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ratgrinders · 12 hours
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okay but shout out to adaine for this battle, the ABSOLUTE MVP
dust mephits all across the field that when they died ended up blinding like half of the enemies they fought
two AMAZING portent rolls, the first helping gorgug avoid like 44 points of fire damage and keep concentration, the second an absolutely LEGENDARY crit for fig that pretty much SINGLEHANDEDLY decimated the wyvern before it could get anywhere near the proctor
an absolutely clutch Scatter getting the proctor out of harms way, fabian out of being restrained, and kristin up on the ledge which let her be able to see kipperlily and oisin in the first place!!!!!!!!!!!!
and she helped fig with that limerick : ) sisters of all time
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stjohnstarling · 2 days
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Vampirism is like what if your desires were bestial and monstrous and if you gave into what you wanted and satisfied your needs it would destroy everyone you love?
And being a priest is like you have to believe all of your perfectly normal human desires are evil and you are absolutely not allowed to give in to pleasure or god will be mad at you.
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felixcloud6288 · 3 days
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What I know about the cast of Dungeon Meshi purely through osmosis
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Name: Laios
God of autism
Wants to eat everything
Tried to eat a suit of armor
Obsessed with monsters
Keeps a monster manual in his bra
Can sing
Wants to platonically feel up the cat girl out of genuinely scientific curiosity
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Name: Marcille
Always stressed out
Keeps her hair clean
Is going to kill Laios one of these days
Super-picky eater
Wants to make out sloppy-style with Laios's sister
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Name: Chilchuck
Hates everyone in the party
Is the dad of the group
Has three daughters
Has a union job
Works for fantasy OSHA
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Name: Laios's sister
Was eaten by a dragon
Is a chimera
Is a cleric
Always jokes about that time she was eaten by a dragon
Wants to make out sloppy style with the elf chick
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Name: Senshi
Fanservice
Is just here for fanservice
Seriously, I've seen more pics of his bulge and tits than of his face
Everyone loves him
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Name: Cat
Cat
Cat
Cat
She's a cat
That's it. She's just a human-shaped cat
Likes to snuggle with Chilchuck (He hates it)
May or may not have six nipples and anal glands
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koppi2404 · 1 day
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MIKU is a cutie patotie (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)!
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lenoraah · 15 hours
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𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙮
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-pairing - dad!charles leclerc x mom!reader
-summary - charles and reader decide that it is the perfect day to spend time with their two daughters at the beach
-author’s note - daughters’ names; juliana (3) louise (9 months)
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Y/n smiles as she watches her husband holding their two children close to him. Charles is propped up against a chair under the white and blue umbrella that they set up a couple hours ago. Louise is sitting on his lap while Juliana is leaning on against her father’s shoulder.
Y/n hides her smile behind the book she’s reading. She has her wet hair put up in a clip and one of Charles’s sweatshirts pulled over her body.
Eventually, Juliana gets bored of lingering around her father and wanders to her mother. Y/n smiles, letting her daughter crawl into her lap, sheltering her with her arms.
Louise smiles at her mother from her father’s arms and reaches for her. Charles follows his daughter’s small hands to his wife and sighs as both his girls abandon him. He reluctantly hands her over with a smile.
Y/n sets her book away and holds Louise is her arms, her small head resting on her mother’s shoulder. Charles smiles, looking at his wife and two children. He soon settles next Y/n, laying beside her and their children.
Charles plays with Juliana’s light brown hair as she begins to babble on about something that doesn’t truly interest him but he still listens. Y/n smiles leaning down to kiss her husband on the cheek.
The two of them hold their children close to them as they smile at each other. They know Juliana and Louise might not remember this day but they will never forget the memories.
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hopepunk-humanity · 23 hours
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Choosing hope doesn’t mean ignoring the bad; it means reconnecting with the good.
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renthony · 1 day
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Genuinely tired of people blaming the vague idea of "TV writers suck" for sub-par television instead of corporate meddling, blatant censorship, arbitrary time constraints, and other behind-the-scenes fuckery. Also really tired of "obviously it's objectively bad writing" getting used in place of "I, personally, did not like this."
Even if the writing is genuinely bad in something, you can just...watch something else. There are plenty of other shows out there with writing you might connect with more. Acting like the entire industry is full of bad writers who don't care about their work is ignorant as hell.
Writers being used as the go-to for audiences to shit on is getting really fucking old.
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maybe-itsforthebest · 14 hours
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- j (x)
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allhotwife · 1 day
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crowfanity · 2 days
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So I figured out how to convert Dungeon Meshi ages into their equivalent for different races.
Assuming the age of adulthood is roughly equivalent between all of them, and that a 16 y/o tall-man is equivalent to a 14 y/o half-foot, 80 y/o elf, 40 y/o dwarf, 40 y/o gnome, etc., then divide the character's age by their race's age of adulthood to get your multiplier, then multiply that number by the age of adulthood for the race you want to convert it to.
Or put simply:
([character age]/[their race's age of adulthood]) x [age of adulthood for different race]
For example, Mithrun is 185. Elves reach adulthood at 80. 185 divided by 80 is 2.3125. So that means Mithrun is 2.3125 times the age of adulthood for any given race. If I multiply that by 16, then he would be 37 in tall-man years.
That being said, if Chilchuck was a tall-man he would be 33.
He should've been at the club
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miollo-blackberry · 3 days
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ratgrinders · 12 hours
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kittylitter and the gals what are you DOING
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stjohnstarling · 2 days
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Meet me in the vast, widely-disputed, secret pornography section of the Vatican Library archives at midnight.
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freelanderadventures · 21 hours
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embrace the power
Photo by Federico De Angelis (Please don’t remove the credits)
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beep-beep-robin · 2 days
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"I don't know, I guess I just want everything to slow down a bit."
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lenoraah · 2 days
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𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙖𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣
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-pairing - dad!mick schumacher x mom!reader
-summary - reader wakes up with her toddler in her arms and finds Mick trying his best to make breakfast while entertaining their twin boys
-author’s note - i’ve been rotting in my grave for too long
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Y/n wakes up to her toddler shifting in her arms and turning in to face her chest. Michaela gently whines while reaching her arms out to be comforted by her mother.
Y/n opens her eyes and immediately sits up, pulling her toddler into her lap. The little girl with blonde hair and blue eyes settles herself against her mother upper body.
The y/h/c woman looks over, expecting to see her husband only to be greeted with an empty bed. Y/n’s nose scrunches up and she notices the half open bedroom door.
“Let’s go see where daddy went shall we?” The little figure in Y/n arms nods then buries her face in her mother’s chest.
Y/n takes the walk down the hall and stairs slowly and quietly, holding her daughter and occasionally kissing her head. The curtains of all the windows she passes letting sunlight pour in.
As the mother and daughter head into the kitchen, the voice of Mick and laughter of the twins catch their attention. Y/n leans against the doorframe, toddler in her arms as a smile graces her face.
The twins hoover by Mick’s legs as they jump around, wooden spatulas in hand. Mick has a bright smile on his face as he tries his best to flip pancakes while trying to not get the twins injured.
Michaela giggles as she watches her dad and brothers. She squeals as she sees the bowl of cut up strawberries on the counter.
Mick immediately turns his head around to look at his wife and daughter. He grins at them, using one hand to hold a spatula while the other hand is being used to wave at his little girl.
“Mick,”
“Hm?”
“You’re burning the pancakes,”
Mick’s head flips to look at the pan, cursing as he quickly tries to save the burning batter while simultaneously trying to turn the stove off. The twins and Michaela laugh and scream as Y/n watches her husband scramble with a loving smile on her face.
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