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#Ope I’m way salty
samsno1 · 3 months
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Happy Birthday Dean!
Dean Winchester x Reader
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short one-shot for Dean's birthday because i had to do something for him. this was a bit rushed but very sweet. this fic also shows how much of a led zep nerd i am (oops)
Summary: It's your boyfriend's birthday and you wanted to make it special
Warnings: FLUFF, sexy time implied and dean's dirty mind (as always), not proof read, english is not my first language
WC: 2k
enjoy!
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You woke up early that morning and made sure Dean would sleep until late. When you woke up his arms were tight around you, like they always were when you slept, his naked chest glued to your, also, naked back – last night was interesting, to say the least. His warm breath in the back of your neck and his gentle snoring almost lulling you back to sleep but today was a special day, it was Dean’s birthday and you wanted to do something special.
You knew that celebrating his birthday wasn’t common, always too much on his mind and too little people that cared. But you did and you made a promise to yourself to make his birthday be the best one he ever had. 
With that said, you reluctantly got out of his grip, making Dean groan in his sleep, knowing even unconsciously the emptiness in his arms. You smiled to yourself at that and admired Dean’s sleeping state for a while longer. He always looked so peaceful – even if he had a weapon under his pillow. He could rest. He had admitted to you once that you were one of the main reasons for that. Knowing you were safe in his arms made him feel safe and it was a mutual feeling. Oh you loved him so much.
You got up, turning away from your boyfriend and putting some clothes on. The ones you were wearing last night scattered all around, the memories making your face heat up. When you left the bedroom, you gave Dean one last look, his strong chest going up and down with deep breaths and one of his feet peeking out from under the cover. You smiled and closed the door behind you.
You spotted Sam in the kitchen before going out and told him your plans for the day.
“Please, if he wakes up, tell him I went out to buy…tampons or just say I’m going to help Charlie with some things she asked for and I’ll be back later” You told him and Sam guaranteed you that Dean would not know about your surprise. You gave Sam a quick hug and a kiss on the cheek as a thank you and bolted to the garage.
You haven’t used your own car in a while so it was weird stepping into the driver’s seat of a car different from the Impala. On your way to the nearest grocery store you made some calls. Charlie and Cas were coming later for the little party and they seemed more than excited to get the invite from you on the phone.
You bought all the flavors of pie you found there. Apple, cherry, pecan, you name it and some other salty snacks. In a liquor store nearby you got beers and whiskey. But there was one thing you were very much looking forward to.
Well, a while ago you had made some calls, some contacts here and there who were also fond of classic rock hooked you up with a guy who was selling a limited edition Led Zeppelin vinyl. A version of Led Zeppelin IV. What can you say, you were kind of also into them, it was one of the reasons you and Dean bonded so quickly in the first place.
You had to drive for two hours (totalizing four to go there and come back) to get the vinyl but it was worth it. You had told Sam about this and he made a face, asking you how you found the money for this but you refused to tell him and just laughed. Once you got the vinyl you would come back as quickly as you could so that Dean wouldn’t suspect it.
Two hours after you left Dean woke up, noticing the other side of the bed empty. He frowned and threw the covers off his body to get up and put clothes on, then leave the bedroom. When he got into the main room in the bunker Sam was sitting at the table, books and a cup of coffee in front of him and he looked up, a wide smile opening up in his face.
Sam stood up and Dean smiled back, opening his arms for a hug.
“Good morning and Happy Birthday” Sam said, his hand patting Dean harshly on the back, earning a laugh from the oldest.
“Thanks Sammy, where’s Y/N?” Dean asked after they pulled away from each other, looking around as if you would pop out from behind the shelves.
“She went to help Charlie with some stuff, she’ll be back soon” He answered and Dean nodded, still a little bitter for you not being with him in bed and giving him a birthday morning sex as a present. Well, maybe there would be a birthday night sex. He smirked at the thought and went to the kitchen to get some coffee.
You were almost back at the bunker, the vinyl secured inside your bag wrapped in cheap colorful paper that you got at the convenience store. Charlie had texted you she was almost there and Cas said he was arriving soon.
You texted Sam saying that you were due back in 20 minutes since you were a few miles away and that he could distract Dean for a while so that you could make little decorations for the birthday party. Sam agreed and told you he would try and keep Dean away from the house for an hour or so. Perfect.
Once you arrived you got right to work, blowing balloons, getting the pies and the chips ready and hiding your present in a bedroom that used to be yours before you started sleeping with Dean. Charlie arrived with Cas and had helped you put everything up, talking to you about how nice it was of you to do this and that she would kill to have a girlfriend like you. You laughed at the comment and jokingly said that Dean had, in fact, killed for you – even if it wasn’t totally a joke.
Sam had texted you again. Back in 10. Perfect timing Moose. Everything was done by the time you received the message and you decided to hide behind the furniture so that it would purposefully make Dean confused since he definitely would see your car parked in the garage.
“Y/N, sweetheart, you here?” You heard the door opening and the unmistakable voice of your boyfriend and his brother filled your ears. The talking stopped, Dean probably noticing the weird silence in the place and you knew he was probably reaching for his gun about this moment, his steps becoming lighter on the stairs. You held back a chuckle.
Once he came down the last step you jumped from behind the table, Charlie and Castiel along with you. He indeed had his gun out, Sam almost red from holding back his laughter behind him.
“Happy Birthday Dean!” You four screamed, startling the man. But, once the shock was gone he broke out into a huge smile and you ran into his arms, wrapping your hands around his neck as he twirled you around, a fit of giggles coming out of you as he laughed. He put you down and gave you a firm peck on the lips.
“So this is what you were actually doing, I thought you had abandoned me this morning” He said and you playfully rolled your eyes at his drama. He pulled away from you and walked towards the table. “Baby this is amazing, you’re amazing”
He hugged Charlie and Cas, thanking both of them too for the surprise. He rubbed both his hands together, just like how a Disney villain would, and smiled widely.
“All right, let’s get this party started shall we?” He said and you all laughed at his childness, already reaching for a slice of pie and a beer bottle.
