bestie posting

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lilpissslut · 2 months

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Tell me to hold it but make it impossible. When I get up to go to the bathroom, push me back down and tell me I can wait. When I cross my legs and stuff my hands into my crotch, push my hands away and kick my feet apart so my legs are spread. When I start leaking, press your heel into my bladder and step on me, reminding me I don’t have permission to go.

#can’t hold pee #full bladder #omorashi #ftm piss #piss play #bladder control #bladder torture #bladder dom #control my bladder #gonna piss myself #lilpissslut #step on my bladder #holding my pee #push the pee out #bursting to pee #pee kink #piss fantasy #piss humiliation #pissed myself

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phantom-of-the-keurig · 7 months

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Y’all think they train the coruscant guard massiffs to respond to commands in Mando’a kinda like how military / police dogs in real life are taught commands in german?

Like imagine this thing is sprinting after you and his clone handler is just screaming shit in Mando’a

#I would pee myself thank you very much #coruscant guard #clone troopers #massiff #commander grizzer #I know he isn’t a commander but he is in my heart

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leaky-bunny · 2 months

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my bladder was soooo full and i had an empty bottle lying around, so i decided to give it a shot. turns out i can't aim for shit and made a mess all over the towel beneath me. >:/

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