Everything was perfect, you had never seen Dean this happy – except when you guys kissed for the first time and he looked like he had won the lottery. He was laughing, having fun and talking about everything and you noticed how this little party meant more to him than you imagined.
By the end, Charlie, Sam and Cas had given him their presents. Each had some importance to Dean in a different way but yours was left for later, you wanted to be alone with him when he received it. 
It was late when the party ended, everyone was a bit drunk and full of food. You told Charlie and Cas they could stay the night and they thanked you for it, each going to clean up and go to bed. You stayed behind to clean the mess.
While you were cleaning some plates in the kitchen you felt a big pair of hands wrap around your waist and kisses being left over your shoulders. You hummed and leaned back on Dean's chest, one of his hands wandering lower.
“Hm, and what is your present to me, huh sweetheart?” He said. Before he could lower his hand even more you grabbed his wrist gently. You could practically hear his pout and you turned around on his hold, wrapping your arms around his neck.
“I have one,” You smiled. “Well, more than one” You completed with a suggestive grin and Dean smirked down at you, smashing his lips on yours in a mindblowing kiss, his tongue dancing beautifully against yours as his hands gripped your hips. You reluctantly pulled away by pressing a hand to his chest and he groaned in disapproval. You chuckled. “I’m serious, I have something for you”
You grabbed his hand and led him to your shared room, telling him to wait there as you grabbed the wrapped vinyl in your previous bedroom. When you came back your hands were holding the album teasingly behind your back, a giddy smile on your face.
You extended your hands in front of you, the wrapped gift gripped by your fingers and Dean smiled at you.
“Happy Birthday handsome” You said and he grabbed the gift, studying the wrapping as he undid the knot tying it closed. You bit your lip, analyzing his face as he slowly discarded the wrapper and looked at the album in his hands.
Dean’s eyes widened and his mouth opened in a perfect ‘O’. He looked between you and the classic rock vinyl and placed your gift delicately over the bed before wrapping his arms around you and smashing his lips to yours. You yelped when he picked you up, making you wrap your legs around his waist.
“I love you so much, thank you” He said after he pulled away. “How did you even find this?”
“I have my sources” You said with a grin and kissed him again. He put you down and went to grab the vinyl again, taking the disc out of the cover. He had a vinyl player in his room and he put it there to play, the sound of “Black Dog” filling the small room.
He turned back to you and slowly walked your way, playfully dancing to the tune, shaking his shoulders making you chuckle. He grabbed your waist and pulled you into him, giving you a passionate, deep, loving kiss and you melted. Your hand went to the back of his neck to tug at the strands making him groan.
He pushed back you until your knees hit the bed, making you fall into the mattress. He lowered his lips to your neck leaving hickeys and bites along the flesh making you let out low moans and groans.
He held himself up by his elbows, his face close to yours.
“What’s my other present?” He whispered against your lips and you grinned wickedly, one of your hands rubbing at his chest.
“Why don’t you find out for yourself, hm?” You whisper back seductively and he kisses you again, his hands traveling under your shirt and rubbing at your flesh.
Dean never really liked birthdays but today, for him, was the best day ever because as long as he got to spend it with you, nothing could make it bad.
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A/N: Likes and reblogs encourage me to keep writing. Feedback makes those writing better. Thank you for reading, XoXo
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emelinstriker · 1 year
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☆ Playing Monkey King VR ☆
That episode is still engraved in my head with how much the game MK was playing looked like an actual game one could play irl, and I'm still salty about how it's not an actual game.
Also my hyperfixation picked these three for these headcanons- And I'm aware about how the game is implied to have been created by Wukong himself, but we shall ignore that fact for a sec-
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☆ ~ Headcanons ~ ☆
☆ Sun Wukong
>His ego just skyrocketed and won't be coming back to earth for a long time; may Buddha have mercy on your poor soul
>Expect him to watch you play everytime with a smug grin
>You can clearly see his tail swish around happily whenever he sees you react to one of the Sun Wukong character sprites (Especially towards the images of him being buffer than usual)
>You know how the game's Wukong would keep stopping the game's MK just to give him a bunch of tips and tutorials? He's actually doing that to you while you're playing, but with a lot more telling on what exactly he wants you to do (Backseat gamer smh)
>"Go back! Go back! You ran past an important quest item for the endgame!"
>Will distract you a lot by leaning into you from the side or from behind, or wrapping his tail around you in the middle of a battle
>You're struggling with a boss (cuz of him distracting you lmao)? Hand him your controller, right fucking now, he'll use his knowledge to beat the shit out of them for you
>Don't get your hopes up of him doing minigames and puzzles for you however, he absolutely sucks at even those easy-level ones
>If the game has a PvP mode and you have a second controller, expect him to want to duel you just to show off
>You can distract him by scratching his fur or touching his tail in the middle of it as revenge though
☆ Macaque
>Bro would be so salty if he sees you play this game it's not even funny
>He was actually thinking you were talking to the actual Sun Wukong when he heard his voice coming from your living room
>Once you give him a description of the game, it doesn't exactly lower his saltiness over you playing a game based on his nemesis and his successor
>"Why do you not have the option to fight Wukong?"
>"Be happy this isn't a dating sim, Mac..."
>"...The fuck is that supposed to mean"
>I would highly suggest playing whenever your monkey's out of house just to avoid the risk of him deleting the game from your console- It was a paid game after all with roughly 10 hours of playtime on your save file
>You can't tell me he isn't a master at any puzzle at any given difficulty. He could do all puzzles for you!
>Doesn't mean he would
>Jk, he would solve them when you're not looking or when he's bored- or even reluctantly with you if you beg enough cuz he loves you too much
>That doesn't stop him from either leaving you with a clone or spy at your gameplay as a shadow when he got time
>Unironically enjoys watching you play and beat up all those enemies with a smile
>Will deny it if you ask him if he's been watching you play from the shadows
☆ MK
>Excited noodle boy
>Would try to figure out if there's a way to co-op the story quest part
>ABSOLUTELY will play it himself when you introduce the game to him; I mean, it's about Monkey King??
>WILL gush about his hero, Monkey King, despite being his successor
>Will be lowkey annoyed if you refuse to skip cutscenes and are actually listening in on the tutorials and stories- It's evident by his constant whining and groaning
>But it's all good, he could never stay mad at you over it!
>You actually have to pry the controller away from his grasp from time to time- He will not stop to take a break until this boss is down!
>Dear gods, he's been playing for like 12 hours straight now, please knock him out and get him to bed- He won't be beating the boss like this
>Has a lot of fun doing easy-level minigames and puzzles, but does struggle with puzzles later on so you better help him
>"I'm getting the hang of this! But why isn't the strongest skill in the game working on this guy??"
>"The tutorial literally tells you to counter him, dummy"
>"Ugh! Why does it keep healing itself?? It should've died like half an hour ago!"
>"If only you read the boss description at the start of the battle..."
> Link to Masterlist <
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constawrites · 8 months
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Horny thoughts about OP dicks
Don’t mind me I’m just bored asf
A/N:I use the Argentinian height system so this post goes by centimeters (Don’t have a fucking idea how yall use inches.)
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Corazon
About 19cm I MEAN, he is huge in body height i wouldn’t be surprised. I feel he’s more of a length than thick type, he would probably be 4-5cm thick.
Got a vein that goes from under the tip to the middle of his cock, it would probably make you see stars.
Well trimmed but not shaved, he would shave it if you asked him to tho. It would be a more dark color than his hair color, like a dark honey color(does that make sense-?)
Like:
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Tip is a pretty pink, yall can’t convince me otherwise.
Feel like it doesn’t tastes too salty neither bad. Like licking the back of your hand? Something like that.
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Luffy
Can variate the size, I MEAN HE LITERALLY STRETCHES-
But normal size would be like 15-17 cm, don’t think it would be too thick or too big, just enough to make you babble nonsense.
Tip is a red going to coral-color.
Probably doesn’t trims neither shaves, it’s the wildness in there.
Hair in there is as black as his head hair (His gear 5 pubic hair on the other way..-)
Sorry but his dick would taste HORRIBLE, like, there is this weird myth that people’s dick taste like the things they eat and with Luffy’s disastrous diet it would probably taste too salty yet bad.
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Zoro
OH GOD-
19 in length, THICKNESS IS LIKE 6 TO 7 CM
Hard he would get to 21 cm
Tip is a dark brown that goes to a more red/pink palette
This mf doesn’t trims neither shaves (just like Luffy)
His pubic hair is a bit more darker than the rest of his hair
He’s veiny as FUCK one vein right down his tip that goes to the base, another one goes from the base to the middle and a few more go from the middle to the rest.
Probably tastes salty but good after all, don’t think he has a bad diet, for the alcohol he probably tastes a little bit bitter.
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A/N: That’s all, gotta do random things to cover up i don’t know what fic should i do with the winner of the survey i did. Gonna do a part two probably.
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vivika-ka · 7 months
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Probably most likely me being biased and still overwhelmed with Law’s current status, but I’m still salty Oda didn’t allow him to grow accordingly and clearly didn’t want to risk him being on par with Luffy.
Oda absolutely dismissed Law’s Devil Fruit powers as something innocuous and strange, “Meh, it’s just the power every doctor would want.” He definitely didn’t think of the ramifications and endless possibilities.
And we see how the foundation fell apart a little in Punk Hazard and Dressrosa. Oda presents new abilities with the Ope-Ope Fruit that opened so many doors that would allow Law to be an absolute menace (exchanging hearts and souls (?) being one of them). Only for Law to just…never use them again. That’s also not counting ways he could fight that would be too gory for a manga/anime like One Piece (this fits to Robin, too).
Certain things I understand—making Luffy win against Doflamingo because he was the main villain during the Dressrosa arc. But on the other hand, Oda making Law struggle in a fight against Hawkins…That doesn’t sit right with me. Especially considering he fights Big Mom alongside Kidd later on.
And yeah, I really love his newfound technique during the Big Mom fight, but I know he could be even more of a threat.
I know he defeats Hawkins, but why wait? He could’ve ended Hawkins and his men right then and there during their first meeting. If not by slicing, then exchanging their souls.
Why not allow Law to be who Whitebeard was to Roger, you feel me? Idk.
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pastelpaperplanes · 2 years
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As far as I understand it, Crusade was more or less a surprise for Megs, a very loved surprise but one still. Soooo, here's my question: if in some universe bots and cons call a truce, and it allows Op and Megs to finally settle, knowing that these two simply can't keep their hands to themselves, Would Crusade end up being an older sibling sooner or later? Who would carry said bundle of joy? I did imagine Crusade as the older, but still way shorter, sibling that is salty because of it....
oh absolutely!! once the dust has settled and such with all the political red tape AND once Megs and Optimus make honest mechs of each other—they’d decide their three would become four >:’)
I’ve been wanting to add another member to the Megop family for a bit since last November actually I made my first draft AGRGHH but I’m still not settled on a name or much of anything concerning where her addition to the family would spin the Legacy AU, but I’m tired of hoarding the doodles so HAVE
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the world is her sandbox and everyone is at the mercy of what she decides she must have. Megatron and Optimus can deny her nothing :’
Crusade thought being sibling to TRULY what must’ve been the world most speedy. tinniest flight frame was the hardest mission ever dealt to them
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girl-monkey-odalys · 26 days
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Amazing background art by the incredibly talented @cutekoala1001. I commissioned her to draw The Salty Simiano, which is the restaurant from my Sing fanfic. I could not be happier with how it turned out!!! The colors, the lighting, the decorations, the angles, the way she fit so many features into one shot, just...all-around mind-blowing 🤯 
As you all know by now, I am kind of obsessed with the anthro primate characters from the Sing movies. For my Sing universe I made up a Latin American-style cantina that welcomes all animals obviously but panders to primates; it is known as a monkey hangout in Red Shore City. It also features sugar skull-type art, except the skulls are of anthro animals 😂 In the picture, the larger skulls on the wall, window and floor are chimpanzee skulls. In the bar area, the two skulls behind the chairs are a deer and a crocodile, and the one by the menu is a dog. The one in the corner by the enclosed seating area is a koala. The area on the floor covered by the skull is a dance floor. 
What I love about this piece is that, like all good art, it tells so many stories. I didn’t really flesh the restaurant out very much in my fic, and seeing it here really helps inspire me to create ideas for it:
• That little enclosed seating area by the tree is very cozy, so I can see it being a popular romantic place for  couples. But it’s also large enough to seat more than two, so I can also see it as a meeting place for friends. 
• The restaurant has live music from time to time. Most of the bands are local Latino musicians, but since this is Red Shore City, you can also find visiting musician stars performing here from time to time. 
• The band plays in front of the Salty Simiano logo. This allows for many photo ops, especially with the dance floor nearby. 
• If the band knows that there is a romantic couple sitting somewhere, they will walk over to the couple and serenade them. They will also play music loudly in front of shy-looking patrons seated at the tables, insisting that they go out and dance. 
• There’s one band that’s really sassy and heckles the crowd all night, in Spanish and English. The singer will butt into a dance and “steal” the guy’s partner from him and tell the girl that she could do better in terms of mates. He says this into his microphone so that everyone can hear him. 
• The art in the restaurant is featured in numerous cultural publications in Red Shore City (magazines, etc.). The restaurant has also published a pamphlet that explains the history and meaning of the sugar skulls. Art students also come here for studies. 
• The tree was already on the land before the building was constructed, and the tree was special to the restaurant owners (being monkeys). They didn’t want to cut the tree down, so they just constructed the building around the tree and made a skylight so that natural light could filter into the room. As the tree gets bigger, they will remove the tiles that surround it. They hired a professional landscaper to prune the tree in such a way that it will eventually grow through the roof, and they will renovate the building to accommodate the tree. I know this would never happen irl, but I’m kind of a hippy and would love to see this. 
Thanks so much for doing such an amazing job on this, @cutekoala1001! 
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mamachasesmayhem · 11 months
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My sweet baby squirrel! This is one of my all time favorite songs and I’m so excited you requested this for Operation: Celebration! Thanks for always being a big supporter, I love you @footprintsinthesxnd 💕. I hope you love it!
Pairing: Jake x Briar (Down Home Runs Deep Universe)
Warnings: none, just fluffy Jake 🥹
Jake
For the first time in my life, I’m hating the thought of deployment. I’m actually dreading it, and I’m almost tempted to go to the doctor. If I hadn’t been cleared earlier in the day for the mission, I probably would. Because I used to feel the complete opposite, I actually looked forward to getting shipped out and hated being back on solid ground again. Being landlocked used to leave me unsettled, nothing was able to match how it felt to be in the open air above the ocean.
Then we almost lost Mav and Rooster. Then I realized how fleeting life was. Then Brooks proposed to Mal. Then I finally made Briar mine for good. Now, I kinda wanna vomit at the thought of being away from her for a while. She’s finally moved in with me, we’ve settled into a routine, and I’ve grown used to her face being the first thing I see when I open my eyes every morning. I was wrong about flying over the ocean before, nothing beats waking up to the girl of your literal dreams snoring on your chest.
It’s been 10 days and I’m already a mess. We’re on the trek home, a successful scouting op having gone flawlessly, and I’d be lying if I said I didn’t have to physically restrain myself from climbing into my F18 and beating the boat home by a long shot. But, I’d probably have marshals waiting for me on the tarmac at home and that would keep me away from B even longer. So I shut that thought down fairly quickly. Pouting until we dock is currently the lesser of two evils, so I guess I’ll suck it up for another few hours.
Being in our bunk room makes me antsy now that I’m no longer in mission mode, so I head out to the deck to sit on the wing of my plane for a little while. Everybody is inside, hanging in the rec room or the cafeteria, so I’ll get a brief moment of peace before they start preparing the ship to port. The sun is high in the sky, the warm rays offsetting the cool breeze coming off of the water as I lean back against the cockpit and close my eyes for a second. The salty air fills my lungs and my thoughts drift back to the night before I shipped out.
It was sunset, boxed red, sneakin’ to the rooftop, last nights cherry lip gloss that I kissed off
Briar’s giggles filled the stairwell of the building that houses the offices of the Dagger Squadron.
“Honey, shhh. You’re gonna get us caught!” I hushed her, unable to hold back a smile.
There was no way we’d get caught, and if we did, we wouldn’t really be in trouble. But Briar didn’t know that, and she was living out her childhood dream of being a secret agent. At least that’s what a couple glasses deep of red wine Briar had said when we started the climb a few flights of stairs back. I’d been stuck at the office later than I’d planned, prepping for the op as team leader, when she appeared at my door with a to-go bag from our favorite drive thru in one hand and wine in the other.
“Figured you hadn’t eaten since lunch and your perfectionist ass would still be here if I didn’t come save you,” Briar sent me a smug smile, knowing she had me completely figured out.
I grimaced when a glance at the clock showed it was after 2200. I ran my hand down my face as I finally leaned back in my chair. “Fuck, princess. I didn’t realize how late it was, I’m so sorry.”
She had crossed the room quickly and quietly and was standing in front of me by the time I opened my eyes. “Don’t worry, flyboy. I know it wasn’t intentional and that you’d have rather been at home with me. Now, let’s eat before these burgers get cold.”
After we had eaten and drank some of the cheap red she brought with her, I had an idea.
“Wanna sneak up to the roof and look at the stars with me?”
2 a.m. came and went. Held your hand as it slid into mine and I swear there was somethin’ in the air
Briar scrambled out of her chair so quickly that she almost toppled over, then she darted out to her car to grab the blanket she keeps in the trunk as I cleaned up the trash of our dinner. We finally made it to the roof, and B stumbled through the door as soon as it opened. I quickly caught her and caged her the waist as I kicked the door stopper into place. Once the door was secure, I turned and caged her head between my hands against the brick. The way she looked up at me like I just lassoed the moon for her melted me on the spot and I didn’t fight the urge to crash my lips to hers. Tongues tangled, lips locked together, a hand laced in her hair, I was brought back to earth when she let out a squeak as my chest threatened to crush her against the wall.
I backed up with a dopey grin on my face as I looked down at her. “Sorry, honey. Got a little carried away. I promised you some stars, didn’t I?”
We laid under the stars for hours, talking about any and everything, just like we always have. Eventually, Briar started to nod off and I decided that was our cue to head home. Port call creeping closer by the minute, and I didn’t wanna waste a single one with her.
In between you and me in a blur, night with you turned into my kinda morning
B seemed to catch her second wind on the drive home, she was suddenly wide awake and damn near climbed into my lap during the short trip. I didn’t have to ask, I knew it was dawning on her that this might be the last time we see each other. We’d had the conversation before, but it was real now that we started and ended every day together.
We went through our nightly routine of stripping out of the day’s clothes and showering together, washing the jet fuel and hospital smell down the drain. We tumbled into bed together with fingers and lips lingering on the other’s skin a little longer than normal, touches conveying what words couldn’t. I woke up a little bit before my alarm and spent a few minutes of solitude running my eyes and hands over every inch that makes up Briar Langley. One more brush of my thumb across her collarbone had her stirring, sleepy eyes blinking up at me once she was fully awake. We laid in the peaceful glow of the morning sun until my alarm went off and reluctantly pulled apart.
Briar dropped me off at the docks, giving Brooks and I each tight hugs. “Couldn’t imagine a better way to spend the night before deployment. I’ll be home soon, I love you, princess.” I left one more kiss on her lips before dragging my feet onto the ship along with a sulking Brooks.
“Figured I’d find you out here, daydreaming about my sister.” I’m pulled out of my reverie when Brooks smacks at the side of my boot. “Come on, we’re about to start dock prep and then you’re free to follow Rory around like the lovesick puppy you are.”
The remaining hours fly by and we’re dropping anchor before I know it. Despite her small frame, it’s impossible for me to miss Briar in the crowd. She’s a beacon of light, safely drawing me to shore, and my eyes land on her immediately. She spots me at the same time and my feet are carrying me to her at damn near Mach speed. Her giggles as I pick her up and wrap my arms around her fill every crack in my soul.
“Damn, flyboy! You miss me or somethin’?” She asks as I bury my face between her neck and shoulder.
“Or somethin’,” my reply is muffled against her skin.
Her hands stay wrapped around my neck as I settle her back on her feet, her nails gently scratching the nape of my neck in the way she knows turns me into a golden retriever.
Briar stretches up on her tiptoes, simultaneously pulling at me until her lips are level with my ear. “I might have missed you a little bit, too. I’m happy you’re home safe, my handsome man. Take me home so I can show you just how happy I am.”
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count-alucard-tepes · 10 months
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Am i the only one who thinks that Doffy would rock a tongue piercing? Also he uses knives as a way of making his eyeliner straight. Buggy gets makeup tips from Doffy.
Also ALSO. Headcannon. The local gator man loves salty food because salt takes out moisture and loves sour food. He thinks using sour food as an intimidation tactic works. Like he’d be smoking his cigars while eating sour food without a care in the world keeping a straight intimidating face.
Doffy would definitely get a tongue piercing for more than one reason lol 😝 he doesn’t seem like a tattoo guy.
Hmm the make up thing I’m not sure about yet since we haven’t seen his eyes but the fanart I’ve seen of his eyes, he doesn’t even need any eyeliner to make him look hot!
Also Buggy needs to just have a hair care line come out already because we all know he has the best hair in OP.
Yeah Crocodile seems like the guy who’d go to some fancy ass restaurant and then add a whole load of salt in his food because it wasn’t good enough for him😂 he’d be eating lemons while smoking cigars with a straight face for sure! I didn’t take him for someone who likes tomatoes but apparently he does!
I would love to eat lemons with Croc minus the smoking part😂
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mooncello · 7 months
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chronicles of lava It’s the weekend—no missions are scheduled. I think I’m gonna go for a long drive. Head up through the hills to the central coast. Salty air and fog sound like super chill companions right about now. I’m hoping some distance will help me calm the fuck down. Regain some perspective. Or at least get a fucking break from feeling like I’m gonna spontaneously combust every time I run into Cole.
My plans are vaporized at breakfast when Lloyd reminds us that we’re participating in our neighborhood street festival today. Lloyd signs us up for this stuff as part of “positive reputation management,” whatever the fuck that means. Something about not just protecting people but being trusted and beloved. Being part of the community. Et cetera et cetera.
Lloyd goes over the day’s agenda: a little parade, festival booth, photo ops, library storytime... I chew the inside of my cheek as he continues talking, hyperaware of Cole leaning against the kitchen counter a few feet away, arms folded across his chest. I sneak a look and take in his wide, sturdy shoulders, and the way they shift under his t-shirt. I like how the curve of his biceps peeks from beneath his shirt sleeve, and my eyes continue to draw down, past his elbows, to his forearms, crossed over one another, muscle like rope. Those arms could probably hoist me up and shove me against a wall. And— jesus fuck, nope, I cannot think about this right now.
My eyes trail back up his arms to his face. And shit. He’s looking at me. He literally just caught me checking him out. My mouth goes dry, and I twist my head away as my stomach lurches out of control.
Fuck. I seriously needed some space this weekend. Now I’m just gonna be distracted all day. While pretending to not be distracted—I’m totally fine—even as my heart throbs.
chapter four is up! chapters are getting longer, kittens. hope you enjoy. x
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lizzieonka · 9 months
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I sure hope that in whatever dub that comes up for the show, the original OP and ED remain. BOTH ARE ALREADY IN ENGLISH! If you’re translating it, whatever. But if you’re just gonna sing it again in English anyway, then why not just keep the original??? This OP is so, so beautiful, let it stay that way
I’m still salty over what happened in season 1 where people replaced the Chinese OP and ED with the Japanese ones. Weaboos can be too much...
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transamorousnetwork · 11 months
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Men Who “Bottom” Offer Pleasure To Transgender Women, But Not All Of Them
Alright. Let’s admit something up front. This story will trigger many transgender women. I’m not meaning to trigger transgender women. I’m meaning to soothe their resistance so they get what they want. Still, if you’re trans and feeling triggered, please stop reading. 
Physical reality thrives on diversity. In all the Universe, diversity reigns. “All the Universe” includes the transgender community. My conversations with transgender women and trans-attracted men confirm what I know: great diversity exists in the trans community. Not all transgender people believe the same. Nor do they behave the same. Nor do they prefer the same things. Isn’t this obvious?
So while perhaps the majority of trans women may agree on any given subject, there always will be those who don’t. That’s great news for some trans-attracted men. Because as long as trans-attracted men exist, there will be transgender women matching those men’s preferences. And vice versa.
The Universe drove that home for me the other day. I didn’t see it coming, honestly. So when it happened, it blew me away. I consider myself pretty well-versed on trans/trans-attraction issues. But I guess even an old salty dog of a windbag like me can learn something new.
An unexpected enlightenment
A reader of mine, proud as hell about his trans-attraction, responded to one of my recent stories. What he wrote was astounding. It astounded me because I hadn’t thought about the perspective he shared:
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^^A trans-attracted guy blows my mind.
Julian’s comment blew my mind on several levels. Not only is Julian proud of his trans-attraction, he lives his preferences out loud. But that’s not all. Julian takes it way beyond what I had thought about men who prefer pre-op transgender women.
What Julian is saying here is, transgender women who like to penetrate men enjoy that act. They find penetrating men sexually pleasing. In other words, fucking men, and seeing the men enjoy it, gives them pleasure. All this time I’ve taken that fact for granted. But it’s an important point. One worth highlighting. For women who like fucking men, those women like it. And so, men who like being fucked by transgender women who fuck men, offer such women pleasure.
Perfect matches exist
Of course there are transgender women who revile their penis. Some transgender women want their bodies to match who they believe they are. So they get Gender Confirmation Surgery (GCS). Those women won’t feel fully themselves until they do. 
But there are also more transgender women coming out expressing appreciation for their penis. They are proud of not being like cis women. They don’t need GCS. They’re fine with who they are and what they are. Some pass, but some don’t care about that. And some of those women enjoy using what they were born with. For those women, it’s good men like Julian exist. 
Even so, I always counsel men like Julian, especially those in early trans-attraction stages, to consider something important. Transgender women are human beings. Because they’re people, they bring far more to the table than a source of sexual gratification. But since men are men, they often express their attraction in hyper-sexualized or objectifying terms. Transgender women need to understand that. In other words, the men’s behavior isn’t personal.
Focus on wanted, not the opposite
If transgender women can get over taking what men do or say as personal, they can find their matches more quickly. It doesn’t take a large pool of men meeting a trans woman’s preferences to meet her match. If a transgender woman is monogamous, it only takes one guy. And the Universe will match her with that guy. If she’s a match to him. 
But if transgender women believe only guys like Julian exist, and they don’t want that, then those women aren’t matches to the guys they want. So they won’t find them. Then they’ll compromise.
No wonder so many transgender women express bitterness towards men like Julian. They’re all busy focused on what they don’t want. So all they see is that. The problem is, in their bitterness, they’re not a match to the guys that aren’t like Julian. And so such men might as well not exist.
But they do exist.
A bitter trans woman complaining about “Julians” will not find them though. Because she’s not a match to them. Meanwhile the “Julians” of the world will find their matches. That’s because men like Julian focus on what they want and ignore everyone else. And everyone else’s opinions. So they get what they want. And as a result, the women they get get what they want too.
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foli-vora · 2 years
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I would commit a crime for a follow up of "you're somebody else", I loved it so much!! I don't care what it would be, I just want more of this story and their 'relationship'. Maybe from marcus' pov where he can't stop thinking about them, or maybe his pov of reader's arrest and prison visit. Maybe something about however many years later when (or if) reader gets released? Surprise in prison pregnancy?? Either way if you do have the time and would like to make more, ill love anything you write!!
Well sweet nonnie, there’s going to be a series that follows ‘you’re somebody else’! It’s set a year after it, reader has been released from prison and the FBI recruit her for assistance in bringing down some art dudes. We’ll have flashbacks to the undercover op from Marcus’ POV to see what he was thinking/feeling, reader giving Marcus hell because she’s Salty™️, and lots of tension and feelings and heart ache. It’s a ride and a half. Thank you for your kindness, and I’m so glad you loved it so much! ❤️
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cl-babydew · 2 years
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I finished Cowboy Bebop! Also icon change!
So I was gonna make an icon change sooner, butttt I got stuck deciding between these two:
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Cuz CLEARLY I ship Spike and Faye! HOW COULD I NOT?! THE BANTERRRR AHHHHH THE FLIRTING I CANT! Urhvydfufa
As for the second! It’s just so soft and makes me all 🥺
It was especially hard to choose after the ep when Ed left! Geez I cried! XD
So I decided to wait til I finished the series!
Which I finished last night and I’ll be honest.. the ending wasn’t that great!
Like I expected to SOB!! XD But I didn’t!!! I didn’t even tear up!! I was sad! But I was more unsatisfied and confused!! And a tad salty?!
Like you build up Julia THIS WHOLE DANG TIME! For her to LITERALLY die 8 mins inthe last ep, right after she just came back into my Spikey boy’s life! Like I honestly saw that as bad writing! Plus the whole 2 eps felt so chopy! Like we didn’t even see Spike mourn!! HE JUST GOT HIS PIECE HE CLAIMS HE WAS MISSING, BACK, AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO KILL HER 8mins IN AND NOT HAVE HIM MOURN! BARLEY SHOW AN OUNCE OF SADNESS?!??
It felt so weird to me and made me upset!
I’m sorry but I literally LAUGHED when she died!! Like I never cared for her! And even when I met her, she never caught my attention! She’s such a plain character, I’m sorry! Built up just to die right off the bat!
It would’ve been more poetic to have them die side by side as Visous threatened would happen if she didn’t kill Spike!
Which she didn’t, so boom! Easy set up! Have them die side by side, fighting against Viscous!
What happened was too sloppy! I’m sorry but it was!
Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH!
But when it came to Julia, I lost intrest immediately! Especially the ending 2 eps! It was a mess!
Tho of course I loved my Faye and Spike moment!! X3
Speaking of, I’m not really upset that they didn’t become canon, I already knew they weren’t going to, and that Spike was going to “die”! I was just living with the moments I got from them!
LIKE DANG! THE BANTER AND FLIRTS! THE FLIRTING IN THAT ONE EP WITH THE PYSCHO GUY AT THE FAIR!
NOT TO MENTION HER SAVING HIM MANY TIMES AND HIM HER!
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THIS SCENE RIGHT HERE!! ^^^^^ MAY I JUST SCREAM OVER HIS SOFT CHUCKLE TO HER QUESTIONING WHERE THEY WERE WHEN SHE WOKE DURING THAT HOSPITAL EP?! HE STAYED THERE AND WAITED FOR HER TO WAKE!!! EXCUSE ME!??? THAT IS SOFT RIGHT THERE! AND HIS SOFT CHUCKLE/SMILE HE GIVES HER! I SWEAR SOME EPS END SO UNSATISFYINGLY IN THIS SHOW!!
Anyway! What was I getting at? Oh right! XD While I may be a tad upset, at the same time I’m not! X3
I’m just more upset with the end!
Well at least I have a lot of fics to go through for my ship! X3 I’ve been waiting to finish in oreder to read them!
Anywayyy!!
Clearly my new icon is:
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And there’s the artist! X3 Dang this is such a pretty art!🥺
Besides all this! I really really loved this show!! The op became my new jam urjvyduvyf XD
Oh and I loved this crazy family of Cowboys and girls! X333
Oh and cowdog! X3
Geez I miss them already! X,D
Jet was amazing and I love him and he’s such a dad! Fight me! XD
Ed is crazy and precious! XD Love her!
And dang EIN I LOVE YOUUU!!🥺🥺🥺 The fact Ed And Ein has such a bond, my dang heart!!
Faye was always a pleasure to watch!! X3
And of course the one and only Spike! GEEZ HE KILLED ME SO MANY TIMES! HE’S SO PRETTY LIKE DANG SPIKE?!?! HOW COME EVEN THE WAY YOU WALK IS SO DANG ATTRACTIVE?! HUH!????
Geez he’s so illegal!
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Anyway I’ll stop here and leave y’all off with Faye and Spike! X3
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Bye! X3
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sakura-gyarugal · 1 year
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Just me ranting about Sasuke vs Deidara because it’s funny!
Some dude decided to spend 30 minutes fighting with me about how Sasuke beat Deidara. I have no idea why people take the fight so seriously! Like I love the fight for how funny it was. And that’s just cap. If you generally believe that…das just crazy. Anyways it’s so funny how Deidara is triggered and Sasuke is just unbothered and Tobi is being Tobi.
Okay Unpopular opinion they both suck… I’m sorry this fight wasn’t their best. They nearly canceled each other out. I kinda expected way more from Sasuke and I understand he wasn’t trying to kill Deidara because it wasn’t his style and he wanted information from Deidara. Well um Deidara was being hostile. If I was Sasuke I never let that slide 🥱 I would’ve straight up bodied him the moment he threw a bomb at me. 😤 like who do you think you are? Twink 😒And I always wondered why Sasuke didn’t go after Tobi? And why did Sasuke attack Deidara.?Whew the anger issues in both of them 💀 he heard Itachi’s name in Deidara’s was like aight imma kill this ho. And then he straight up tells Deidara he got a big mouth. I would never let that side.
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Sasuke I know you ain’t talking. Tobi falling down in the back. ASGJFFJFJlkhgg
Also Why is Deidara purposely trying to fight a kid? Why is he fighting with a 16 year old who he doesn’t even know him!?. This man was like “hmmm should I go after Itachi’s brother or the nine tails?” Right in front of Itachi too! And I’m just like well you finna lose anyways. Deidara would’ve still been alive if he wasn’t so salty but nah he wanna be the entire Atlantic Ocean. Literally all of naruto is Deidara just being petty pffft.
I gotta give it to Sasuke for being a baddie. He flawlessly ate…as usual! But again he was at an advantage the whole fight obviously. He has sharigan, orochimaru’s curse mark, and he’s lighting nature which apparently beats lighting. Pokémon said otherwise but whatever. Anyways Deidara is complete opposite. The problem is how cocky both of them are. Sasuke thinks he all that which yes may be true and so does Deidara. Lmao and it’s so funny on how both of them were so cocky yet one gets killed and the other one almost gets killed. The fight was so mid. Sasuke counters all of Deidara’s attacks because he’s LIGHTING. That’s nothing special about Sasuke yet you guys praise him so much for it. He did the bare minimum. Be so fr guys. It didn’t matter what jutsu Deidara would do he would’ve still lost to Sasuke. (Which he didn’t) Sasuke didn’t try at all, in fact he was bored the whole time💀 and in the the middle of the fight they start having this long deep conversation about their powers it’s actually kinda wholesome too but…like do I care? No. Stop talking and starting throwing hands.
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“By the way my technique is called chidori.” 😛stop flexing on Deidara. Deidara honestly is amazing. I gotta give it to him. Bro was a disadvantage the whole fight yet he still gave a good fight and was still able to get Sasuke to use a lot of his chakra which was pretty good, but I hate how much chakra he used. I hate how he let Sasuke anger him and make himself lose control. It’s so dumb. He literally starting hating on Sasuke because Sasuke “killed” orochimaru and he was supposed to do it. It’s so immature, like come on Deidara. Deidara is a a strong character but his main weakness is himself. He has all these op powers which I wish were shown more in the anime. He literally can counter sharigan! Do y’all realize how impressive that is? And he trained his own eye, that’s crazy!! It was so dumb how his eye scope just falls off 😤 it would’ve made more sense of Sasuke just ripped out his eye, like straight up yank it out. Because can’t deidara still be able to counter it? Or is just the eye scope? And C4 is insane! It’s such an op power. He makes bombs that are so tiny that it’s the same size as an cell! Deidara is so talented, smart, and strong it’s mind boggling. He took off Sasuke’s wing, he saw through the genjutsu at first, he avoided Sasuke’s blitz, survived falling on the land mine, and used his legs to get unstuck from Sasuke’s shurikens. Bro is just amazing! 😍 plus he’s super sweet! He warns Tobi several times to move when he’s about to set off his bombs and even decides to not set one of them off putting himself in danger but he put Tobi’s life before his! And when he died he even apologized to Tobi 😭😭.But his big problem is that he gets too angry and overworked. He got pissed because he thought Sasuke was disrespecting his art when Sasuke was literally just trying to not get attacked by his bombs. Like deidara he’s not going to let himself get hit by the bomb just to make you happy.💀
But at least Deidara was funny in the fight. The subtle “ows” or he would just let himself fall or him just talking himself. He said “I’ve won!” About five times in the fight like he was trying to convince himself so badly. And then in the middle of the fight he has a mental breakdown and starts to bite his lip causing himself to bleed. He saw Sasuke and had a memory of Itachi beating him. Deidara sweetie it’s not that serious. 😭😭 Sasuke is mostly quiet during the fight too, and that sets Deidara off. Sasuke is like: … and Deidara explodes, literally. Sasuke is so sassy, and Deidara was getting pissed by his smart mouth. He probably mad because he finally found his match. They both got a slick mouth, sometimes I just wanna smack em 😒
And then these moments that make me laugh so hard. He’s so awkward and weird.
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Is he being /j or /srs!? Another thing I found so funny what is when Deidara is ripping off his shirt and stitchings and Sasuke is just watching. Stop staring and MOVEEEE!!!! You would think he would’ve transported or try to run away but he just stands there for a good minute. And then when deidara is like imma blow myself up and is a second from doing it, he actually does something. And then after he’s like “yeah he was stronger that I thought.” 💀💀💀 Sasuke you dumb fu-
You had all that time to leave. It was obvious Deidara wasn’t going to give you information yet you stayed there.
AND HE KILLED THE SNAKEEEEE! That poor snake did nothing wrong and Sasuke just sacrifices it. That snake would’ve still been alive if Sasuke wouldn’t have just left 🙁 RIP snake 🙏 Deidara also killed a salamander. PETA would be disappointed in both of them.
Also Obito was so funny. He had zero faith Deidara was going to make it. This man really said, “oh, you’re still alive?” BRO THE SHADE 😭😭. Like Obito chill you can’t even dodge a rock/j. Then the high pitch screams every now then LMAOOO. Tobi go play in some dirt or something. And bro doesn’t even stay to watch the fight. Bro just left 💀
I also love how Deidara solo’d himself. he’s the definition of “if I kms at least a real bad B killed me.” And I gotta respect him for that. People love to talk about how Sasuke beat Deidara as if Deidara didn’t take himself out. No one won. Sasuke escaped barely while Deidara just straight up beat himself. Ugh they’re both so amazing! But like Deidara was so confident with himself I lowkey felt bad when he was resurrected and he’s so proud of himself for taking out Sasuke while everyone is like
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“Deidara you’re too obsessed.” Kurotsuchi transforms into Sasuke and makes him chase after her and then says that. I was like 😧😟 And deidara is so heart broken. He’s so dramatic, standing the moon light thinking about how no one respects his art 😟goofy!!! Sir there is a war going on and you’re think about your art??? while Sasuke out here chasing after his dead brother. Be so fr 😭 laughing and sobbing rn. Love those two dorks so much </3
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Hi hi!!! I hope you are ok i read you are a lil sick so i hope you take plenty of rest!! And reply to this when you can! So no worry take your time
I was thinking about 2 things i talked before, first one i feel the kid wont hate Beni since as you said if the Kids have helped Beni i feel Beni wont go and try to get rid of any them since i feel him and other people will have accept them on the contrary i feel he will tell them to go away and not to comeback but like upset but also sad about it, kids would be hurt of course and then maybe some will be salty about it i think they will take "revenge" on him by challenge him a looooot on the training grounds and Ingo been like "told you they are upset" same with kamado they will try to train so hard with ingo sonthey could beat them a lot im the training grounds, i also even imagine some of them been like double battle because they kinda rmeember that but been "we are doing it the Hisui way" because if you notice some Npc battle with multiple pokemon at the same time hahah
With Lian! Hahaha i feel he will tell Akari that yeah he cant help her but i am sure that he will also give her some supplies for her to survive like food, medicine and stuff telling her that even if he "cant help her" right now he is helping her as a "friend" same as ingo i feel as you did in your fic they wont care they will do it undercover to help her out, and i guess that why when they wanted to forge the original ball Lian was like "YES LET ME HELP HER!!!" I also feel like the great Melli knows about his Crush with Akari and will tease him more hahah
Thank you!!! I am thankfully doing better now! :) (but I missed a ton of asks from this time ack! Super sorry, things were a haze with that ear infection at the time!! ^^;)
I much prefer the thought of them not hating Beni. I certainly didn’t hate Beni when he told me he wanted to smite me in that cavern pass haha. Maybe it helped at the end that he said he didn’t really want to harm us. He was just doing his job from Kamado!! So (most??) of the kids wouldn’t hate him. They spent a lot of time with him before at the wallflower, some even helping him out in the kitchen!
After finding out he’s a ninja though, I’m sure some kids would latch onto that once relations with Jubilife are mended, and they would want to challenge him all the time in the training grounds. Kamado too, but that might be more from lingering anger haha.
And as for Lian, the thought of Melli getting on him for his crush on Akari is funny, considering how reactive he gets with Lian’s remarks in the daybreak DLC. Melli stoops so low to get back at Lian, like Melli that is a 10 year old child a crush is normal haha. And I love the thought that Lian is so eager to help with the origin ball because he feels like he can finally help Akari out ;w; yes!!
Great thoughts OP!!
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piduai · 1 year
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I wish they would reboot the golden kamuy anime. it’s unfair how mid it is considering the fact that the quality of writing from the source material is by far way better than the sea of mediocre shounen/seinen mangas that get amazing, high budget anime adaptations (and I’m not just talking about CSM lol). an iconic anime OP or two would’ve at least been nice :/
idk about reboots (people are buying dvds as it is so what for? plus the manga already has a loyal fanbase that will eat up whatever is churned) but yeah they could have given it at least one catchy op... i'm so salty that literally every single op has been such trash lol why are they so obsessed with associating with utterly forgettable bland ass artists and voices
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